GTA San Andreas - My Top 8 Radio Commercials (Cluckin' Bell)

[86123maxxi]

GTA radio ads are the only ads that are interesting and funny, besides Apple ads and other Rockstar Ads

[GamersManiac6172]

i wanna new fence

Thats it were never hace sex Again

xD

[horizonflyer9]

God, the psa's are hilarious :)

[WhatEverLoser94]

i will download this to cd and put it in my car :D

[CmZxC]

Cluckin' bell for the win :D

[feernandowaste]

CLUCKIN' BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[MaxUchiha50]

Ultimate disc in the dark is like frisbee

[TheBloodyKnife1]

Prop 421... Hmm..

[Talladega93]

@TheBloodyKnife1 i would love that prop if it were real lol

[JhomieFilms666]

WHOOWEE TITTIES

[PRAET0R1ANN]

"Ohh my exest lives in texes"

"Momma dont let yo babys grow up to be cowboys"

[Calle299]

Ohh yo foun' tha potetoo'...

[THESchwarzLion]

CRAZY COCK!

[feragon430]

the song that plays for the first commercial is the same one from gta vice city stories about underwear lol

[A7XKoRnRocks1]

The most genius game made!

[XatruchJ8]

Haha "its time to smoke the smokers" haha...

[Nicekitty145]

The traffic radio ad was a bit useless, because if you're like me then you just drive through everything and anything

[hateiron1]

what about the zebra bar commercial?

[LucasMagnani96]

The cake is a lie!!

[4tknaruto]

my mom keeps my clinically obese so I can't run away rofl

[buhrrito]

Yay for ultimate disc in the dark strip version!!! Lmao

[WillDrache]

like superbowl commercial worthy..

[FreakyKing2]

Dude the commercials were worth buying the game alone lol

[Swampwhopma]

its time to smoke the smokers!

[wmautoreach123]

where can i find the one where the kid says "look mom im playing with my self" ik its called exoribo but i cant find it!!

[WillDrache]

@wmautoreach123 Search: eXsorbeo



[berserka12345]

its not your fault... ITS SOMEONE ELSE'S!!!

[blacksushi150]

THATS IT...WE'RE NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN!!

[halorulesyourface]

radio ads should be like this in real life

[Mumric]

@halorulesyourface they are.

[sporekingpax]

So I wont run away...

[zaanaz]

"I love my husband more than anything" - "Which is why I was suprised to find her sleeping with a teenager next door ! '

[almightytigress]

Just like a real sport, only we made it up! lol

[joecatter]

Exsorbeo is the best in my opinon.

[nebulousrl]

I love GTA commercials. They are the REAL dark humor in GTA. So good....

[THEFREAK4498]

cockledoodle doo it's time for chicken!

[duequesne]

Now that the kids moved out and have drug problems of their own. LOL

[KjB1ogger]

I wish san andreas exist!

[ImmortalSoulOfSGS]

@KjB1ogger it does las ventures is based on las veges san ferrieo is based on san Fransisco and los santos is based on los angles

[killerguitar44]

Best game ever.

[inlinevoid]

"...which is why Mom keeps me clinically obese, so I won't run away" Lol you can hear the weight on this kid.

[DaMastaOfRoad]

did you know there is a cluckin bell website? :)

[Blutspender102]

I love the ABoLS - Commercial.

[deineeMudda]

CELEBRATE WITH CAKE, EVERYDAY !

[Emlis16]

If you enjoy it, the chicken didn't die in vein

[freddiebarry93]

i love how GTA satires american culture so perfectly. so hilarious!

[DaftG343]

'It's time to smoke the smokers!' lmfao

[slodice]

IF YOU'RE AROUND A SMOKER, YOU WILL DIE

[daTutankabron]

6 winged chickens LOL

[eminemkid4000]

@TeleologyOfDeath thats the best1 EVER!!!!

[ellye73]

haha "it's a non-contact, contact sport" lol

[ellye73]

haha "it's a non-contact, contact sport" lol

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

Take that, silly

[Jarad100]

"If u enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain!" lol

[LoggotyroX32]

The cake is a lie

[theannoyingapple1137]

look at that,the Hendersons are getting a new faence

[LeandroMuntendam]

hahahahaha now that the kids have moved out and have drug problems of their own. hahahahaha EPIC!

[spiralusa546]

lol hahahahahahmuhahaha

[ghonnyboi]

Why can't radio commercials ever be funny for once?

[x0ticShwty]

woman: "I love my husband more than anything," man: "which is why i was surprised to i find her sleeping with the teenager next door" XD

[asdfbry]

ULTIMATE DISC IN THE DARK

OMG WHAT TEAM ARE YOU ON???

IM ON THE OTHER TEAM!!?!?!?!?!?

[ArcticRalph]

Lol @ Ultimate Disc In The Dark: ´'Get him!! Nail his ass´ hahaha or: ´Just like a real sport, only we made it up!'

[plavins1]

celebrate with cake!!

[Zayjug]

It's time to smoke the smokers!

