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  • sap, Jim carrey jr.?

    

  • 2:33 on made me laugh so hard XD

    "Jaaauuullee rahhnnnchurrrs~ whuttt thuhhhh FACK?!"

  • Dumbest. Shit. Ever.

  • Lol when u making new ones ??

  • My name is Ricky Martin and i feel Kraazzzy

  • AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    

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  • Thumbs up if you watch the last part over and over, and never stops laughing :)

  • i am hungry toooo mmmmmmmm

  • Johnny Ranchers' what The FUCK!!!!!! Gawd!!! OH My Gawd!!! XD

  • Thumbs up if 1:32 sealed the deal.

  • matate cochino qlo askeroso enfermo i la cssm mas encima kon una corta pluma sin punta el muy aweonao

  • So, in summary... this video was about... uhm... sexually confused badass cowboys who just learned to turn on a camera?

  • "would you like some gum? ...lil boy'' xDD LOL

  • IM GONNA TAKE PITCHURS OF YER PEEENIIIISSS RAAAAHH

  • u know this is about the 20th time ive watched it in a row and i still find it fucking hilarious every time....its like a addiction that gives u satisfaction O.o im still fucking laughing!!!

  • wuts the name of the 1rst song ?

    

  • Jolly Ranchers WHAT THE FUCK XDXDXD

  • OMG!! so funny but do more high pitch voices and more backward words video's

  • are you trying to act gay or is it natural instinct

  • whats in that terrarium?

  • Wants some gum

    LIL BOY

  • Make more of the 'johnny ranger what the fuck'

  • I am ricky martin and i go crazzzzzyyy LOL

  • do not drink during the playing of this video. I now have to clean my screen.

  • Nall nall NALL

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  • 10 facts:

    1. You are reading this comment

    2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

    4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

    6. Your smiling

    7. You are still reading my comment

    9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

    10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

    11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

  • @cody2bcool You skipped 5 too, thought you should know.

  • @SubzSaiyajin ok i got this from another video and i wanted to be my best day.

  • ES EL SUSCESOR DE JIM CARREY JAJAJAJAJA

  • 2:33 - 2:40 is the best part

  • Jolly Ranchers...WTF!

  • Oddly satisfying

  • "Oh Mai GAWD!!!!!1" I Haven't Seen This Guy In Like Forever!!!!!

  • where does he come up with this shit

  • woah,,,where u gone man.. this 08.. :P what happend to ya!

  • My favorite part.

    " I'M GONNA TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS!!!!"

    I love this guy!!

  • i guess he has no friends ,otherwise i will hit him all the time ,retard guy

  • 2:08 hahaha PSYCHOPATH

  • WOOOOAAH MAAAAN, WHAT KIND OF WEED DID YOU HAD????

  • who gave this gut a knife?

  • this is the weirdest video ever , whats wrong with you?

  • I like how the tip of the knife is chipped off

  • Now you know !!! Doing drugs is really fun !!!

  • 0:14 Song Plz

  • 1:56 OMG IT SCARED ME

  • MEGA faggit time

  • Would you like some gum? YEAH BOI.

  • lol

  • dude i want the drugs you have,,,, give them to me

  • fucknugget

  • @2:35 WHAT THE FUCK! , GOD , OH MY GOD.

    facking lawl.

  • The best of kylemonkey is hilarious! Its my favorite video ever

  • Well this isnt texas.........

    Saddle up partner...

    (throws hat)

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this is in 2011 :)

  • @YoYoYoDaddio Gee, I sure haven't seen this comment plastered all over Youtube. Thumbwhore.

  • @YoYoYoDaddio no im watching this in 9999 dead

  • @YoYoYoDaddio

    Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 :P

  • the last part is too funny! XD

  • I don't think you should play with that knife!

  • lol, well this isn't texas XD

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • whats the song called in the beggining? :|

  • Kylemonkey rules

  • keep pressing 2

  • 0:53 THAT A BOY! :D

  • well this isnt texas

  • u remind me of JIM CARRY or how ever you spell it hahahhahaha

  • lol keep pressing 9 hahahahaha

  • Jolly ranchers. WTF

  • LONGBOARD IN THE BACKGROUND!

    ftw

  • lol love the texas part!!! XD

  • wow more videos pleez?

  • Keep pressing six. It sounds like he is having an orgasim.

  • stop on 32 seconds

    i love this kid

  • I watched thi while trying to play call of duty. Big mistake. I loled

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  • Whatever hes on, i want some!

  • well this isnt texas............. Saddle up partner! *smacks butt* (:

  • 2:10"it broke in half" lol

  • Everyone keeps saying "Johnny". Isn't it JOLLY ranchers?

  • make more videos

    

  • keep pressing 6

  • i am hungry

  • you want some gum, LITTLE BOY??????? :D

  • weon enfermo xd

  • fuck me what have u been getting high on.......WEED?, SPEED?

  • y wold anyone give him a knife

  • ...... Ladies and gents, The next Jim Carrey..... "Johnny Ranchers what the FUCK!" almost killed me...

