Jessy Weighs In: 4th of july, American Independence day

[Deathpunchx304]

jesse is the man

[PhilJamesTaylor]

there's some amazing comedic acting here, boog.

[PhilJamesTaylor]

boogie this shit was funnier and more clever than the shit on tv.

[theuniversalsickness]

boogie im having a hard day and i dont feel good but watching your videos puts a smile on my face. :) thanks! keep being great!

[banihex]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[NinthUser]

#FTW

[CrazyCatFtw]

this guy is immune to trolls

[deathknight228]

disliked...for the negative joke about God

[JazzyBubbzz]

"You are free... to do what we tell you" thinks the goverment!!

[novayne]

Freedom from Independence! wat

[Agent1W]

@novayne Well, that's partially true. Originally, we fought to preserve the same rights we had as ENGLISHMEN. Independence was out of the question until Georgie-Boy pushed things a bit too far.

[novayne]

@Agent1W read again.

[Agent1W]

@novayne I knew what Boogie said, and yeah it sounded weird. I was just recalling what I learned in college history class.

[novayne]

@Agent1W Go recall somewhere else.

[Agent1W]

@novayne Go improve your trolling then. You must be new to the Internet.

[novayne]

@Agent1W lrn2definitionoftroll.

[Agent1W]

@novayne That's what I was asking you to do, since you're doing it wrong. I'm waiting...

[novayne]

@Agent1W Wasn't attempting to troll. Just speaking my mind. Maybe you should take your own advice?

[Agent1W]

@novayne Very well then. For what it's worth, you got a neat history lesson. Enjoy. :)

[novayne]

@Agent1W nope.avi

[thewb39]

Jessy 4th of july video #FTW !

[versehora90]

fat fuck



[1puppetmaster1]

Anyone notice "Drink some Beer" *drinks coke zero*

[ErbFarmer]

@1puppetmaster1 he said well not this year right after that

[1puppetmaster1]

@ErbFarmer I missed that part. Sorry Jessy

[iPuntCats]

jesse knows just as much about american history as he knows about working out lol

[luvmaika]

@iPuntCats Absolutely! See how independent he is when they have to cut out the side of his house just so he can leave. See how independent he is when he falls over and can't get up.

[justinmacleod1]

"have myself a beer" sips coke zero

[fukwitt666]

@justinmacleod1 ofcourse :) he said if was gonna get drunk this year, his mrs is going to leave him!

[sinucigasul2007]

Gluttony awaits you !

[blooddkpwnage]

@sinucigasul2007 isnt that a guild

[42Desert]

lol fat bastard. "cook yourself some good food, cheese burgers, ham burgers, beef burgers, chicken burgers," y dont you just say give me alll the food motherfukka......

[LordofImaldris]

@42Desert another perfect example of a true ignoramus.

[meeeeerk]

and americans wonder why they get called fat...

[RandyTheNaturalPavey]

He weighs in alright, at a whopping 600 kilos

[TCamGameplays]

im surprised shes still with you

[mLpJy]

oil change :)

[canachannel]

its funny how people will eat a big mac with a large fry but drink it with a diet coke.

(coke zero, watever)

[nityking1]

25 people got shot by boats 'n shit.

[dieffenbach12jeff]

have muhsulf uh burr

[KuliJens]

stuff n shit

[SiNzEi21]

My birthday, Independence day... lol

[wolfff540]

teas n shit!

[mcallen83]

Very good stuff. Takes some intelligence to come up with that. Timing with the really out there comments was perfect.

[havielfelixbrito]

hohoooooooo

big boobs =D

[TheMeerkatsWillRise]

To the trolls: I hope you get shot up with boats 'n shit. Kbye.

[wompasdub]

lmao jessy ftw

[ilolatfatpeople]

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[oatmealsnickers]

usin boats and shit

[MCP1579375]

I think the microwave is one of his BEST friends. This fat piggy has one in every room - two (2) in the bathroom.

[tendercream]

@MCP1579375 wow good one. fucking idiot. take your trolling out of here.

[Lifeofbass]

"Freedom from indepence..."

Hahahaha! XD

[coolbot195]

You are not healthy dude.. your are just sitting there and out of breath.

[toomuch4u1vidz]

reservations are not wild.... they're full of trailers and fat indians

[cookedbake]

Your body needs freedom.