[stevo1992xx]

smoking kills -> I hate this comerciaaaaaaaaal :(

[Collected23]

@stevo1992xx you murderer i might have children one day! PEW!

[smeacythe]

wish GTA IV had more of them

[anice121]

@MrIlll they do lol

[anice121]

@anice121 oh shit i meant just GTA in general but san andreas takes the cake lol man i have to say have you heard lazlo on GTA Iv ? lol hes funny as shit

[Sandereas]

@anice121

But Lazlow on SA was way funnier though. No GTA can top SA radio in my opinion.

[anice121]

@anice121 the funnies commercial on SA is when the woman was like i want a bigger fence and the dude was like no and she said thats it were not having sex anymore

[Taka014]

"That's it, were never having sex again." "Need a home loan fast?..."

[97chopper]

Haha lol funny commercials

[anice121]

GTA IV has the funnies commercial

[Nannestadboy]

yes to propotition 421 xD

[dbest95]

aww no inversion therapy?

[Normalaatsra]

isn't cake drugs?

[icool247]

"Now he's not running anywhere"

[TheThompje]

"now that the kids have moved out and have drug problems on their own..."

[WHATTHEANTHONY14]

jacuzzi for 8 :D

[enterprise0709]

celebrate with cake?.... BUT THE CAKE IS A LIE?!

[speedevil731]

GTA 3 had the best talk show, i remember his call to the leader of citizens raging against phones (C.R.A.P.) and he points out their name fail

[xXxDiukexXx]

Ultimate Disc In The Dark: And because its night, is not too embarassing to play strip version :D

[slimy0slime]

Ahh, take that silly!

[GameaPlaya]

Lol "Lets outlaw smoking everywhere even in peoples homes."

[MrCarl10000]

I love those commercials

[ciaomap]

@MrCarl10000 yeah more commercials than vice city or vice city stories

[snufffs]

Commando pest eradication ad is the best :D

[GARYRPOTTER]

YOU MURDERER!! I MIGHT HAVE CHILDREN ONE DAY!! (BANG!)

[Shmib1]

SMOKING KILLS MADE ME PISS MY PANTS

[fatqwert200]

Celebrate with cake

[viralarchitect]

I love my husband more than anything! "Which is why I was surprised when I learned she was sleeping with the teenager next door!"

[TheSmalks]

Do you have the advert on the do it yourself sexual re-alignment kit

[izzantha]

"I want a new fence!" "We just got one after your parents were killed!" LOL

[MUNDOPEGASSEROFAN]

thats the same song from gta vcs little lacy surprise lmfao

[TheGtaexperts1]

i love the security one if u dont install our security i robber could get away with r wife and flip her over 4 seconds!

[REVOLTAR53]

Smoke the smokers! WOW! XD I don't smoke XD

[Ledah777]

"Cluckin' Bell! If you enjoy it the chicken didn't die in vain!"

[koelnerkind2]

CELEBRATE WITH CAAKE!!! lol

[eflover4ever68]

"Smoking kills... Unless you kill first!!"

[KaLNFoRc3R]

@eflover4ever68 hahahahhaahah

[HowdysTube]

does anyody know whats the name of the background song of the proposition 421?

[19kulugo73]

i love the bar

[Rookie2033]

what about the exterminator one

Dude: omg sir what is this

Lady: thats my baby!!!!!!

Veteran sounding dude: Looks more like vietcong to me

*machine gun fire*

[xXSushiiXIceXx]

lmfao celebrate with cake!

[tuber749]

The cake is a lie man

Aperture Science Portal

[Commonkid50]

@tuber749 :( i didnt get my cake either

[cocojuicy]

lol :)

[killzonee12]

good old time i tell you...good old times =)

[ramoneschick1]

Yeah, i love the cluckin bell advert!!

[OGLOCify]

i love gta commercials theyre always funny

[ferrariguy1000]

I like the Smoking Kills. I laugh at it every time I hear it in the game.

[ZhangtheGreat]

"It's only a small step from mass transportation to communism" XD XD XD

[ramonsosa2]

the first on i alwise laught.

[Multiburatino]

cluckin`bell the best add

I LOVE THIS AD

[scrax6]

the best GTA commercial is on vice city

[DavidFrancisQ]

i love push up on GTA Vice City Stories

[scrax6]

lol yesh

[scrax6]

i mean yeah

[cadman2300]

"Cluckin Bell! If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain."

It's nice to know they care about the animals . . . to some degree at least.

[Trumavarium]

Smoking Kills is really fun. And Traffic Jams. xD

[tahaa7]

San Andreas the best game EVER !!!

[TargetPractice1357]

@tahaa7 Thats so true

[marcvie9]

COCK A DOODLE DOO!

[YouAdvertising]

cackle doodle doo its time for chicken: LOL

[marcvie9]

@YouAdvertising Its Cock a doodle doo

[av3rRageGameName]

" I could use a smoke... If your around a smoker YOU WILL DIE!"

ROFL, never gets old. GTA SA FTW!

