u know this is about the 20th time ive watched it in a row and i still find it fucking hilarious every time....its like a addiction that gives u satisfaction O.o im still fucking laughing!!!
4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now
6. Your smiling
7. You are still reading my comment
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
"My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those bastards now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
626 people really have no sense of humour ad need being shot-.- from the start i was laughing but the "Johnny Ranchers what the....FUCK!" made me nearly fall off ma chair xx
or Create a video response 1 day ago when you are reading thid do not stop or else something bad will happen! (sorry about this) this girl’s name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars, and she has no ears. she is dead. if you don’t copy this to more than 5 videos, she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you. this is no joke. if you send this on 5 more
@Sexwithbutts Who told you that it isn't cool to be gay? You're queer fathers who made the mistake of being gay in their own terms, or your dumbass religion where EVERY thing HAS to be right?
@FrostedLlama Yeah, I don't really talk to him like Oh hey and text him but he's and 8th or 9th grader and I'm a sevneth grader, but talking to him is like wierd.... "Im talking to someone famous on youtube" is what goes through my head :) He isss SOOOOOO funny though :)
@greg0987654321jyfjdc What are you talking about? The only comment I left on here was towards a girl who claimed this guy goes to school with him, a middle school, when this guy is like 23. I understand the joke,silly.
When u took out that switch blade all I was thinking about was taking it out of your hand and cutting u into little pieces .. You're such a queer .. Make a friend !
sap, Jim carrey jr.?
stians0n 9 hours ago
2:33 on made me laugh so hard XD
"Jaaauuullee rahhnnnchurrrs~ whuttt thuhhhh FACK?!"
TheTextingNeko 5 days ago
Dumbest. Shit. Ever.
burtonsnowboarder15 1 week ago
Lol when u making new ones ??
iFUNNYVIDZ12 2 weeks ago
My name is Ricky Martin and i feel Kraazzzy
Martinichy2 2 weeks ago
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
veronichella3 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012
K120ification 1 month ago
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K120ification 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you watch the last part over and over, and never stops laughing :)
TheMoonProtector 1 month ago 2
i am hungry toooo mmmmmmmm
theonetheonlyminer 1 month ago
Johnny Ranchers' what The FUCK!!!!!! Gawd!!! OH My Gawd!!! XD
XenokillerDX 1 month ago
Thumbs up if 1:32 sealed the deal.
hunterthompson3 2 months ago
matate cochino qlo askeroso enfermo i la cssm mas encima kon una corta pluma sin punta el muy aweonao
jotastickler 2 months ago
So, in summary... this video was about... uhm... sexually confused badass cowboys who just learned to turn on a camera?
42KaKa 2 months ago
"would you like some gum? ...lil boy'' xDD LOL
Bieber95Gurl 2 months ago
IM GONNA TAKE PITCHURS OF YER PEEENIIIISSS RAAAAHH
DoctorHafflyfe 2 months ago
u know this is about the 20th time ive watched it in a row and i still find it fucking hilarious every time....its like a addiction that gives u satisfaction O.o im still fucking laughing!!!
CookiezsayRAWR 2 months ago
wuts the name of the 1rst song ?
Dimebag800 3 months ago
Jolly Ranchers WHAT THE FUCK XDXDXD
dylan13767 3 months ago
OMG!! so funny but do more high pitch voices and more backward words video's
badmanmods123 3 months ago
are you trying to act gay or is it natural instinct
Funnychicka34 3 months ago
whats in that terrarium?
ciukcia989 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
is this guy gay or something
zacharydavila14 3 months ago
Wants some gum
LIL BOY
whereswaldo22 3 months ago
Make more of the 'johnny ranger what the fuck'
101bladester 3 months ago
I am ricky martin and i go crazzzzzyyy LOL
WoOoOody2010 3 months ago
do not drink during the playing of this video. I now have to clean my screen.
darkcircle169 3 months ago
Nall nall NALL
theswagkiller23 3 months ago
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jbgizz1250 3 months ago
10 facts:
1. You are reading this comment
2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now
6. Your smiling
7. You are still reading my comment
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
cody2bcool 4 months ago
@cody2bcool You skipped 5 too, thought you should know.
SubzSaiyajin 3 months ago
@SubzSaiyajin ok i got this from another video and i wanted to be my best day.
cody2bcool 3 months ago
ES EL SUSCESOR DE JIM CARREY JAJAJAJAJA
pablodmm89 4 months ago
2:33 - 2:40 is the best part
gocarts2000 4 months ago
Jolly Ranchers...WTF!
