@Viabytes yes true, i have sand all up in my but crack, i cant have sex before marriage and once a year i have to starve myself. and when i die i get 72 girls that have no fucking clue what to do on my dick.
Lol ik kwam hem tegen bij roelof hartplein en ik was aan t bellen met een vriend van me. Toen pakte hij mn mobiel af en begon hij die vriend van me af te kraken XD
I think he's doing great here. The audience isn't used to him and his humor. He adjusted his material in a way Britain can get to know him, without playing save. Old material becomes new here, I really liked it.
@ruikdoos Well, I can hear the audience laughing :-) They're uncomfortable, true, but my guess is they were not sure what to expect and then people are on their guard most fo the time, just like when meeting someone new. Plus, he's a foreigner to them, that counts too. And yet, they is laugh and applaud. How is that painful you think?
It because the kind of humor in the uk is not that of dutch that is more based on harsh policital statements and blunt slamming (like teeuwen is used to do )
Uk is more dark intellectual kind of humor (monty python, blackadder, ectra)
Teeuwen is for dutch understanding really good. But in the UK totally misplaced wrong crowd. To bad he did not adapt the humor to the ppl there..
@muziekfreak1980 Is see what you mean. About adaptation: I personally think that Teeuwen has to be himself on stage, which I think he is in these video's, because that'll show best if he's fitting in the UK or not. And you're right, he's different from the traditional English humor, but I don't think it's wrong or misplaced to do something different. I read some UK papers that reacted enthousiastic to him. I'd be surprised if he would become mainstream there, but he should keep going imo.
hans teeuwen heeft een slechtere kwaliteit humor int engels omdat zn engelse woordenschat iets slechter is, maar dat is normaal tuurlijk maar wel jammer
Nou Engelse humor is niet kut, gewoon anders...Mjah ze hebben toch gelachen in die zaal? Daarbij hoop ik dat hij juist niet zo populair wordt in Engeland, dan komt hij misschien sneller terug naar Nederland, waar we hem hebben willen.
Naar mijn mening is het kut, had ik er misschien bij moeten zetten. zoals Schoneschijn, dat programma, ik weet niet of je het kent, vind ik echt verschrikkelijk.
Ik ben bang dat hij niet meer terugkomt, aangezien hij gestopt is met cabaret.. hij maakt nu vooral jazzmuziek :)
awesome :P het eerste number is van het walsje dat hij voor het kaboutertje heeft geschreven
reconz91 4 days ago
Het kabouter waltzje! :D
kay4x4 1 month ago
haha this is the same he wrote for this leprichaun in a dutch version
permbleeding 1 month ago
what a genius guy!
greatgoindia2020 2 months ago
Wat's the name of this musical piece?
bilaba70 3 months ago
@bilaba70 kabouter walsje it means dwarf wals, here is the total version in dutch but it;s real funny cause there isn;t a lot of talk in it
/watch?v=8_JxhWVDDYk
yajo891 2 months ago
If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much
skaterdude0811 4 months ago 6
@skaterdude0811 dat soort opschep opmerkingen zijn juist heel onnederlands :)
numbcore 1 month ago
@Viabytes i hope you noticed i am not muslin at all by now
slmshdy4mm4marchal 4 months ago
@Viabytes yes true, i have sand all up in my but crack, i cant have sex before marriage and once a year i have to starve myself. and when i die i get 72 girls that have no fucking clue what to do on my dick.
slmshdy4mm4marchal 4 months ago
ok this part is definitly funnier in dutch
only for the lalalalamdadadam lalalalamdedamdedumdah
sounds way better in his other show :D
nikolasmaes99 5 months ago
pres9, looks like hes eating the mic.
btw i am a muslim and i feel offended by this
slmshdy4mm4marchal 5 months ago
Ohh piano is so off key.. But this guy is so amazing and weird!:p
sebeer123 6 months ago
@sebeer123 he's just warming up, in dutch he mainly does this weird stuff and sexist jokes, mostly about women being whores
Linknot100 6 months ago
Hes better in the netherlands
GameBefore 6 months ago
@GameBefore lol, he does exactly the same thing as he did in dutch, he has the same style, so there is no difference, only the language
Basskicker93 4 months ago
@Basskicker93 Nah, I like him more in the netherlands, :p
GameBefore 4 months ago
@Basskicker93 there is a difference, he is way softer for the brittisch beceause they didn't know him yet numbnutts:D
mrvthe2nd 3 months ago
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Calyptico 6 months ago
He totally stole my melody!!! :P
gskowal 6 months ago
THAT'S MUSIC ! x'D
LivingTheFantasy 6 months ago
I like it, it's obvious he's dutch, but his english sounds pretty good to me ;)
daantjemelown 7 months ago
@daantjemelown cause he doesn't have the horrible accent:P, he is pretty good at covering it up
yajo891 6 months ago
funniest man in the world.
CeesusBeats 7 months ago
man the dutch version of that song was so much better...but its not on youtube anymore....stupid youtube
xxxm0ris 8 months ago
@xxxm0ris How can it be more better in dutch, when he didn`t say any word, in any language ?