[skid272]

it sucks that they fought for a fat piece of hog shit like u. why dont u do something with yourself besides posting these retarded bitch videos of your fat ass. i wish i lived by you so i could walk right up to your sloppy ass and punch the shit outta u.

[Mastersamurai2012]

@skid272 I think its worse they fought for ur rude disrepectful peice of shit that gotta talk down on ppl

[skid272]

@Mastersamurai2012 first of all i understand if you get off on watching this fat faggot. and the only reason u defend his fat ass is prob because u are a fat shit just like him. so fuck both of you fat bastards. seriously go eat something bitch

[Mastersamurai2012]

@skid272 I defend him casue its my god given right todo as i wish, second i will defend who i want from dickheads like you. best u just shut it before i really embrass your ass. Also Ur calling him fat most ppl who do that to others so they can make there selfs feel better so all in all ur probly big too so shut ur ass up.

[skid272]

@Mastersamurai2012 and i insult him am you because it is my god given right too, so i dont see how u can embarass me but be my guest fat ass, and i talk shit cause i can back it up so fuck u. if i was fat like you losers i would just save myself from a slow death and put a bullet in my head, maybe you should do the same and leave some food for the rest of us, lol im gonna call u captain save a ho!! lol

[nopepsicoke]

@skid272 i am not fat 5' 9 15 year old 145 pounds.

[FACEJJ]

@skid272 What's wrong with being fat?

[skid272]

@FACEJJ you prob ask cause u are fat.. lol only a fat shit would ask that

[FACEJJ]

@skid272 I actually weigh about 6.5 stone, which is about 91 pounds, so nope (:

[skid272]

@FACEJJ 91 pounds of hog shit

[MrHaribob]

@skid272 You have got the be the dumbest person on Youtube. I have seen some idiots in my life but you have honestly got to be mentally deficient or something. Now I know there is a big word or two in this post so please try and keep up with what i'm saying here. Don't worry I know its hard for you so take your time to google some of the words here. You are probably between the ages of 11-15 and still depend on your parents for everything. Atleast Boogie has a life, now i suggest you go get one.

[skid272]

@MrHaribob another fat shit who got hit tits all sweaty over my comments because deep down inside the truth hurts. Let me see you figured you would come on here and try to seem all smart and try to question my smarts to get under my skin...oooooh im so insulted i dont know what to say now. You want "dumb" just listen to the fat son of a bitch talking on this video, with his endless conversation about freedom while he sits alone eating and drinking to death... lol

[MrHaribob]

@skid272 You see.. I'm not a pussy like you so my YouTube profile has a picture of me in it, take a look, i'm far from fat. "The truth hurts".. The only truth here is that you are pathetic. And what would you know about freedom? You are trapped in a bubble where anyone who looks diffrent from the average person isn't accepted, you are not free. You can't think for yourself, you can only act how you see your peers act. I blame your parents for not aborting the scum that was to be their child.

[skid272]

@MrHaribob BWA HA HA HA! oh god you should have been fat, you look like a fuckin aids infected crackhead wigger..lol and yes you are so deep, your intrests consist of boats and hoes lmao!! dude seriously you are too easy!! move it along junior lol

[MrHaribob]

@skid272 "Boats N' Hoes" Is from the film "Step Brothers". I don't resort to useless comments like "you look like a fuckin aids infected crackhead wigger" because they don't mean anything. You are just using your verbal diarrhea to construct a "insult" and it makes no sense nor is it relevant to anything. Please try harder next time you want to "insult" someone, your so much of a failure you cant even construct a real sentance. I pitty you, you are truly pathetic.

[skid272]

@MrHaribob oh i see you listen to that Vinny paz jedi mind tricks bullshit and now you are a " deep" dude.. lol you are fuckin 19 so what the fuck do you know about anything bitch, oh and by the way mr. deep guy who uses big words, its sentence not sentance...lol go do you your homework, i would say start with english.

