Alan Carr Live at the Apollo Part 3 of 3

[Canyoudigityesyoucan]

Nottingham people rock

[FlightSims2012]

Click the CC icon on the player and select Transcribe Audio! :D

[HumaneAnon]

Why does he say "me" instead on "my"? ^_^

[Bethumps]

@HumaneAnon It's just his accent. People from lots of areas of Britain say it :)

[TheCommentatorNr1]

alan carr is the best

[caberwacky]

I bought his DVD from tesco ghetto.

[thesmileyface3100]

i love alan :)

[sophiesykes18]

"ahh yeah its natural" " well its not unless your father fucked a wotsit" hahaahaa

[soccer7539518246]

One of those bitches at the store, but i love you anyways :) <3

[j2theo]

I'm doing my best to find the other 2 parts

[gleekstarkidpotter]

bahah i can hardly understand him from the accent but fuck that was funny!

[TheFunkymonkey213]

I Love Alan Carr He Is So Funny Want His DVD For Christmas..!

[EmpireLS56KW]

I hate fucking queers!

[funkylovejunkie]

@EmpireLS56KW don't fuck them then. ;)

[juicirosi202]

@funkylovejunkie Haha good one;)

[JamieOwen05]

i got his new DVD lol he's amazing man!!! can't stop laughing

[sopdiedop]

haha the backs just as shit as the front, id struggle to get a wank looking like this!

[Ojokernegro]

That's very fucked up of you, upload part 1 and 2 please!

[j2theo]

@Ojokernegro I dont have them and don't swear at me (y)

[Ojokernegro]

@j2theo Lol yeah, it doesn't work so well with typing. Too bad you don't have them though, oh well.

[feelingthesubstance]

@j2theo hahahah

[Shift4chizzle]

@j2theo lol

[jooshuoa91]

I am seeing him in Liverppol later tonight :) WOOOOOO

[1978ipswichtillidie]

Such a funny guy

[kjmiller1000]

WHERE IS PART 1 & 2?

[UtdMan4eva]

no where near Jimmy Carr

[JRFP8]

Is he gay?

[vTupaczGhosTv]

LMFAO

[iamhomo1]

cant understand his accent .. xD

[AstekOst]

VIN DIESEL ON HELIUM xD

[dguri]

why has the rest been removed???

he is the best!

[jedimindtrick1001]

a gay unicorn,wouldn't that juss be a straight horse...

[DorsetChic]

@JokerVMe same :P

[georgiaisquiteweird]

THERES BEEN A MURDER

[SweMerc84]

@georgiaisquiteweird

hahaha

[dguri]

Alan Carr is the funniest comedian at the moment.

No one makes me laugh as he does.

[MelodyShepard]

'Is this a hoax?'

'Uh, you phoned me?' <3 XD

[Menaka1979]

whose fucking these fat kids!!!! LOL LOL LOL

[LisaJJMerry]

i love you don't make me cut myself lol

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

What does Alan Carr say at 5:09 after saying "waiting for him to go hard"? All I got was "...in the end, but", what does he say before those words?

[vigo202]

@HEADSHOTDEALER i think its "he had to move schools in the end"

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

@vigo202 thx!

[MrHappytimes73]

@HEADSHOTDEALER He says "had to move schools in the end". :)

[Plainperfectlilly]

who's fucking these fat kids?!?!?!

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

I hate those girls who work in them Department stores don't you? The Orange girls... "Oh it's natural it's natural" Yeah.. Not unless your father fucked a wotsit. XD

[dguri]

@BeccaHeartsRainbows

what is a wotsit?

thanks



[morgana262]

@dguri like cheesepuffs they are bright orange lol x

[englandrox1234]

Can't find part 1 and 2 O.o

[Blahhblahh992]

@englandrox1234 me neither:O

[autodafeh242]

NO ONE WOULD DARE MODEL FOR THEM SO THEY PUTT BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO'S OF SEXOFFENDORS IN THE WINDOW....I STRUGGLE TO HAVE A WANK LOOKING LIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHA

[FTWINZOR]

1:37

holy shit that guy looks like Carl Pilkington.

[SamuelRiv]

I've actually texted "I love you, don't make me cut myself, j/k" once, or something similar. I still honestly don't understand why that creeped her out so much.

[chloeH480]

actually wetting myself! hes such a ledgend!

[plasticbudgie]

Hillarious . . . . . . . . .

[shahsjournal]

Jimmy Carr is better than Alan Carr.