MyArcticMonkey 7 months ago in playlist Hans Teeuwen in London
@MyArcticMonkey cause the dutch version was extended.
and just cuz he didn't say anything doesn't mean it can't improove
xxxm0ris 7 months ago
Torture! It's torture to watch this!
cvdongen 8 months ago
3:40 i thought he was going to eat the microphone xD
Finnn046 8 months ago
HAANSJUUUHH
florisiznogood 9 months ago
he must be a junkie
dRADSTARR 10 months ago
ghhaahaa this was the part is was looking for
myfatproductions 1 year ago
LOL.
silentsoliloquy82 1 year ago
he's justn as funny ass in dutch i even think this is better then industry of love
guykuh 1 year ago
@guykuh Industry Of Love is much better, and try to work on your English.
MaxwellEindhoven 11 months ago
Ah, jammer van de valse vleugel.
Ah, how unfortunate that the grand is flat.
MrJaapKooiman 1 year ago
Waarom al die reactie in het Engels? Het is een compleet Nederlands forum zo te zien
whoiskcwhat 1 year ago 2
hij had dat walsje toch voor het kaboutertje geschreven:(
THEnoobstarter 1 year ago
Ik dacht dat dat liedje voor een kaboutertje was :(
BreinStijn 1 year ago 3
the piano is detuned. in dutch this part way more funny. anybody want to watch it search voor " kabouterwals trui''
frankanizer 1 year ago
Hans come back to holland! (L)
stannypanny1 1 year ago
@hawkeyepearce no doubt he is a very funny man, this particular joke didnt go down well, dont have to feel sorry for me thanks
ruikdoos 1 year ago
damn the piano isn't tuned... sounds like crap
paddotk 1 year ago
Lol this is his walz he performed after his part about the midget in his performance Trui. Old stuff :P
MR9503 1 year ago
He was on CAR POOL with on LLEWTUBE and I thought the guy was real funny.
TheTVLicence 1 year ago
this walz is also in his Dutch performance a few years ago (trui)
timmay301 1 year ago
Lol ik kwam hem tegen bij roelof hartplein en ik was aan t bellen met een vriend van me. Toen pakte hij mn mobiel af en begon hij die vriend van me af te kraken XD
hilarisch
lordtains 1 year ago 3
It is better in dutch...
shivanl 1 year ago
This is making me think that you cant really transelate humour. In Dutch this guy is a comedic genuis, but in English.. wel, uh...
movinon5 1 year ago
@movinon5 Saw him in Edinburgh. GENIUS!
fasteddyuk 1 year ago
genius. How silly can you and still make people laugh, briljant, seen it over and over again :)
jovarie1970 1 year ago
I've never heard anyone with a style anything like his before. Which is nice.
BillyBobsEel 1 year ago
Thank you for making me laugh mr Teeuwen :)
funnylookingfoetus 1 year ago
I feel ashamed when looking at this. I really liked him better in dutch...
solow1991 1 year ago
in another language Teeuwen has to watch out not to become some sort of hans liberg
manono66 1 year ago
lol
mrFragaz 1 year ago
I think he's doing great here. The audience isn't used to him and his humor. He adjusted his material in a way Britain can get to know him, without playing save. Old material becomes new here, I really liked it.
samenzwering 2 years ago 81
@samenzwering I think it was painful, it was not funny at all and the audience didnt like it. I didnt like it either
ruikdoos 1 year ago
@ruikdoos Well, I can hear the audience laughing :-) They're uncomfortable, true, but my guess is they were not sure what to expect and then people are on their guard most fo the time, just like when meeting someone new. Plus, he's a foreigner to them, that counts too. And yet, they is laugh and applaud. How is that painful you think?
samenzwering 1 year ago
@samenzwering
It because the kind of humor in the uk is not that of dutch that is more based on harsh policital statements and blunt slamming (like teeuwen is used to do )
Uk is more dark intellectual kind of humor (monty python, blackadder, ectra)
Teeuwen is for dutch understanding really good. But in the UK totally misplaced wrong crowd. To bad he did not adapt the humor to the ppl there..
muziekfreak1980 1 year ago
@muziekfreak1980 Is see what you mean. About adaptation: I personally think that Teeuwen has to be himself on stage, which I think he is in these video's, because that'll show best if he's fitting in the UK or not. And you're right, he's different from the traditional English humor, but I don't think it's wrong or misplaced to do something different. I read some UK papers that reacted enthousiastic to him. I'd be surprised if he would become mainstream there, but he should keep going imo.
samenzwering 1 year ago
@samenzwering small audience too. still a great show
Bosikade 8 months ago
@samenzwering 'safe'
MR0806 7 months ago
@MR0806 Ouch you're right. But still, he's not playing save =)
samenzwering 7 months ago
@samenzwering Hij is wel leuker in het Nederlands he :P
en uniek issie zeker :P
gijsoerlemans1992 1 week ago
dat stukje heef thy al eens gebruikt bij een ander show c:
lizzyyjuh 2 years ago
Leave it to the dutch!!
vincentsro 2 years ago 5
Hier speelt hij, volgens mij, geen mozart,..