[MrHaribob]

@skid272 Where are you getting this "deep" stuff from? I never once said I was "deep". Just look at the way you type.. You make NO sense, you can't construct a SENTENCE to save your life and your so transparent I could probably tell you what your about to type next. As much as I love to sit and laugh at you all day I have things to do so i'll let you make a fool of yourself while I go do something constructive. Bye kid, try not to hurt yourself thinking of something to type back. :)

[skid272]

@MrHaribob ok you win... but one last comment here.. arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarded..lol see ya hero lol

[MrHaribob]

@skid272 Sorry I just couldn't resist to reply to this one. You just used one of the oldest saying on the internet.. It only shows just how much you really can't think for yourself, I now feel sorry for you because you don't know any diffrent. All you know is being an asshole on the internet. Your so shallow it makes me want to just give up. Aslong as people like you are around there really is no hope for the future. I hope you never have kids. Bye and enjoy your "life".

[skid272]

@MrHaribob ha ha couldnt resist could you hero? lol like i said you win smart guy

[Joshieee2]

@skid272 Dude you're fucking cold. Boogie has a life, and he is one of the awesomest ppl on youtube, and you're saying stuff about mental people. You're just a fucking sick guy. Hope u have a horrible life

[skid272]

@Joshieee2 my life is awesome too bad i cant say the same for this fat fuckn terd lol

[FACEJJ]

Help me i'm so offended. You didn't answer my question, what's wrong with being fat?

[skid272]

@FACEJJ i see a fat person as someone who is lazy and has no self control. The difference between me and most people is i speak my mind and say what others are affraid to say because people will say it is not nice. Fuck a fat person they need to stop bitching like the loser on this video and get up off the fuckin couch.

[FACEJJ]

"they need to stop bitching like the loser on this video", but he isn't bitching at all and you are quite a lot.

[skid272]

@FACEJJ and you are sticking your nose in peoples business. yes i came on here and talked shit first but you decided to be captain save a hog. why you even writing me you should be trying to fuck this guy, right?

[FACEJJ]

@skid272 Oh yeah sorry, i'll just stop typing to you and go and try and fuck this guy, because that makes MUCH more sense. I'M COMING FOR YOU JESSIE <3

[flamelord423]

@skid272 stfu

[dqksep28jr]

he was in the army lmao

[nigagila]

u make me embarrassed to live in america

[antibooster]

@nigagila u make me embarrassed to be a human u fag

[71tofu]

@nigagila you make people look stupid, ow shut the hell up and get a life, cuz i dont want my buddy boogie getting insulted!

[daCODglitcher]

if u took mcdonalds out of the US, they would turn into those zombie things of 28 days later. :)

[cheesedbh]

hehe i noticed that the day it was uploaded was july 3th not july 4th. funny all the same

[GuysSeriously]

If these fat people didn't drink diet sodas they would probably be bed ridden.

[sam2kkk9789]

Fat cunt, not best country, more like worst... Nothong like a sweet nice meal of pringles.. A good old beer, COKE ZERO, atleast make an effort instead of sitting down all the time... Nerd?

[llShadowFireDragonll]

@sam2kkk9789 Wonderful example you're setting if you're trying to say your country is better, ~jerk~

[gabba1gabba1hey]

@sam2kkk9789 sarcasm is clearly beyond the grasp of Canadians. don't worry, some day we may allow you to learn it.

[westlondonlion]

@gabba1gabba1hey

"sarcasm is clearly beyond the grasp of Canadians."

It's satire, don't worry, some day us English people may allow you to learn it.

:P

Btw that was Irony :D

[gabba1gabba1hey]

@westlondonlion huh? i was saying that because he flipped out on someones comment saying how America is the greatest country in the world.

[Frankensnizzle]

DUDE!Now you're eating chips...?SMH.

[DanielDrag15]

sick one u fat cunt

[XXMetallica101XX]

@DanielDrag15  Shut ur fat face

[ClaW177]

America is arrogant.

You won't find any other country that's as fat and ignorant.

[Funkdb]

@ClaW177 Yes. We will listen to you because you like to watch anime or read graphic novels you faggot. Grow a dick and slap yourself for being so ignorant.

[ClaW177]

@Funkdb

You're evidently far more ignorant than me.

And it's a fact that America is arrogant it's well known.

[Funkdb]

@ClaW177 it's also a fact that whoever watches anime prefers to jerk off to hentai

[ClaW177]

@Funkdb

Quite pathetic you're bringing up my tastes.

I guess you're gonna judge me and complain that i like The Beatles now?

Hentai or anime is not at all relevant.

