Starving Writer

[franks1no]

what if he typed win game?

[ninjarobo110]

Couldnt he just type "Money"?

[TheDragonsword123]

When he is bored he types "drugs"

[lunaticial]

things that begin with s 

[Wuzupshamu]

Needs more cowbell.

[chabi3000]

@Wuzupshamu There is no cowbell in this video , are you retarded ?

[sethboy66]

It took me three time to correctly write that comment *facepalm*

[sethboy66]

I would eat that steap... but it's too high in fiber :D

[sethboy66]

I would eat that steap... but it's to high in fiber :D

[ddranimestyle]

My future ;^;

[GlinkoPlayman]

lol 1, 111 likes and 11 dislikes.

something about tilt typing...

[ThePsychonautsmaster]

This should be called "Alan Wake in 5 seconds"

[MogulSoap]

Needs some salt...

[MogulSoap]

Mmm... steak.



[TheSqueezedLemon]

I bet he publishes his books on steaks, too.

[RandomoftheAwesome]

Reminds me of scrubblenuts.

[RoTTonMeLoNMaN187]

auto play was on. best 2 minutes of my life.

[purplegill10]

-_- food critic

[o0Lynna0o]

Where da hell the "sunglasses" thing come from!?

[Erinsanity]

@o0Lynna0o CSI...

[Cheeseboat20]

thousandth like =3

[ZiozoneEmperor]

when he needs sex he just writes "woman"

[Sessilse]

@ZiozoneEmperor paper cut

[OTAKU2VAMPIRE]

@ZiozoneEmperor no when he wants a women he types kitchen

[RogueEngineer13]

@ZiozoneEmperor And then he gets a lot of really painful papercuts...

[Badquack]

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

[mywifesafag]

I guess his writing was..

*takes off sunglasses*

Tasteless.



[StitchV2]

@mywifesafag YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHH!!!!

[WeirdBlueOne]

Why is there a book on the table just called STORY? 

[o0Lynna0o]

@WeirdBlueOne its a really good book o.o never heard of it :p?

[MissRawrr1]

Have a pascall swril!

[XxPseudonimoxX]

pussy

[loriparker666]

haha x]

[iAreAless]

the STEAK IS A LIE

[agneumeyer]

Things decidedly took a turn for the worse when he decided to consume a plate of Lovecraft.

[radicaljocy1]

If only I could eat this comment...

[DayNight06]

ha! he's got a papercut on the right of his mouth after eating the steak :P

[Drjusmar]

Its like scribblenauts! But retro!

[Crazy56U]

I tried this once using my computer... but being so freaking hungry, I didn't print out that four course dinner I typed up.

Long story short, I'm now banned from Best Buy after eating my last monitor.

[TheGuykilla]

He's eating his words! hahah! Take that!

[SPISheste]

that was just...tasteless! i love it :D

[MusicMan961]

you know your computer sucks when it has to buffer an 8 second video... o.o

[martindanny]

although i expected all the stuff that's shown in the video should of made with paper only..

[Nichordnaruto]

does he have a paper cut on his mouth near the end?

[SuperGeneralD]

This is delicious.

[flashmate99]

classic

[CharlotteKM]

5secondfilms: Come for the funny skits, stay for the browser crash at the end....every. single. time. :D

[captainjaster1]

I don't own a type writer.

So I tried typing it in notepad and cooking my laptop

I am both full & own a new laptop

[Zanecario]

Comment

[keenfrizzle]

@Zanecario DUDE what a useless comment, I mean, what is this? I don't even... :D

[magicalmysteryollie]

And he publishes his litterary works on steaks

[drtoonie]

It's like Alan Wake, but shorter and more coherent.

[TubularBroccoli]

@drtoonie

Alan Steak?

[TheBorosouthern]

salt

[ziobello47]

Scribblenauts

[VGonato]

8 second films*

[kimpan905]

@VGonato Nope, 1 second Intro, 5 second film, 1 second ending *Notice the 7th second is missing*

[hermitsword]

@VGonato The film is 5 second, the intro+outro adds the other seconds.