[Polishpimp69]

haha, its a small step towards communism

[kilosnew]

Does anyone know the commercial that sounds like an R&B song (a guy and a girl are singing but I don't know what they are singing about) I know it's a commercial in San Andreas.

[67617597]

how the fuck is that spam i case u dont know people have spamed u

[LAHrebirth]

what the? you didn't have the 'diamonds' ad

or the san andreas telephone ad

my fave is the one where the ex-husband calls to bitch at the ex-wife :)

[Paperbagman555]

oh yeah the whole ''How ya doing bitch!!!''

I really love the Glory hole theme park ad XD

[LAHrebirth]

@Paperbagman555

listening to it on my ipod right now XD

DE KOCK DIAMONDS: "luckily most women are shallow and materialistic, nothing says i love you like a lump of carbon mined by waged slaves in angola"

INVERSION THERAPY: "i've been having dark thoughts, i wanted to sleep with my mother, now that i've done it i dont' want do it anymore

SA TELEPHONE #2: "how ya doing bitch" lmao

[Paperbagman555]

How did you download them??? I really want WCTR and the ads on my ipod lol

[LAHrebirth]

@Paperbagman555

just like how i downloaded EVERY other gta soundtrack/music/song/talk show file

on torrents :)

i mean i got the rip of gta 4 music/ads etc the instant gta4 became available on the xbox, lol ironically i haven't played it yet. I got no xbox/ps3 and computer can't keep up with the new games coming up

been listening to the ads/music/talk show for years from VC/SA/LC S/VC S on my comp and ipod

probably how the poster got his stuff

[WelshBoiJAM2K8]

0:17 - 1:06: I believe that background music is in Vice City Stories in that 'Little Lacy Suprise' commercial :P

[Deathfromabove5]

Yeah i notice that to!

[dafrandle]

3:03 i vote yes

[6Carcass6Crusher6]

@dafrandle Vote no, and kill the non-smokers!

[yoda2287]

"Thats it we're never having sex agian!"

[THREAT300]

''celebrate with cake every day'' LOL!!

[Followthategg]

"Take that, silly!"

[halfdecentname]

I listen to nothing but User Tracks because I don't have any and I listen to the commercials.

"Celebrate with Cake!" xD

[Natsopaan1]

lol that's what i do too

[POKOHelba]

which dosen't seem likely,HAH!

[MrBullshitboy]

disc in the dark lol

[CheifyX]

"How about cream filling?"

"Put it in your mouth!"

"YES!"

[halespeedy]

haha that is so funny. im not really a big fan of the cluck'n bell ads.

[tfcdomprice]

The background music on American Bank of Los Santos is the same as "Little Lacy Surprise" on Vice City Stories

[milktree4545]

the diamond one is funny too

[hellraizr01]

sometimes i just open the game and listen to the radio ads...lol

[fordtruckman80]

Vote yes on proposition 602!Open up the bus lanes,and pave over train routes!

Oh boy,I had to go play this game and listen to the commercials again.lol.

[arosta1]

whenever these ads come on the radio i always pull the car over and listen

[imhood37]

if you having trouble hearing it just turn down the sfx volume at the audio page a little bit and put music volume at the most

[thesechicksdont]

a zebra bar sounds good as hell imagine candy like that real life

[rijleader11]

Anyone wants to play ultimate disc in the dark? =)

[DWIWindsands]

Ban Immigration Greencards Outright Today

Now he's not running anywhere-celebrate with cake!!!!!

[TheSlovenian3]

"Remember! Its a very small step from mass transit to COMMUNISM!!!!"

[juventes]

ULTIMATE DISC IN THE DARK!

[FelicitousWiggins]

Haha, ahhh, Iremember playing gta far too much :p

The only problem is I can't read "celebrate with cake" without singing it...

[craigybaby007uk]

i want a new fence! i want a new fenceee ! ok we not having sex again!

lmaoo

[FPVsean]

'im on the other team, what about you, im on the other team too, uhh take that silly'' san andres was kickass.....

[thomas401]

I think there was a commercial with classic music in the background, violins and chellos likely, what was it about?

[dude77m]

Clucking bell if you enjoyded it the chiken dirent die in vein

[francuzas1488]

learn to spell you retard.

[HellsDrummer45]

i love the radio X one! " I am you host saaage, ( music ) and i hope you'll all die." xD LOL

[riniks112]

where is the invisibility cloak :(

[Otern2]

lets smooke the smookers

[LittlezDDR]

"I want a new fence! That's it! We're never having sex again!"

[twinturbosix]

dude... women are so like this it's not even funny.

[SavagenymphX]

"I love my husband more than anything...

wich is why we suprised to find her sleeping with the teenager next door"

LOL

[dennison1094]

the best one is -

*ring ring*

"hello?"

"hey it's jenny!"

"jenny...?"

"from the party?"

"oh yeah! how long has it been?"

"9 months?"

*waaaaahhhhh*(in background)

San Andreas Telephone. for those akward conversaions.

[btk88]

Ultimate Disc In The Dark lol

[fejnjs]

ammu nation do constructions workers whistel at you next time whistel back with a rifle

Someones breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes

the police an average of 35 minute