[Funkdb]

@ClaW177 No it's not but it's definitely gay. If you like to make assumptions about a whole nation, then i'm going to judge you on your tastes. It's amusing how you don't deny watching Hentai. I guess you're a pervert. I'm just assuming.

[ClaW177]

@Funkdb I don't deny nor confirm.

If it was relevant then yeah sure i'd tell you if so but it ain't.

It's a fact that the majority of Americans are arrogant.

WW2 is a good ol' example.

I'm not saying it's something to be ashamed off i guess it's just an American trait just like people that watch Anime fap to hentai.

[Funkdb]

@ClaW177 Each time you speak, your argument becomes less and less definitive. It seems to me you don't know what the term 'fact' actually means. No wonder you're a pervert. Look, I just made another assumption; perverts don't know what 'fact' means.

[antigod100]

@ClaW177 The tooth fairy is well known. Does that make him real? Just because you say a lot of people think America is arrogant doesn't make it true.

[TheJamezMan]

Freedom from independence LMAO

[Davidjd2008]

Dude not trying to be mean but you gotta lose some weight brah. or else you're probably gonna die in like the next 10 years.

[TheFowlyetti1]

"freedom from independence" lol

Is this the sort of crap you learn in US schools?

[warpaws86]

boats and shit lol

[fbcaracacara]

Hello, boogie! Nice vid... You have talent but - I'm not judging u, seriously - don't u think about getting more healthy?

[timbosforporn]

That is a coke zero...not a beer

[DarkMiagee]

Well at least he's drinkin coca cola zero.....he's tryin.

[Cogi1337]

omg dude your the best ! U S fuckin A!!!!!!

[zacblade]

Keep making the videos boogie. You really make everyone of my days the best day ever.

[RRReviews]

Your a cool guy boog.... but bro.... you REALLY need to lose some weight, not cause i hate overweight people, but cause it looks like your getting into a life threating position now :(

[TheSweetJuliana]

he need 2 love himself , i don't hate him at all, i even feel SORRY 4 him, but i think he really need 2 stop calling himself fat. even thought some ppl hate u, don't hate yourself! i m SURE u r great in some way! :) i don't hate overweight people, but like how RRReivews had said, u got yourself in a life threating position so please, could u lose wieght so u don't die? if u die ur fans and family will be so sad :(

[narutothejanitor7]

stop making videos, forever, have urself a beer? thats a coke dude, and who is gonna leave u? there is no way u have a girl-friend, u play world of warcraft and ur 500 pounds man, and would u stop bullshitting about random stuff, everything that u said just now was total bullshit, none of it made any fucking sense, ur a fucking retard, PLEASE stop making videos, thank you

[mikhaps]

Ehh no this guy is the true pig looooool

[XXMetallica101XX]

@mikhaps Shut ur face and suck u have the dumbest name on youtube noob

[mikhaps]

@XXMetallica101XX That doenst changes the fact of u and him bein fat

[XXMetallica101XX]

@mikhaps I may be fat but im proud of it just like boggie so shut it u turd

[mikhaps]

@XXMetallica101XX HAHAHAHA UR fat u ate to much mcd is boogie ur the one u look up to like''when i grow up i wanna be just like boogie i wanna have a lvl 200 troll hunter with full epic and a ring with 3 agillity and me also want 1984 rating ...well u cant get 1984 rating loser because ur to fat ur hands cant type on the fucking keyboard because ur fat lol ur fat

[PikamonMaster]

@mikhaps

He may be fat. But he has something you don't have: a brain.

[mikhaps]

@PikamonMaster noob..lol if he had a brain the brain would say ¨¨stop eatin all the god danm food look how fucking fat u are¨¨ so obs he has no fucking brain okay and btw i have 2189 rating so gtfo

[TheXtremeflames]

@mikhaps your mom needs a brain bcuz she gave birth to youu lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[mikhaps]

@TheXtremeflames u never got laid before lol

[TheXtremeflames]

@mikhaps How do you know that if i did or didn't is my question and hows about you make a confession that maturbation is clearly your learned profession and when it comes to trannies that is clearly your obsession (oh and if you say im black then your dumb lol im pretty much whiter than you.)

[KingCtm]

i don't want to get to serious, but i read a really good philosophy book about being free. Its caled being and nothingness. Its by jean paul sarte and its all about existentialism. It blew my mind. But aside from that great video, you always know how to make me laugh lol. you should host SNL on day

[MoHawKz100]

i thought you were the guy in lost :o

[Izak609]

"We shot ourselves all kinds of englishmen"

You make it sound like you where actualy there.

