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  • his legs probably look like twigs

  • And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't use synthol.

  • why would anyone tattoo their own eyes. this shit scared me more than the human centipede

  • Inara <3

  • I love all the firefly references ^_^

  • Gambit Eyes. Me wants. *-*

  • A red eye tattoo thats gross,Doesn't he know that severely cuts down the colors of clothes he can wear without looking completely ridiculous.

  • Best use of a Men at Work song EVER. 

  • You don't tattoo people with the spoon, you only use the spoon as a frame for the tattoo gun.

  • how does tosh.0 have his own TV show yet Mr. Swaim is confined to the internet?

  • I think your super sexy, just saying.

    

  • at 3:25 we see what happens when Michael Swaim overdoses on Spice

  • Avoiding prison rape. Hmmm...Didn't Riddick get glowy eyes for the exact same reason? I mean, he was just a fictional character but maybe he was on to something.

  • For some reason I had never noticed how much of a firefly fan Swaim is.

    You have so much of my respect, sir.

  • Rodrigo Ferraz is kind of a meme around here in Brazil. And some people are saying he got AIDS.

    Really sad actually.

  • Oh thank god, the combination of prison and blue eyes, I was expecting to get raped by Dune jokes.

  • I want more DNC.

  • Rape free since, Men at work start to play! :D

  • The real question is, can "it" shoot lasers out of his baby-face tits?

  • Glue Butt Shut

  • Don't know what scared me more: the black eyes or the super-tits on that dude.

  • @BFFredo

    A dangerous and sexy combination.

  • @Cracked

    ONLY 2,366 VIEWS!!???!?

    WTF!?!?

  • ooo pretty colored eye balls. yep, seems worth risking your eyesight over.

  • Blue eyes? like in dune? Someone's been eating too much spice...

  • Are these being released in numbered order, because I've seen 1,2 and 7? Anywho, hilarious as always, best part- 2:25 - 3:10 , I couldnt stop laughing

  • Son of a bitch...second again!!!!!

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