[aimeefran]

..Just about to cum and then a man popped up. "Theree's beeen a murderr"

He is sooo funny :) 

[sheffieldstunna]

im going to see him in october and im gunna need the tissues cause il be crying with laughter.....hes BRILLIANT

[kristinaxfrost]

Anyone noticed that the moment after alan carr talks about the regrow ads that show how your hair grows back into the shape of a wig (LOL) the camera shows a bald guy in the audience XD

[lovexlovexlovexu]

Who fuckin these fat kids??!!

LMAO!!

Funnyest thing i've ever heard!!

[Ebbs1204]

I love Alan Carr. And yes, I am a girl, and I know he's gay, but still.....I love Alan Carr :) x

[MashyLaLa]

so who's fucking these fat kids? hahahahahahaaaa

[judithkent111]

hahahaha this had me in stiches!! love him

[Rezetro]

"its natural its natural.." hahahaha wotsits are like twisties/corntos/cheetos

[frenzymania11]

what's a "whatsit"

[bertfrantic]

@frenzymania11 A wotsits a brand of cheesy crisps

[frenzymania11]

@bertfrantic : ) thank you for telling me..makes the joke even funnier

[Crazyal1209]

Look how wonky his glasses are!!! Hahahahaha!

[13Noe02]

''Is this a hoax?''

''You phoned me'' lol made me rofl

[dotdin68]

one of them naturally funny people, dont even have to try

[mouthybitch88]

not unless ur father fucked a wotsit hahahahaha

[CaligirlSofia]

he's funny but he has the ugliest british accent:( 

[Skytori0N]

@j2theo It's been 5months now, lol, where's part 1 and 2?

[Jakkzxx]

not unless the girls ive seen have eaten them. lmfaooooooooo !!!

[ruwance]

its natural itS natural, yeah only if your father fucked a wotsit!!!hahahaha

[fukwatamidoin]

this show was fucken halarious

[gilly7900]

brilliant cant stop laughin

[EllysaE]

doughnut cake

[meonlymesonotyou]

Brilliant Alan You Are Awesomee <3

[fanfilmsUK]

"there's been a murder", haha. alan is soooooo funny. :).

[kashka333]

where's pt 1 &2??

[Machineghosts]

same ? here!!!!!!!!

[WolvenClawPeacemaker]

LOL! Another fave comedian of mine. I actually think his voice is cool and even adds to the humor of his acts.

Brilliant show!

[CurlyTurd545]

Just about to come and then a man pops up: ''Theres been a murderrr!''

[RGRjoe375]

indiannboy, you should probably learn how to spell Douche bag, you douchebag

[MrRossical]

l.m.a.o "Whos fucking these fat kids!"

[indiannboyy]

hes shitt!! russell petters is the bestt!! he way funnier dis dis doosch bag! waste of time wtchin dis

[rachelydwi]

OMYGOD i <3 alan carr! He is awesum! x x x

[SkwertDiggity]

I love Alan Carr, hes so funny... but does anyone remember that old TV show Rainbow? Does anyone think that he sounds like a mix of Zippy and George? .. Not thats a bad thing! lol

[Bosshlover]

' its natural its natural , not unless your mum fucked a wotsit' loool.

[vortexguyz934]

@Bosshlover MUM fucked a wotsit? :')

[smileymileyfanemily]

@j2theo

uh its been a month no part 1 nd 2 ?

OKAY WOAH THE DUDE POSTED HIS COMMENT 3 WEEKS AGO AND YOU REPLIED A MONTH AGO ?! AH MAKES NO SENSE

[katie13456]

I love alan carr!

[24682emily24682]

Lmaoo! butt wheress part 1 & 2 ?

[HotRockx]

so were's part 1 and 2 then?

[MrSimplyNeurotic]

Yeah same here but he's still so funny tht whole flirt txting is right it doesn't work out:L

[Leniiee1]

I can only find this part. Where are parts 1 and 2?

[lilmisswild1993]

3:05 - 3:13 and 5:25 - 5:32

haha they are the funniest bits :)

[bigbother10]

agreed!

[RetardedFishFroggy]

what he said

vv.

[303Lies]

you should watch alan carr: tooth fairy live, that's his show, this is a part of it.

[nevfx]

NOt all of this is. And Tooth Fairy Live was his live tour last year, not his "show".

[hingisforever]

where's the rest of this?

[DorsetChic]

@hingisforever i know