Dit is dat liedje wat hij voor dat kaboutertje heb geschreven, een kabouter-walsje,..
Goeie show, maar dan in het hollands ja :D
Thanx voor t uploaden!!
85Silvana85 2 years ago
Da's inderdaad waar, en t'is gewoon prachtig :)
arne20beta 2 years ago
@arne20beta
Ik was te snel,.. :$
Hij gaat daarna pas vertellen over Mozart,.
hihihi
Grtz
85Silvana85 2 years ago
@85Silvana85
Jaa idd DAn zegt ie
ik ben naar huis gegaan en heb ik een walsje geschreven voor dat kaboutertje =]
lizzyyjuh 2 years ago
hans teeuwen heeft een slechtere kwaliteit humor int engels omdat zn engelse woordenschat iets slechter is, maar dat is normaal tuurlijk maar wel jammer
Brdl 2 years ago
@Brdl
Ik vind het nog best leuk =) Denk dat sommige (woord)grappen gewoon niet aanslaan in 't engels.......
1992daan 2 years ago
Dat is waar inderdaad, maar als ie daar nou een paar jaar dit blijft doen... Ik denk dat ie vanzelf weer op z'n oude niveau zit.
GastonTaument 2 years ago
Hij zal zich nog wel ontwikkelen, zoals hij dat ook in Nederland heeft gedaan.
paskwal21 2 years ago
He is so much better in dutch . I say this because I'm gay .
Radpeterguy 2 years ago
i think hes crazy a lil bit, but too funny sometimes
bigdima3 2 years ago
3:44 eating his mic!^^
Hes freaking funny!
LeedZeeppeeliin 2 years ago
Engelse humor is gewoon kut, en Hans Teeuwen is dus echt geen engelse humor. vandaar dat hij daar denk ik niet zo populair is.
Hans Teeuwen, koning van de lach!
OperFans 2 years ago 4
Nou Engelse humor is niet kut, gewoon anders...Mjah ze hebben toch gelachen in die zaal? Daarbij hoop ik dat hij juist niet zo populair wordt in Engeland, dan komt hij misschien sneller terug naar Nederland, waar we hem hebben willen.
BRING HANS BACK.
Before he's 50.
RmonSP 2 years ago 4
Naar mijn mening is het kut, had ik er misschien bij moeten zetten. zoals Schoneschijn, dat programma, ik weet niet of je het kent, vind ik echt verschrikkelijk.
Ik ben bang dat hij niet meer terugkomt, aangezien hij gestopt is met cabaret.. hij maakt nu vooral jazzmuziek :)
OperFans 2 years ago
"nonono, now it's too late"
LMAO xD
UVBomicron 2 years ago 41
die kenne wij al :D hij suckt int engels
Jaspervl15 2 years ago
publiek is kwart nederlands die naar een supervette vertaling kijkt............
En de engelsen weten niet wat ze meemaken.
GENIAAL
BBCTheGreatWar1964 2 years ago
er ist im Deutsch besser als in Slowakisch
sick4live 2 years ago
Hans!! je bent en blijft geniaal op je eigen manier :P kom nou eens naar nederland!! en treed gewoon daar weer op man!! :D
niek300 2 years ago 4
hij maakt dezelfde grap als in nl show :P k vind m nog steeds erg flauw maar wel grappig :P
Guitar88Girl 2 years ago
hes better in dutch but still so funny
lostworldband 2 years ago 3
1.50 heb ik precies nog gehoord...
YuGiOhspecialist 2 years ago
dikke fout @ 0:28 :p maar blijft grappig
djbarry1990 2 years ago
publiek vindt het precies niet geweldig...
joren1706 2 years ago
logisch....maar het is ook niet op zon hoog niveau als zijn nl optredens
uzemakistyle 2 years ago 2
Jammer van het publiek dat er schijnbaar niet van houdt.
thedude200710 2 years ago 2
Hoe weet je dat dan?
shikamaru0cool 2 years ago
what do you want, a cookie?
Shaitan2323 2 years ago 5
die hattie toch ook in z'n neerlandse show ??
mcnag 2 years ago 4
Was deze wals niet voor het kaboutertje?
amateurevolutionist 2 years ago 5
jup :P
mcnag 2 years ago 2
jep :) en tis mijn favo :D
computerhoofd 2 years ago
haha he starts to sound constipated towards the end hahah
MissJennetic 2 years ago
ik vind zijn verzie van Mozart beter :P
bowi1612 2 years ago
hij had door moeten gaan net als in die vorige show met dat pianostukje!
qloortsvantoorts 2 years ago 3
hoe heet dat liedje van mozart?
tdcgo 2 years ago
eine kleine nachtmusik
zuzrwolrd 2 years ago
hij moest ook dat verhaal van de kabouter erbij vertellen
KodoFood 2 years ago 6
omg beste piano stuk van hans xD
Asdfnl 2 years ago