Guitar Tech vs. Local Crew

[jonhowardlife]

"10 pounds of crap into a 5 pound bag" I have heard this too many times.

[chazdaspazman]

lmao this is so funny

[davakins]

95% of the stagehands give the other 5% a bad rep

[dugan32]

Why can't this play????

[gabriel283]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Even got the snide smart ass comments down!!!

[NoIdeasButInThings]

I'm a tech. roadie. tech. roadie

pahahaha

[mrdiceman83]

hmm there is always at least one crew member like that

[bgdsub72]

hahahaha! love it!

[gotor123]

"I will tight a knot every 3 feet,",,,, " CLASSIC "

[nickspanky]

Welcome to my life

[mnunez31]

what is this?

[davey3ful]

I'm showing this at our next meeting!

[GYX2112]

greatness!!

[551NOY]

I think that guy is on my crew, RIGHT NOW!!!

[snapascrew]

@551NOY LOL who do you work for?

[Crashusa]

This is amazing....I have met these guys a million times...."Looks like you are trying to stuff 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" "good one" ...classic

[Cipre1]

IM GONNA HAVE TO CALL A SAFETY MEETING AFTER THAT SHIT>

[jabberingmonkey]

Put Kevin on feeder, but this guys foreman material

[chuckrocks69]

yeh ive seen this happen aswell !

[mazsenior]

LMAO!

[shawnkahl]

This is awesome.

[monkeyrobot]

This is so true

[lvsooner]

Ive seen this happen

[crawdad1]

of all the shows i've ever seen, that was one of them

[13ogle13]

smae shit... different band

[theberbs]

Awesome



[JFozz]

Brilliant!

[horizon1701]

Amazing so true.

[biotrinity]

True story is True.

[thediamonddoggie]

spot on!

[EVHguitarz]

every city...every show

[baylonwhyre]

Kevin had to go and get his shoes. Possibly the funniest thing in there. Next to the knot in the cable every 3 ft. Golly gee whiz thems some funny stuffs.

[rocknrollringmaster]

true true true

[MasterOmetaL]

YES!

[jreynolds976]

OMG. Its so funny cause it is so true.

I can't wait until they do one with the tour's head promoter.

[xterryharperx]

Absolutely amazing. I'm in tears laughing.

[damonmoore33]

hell yeah Kevin come on over here and help us Roll this Soco up..

[zootnewton]

dead on!

[snaphappyslappy]

Life's blood!!!!!!

[edmedmoped]

Classic - I love the silence between "Do you understand?" and "No".

[Daveo98]

I could watch this a thousand times, except for the fact that I've lived it a thousand times.

[cguys]

Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[awesomesauce1979]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!!!!!!

[Daveo98]

OMG!!!

I've been a guitar tech since 1988. You do the math. I can't.

Funniest thing ever.

[justinmhinz]

This is totally how it happens

[ProfessorPeewee]

Funny...because its TRUE!

[rdezonia]

I know this guy he works in San Diego!!!! LOUIE!!!!!

[tenaciousdeane]

Love it!

[IMChrisThom]

This is hilarious. If you have ever been on the road you have had a version of this conversation at one point or another with the locals.

[MIzzBrittneyMarie]

Kinda boring

[rockodevil]

OK..... who put this together? It is brilliant, but we are all dying to know who did it.

Please let us know who you are reverseblotto.

[brainliss]

Ouch indeed. Hilarious. They edited out the part where the local schlep passes out demo tapes of his band... 'good. one.'

[AVOLITE]

Its amazing how true this clip is ..... if you have ever worked for a period of time as a tech on a REAL tour, you are probably cringing right now, just like me.

Ouch.

[DGBmusic]

This dialogue happens everyday. I love it!!!

[AllTimeKyLee]

what is even going on? hahaha

[lolosis59]

"We need to focus..." :-) ♥

[chase0291]

we did xtra normal for my math class

[i88zg5]

GaY!

[TheVrael]

soooo boring

[PEBev03]

PLEEEZE do the sound guy and the local stage hand. This is so scary true.

[mcfly5555]

what a crock of shit.

[dade296]

"We're not happy till you're not"

[danielobrien8]

lmaO

[cts666]

It's funny because its true.

[dunnigan69]

HAHAHAHA

[MatthiasIamthatis]

LOL !!

[wolverdick]

@Freak you are obviously not a union stagehand... as a stagehand i find this absolutely hilarious!

[musonaut]

I will tie a knot in your cables every three feet.....hehe....

[JNPProductionsSD]

as a stage hand for over 15 years, i can say that i have heard EVERY THING in this video as least...40 times...haha... too funny!!!!

more stage hand vs tech vids...