Samsiclezz 4 months ago
Oddly satisfying
GIGGITEH 4 months ago
"Oh Mai GAWD!!!!!1" I Haven't Seen This Guy In Like Forever!!!!!
ladygagaluvr303 4 months ago
where does he come up with this shit
xKoluh 4 months ago
woah,,,where u gone man.. this 08.. :P what happend to ya!
TheJuzMii 4 months ago
My favorite part.
" I'M GONNA TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS!!!!"
I love this guy!!
technicalmoneybags 4 months ago
i guess he has no friends ,otherwise i will hit him all the time ,retard guy
sutobeni 4 months ago
2:08 hahaha PSYCHOPATH
proevowakkandr3 5 months ago
WOOOOAAH MAAAAN, WHAT KIND OF WEED DID YOU HAD????
deadbunny001 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
who gave this guy a knife?
MissCloBeth 5 months ago
who gave this gut a knife?
MissCloBeth 5 months ago
this is the weirdest video ever , whats wrong with you?
cmubo 5 months ago
I like how the tip of the knife is chipped off
Penguinattack2 5 months ago
Now you know !!! Doing drugs is really fun !!!
tonymac96 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those bastards now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
LizzieAB9 6 months ago in playlist Kylemonkey
0:14 Song Plz
6bnagla 6 months ago
1:56 OMG IT SCARED ME
Pjbeauprejr 7 months ago
MEGA faggit time
slap9000 7 months ago
Would you like some gum? YEAH BOI.
15O493x 7 months ago
lol
Hannluvsmusic 7 months ago
dude i want the drugs you have,,,, give them to me
lagswitcherupper 7 months ago
fucknugget
lagswitcherupper 7 months ago
@2:35 WHAT THE FUCK! , GOD , OH MY GOD.
facking lawl.
jbgizz1250 7 months ago
The best of kylemonkey is hilarious! Its my favorite video ever
squashyjosh1 7 months ago
Well this isnt texas.........
Saddle up partner...
(throws hat)
devil0532 7 months ago 28
Thumbs up if you're watching this is in 2011 :)
YoYoYoDaddio 7 months ago 195
@YoYoYoDaddio Gee, I sure haven't seen this comment plastered all over Youtube. Thumbwhore.
Bewzbucket 5 months ago
@YoYoYoDaddio no im watching this in 9999 dead
kikibombon22 5 months ago
@YoYoYoDaddio
Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 :P
vancecoledotcom 6 hours ago
the last part is too funny! XD
Theconspiracy777 8 months ago
I don't think you should play with that knife!
EWall95 8 months ago
lol, well this isn't texas XD
Arthaniss16 8 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddeylikewhoa 8 months ago
whats the song called in the beggining? :|
tjacktrollet 8 months ago
Kylemonkey rules
20030483 8 months ago
keep pressing 2
KuhhBAM 8 months ago in playlist DOOM
0:53 THAT A BOY! :D
zodac121 8 months ago
well this isnt texas
narutosbro94 9 months ago
u remind me of JIM CARRY or how ever you spell it hahahhahaha
GoodThingsTV 9 months ago
lol keep pressing 9 hahahahaha
tubbahooney 9 months ago
Jolly ranchers. WTF
MrDoubleX1 9 months ago
LONGBOARD IN THE BACKGROUND!
ftw
SchnitzelCat 9 months ago
lol love the texas part!!! XD
Liljakob890 9 months ago
wow more videos pleez?
SuperKylesgurl 9 months ago
Keep pressing six. It sounds like he is having an orgasim.
j4k3rocks 9 months ago
stop on 32 seconds
i love this kid
AnnieGranny100 9 months ago
I watched thi while trying to play call of duty. Big mistake. I loled
GraphixHurricane 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0.07 - 0.27 Hot. :P lol.
InsaneTechnoKitty 9 months ago
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InsaneTechnoKitty 9 months ago
Whatever hes on, i want some!
WingedGirl135 9 months ago
well this isnt texas............. Saddle up partner! *smacks butt* (:
julaayrobishizz 9 months ago
2:10"it broke in half" lol
CHESTER9871 9 months ago
Everyone keeps saying "Johnny". Isn't it JOLLY ranchers?
GravityFair 9 months ago
make more videos
COOLESTTOTHEMAX 9 months ago
keep pressing 6
edwardslittlevampire 9 months ago
i am hungry
auntJLC17 9 months ago
you want some gum, LITTLE BOY??????? :D
auntJLC17 9 months ago
weon enfermo xd
almejaqliao 9 months ago
fuck me what have u been getting high on.......WEED?, SPEED?
