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  • ...Why do we never get to see Enid!?

  • What's the name of the song when their getting a divorce?

  • "You have no chance of being normal."

  • i beg to differ i've seen enid

  • "you may now do whatever the hell you want"

  • Now that is great.

  • Jordan was so preety here befour all the botox and stuff

  • 1:57 he drinks HEINEKEN :P

  • "I now pronounce you ex husban and ex wife you may now do whatever the hell you want" Truer words have never been spoken :)

  • What is normal?

  • "will you....will you divorce me?" xD

  • 2:49 in the backround there is bill lawernce the produce (jordan's real husband), isn't it?

  • @xixi008 Its hard to tell. Maybe thats her real son in the background that he is holding?

  • "Yeah, not listening"... LOL!!!!!!!!

  • Perry and Jordan are just so adorable x3

  • Jordan and Dr. Cox are my favorite couple on the show. So romantic <3

  • haha ''you have no chance of being normal" xD

  • Thumbs up for Doctor Beard Face at the end!

  • I think the lack of commitment is what makes them commit.

  • Ted just burned Kelso SOOOO bad

  • shes hot but i hated her for selling a purple heart

  • That baby behind JD is Bill Lawrence and Christa Miller child.

  • Damn they really love each other, don't they? :P

  • wow....

  • @saturn14 i know, sorry for this whole conversation going on in the comments, idk why people have to start shit over a simple comment! i realize im doing the exact same thing so that's pretty hypocritical of me, but just sorry for this.

  • @RachaelxDepp it's fine, i mean, there are a lot of hate in these comments. it's just a video right?

  • @saturn14 i know right?! haha all i said was i thought this was a cute perry/jordan moment and douchefagx flips out on me, what a sassy cassie!

  • @RachaelxDepp lol. XD

  • "you may do whatever the hell you want" is the BEST word choice EVER!

  • boobs. only thing that is better than a purple heart XD

  • i whant that kind of marrige/divorce thingy, ''you may now do what the hell ever you whant!''

  • whaha well done ted, i've seen enid LOL

  • At the end Ted's like "......what just happened?"

  • "Jordan!! will you...... will you divorce me?" "oh id thought you'd never ask"  so screwed up yet so hilarious hahaha

  • "...in case one of us dies."

    "Oh god i hope it's me."

    becuz if SHE died he'd be all really sad n stuff, haha they DO love each other, AND hate each other at the same time, i love it!!!

  • thats not rly what he meant but ok...

  • @DoucheFagX it COULD be.

  • you're letting your deluded fan girl-ism blind you, his comment was meant with as much cynicism as humanly possible, i mean like really do you even know who the fuck dr. cox is?!

  • @DoucheFagX fuck yes i know who dr. cox is and i know what i said ISN'T what he meant but can you please calm the fuck down? its a fucking tv show, and fantastic one mind you, but i dont see why you have to start shit just because you're browsing youtube and disagree with a certain comment. so YOU sir, need to CALM, the FUCK, down.

  • lol you sound so much more angry and intense than i ever have, but its not that i disagree with your comments, cause that would imply thats its an opinion, im telling you that the FACT is, that wasn't the implication of his statement, once again just refer to my original reply of you being a deluded fan-girl, you understand all that sweetie ;)

  • @DoucheFagX lol you definitely sounded waaaay more angry and intense i just used the word 'fuck' more often. and it's not necessarily a FACT, it could've had some hidden meaning which i realize sounds EXTREMELY fan-girlish, but to be honest i was just commenting on a video, not expressing my coupling opinions.

  • i really have no reason to be angry, making fun of a fan-girl is funny to me, not something warranting aggression, not you have a clear reason to be angry cause you gotta shitted all over for having an extremely incorrect opinion, anyways i win, arguments over, go back to your twilight and fan fics

  • @DoucheFagX *GASP!* I hate twilight with a burning passion, and idk wat fanfics are but whatever!! I WIN!!! lol, douchebag :]

  • you can type that all day and it still wouldn't be true, all you've proven is that you know how to swear, and you're apparently rly angry that you're wrong

  • @DoucheFagX not true, i was never really angry, though some ppl like yourself seem to interpret it that way, understandable considering it's done over the internet, anyways who are you to say im wrong? i was voicing an opinion and you went into a fucking rant about how wrong i am and how i must be an obsessive fangirl with no life at all but answer me this: what kind of life do YOU have if you're even taking the time to argue with a supposed fangirl? WIN!

