Ron, the Awful Music Maker

[uncreativeranter]

Woody Harrison look alike

[headmark915]

To hear samples from the album, type "scientology music album". It's far worse than you can ever imagine;)

[sonoilluminati666]

(1:00) the song was "Road to Freedom". And it went something like this: "Get on the road to freedom, help us free all mankind. The pain and all your sorrow are only in your mind...". I was sang by Silvester Stalone's brother and another guy. They would play the live video once in a while during staff meeting (roll-call)...how pathetic. LOL.

[88luckystrikes]

implants are an interesting thing!

wonder what's next?

[11Jamie11]

Boy, so much entheta and suppression in 1 room!  :)

[zambimaru]

How could you guys forget Theta Theta?

[flagwaving]

Funny.. This would make a good Monty Python movie. Then Hubbard with his four inch long curly nails, wierd!

[groundedguy]

That John Peeler is single now ladies! At least that's the word on the street.

[Ogsonofgroo]

Lolol, you guys look like you're having a hoot! I just played Lron's blubbering ending on the "Road To Freedom" vid, OMG my sides are soooo sore from laughing especially as I was reading someone's comment about it sounding like a sick cow XD

[anonangl]

I sooooooo wish I could hang out with y'all.

[groupie86]

The Faceless Bringer of Justice: The Musical

(In small print below)

Bring The Caek, We'll Bring The LULZ:)

[Lexx2]

Okay, someone HAS to get these old CoS vids/films on the net. NOW!!!

[Deathpunkscumfuck]

The music should be used to make one huge Musical, imagine it!

The Road To Freedom: The Musical, has such a ring to it! ;-P

[HouseSpiderAnon]

Punk Goes Ron?

[HouseSpiderAnon]

I wanna get drunk with you guise. =D

[kusoaho]

WBM sings Ron's song better than Ron himself!

[ToryMagoo44]

John Peeler and Bunker both have good voices :)

Too funny!

Tory/Magoo~~

[byte301]

Sp's are a helluva lot more fun then $cilons!

[Eyedunno]

Scientolology Fun Fact #418:

Music was invented billions of years ago by Arp Cola, one of L. Ron Hubbard's past-life selves.

[flashmic]

SPs are so funny lol

[mommababydall]

The songs from "The Road To Freedom" by L. Ron Hubbard are deliciously reminiscent of the "Golden Throats" series featuring out-genre celebs singing famous tunes. Big, big laughs.

Thanks for reminding me of both. You guys rock!

5/5 * Fav'd

[kinghippo14]

It sounds like Mystery Science Theater 3000 would have a field day with these videos. Now I really want to see them!

[anonymousguyfalkes]

if i didn't have asleepy roommate's kids I'd sing you some barbershop...

[lightningjim]

Oh god, this is making me want to listen to the album just for the LULZ again.

[kuffarjahideen]

We stand tall! *flips the bird*

Yeah, f*** 'em.

[Gettinghitonattheban]

My friend who is a fan of Chick Corea tried to tell about this. He claimed that Chick said Hubbard was great composer and a maker of "The new Renaissance". I hope not, other wise there are some serious birth defects.

[sentientbean52]

Ah ha!  Now I know the real reason Marc can't stand KFC! LOL

[TheD2JBug]

Tory flippin the bird = epic

[cloak616]

Somebody is selling their copy of 'The Road to Freedom' album on amazon for $350.

Not kidding.

[An0nym0usMaN]

lolz

[angloman1]

on which site can hear his`funny music without having to buy it?

[ToryMagoo44]

It's at the end of the description next to the video.

[shotyaface]

"L. Ron Hubbard's Classic"

[Anonymouschick2]

Wow you guys are so SP!!!! lol!

[noinlair]

Hubbard originally wanted to make sci-fi movies based on his books, but he figured out he had no movie-making skills.

[anoncakes]

mhm

[buttons333]

That was fun.

[alspence]

Possibly the best thing i've seen all day!

thanks for posting, Tory!

[CultsAreBad]

Mark's LRH impression was dead on.

[kitten1g]

the great religion, the only one where you have to spend several hundred thousand dollars to find out you've been scammed. genious!

[Anonymous1075]

oh dear LORD!! Those OLD vids of Hubbard sound hilarious :)

[jain513]

Oh, lord ... I really should re-write some of these for Anon to sing at the next protest. Yes! thats a great idea! I'll get my musician friends to try to make guitar tabs for them, too.

Thank you so much Tory for posting this.

[ISUPPORTANON]

OMG! This video is too funny. I love how your all taking the piss out of LRH and that dreadful music........LOL!

[ToryMagoo44]

This was after we made the SP video, a few of us were just sitting around laughing about the music Hubbard made. I remembered that was how we made "OTs Speaking Freely"--a bunch of us were just sitting around telling stories, and I said, "These are great stories, we should put them on film". Thus, at xenutv(dot com) you can see that one, too.

Just having fun--great party!

Happy Birthday, John :)

Thank God and the Net we are OUT!

Tory/Magoo~~

[Woodertd334]

nalts is awsome

[Alprazolam]

yea...but he's not here... nalts, nalts, it's not his faults that he's not on this channel...

[exfalsoquodlibet]

is this the future?

[sungis]

This was so interesting to watch.

Thank you!

[kyronet]

Lawl that looked like fun.

Kyro.

[nekedemus]

where to sign up for an SP declare?

How if the next picket goes like something like...

I demand my SP declare...

ASP!!!

I earned my SP and I want it NOW.

DaDaDaDDDDaaaaa.

[PerogiXW]

WBM singing Thank you for listening is just amazing. Does he do birthday parties?

[Anon060]

WBM! : D

Har har XD

[TheClarkeReport]

LRH MUST have been on drugs and not sharing! LO LO LO

[TheBerzerker1]

Ron shoulda got Yoko Ono to sing in one of his songs and he'll be all set.

[wasupi355]

lol

[jkddragon2002]

I will need alot of expensive auditing to rid those Ron's music?? Body Thetans. Ouch!!

[terrorblades]

xD!!!!

That was the worst thing i have ever herd! xD!

Btw: duble truble duble truble Arcain insane spirit brain!

Or some thing xD! LoL woot! xD!

[Metzger00X]

WBM has some musical chops.

[Socksee]

hahahaha!

[MightyTiny]

That was hilariously horrendous music! :D

SPs have all the fun. :)

[Anonomoose2k]

wat

[Xenu]

L. Ron wrote songs?!?!?! My God.. This is awful!!!

[jello44]

Wait the video description says "5/12/08" but the video was uploaded on 5/11 OMG ITS FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111­11

[JoeSomebody2]

Curious melodies indeed. ;)

[Richardgwm]

SPs aren't supposed to have fun. Your existence is supposed to be miserable.

[YellowStarry]

Oh my gosh it's awful music XD

[mikemikemofo]

hello hot mom

[smittygecko]

LOL! That music is horrendous!