[granvileace48]

this guy is my idol

[spongemonkey15]

All you Americans out there who think you gained it alone well you did not you had the help of France and mabye spain and without them you would have not won many crucial battles. And you had to try more than one time. And that is the truth God bless America.

[dbcc08]

Thomas Jefferson wrote that son of a bitch in england not G. Washington :P

[alisivcera]

dude realy i dont mean it bad u realy need to stop eat bad food try eat healty food

[BigMPChris]

"If I get drunk this year, she gon' leave me." That sounds like every relationship I've ever had.

[souljaboy0071]

Were losing our freedom thanks to "MR OBAMA"

[bmunroe123]

@souljaboy0071 Thumbs down for the name and ignorance.

[rapiant]

i have a feeling most of what you're saying is seeped in sarcasm. just not sure yet.

[jsaca5519]

"cus foods really important to us" hence why the USA is by far the most obese nation in the world!

[cheesecarrot]

LOL Hilarious! Never heard so many historical inconsistencies. Jesse is supposed to be a redneck-type character?

[PainfulCreed]

Yurr awesomee boogiez! <3

[wiluxrodux]

I can see that you lose weight.

Just Kidding

[Theycallmeflow]

DO 'EM ALL! Love you boogie haha

[plutonashrules]

DUDE GET OFF INTERWEBS UR FAT ! UR TO BIG FOR IT NOT SAYING UR DICKS BIG CAUSE UR FREINDA IN OFFICE SAID IT WAS SMALL AND IF HE NOES YOUR GAY CAUSE HE HAS SEEN YOUR PENIS !

[wreckedwarrior]

mmmmmm..... chips.........................­.....

[Armyboypyro]

Amerika fucking sucks

[TwistedDownfall123]

@Armyboypyro Amerika LOL trying to sound foreign? you're a fucking joke.

[Armyboypyro]

@TwistedDownfall123 oh really or its that im german and was rased speeking it so i am used to speeking it

[snipey14]

@TwistedDownfall123 America isn't the only country in the world.

[100Lavender]

U gotta respect the chronic cock sucker for not deleting the bitchey comments... gj

[TheAnyaAlstreim]

People like you are the reasn everyone makes fun of Us Americans lol Fucking Hooshier ass Disgrace just like most of America.

[BlueFlamingoFilms]

lol "we like to celebrate it with food, cuz food is important to us" lol no duh with out food we'd all die :0

[denniso2000]

lol you or fat im sorry i its efensiv bot lok at you due you no if you or not geting fenner you gona be dead .P

[taiasorous]

@denniso2000

Jesus Christ what the fuck am i reading!?

[ZOMGMuzic]

@denniso2000 You can't spell worth a shit... Sorry if its offensive but... If spelling incorrectly was a crime, you would be facing execution. (:

[CiseDj]

Its probally just youtube. Its always deletes shit for no reason.

[AustinSega]

nice what a story

[aquaagu2]

i take back all my hate comments. i actually like ur wow-free vids.

[irolden]

Deniso2000?geez .mean.

[denniso2000]

lol you or fat lol and you make fat shit shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i like to kill fat fings like you muhahahahaha lol mu

[Beatzuout]

@denniso2000 you son of a bitch, if i saw you i would tear you another ass hole you mofo bitch, what the hell is rong with you

[seamcon15]

looks and sounds like peter griffen

[D4rkNRG]

America hasn't been a free country since the 16th Amendment. Fuck the Feds, God bless America!

[davedirkins]

I'm english mate, as english as roast beef can be and .... like most english, we love our american brothers ;) All I can say, on behalf of the english people is, we're sorry for having been such a bunch of self righteous cunts ! (excuse my french)

And on that, hope to share a pint of good ol'fashion home made brew with ya some day ;)

God bless America ... and .. I'm not gay but this video just turns me aoowwwnnn!!!!

[davedirkins]

exactly mate ! Right on ! God kill the queen !!!!

PS : Look at you work that microwave baby oh yeah !!

What he means by no more taxes I'd that back when KG3 ruled, he gave taxes for tea, made the people give homes to the recruits that were running that city. They were called tr quartering act, tea act, ect.