  • once again you silly little girl, what you have stated with your original comment was not an opinion, it was a complete fabrication of a mind who likes to make shit up in order to romanticize things. You can do that all you like, but eventually somebody (me) will call you out on how stupid it is. Second, calling out the extreme stupidity of people like you brings me joy, just because you react in a such a defensive way, and actually try to justify your moronic views. its hilarious

  • @DoucheFagX what's hilarious, is the fact that you are so self-righteous that you cant possibly think outside the realm of your own dumbass head, and take in the fact that THIS is the only true statement in this entire argument: IT. WAS. A. COMMENT! I didn't say it was true, I didn't say it was a fact, I didn't say you had to agree in fact I said nothing directly to you! And what to me is the most interesting part about this is that noone here in the comments has gotten irritated with us yet...

  • so you said a comment knowing full well it was completely erroneous? what kind of sick fuck does that?

  • @DoucheFagX and what kind of sick fuck preys on random commenters on YouTube just to tell them how wrong they are? and i know you're gonna have some witty comeback for this but just thought you should know, the username really fits you.

  • the kinda sick fuck that loves messing with ignorant people, and your quip about my username is so fucking overused and unoriginal that you might as well have just typed ..............................­..........................

  • @DoucheFagX i might as well have, that's true but is it then agreed that we're both sick fucks and im right and you're wrong because im getting bored of trying to come up with comebacks.

  • im glad you admitted you're trying real super hard to come up with shit to write, baby making fun of you just comes naturally for me

  • @DoucheFagX well good for you. and i'm glad you've admitted that you're some random creepass that likes to make fun of people they dont know in the comments of youtube videos. :]

  • say what you will, but i pretty much jizzed all over yo bitch ass, figuratively speaking of course.

  • @DoucheFagX very classy.

  • yep, glad we can move your embarrassing defeat. Now go back to w/e the fuck it is you do, prob fantasize about getting jonny depp's d in your mouth.

  • @DoucheFagX and you can go back to raping small children and fantasizing about rubbing old ladies with baby oil. :D glad we can go back to our favorite activities.

  • too bad that's clearly none of what i do, but i probably did pinpoint pretty accurately what it is you fill your time with

  • @DoucheFagX not true at all. in fact what i find strange about this ENTIRE argument is that you are picking a fight with a stranger who clearly (judging by your inaccurate assumption of what i fill my time doing) know nothing about.

  • your name is rachelxdepp, how the fuck you gonna tell me your name aint rachel, and your pussy dont get wet from the thought of johnny depp

  • @DoucheFagX okay, obviously my name's rachael, but that second part is not true because im not fucking disgusting, though im sure you've been jizzing in your pants this entire argument from just cyber-talking to a girl.

  • oh man i was gonna write like the meanest comment ever, i actually had to stop myself, it was going to far, i didnt wanna make you suicidal. you're welcome i just saved your life

  • @DoucheFagX yeah becuz i would give up my life because of a douchebag like you :] and i already know that your comment was probably something about how ugly i am that no one could possibly jizz in their pants when they see me, but trust me hunny, i doubt any girls are checking you out.

  • well im pretty blazed so the comment wont come out exactly right, but i think it went something like this: "bitch please, who the fuck would get hard from talking to your ass. You fucking get into youtube arguements with strangers, you know what that means, you're fat and probably extremely ugly. You are clearly a huge loser, and i really doubt you've ever seen a dick or what jizz looks like besides in your sex ed class.

  • @DoucheFagX you can say what you want fuckface but YOU'RE the one who started this argument, and your comments about my hideosness dont phase me considering that fact that you dont know me, and also the fact that you've kept up this fight so long just goes to show how much time you've got on your hands. and you could say the exact same thing to me, but i know i've got too much time why the fuck would i be replying if i didn't?!

  • a guy can be on youtube and still be a normal ass dude, a girl who spends this much time on youtube is clearly some fat ass nerd, and if you ain't fat, then theres no way you're not ugly as all hell. I mean you can deny it all you want, but just ask yourself how many good looking boyfriends you've had...0 right? go back to being a pathetic person

  • @DoucheFagX im not sure why i have to prove myself to some random freak on youtube but i will anyway. i am a nerd. im not fat. im not ugly. i've had at least five good-looking boyfriends. you're a douchebag. shut the fuck up. end of story. we're done here.