  • 626 people really have no sense of humour ad need being shot-.- from the start i was laughing but the "Johnny Ranchers what the....FUCK!" made me nearly fall off ma chair xx

  • hÍhi_àny_gUYs_wãñt_t0_chÁt_wÌt­h_mÈ

  • this is retarted

  • @xRAWRxIMxAxNINJAx Admittedly but if you cant laugh at it then you need shooting.

  • lol this cracks me up.

  • am I the only one who thinks he look like Jim Carry?

  • Hahaha I MISS YOU 

  • @JapaneseWolf17 yes... it is but i was on my Ipod and the autocorrect was getting on my nerves. LOL :)

  • hes high

  • laughing on the inside...

  • dude you are the gayest person ive ever seeeeen.........BUT YOU ARE FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he looks hot at 0:00 to 0:02

  • ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • run for your lives! he have a knife Oo

  • hold in 9 xD

  • 0:28 OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUSNESS.

    and, 2:20 . . . is just weird.

    xD

  • Jolly ranchers WTF god oh my god

    xD

  • you are my idol

  • WTF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • 0:29 YOUR RELATED TO FRED!! :D xDD

  • @MsHannerBananer No, Fred is a dumb ass.

  • The lol part was best xD

  • dude...the jolly ranchers box was backwards.. XD

  • 1:30 to 1:42 made me LOL.

  • Lmfao to 2:21 just coughs his face looked funny

  • hahaha very nice xD

  • oh shit he has a knife

  • Fuck, it isn't cool to be gay. What's this guy's problem?

  • @Sexwithbutts You call him gay, and your name is "sexwithbutts". Nice.

  • @Sexwithbutts Who told you that it isn't cool to be gay? You're queer fathers who made the mistake of being gay in their own terms, or your dumbass religion where EVERY thing HAS to be right?

  • I watched this years ago, I've seen it 200+ times but it still cracks me up XD

  • this person is omg

  • Well this isn't texas! *Slaps butt* Fare well partner!

  • "Johnny Ranchers, what the FUCK! " Hahah I almosted pissed my fucking pants

  • @Zoey101julianna jolly ranchers*

  • @Zoey101julianna its JOLLY ranchers

  • @Zoey101julianna isn't it Jolly Ranchers?? XD

  • @Zoey101julianna its jolly ranchers lol

  • Kylemonkey insane......NEVERRR

  • shit he has a knife

  • Well this isn't Texas!............ Sattle up partner!

  • He Is Soooooooooo Funni!! x33" -Lov3's-

  • "Well, this isn't texas. Saddle up partner!" :')

  • dude you are cool!

  • Funniest guy ever

  • hahaha mental

  • well this isant texas hahahha!!

  • Jolly Ranchers WHAT THE FUCK?

    ....seriously

  • ...what the fuck..! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • whats in the cage????????????=)=)=)=)=)

  • @AirWalk1298 How can you say he doesnt go to school? Watch his video called transvestite day, the talks about what he did at school.

  • @Rowanthoth Lol...yea..like 5000 years ago... XD

  • @Rowanthoth Thats when he was still in school!

  • 614 people dont like chewinggum

  • I love when you swear and put that speed on! 8D.

  • the key of all is please thanks to god's gifts...

  • lol i liked the jolly rancher thing

  • what longboard is that? 

  • What's the song at 0:13?

  • Jolly Ranchers WTF

  • dude r u gay?

  • LMFAO, I know this guy, he's goes to my school, his voice is actually really deep :)

  • @ILoveBoys1001 Oomg u serious, ur so lucky to know this legend hahaha

  • @FrostedLlama Yeah, I don't really talk to him like Oh hey and text him but he's and 8th or 9th grader and I'm a sevneth grader, but talking to him is like wierd.... "Im talking to someone famous on youtube" is what goes through my head :) He isss SOOOOOO funny though :)

  • @ILoveBoys1001 That doesn't really make sense, since he's 21 year olds...hm... a 21 year old in 8th grade...interesting.

  • @jessicakennon you dont understand a joke do you?

  • @greg0987654321jyfjdc What are you talking about? The only comment I left on here was towards a girl who claimed this guy goes to school with him, a middle school, when this guy is like 23. I understand the joke,silly.

  • @ILoveBoys1001 how could he be in 8th or 9th grade when he isnt even in school?! hes 21!

  • @AirWalk1298 he was held back, smart one

  • @AirWalk1298 he's 18 dumb a**

  • @AirWalk1298 he's 18 now dumb a**

  • @AirWalk1298 He's 19 in this video.

  • @ILoveBoys1001 he dont go to your school cos he is 21

  • fucking hilarious

  • When u took out that switch blade all I was thinking about was taking it out of your hand and cutting u into little pieces .. You're such a queer .. Make a friend !

  • I watched this time when i was eating gum!

  • he reminds me of stifler

  • 2:21 Im gonna take pictures of your penis now LOL

  • What the fuck dude?!

  • I'm going to kill you, with my broken knife. LOLOL!!!

  • my favorite part was at 2:33 lol !!! haha 

  • lmfao.. well this isnt texas... hahaha

  • I have that knife but the tip isnt broke

  • Jolly ranchers what the FUCK!!!!! God..

  • 0:56 LOL i cant stop laughing. ur fuckin hilarious dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.o

  • Jolly Ranchers what THE FUCK!!!! GOD.... God... god...

  • I would totally date you o.o'