[TheOnlyMorgz]

nice. I would have loved to have seen the local stage hand be a french guy. Then when the guitar tech asks him to do something, the frenchy stage hand replies "sorry, I don't speak english" (said in perfect english of course).

[willsabo]

This is great..."I have facial tattoos and a crystal methamphetamine habit"

Funny!!!

[FreakK1970]

I don't appreciate the union stagehand comment.

[ChiTownStyles]

@FreakK1970 Its just a joke get a sense of humor man

[NoSloppy]

crying laughing - thank you!

[killertonetexas]

This video is awesome. Absolutely nailed it on the head. Hilarious.

[fizz147]

ha ha typical union stagehand. And L.A based Guitar tech

[ChikyzPink]

Aburridoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mbenson2790]

this robot voice bullshit is retarded....

[hueseph]

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[flippyflapalex960]

nice video

[whitendirty25]

Please call (414) 375-0298

[mbenson2790]

@whitendirty25 why?

[jmsoscn]

that's good !

++++++

++++++

[patracenas]

I don't see whats funny about this can anyone tell me

[KKRoadie]

Kevin had to go and get his shoes...

Kevin is helping the lighting guys...

Looks like you are trying to stuff 10 pounds of crap into a 5 pound bag...

I'm a tech, you're a roadie, tech, roadie....I'm going to the bus.

This is the funniest thing I've seen since my first time watching Spinal Tap.

Well done Timmy

BRAVO

[ksimo05]

hahaha awesomely dead on

[SuperSN96]

....

[tommyroadcase]

brilliant f'n video.i've done both jobs and i'm a union stagehand.this is a scab video.

[Gooden2323]

This was my hand in Wales! Verbatim!

[fizz147]

HA HA. 4-5picks.. send cases to audio truck,brilliant. Lets see one with a site manager and local rep?

[SH4D0WS74LK]

I don't get these, in fact, they freak me the hell out...

[odgphoto1]

"Is it ok if I use these gloves and c wrench I found in a backpack next to the hammock I was napping in earlier under the stage?"

[trevticks]

So fuckin funny because its so true.

[apauloplyer10]

As a pro guitar tech, i can tell you this dialogue rings true no matter where in the world you're gigging... still laughing my ass off!!!

[lislefam]

This is spot on!

[mimee333babygurl]

the squint laughs out loud.

[idiosyncrasification]

yep, sounds about right! haha

[RobToemik]

I wish I could laugh along with you but I feel that the inaccuracy of the whole thing is that it doesn't go far enough! I've worked a whole lotta years to see it only get worse, not better!

[Tenntoad]

Perfect & classic at the same time. Great vid!

[Endcat1]

As a local concert production supervisor of 25+ years, I can tell you this is the most dead on representation of a conversation between tour and local ever. " Work as a stagehand 3 or 4 times a month to pay my rent on my trailer" CLASSIC!!

[deadbeatdad]

Man....that's great!

[mortyok3]

Perfect!! On big tours, these guys can make $3500 a week + per diem. They usually make more than the musicians, but they do work a lot more hours.

[TimWhiteKnight]

That is just to funny. The funny thing is thou I have heard similar conversations on the job site. Then I ask why did they come to work.

[TimWhiteKnight]

@TimWhiteKnight If you need a real tech. or stagehand then look me up. Right Stuff Productions LLC.

[RandRdriver]

Hahahahahaha

[dick0biggy]

hahahahaha oh snap.. that's exactly what i do all day, don t TELL ANYONE

[bigjimw2007]

Now that is funny... I don't care who you are..

[Waterpup]

I'm a tech, roadie, tech, roadie, tech roadie  lol!!

[mrpbody44]

This is great. So good it was painful to watch.

[phonepkh]

I know Both those guys, seems they are on EVERY TOUR, and at EVERY VENUE

[dolantube]

Kevin is helping the lighting guys!

[stealth244]

way too real. omgggggggggggggggg

[sonofsasori]

superb!

[gunforhirenz]

this is off the hook funny.. this is the same conversation I have had around the globe with stage hands.. free picks.. free sticks.. lost cables.. just scary real...haha

[dilznic]

I'm a tech.

Roadie

Tech...

haha perfect

[backlineguy48]

....I do not enjoy the International touring act that you work for...love this!

[ostkuk1]

Hysterical! This is beyond accurate it's scary!

[archangell6969]

This is the Funniest Shite...lol Takes me back to the day lmao

[sirpazuzu]

aeema like there are an awful lot of people with guitar pick-collectiong neices....

[CheekySuper]

You forgot to add a line that he's a card-carrying union member and has to be paid even if he does nothing .....lol