  • did i touch a nerve ='(, its ok you don't need to fabricate your meaningless life, i could care less i promise.

  • @DoucheFagX sweet of you. and you can justify yourself in saying you're a guy so you have the right to spend your endless time on youtube, but the truth of it is: you're a guy, you should be out chasing girls. guys chase girls, they're not gonna come knocking on your door. ;]

  • what in the fuck are you talking about, sorry sweetie thats not how real life works, yea i mack some dimes during classes, but i dont spend all my fucking free time walking around the streets hitting on random bitches, wtf do you think this is GTA? Thing is, in college you can get pussy pretty much any time you want, it ain't too hard. You though, I seriously doubt you could get any dude based on your socially-retarded views of the world.

  • @DoucheFagX im not saying thats what you should be spending your time doing dickhead, im saying if you're sitting here on youtube all the time arguing with strangers, i highly doubt you'll be getting laid any time soon.

  • you rly think this is what i spend all my time doing, this is what i do when im not out freerunning, chilling with friends, getting drunk, or doing hw. But rly this is getting old, you're a loser in self-denial, it's getting kinda sad.

  • @DoucheFagX hmm wierd that you'd say you dont spend all your time doing this when you responded to my comment in less than an hour. also, i dont give a shit about what a cool kid you are drinking with your friends and freerunning, this certainly is getting old. and unless you'd like to lose all your little remaining dignity, dont reply to this because that just goes to show you have to defend your coolness to a complete stranger.

  • hypocrisy is delicious

  • @DoucheFagX it certainly is.

  • ok i can see that last comment went over your head so ill help you out, you're a hypocrite

  • @DoucheFagX i realize that dipshit. ill explain my previous comment because it might've been a little hard for you to understand: i'm a hypocrite, but so are you.

  • see thats the funny thing, you think i'm a hypocrite and yet i have not done anything even close to hypocritical, yah dumb broad

  • That´s a divorce you just can wishh for! :D

    I do wish for it xD

    So Awesome! Perr Perr & Jordan 4-ever <3

  • man, i should've had a divorce ceremony! really would've made things a lot easier, especially getting x-mas presents from ex-in-laws!

  • Enid must be a rather "handsome" woman...

  • I love Jordan's face at 00:53... looks like someone got their ass grabbed! :P

  • It's called a stethoscope

  • That's hilarious!

  • What is Bill Lawrence Jordans real husband in real life? Anyway if I were the actress of Jordan I wouldn't mind kissing Mr.Perry.

  • Sorry I know who Bill Lawrence is. Am stupid, sorry Scrubds fans.

  • real romance...LOL

  • its his and christa's 1st this soo funny though

  • That's Bill Lawrence with his kid standing in the crowd during the divorce

  • Kinda creepy he's back there watchin John C make out with his wife...

  • I expect he came to grips with the fact when he paired them up.

  • "I'm not sure I want to watch you drink a beer while I'm holding the baby for the rest of my life."

  • "I beg to differ, ive seen enid"

    I wanted to high five ted so bad then

  • Jordan and Perry are the best!

  • "you have no chance of being normal"

  • lol

    i know pronounce you ex husband and ex wife...

    u may now do whatever the hell you want

  • you may now do whatever the hell you want

    you have no chance of being normal

    this is one of the funniest things in scrubs :P

    <3 jordan+cox

  • fuck Jordan is hot

  • at 0:53 im sure cox grabbed jorands ass haha look at the way she looks :D

  • Yep, I reckon you're right!

  • hahaha

    "You may now....do whatever the hell you want."

  • I beg to differ, I've seen Enid.

    Ted's best comment EVER roflmfao

  • jordan is soooo hot!

  • She Really is

  • my gosh that was funny

  • I so love that moment! so cute, so romantic, and sooo .w. I love it <3

  • technically they were never divorced in the first place

  • "slag is kinda his pet name for me" XD XD XD

  • "I beg to differ, I've seen Enid..."

    "What?"

    "Nothing."

    Lol, honestly, Ted. I love him.