[Benthemacone]

@VGonato 5 seconds of acting 

[stealthygreener]

i wonder what he does when he wants sex..

[Forkbringer244]

try watching the part were he cuts the paper with maximum volume

[knight5943]

I guess you can say

*Puts on sunglasses*

He enjoys his own writing

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

[NovaProspect11]

@knight5943 Where comes from this replica ? One of their videos ?

[cinnamonbed]

LOL!!! I'll keep that in mind during class

[theepiclemur]

i guess, he's, *puts on sunglasses* eating his words.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[659Cake]

Well fucking played top 2 comments.

[sethboy66]

@659Cake You just complemented your own comment... ON ACCIDENT!

[sethboy66]

@659Cake oh so you're not going to reply, i see how it is you communist!

[pautpy]

Hey, it looks like this writer died from starvation.

Well, it looks like he

*takes of sunglasses*

had AIDS.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHH

[AlphaTek795]

Pause @ 0:02

In the top left corner - you can see Watchmen.

[camper182]

@AlphaTek795 so?

[AlphaTek795]

@camper182

I'm just pointing it out if anyone missed the detail. :)

[ErostheEpic]

I would've expected him to type: 'Pussy'

I'm so sorry I typed that Youtube.

[MapleDudeidy]

Can you swallow your words?

[Lucky13Vinnie]

Hey 5secondfilms, do any of you guys play Echo Bazaar?

[YouAreOutOfMy5]

Anyone notice the book titled "Story"? XD

[TakeFiveProduction]

*insert bad pun here*

[MrFlyguy124]

what?



[MaxvergaxS]

''more paper''

[ThaMuzikFiend]

brilliant!

[AnimeChick37]

o.o wow. the top comments have stayed the same since when I saw this video this morning.... I wonder if I can change that...

[Protantical]

The starving children of Africa is related to this.

[KillstealingPrick]

"pussy"

[Lugiazul]

Wine would be a little dry :P

[canaldelpedro]

i read starving winter...

[TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS]

What's the difference between a bench and a writer?

A bench can support a family.

[kanden666]

He also ate the 7th second

[Femfikon]

Lies. Aspiring authors can't afford paper or typewriters.

[Gaudentic]

haha nice

[Gi4x]

So much pun in those top rated comments^^

[jalin28]

this video made me laugh so hard that my balls went up into my stomach, i havent seen them in days

[QWERTYCommander]

He should make a restaurant menu. That would be a delicious menu.

[TheOlsson92]

You forgot the soda!!

[SilentGabrie]

Awesome

[BluesMK]

He should get some real food, like a BBQ Chicken Chest or a TURKEY DINNER

[martines184]

Two great top comments! Had a laugh at both of them :D

[Ghostgnads22]

OH YEEEEEAH

[DoctorLush]

HOW MANY BAD PUNS?

[lookwhoneedsahobbie]

Just like the old saying.

"If you put an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters in a room, eventually they'll make a 5 star restaurant."

[bf2lover42]

@lookwhoneedsahobbie Well that was proven wrong by social networks like Facebook.

[DickSimmons2]

Damn he's brave, he must get paper cuts all the time. But, you gotta do what ya gotta do.

[Chainslaw4]

Reminds me of this: youtube.com/watch?v=ou2M5VSNvj­o

[AndrewG57]

He typed pussy and was in shock when he found it tasted like an actual cat.

[bigdsears]

Its called cowbell, and I need a little bit more of it

[FredrikTWesterlund]

He will never finish his book if he keeps eating his words like that

[MagicTurtleBoxTV]

Working on a cookbook.

[stevenskul]

book called story?

[wtfalevel3]

rofl

[briani4735263]

Alan Wake

[link01111]

starving bartender eats glass

starving Midas eats gold

starving writer eats paper

decidedly less badass

[lemurboy123]

Who needs anything when you have a typewriter? Type what you need, you have it. Need a snack? Type in what you want? Need a lift? Type in plane, fold it into a paper airplane, and you got aviation. Need some change? Type in money! The possibilities are endless.

[SomeoneSomewhereMax]

Now that's what I call

*puts on sunglasses*

Eating your words

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[rykoy]

People still use type writers? I'm astonished.