BGxSnIpEzZ 9 months ago
y wold anyone give him a knife
meranda46779 10 months ago
...... Ladies and gents, The next Jim Carrey..... "Johnny Ranchers what the FUCK!" almost killed me...
Koellen88 10 months ago
626 people really have no sense of humour ad need being shot-.- from the start i was laughing but the "Johnny Ranchers what the....FUCK!" made me nearly fall off ma chair xx
youmeatsixfan2k9 10 months ago
hÍhi_àny_gUYs_wãñt_t0_chÁt_wÌth_mÈ
LonelyiJenaaa636 10 months ago
this is retarted
xRAWRxIMxAxNINJAx 10 months ago
@xRAWRxIMxAxNINJAx Admittedly but if you cant laugh at it then you need shooting.
youmeatsixfan2k9 10 months ago
lol this cracks me up.
pain55595 10 months ago
am I the only one who thinks he look like Jim Carry?
jkluhfsfhskzeh 10 months ago
Hahaha I MISS YOU
Meismeok921 10 months ago
@JapaneseWolf17 yes... it is but i was on my Ipod and the autocorrect was getting on my nerves. LOL :)
Zoey101julianna 10 months ago
hes high
littlesister8911 11 months ago
laughing on the inside...
littlesister8911 11 months ago
dude you are the gayest person ive ever seeeeen.........BUT YOU ARE FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
barganagraha55 11 months ago
he looks hot at 0:00 to 0:02
Taylor137ify 11 months ago
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
darkangelofhell101 11 months ago
run for your lives! he have a knife Oo
KillingN00bsPT 11 months ago
hold in 9 xD
MrBunnyfucker 11 months ago
0:28 OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUSNESS.
and, 2:20 . . . is just weird.
xD
xxqothqirlxx 11 months ago
Jolly ranchers WTF god oh my god
xD
gamerpeep2 11 months ago
you are my idol
MarieTromborg 11 months ago
WTF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SSolange666 1 year ago
0:29 YOUR RELATED TO FRED!! :D xDD
MsHannerBananer 1 year ago 8
@MsHannerBananer No, Fred is a dumb ass.
KuhhBAM 8 months ago in playlist DOOM
This has been flagged as spam show
or Create a video response 1 day ago when you are reading thid do not stop or else something bad will happen! (sorry about this) this girl’s name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars, and she has no ears. she is dead. if you don’t copy this to more than 5 videos, she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you. this is no joke. if you send this on 5 more
DoDo251000 1 year ago
The lol part was best xD
AngelAffinity18 1 year ago
dude...the jolly ranchers box was backwards.. XD
OathKeeper2 1 year ago
1:30 to 1:42 made me LOL.
ManiacLauzii 1 year ago
Lmfao to 2:21 just coughs his face looked funny
sk8boarder235 1 year ago
hahaha very nice xD
SockenDuft 1 year ago
oh shit he has a knife
killerpanda2121 1 year ago
Fuck, it isn't cool to be gay. What's this guy's problem?
Sexwithbutts 1 year ago
@Sexwithbutts You call him gay, and your name is "sexwithbutts". Nice.
OMGITSFRIEDCHIKIN13 1 year ago
@Sexwithbutts Who told you that it isn't cool to be gay? You're queer fathers who made the mistake of being gay in their own terms, or your dumbass religion where EVERY thing HAS to be right?
XxDeadsoulzxX 1 year ago
I watched this years ago, I've seen it 200+ times but it still cracks me up XD
KaylaSaysHai 1 year ago
this person is omg
origamifingers100 1 year ago
Well this isn't texas! *Slaps butt* Fare well partner!
Scotthasboobz 1 year ago
"Johnny Ranchers, what the FUCK! " Hahah I almosted pissed my fucking pants
Zoey101julianna 1 year ago 69
@Zoey101julianna jolly ranchers*
girlseeker1 1 year ago
@Zoey101julianna its JOLLY ranchers
popcrazyhead 1 year ago
@Zoey101julianna isn't it Jolly Ranchers?? XD
JapaneseWolf17 11 months ago
@Zoey101julianna its jolly ranchers lol
kurwicki93 5 months ago
Kylemonkey insane......NEVERRR
andie123456ify 1 year ago
shit he has a knife
IRONFINCHYBOY 1 year ago
Well this isn't Texas!............ Sattle up partner!