  • is it just me or does marriage seem kind of meaningless? like your just selling yourself to another person..

  • Selling implies you get something in return :P

  • GOD jordan and cox are so sarcastic!!!

  • XD i now pronouce u ex husband and ex wife...... you may now do whatever the hell you want lol

  • "Will you divorce me?" rofl

  • "I sold them to pay for THESE"

    AWESOME

    ♥♥♥ Cox and Jordan Forever!!! ♥♥♥

  • that's hecka funny wen they talk about the rest of their lives

  • u may now do watevr the hell u wnt! lol

  • Wow... an unmarriage ceremony... clever! :)

  • My grandfathers purple heart!!

  • Their version of the most happy day of their life. And as expected it is the complete opposite from what a normal person would consider happiest day XD

  • You have no chance of being normal

  • He called her Attila. XD

  • "perry even if i went tht way ted believe me there were nights in service when it didnt sound so far fetch but teds hardly my type"

    "i beg to differ i seen edna"

    "what!?"

    LOLOL

  • oh god lmao i love ted

  • enid

  • ye soz my mistake :)

  • haha no problem kinda bitching of me to correct you anywayXD

  • was tht a set up? i cud totally correct u right now

    (bitchy**)

    :L dw now we both dicks XD

  • AHA!!! but you now i can doubble dick you wit

    (*could*)

  • LOL kk maybs we shud stop correcting each other :P ppl in the future watching this vid are gunna pay us out :P

  • yea better stop...X-D

  • "you have no chance of being normal....."

    lolz, i can just see the kid now

    5/5

  • Gosh, that is so cute. Jordan and Perry are probably my favorite totally screwed up couple. That weird hate-love? One perfectly sane reason for attraction! :D

  • This is just pure brilliance.

  • 'I beg to differ, I've seen Enid.'

    'You may now do whatever the hell you want!'

    xD Ted is awesome.

  • well mázl tov

  • LOL i love carla "you have no chance at being normal."

  • Dude, she's probably dead by now.

  • I agree ay. Everyone needs to stop worrying.

  • sorry bout dat..i was lazy but thanks anyways=)

  • wats the song in the end??

  • "Lost Cause" by Beck... check the other comments on videos, song questions on the Scrubs clips are very common and a lot of time have been asked and answered already :)

  • They don't get divorced "again" they was never divorced in the first place. "Really" would have been better.

  • this has been brought up before, and is technically correct, but from their standpoint, they were divorced, so mentally, they had to go through the emotions again

  • I see your point, should have put "Again" as its ur opinion :P My bad for being so picky lol, I've not watched all the episodes and i went :S what the hell lol.

  • I adore Jordan

    xD

  • "you hv no chance of being normal" LMAO

  • They are the greatest couple, especially if they're happy :)

  • you may now do whatever the hell you want! I lvoe Ted

  • Ted - "I beg to differ, ive seen Enid" lol

  • They are so hot xD

    I'm kind of in love with both of them...:D

  • lol you may now do whatever the hell you want!

  • funny but i dont get y they get divorced to love each other

  • because when your married to someone, theres a lot more responsibility in things like um...both of you get a job, both of you live in 1 house, both of you pay the bills which occasionally ends up being fraught about. but when your not married, most of that stuff doesnt matter i guess

  • Because u're married it doesnt mean u live in the same house and both of u have a job, just means u share ur stuff.

  • wow

    a baby raised by cox and jordan

    i can see it now

    *staers up to his right*

  • i like their relathionship, thats the kind of i want lol

  • LOL @ :41! "I beg to differ"

  • 0:55 he grabbed that!lol

  • You're getting loads of thumb downs lol.. but I thought he was as well :P

  • he totally does :)

  • :D only in america

  • LOL

    xD

    jordan, will you divorce me?

    xD.

  • Selling that heart for money to pay for those is the best thing she ever did. Now she just needs to do something for me...

  • "You have no chance at being normal."

    xD

    Ain't that the truth.

  • Ekly88 Dr.Cox and Jordan aren't getting divorced because they are already divorced prior to the show's beginning. They just are in a weird relationship that is mainly based on sex; however they are in love but neither is ready to admit it.

  • whats the song at the end?

  • the song that started playing right at the very end was "Lost Cause" by Beck