[TheRealDemonicIdiot]

He's gonna catch a disease you know, eating steak like that. What he should've written is "cooked steak".

[kelvint03]

@TheRealDemonicIdiot cooked steak? how rare? what sauce? with what dressings? serve with what?

[ItzbecauseIcan]

@TheRealDemonicIdiot just like he should've typed "table salt". theres a lot of salts out there (dont know how many).

[TheRealDemonicIdiot]

@ItzbecauseIcan Precisely!

[Heemallamajeemy]

His writing seems to be

*Puts on sunglasses*

A little tasteless...

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[ruin4you]

@Heemallamajeemy You're 8 hours late

[BIGpav018]

The flavour of knowledge

[lordician]

Oh my god. He can taste words? :o

[XeDro98754]

I like the way that the paper represent the food.

[SimplifiedKaze]

Hah! I did make you eat your words! Who's laughing now! Me, that's right me!

[CoolJohnDog]

Reminds me of the night I told my father I wanted to be an artist... He told me to draw my dinner that night.

[cartwriter]

i've tried this by typing "paper" - it works!!!

[kelvint03]

@cartwriter then you eat it

YOU DIED! IT WORKED!

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@kelvint03 Dumb.

[lqcrow]

Well, I'm sure it tastes better than bottles for breakfast.

[TacticalToast619]

"steak" "salt"?

fucking genius...

[whosaidwhatwhen]

Just the sound effects in video make me want to eat a paper steak. And starve and die happily knowing I am doing the most awesome thing ever concieved by 5sf

[bug0292]

if he had PICA would he write paper?

[SeveredBanana]

I guess he's

*Puts on sunglasses*

Write about the salt.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[AquaPsudoProductions]

I like how every video to the right is depressing

[Gight77]

@SeveredBanana you should've put "write"

[SeveredBanana]

@Gight77 Shit lol

[xDTiddyBear]

@SeveredBanana Fail

[KushiroDM]

nom nom nom nom....

[halfingr]

Reminds me of Plankton and his holographic meatloaf machine.

[B4Doughboy]

Simple, clever, classy

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

LOLOLOLOLNEWCOMMENTER

[PrankandSpank]

Amazingly clever.

[gregrox101]

I try to pause the video before it freezes ,but I end up laughing and forget to. xD

[Antkiller5444]

Looks like he's eating his words.

[mariothief]

needs salt

[FFVIIIFanatic]

She's a vampirreeeeeeeeeeee....

thumbs up if you get this

[TheTeeweewas]

clever

[Poi159]

I find his writing to be tasteless... 

[steveincairo]

@Poi159 Aaaahhh, I see what you did there! Haha!

[Poi159]

@steveincairo ;)

[AndreasZimmerman]

@Poi159

I miss your comment on this being the top rated, even though it is..... BUT IT'S NOT DISPLAYED! :'(

[Poi159]

@AndreasZimmerman comemnt system fail! Why am I not showing at the top?

[AndreasZimmerman]

@Poi159 Cause Youtube's a cunt...

[iggyasia]

one of the best ones in a long time :D

[xCaseyfamx]

It's funny how it takes me longer to read the description then it takes to watch the video.

[lyon1535]

I find his writing to be distasteful.

[knives4cash]

needs more bottle

[snakeater21]

Excellent source of fiber.

[jaksajak]

hahaha

[coedeed]

Oh my god sir are you okay!? You need to be more careful with that meal, it will cut you!

[zombie651]

he shood have put buffet

[duder6666]

Ahahahah thats brilliant!!!!

[yourmajesty90]

My name is Alan Wake and I'm a writer.

[danetucker]

@yourmajesty90 lol

[J0Fernando]

his fridge is a file cabinet 

[rethinkOURreality]

I bet if he had typed "alligator", it would have tasted like chicken.

[TheBigSeeOh]

poop



[AlphaTek795]

No wonder fan fiction writers enjoy what they do so much.....

[JonDundas10]

"Mealuscript" is the best word

[Nemesis986]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Eating your own words"