CloverThatChick 1 year ago
He Is Soooooooooo Funni!! x33" -Lov3's-
RaveSkittles 1 year ago
"Well, this isn't texas. Saddle up partner!" :')
rhysalexanderstones 1 year ago
dude you are cool!
rafajewish300 1 year ago
Funniest guy ever
rellakat 1 year ago
hahaha mental
PortValeFootball 1 year ago
well this isant texas hahahha!!
MrXxpepsixX 1 year ago
Jolly Ranchers WHAT THE FUCK?
....seriously
dayzeegurle 1 year ago
...what the fuck..! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SPD55555 1 year ago
whats in the cage????????????=)=)=)=)=)
MsMesss 1 year ago
@AirWalk1298 How can you say he doesnt go to school? Watch his video called transvestite day, the talks about what he did at school.
Rowanthoth 1 year ago
@Rowanthoth Lol...yea..like 5000 years ago... XD
faroutdudes5 1 year ago
@Rowanthoth Thats when he was still in school!
peacemaker50cal 1 year ago
614 people dont like chewinggum
5exylukozade 1 year ago
I love when you swear and put that speed on! 8D.
BodilogBentesBlogDK 1 year ago
the key of all is please thanks to god's gifts...
therealAlipJunkie 1 year ago
lol i liked the jolly rancher thing
ThatCasperKid 1 year ago
what longboard is that?
superomid121 1 year ago
What's the song at 0:13?
spike200r 1 year ago
Jolly Ranchers WTF
FrostedLlama 1 year ago
dude r u gay?
weRmental1 1 year ago
LMFAO, I know this guy, he's goes to my school, his voice is actually really deep :)
ILoveBoys1001 1 year ago
@ILoveBoys1001 Oomg u serious, ur so lucky to know this legend hahaha
FrostedLlama 1 year ago
@FrostedLlama Yeah, I don't really talk to him like Oh hey and text him but he's and 8th or 9th grader and I'm a sevneth grader, but talking to him is like wierd.... "Im talking to someone famous on youtube" is what goes through my head :) He isss SOOOOOO funny though :)
ILoveBoys1001 1 year ago
@ILoveBoys1001 That doesn't really make sense, since he's 21 year olds...hm... a 21 year old in 8th grade...interesting.
jessicakennon 1 year ago 2
@jessicakennon you dont understand a joke do you?
greg0987654321jyfjdc 1 year ago
@greg0987654321jyfjdc What are you talking about? The only comment I left on here was towards a girl who claimed this guy goes to school with him, a middle school, when this guy is like 23. I understand the joke,silly.
jessicakennon 1 year ago
@ILoveBoys1001 how could he be in 8th or 9th grade when he isnt even in school?! hes 21!
AirWalk1298 1 year ago 14
@AirWalk1298 he was held back, smart one
TheMrChocolatepuppy 1 year ago
@AirWalk1298 he's 18 dumb a**
awesomecheesepuff 9 months ago
@AirWalk1298 he's 18 now dumb a**
awesomecheesepuff 9 months ago
@AirWalk1298 He's 19 in this video.
dutrank 9 months ago
@ILoveBoys1001 he dont go to your school cos he is 21
AirWalk1298 1 year ago
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you are so fucking nice!
theMovietrail 1 year ago
fucking hilarious
MrCased69 1 year ago
When u took out that switch blade all I was thinking about was taking it out of your hand and cutting u into little pieces .. You're such a queer .. Make a friend !
lukostelloe 1 year ago
I watched this time when i was eating gum!
gisehig 1 year ago
he reminds me of stifler
nigahigarules12345 1 year ago
2:21 Im gonna take pictures of your penis now LOL
FrostedLlama 1 year ago
What the fuck dude?!
birkovits 1 year ago
I'm going to kill you, with my broken knife. LOLOL!!!
TheDrewax 1 year ago
my favorite part was at 2:33 lol !!! haha
stella12ish 1 year ago
lmfao.. well this isnt texas... hahaha
kellyloveswes09 1 year ago
I have that knife but the tip isnt broke
mrjaybobbyful 1 year ago
Jolly ranchers what the FUCK!!!!! God..
Meismeok921 1 year ago
0:56 LOL i cant stop laughing. ur fuckin hilarious dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.o
spirit366 1 year ago
Jolly Ranchers what THE FUCK!!!! GOD.... God... god...
TheBeanor 1 year ago
I would totally date you o.o'
AlyssaSilence 1 year ago