Kids! Buy the Cabbage Patch Kids or THEY WILL BE ENSLAVED BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH! Can you have that on your conscience? Get the money any way you can! Steal the cash from mommy's purse, save the Cabbage Patch Kids!
@CinnabonChan "Kids! Buy the Cabbage Patch Kids or THEY WILL BE ENSLAVED BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH! Can you have that on your conscience? Get the money any way you can! Steal the cash from mommy's purse, save the Cabbage Patch Kids! "
LOL! If that's not affective marketing, I don't know what is.
OH WOW!! When I was in kindergarten (1990) my teacher would play this record during nap time. I didn't think it was so weird back then. It was actually pretty cool to a 5-year old. Now, it's a little creepy. Thanks for posting. This brought back a TON of memories.
@jpeanrkode this was one of the records we were allowed to listen to in kindergarten too, at the "listening center"! i still sing it every time i eat cabbage!
I'm on that weird side of You Tube again...
Gilley151 3 weeks ago
wow this brings me back to my child hood in the 80's...
jarcar101 6 months ago
i had this album loved it to bad my so called friend smashed it with a hammer
captxena31 7 months ago
Kids! Buy the Cabbage Patch Kids or THEY WILL BE ENSLAVED BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH! Can you have that on your conscience? Get the money any way you can! Steal the cash from mommy's purse, save the Cabbage Patch Kids!
CinnabonChan 8 months ago
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@CinnabonChan "Kids! Buy the Cabbage Patch Kids or THEY WILL BE ENSLAVED BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH! Can you have that on your conscience? Get the money any way you can! Steal the cash from mommy's purse, save the Cabbage Patch Kids! "
LOL! If that's not affective marketing, I don't know what is.
mastmedia 4 months ago
I notice that most evil characters are portrayed as British/ English.....I knew they were evil, but not THIS evil. =/
FFXIWarriorqueen1 8 months ago
Lavender is creepy as fuck.
AgnarchyBeats 8 months ago
Wow, that singer does a terrible job at keeping a good flow to the song. She doesn't give pauses where needed and then emphasizes the wrong words.
LuneyTune72 8 months ago
"Buy some Cabbage Patch Kids or THEY WILL FEEL THE WHIP!"
inferno232 8 months ago
I remember this clearly. My grandmother told me Lavender was creepy, and I remember the "little fingers to dig gold for me" scared me!
NotIkeman 8 months ago
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popintellectfanboy12 8 months ago
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popintellectfanboy12 8 months ago 34
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They look so fucking scary
faiz434 8 months ago
this reminds me of les miserables
HomotopyToMarie 8 months ago 3
Cabbages... Yum, that weasel was badass.
unoriginal95 8 months ago
Thanks for posting! Brings back many great memories and I'm having fun driving my 12 & 13 yo crazy with it right now.....hhaha!
tailwheelflier 1 year ago
lavander mcdade creeps me out...
also CABBAGES CABBAGES YUM YUM YUM, CABBAGE CABBAGES GIMME SOME!
otis lee and the original cabbage patch kids FTW!
kaylinsvlog 1 year ago
i had this album
MariposaGirl1981 2 years ago
OH WOW!! When I was in kindergarten (1990) my teacher would play this record during nap time. I didn't think it was so weird back then. It was actually pretty cool to a 5-year old. Now, it's a little creepy. Thanks for posting. This brought back a TON of memories.
jpeanrkode 2 years ago
haha i was just listening to it too thinking about how odd this was that i LOVED it growing up hahaha
jGracePro 2 years ago
@jpeanrkode this was one of the records we were allowed to listen to in kindergarten too, at the "listening center"! i still sing it every time i eat cabbage!
sarahhunt05 1 year ago
this was my favorite song on my moms record!!
awallaceful 2 years ago