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  • I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

  • lol physical abuse

  • Proper thing to do. Women need to know their place.

  • Wow, did you see how hard he punched that cement wall?

  • Nasal-sounding whore: What's the matter baby, need something?

    Adam Jensen: I need to knock you out

    Whore: 10 dollars.

    Adam: Fuck that.

    (knocks whore out)

  • Punching giant holes through walls and punching people in the face are what I like the most about this game.

  • she didn't need that jensen!

  • press 7 for PAIN!

  • She totally asked for this.

  • press 5 repeatedly to see extreme pain

  • I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

  • Repeatedly press 5 for 1000 hit combo

  • Adam Jensen, professional saliva collector

  • Here's your Twister, babe!

  • i hate this chick, hits 5 constantly!

  • Adam Jensen "THE SPIT HARVESTER"

  • bitch were mah money

  • Her body can take it.

  • Keep pressing 5

  • only time where both of the top comments are genius.

  • She never asked for this.

  • she never wanted this.

  • How to deal with woman: the game

  • Jensen's daily routine...

  • Wtf? I spent like 15 hours on this game what do people mean they spent 46 hours on this game?

  • @Kreddical They did all theside missions and maybe played it through twice...

  • @Kreddical if you spent 15 hours, you basically discovered only HALF of the content a Deus Ex game has to offer, it has boatloads of hidden stuff.

  • @Kreddical By punching civilians = 10+ hours.

  • Bitch slapped.

  • Girlfriend dumped you release the rage press 5

  • She needed a sleep aid.

  • Adam Jensen keepin it real in 2027

  • i bet i know what he was thinking....."BACK IN THE KITCHEN BITCH!"

  • I loved this. xD

  • hes had enough of her disengenouis assersians

  • She didnt ask for this

  • @ManTheFlap Nope, she indirectly asked for this.

  • I never asked for this...

  • he didn't asked for this

  • this is win.

  • falcon punch

  • Her titties are augmented.

  • That's for not respecting his 'Augthority'.

  • press 5

  • 0:05 ;)

  • Adam: *gasp* There's someting on your face!

    0:04

    Adam: It was pain!

  • @AxanZenith orlynao? well... I LIKE TRAINS! :3

  • a pimp named slckdeus.

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  • NEE-SAN?

  • lmao what a badass xD

  • Never hit a hoe, you sleep with them, pay them and then kill them and take the cash, GTA style xD

  • I like how every woman in the future has E cups. 

  • @mstews and hotter then the one you've been banging.

  • She nerver asked for this ....

  • Reminds me of beating the shit out of Wesker in RE5.

  • she is so deformed. what a sorry ass creature.

  • Pause,

    Press 5 repedetly.

  • You probably thought that hooker was alive

    Nope, Chuck Testa

  • hes had enough of her disingenuous assertions

  • Dude! You held down B!

    Whaaa!? I only meant to tap B!

    Nope. You overdid it. she's dead.

  • she's okay

  • She never asked for that.

  • *gets up*

    that'll be 60 dollars

  • Which Nicolas cage movie is this?

  • @ScarkProductions the good one.

  • @ScarkProductions HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­

  • Bah. Crazy ass woman, always spending money on stupid shit.

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  • She asked for it.

  • @hellomoto75 YOU SUCK!!! This is the awesomest game ever.

  • @thestorm024

    You must be 14

  • @hellomoto75 Probably you never got the game.How bout you go back to your Halo or CoD or whatever shitty FPS or MMORPG you have.

  • @hellomoto75 Go play Donkey Kong if this is too much for you.

  • @Trondesson

    Rather play that any day, you go play CoD.

  • @hellomoto75 Fuck off.

  • @ShiningNow

    Oooh, look at the mad little fanboy. ;)

  • @hellomoto75 I'm a girl, retard.

  • @ShiningNow You were a good man.

  • "You got knocked the fuck out!" LMAO!

  • another ass for this

  • Check the tags.

  • I never asked for your disingenuous assertions.

  • @MCtotheJOE001 +15 Renegade

  • What a rotten way to die.

  • Adam, did you augment your pimp hand?

  • This needs to auto replay

  • YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

  • @ScotishStoner longest yard!

    Prostetute: I had a bird. his names ronnie...

    Caretaker: well tell ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.

    lolz

  • SHUT UP BITCH!

  • Holy lol.

  • I had a video in the backround sounded like this:

    "what's the deal baby , need something?"

    *punch*

    "every day I'm shufflin'"

  • I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

  • NO BITCH,I DONT NEED NUH-IN *pimp slaps* HUZZAH

  • Press 5 repeatedly.. xD

    It's a mini-game called "Punch the Hooker 3000!" xD

  • @CerberusOperativeN7 is it a reference to the arcade machine in doom 3 turkey puncher ?

  • Hahahah, i love doing this!

  • Every... Time... Lol

  • I did this all the time :D

  • LOL

  • O______O......................­ you crazy

  • ''Need Something ?''

    - '' NO ''

  • LMAO! Maybe now my brother will buy this for me!? MAYBE!? ROFLMAO!

  • NICE

  • They role-played Chris Brown and Rihanna.

  • Through my two brothers and their damned tendency to force me to listen to them make Security forces spam their lines, I have been trained to do that to any person who tells me "Sir, please holster your weapon."

    ...I never asked for that.

  • "Do accept my apologies about the situation topside."

  • Reminds me of Rihanna

  • He bust a riannha on her

  • Who would've pay money for him to go KA-POW when he hit her

  • That's a shame, she never asked for this.

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  • How can she slap!?

  • fisting i suppose?

  • His fist is augumented

  • keep pressing 5 and every time you press it, say "pow, right in the kisser"!!!

  • hit 6 repeatedly.

  • Bitch po-lease

  • Looks like that episode with reporter in Mass Effect 2.

  • "Uh, I want your face splattered on a wall, *****!!!"

    *supah punch*

  • Even the hookers are brown in this game.

  • Apprently he likes it rough...

  • What a shame.

  • keep pressing 5

  • Jensen's real identity has been revealed: THE SHAMWOW GUY

  • I shouldn't laugh so hard. But I did.

  • Hahahhaahahahhaa

  • wooh! he fkn LAID HER OUT!!

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ho punching video in the Citadel.

  • Daaam! this is funny and hard hitting! :)

  • What a shame.

  • 'Tis, a scratch!

  • his sex drive is augmented

  • That's his way of telling her she should go into another line of work.

  • My god it's like Mass Effect all over again

  • Need something?

    -I just need to clean my hands.

  • Hell yeah I need somethin baby-.. IMA FIRIN MA LAZZZAAAAA :D trolol

  • do u need an upgrade to hit civilians? i cant hit them like that

  • @delta1644 Hit the q button infront of them.

  • The top rated comment has a glaring typo in it.

    I never asked for this.

  • whats the shame?

  • Adam Jensen keeping it real in 2027.

  • The best part is the description is "I never asked for this"

  • DAMN hits her so hard she twirls!

  • "Yea I need something......YOU ON THE GROUND!"

  • HOOOOLLLY SHIT!

  • His pimp hand is strong.

  • Press 5 repeatedly for extra fun

  • @GraieWholfe It's like charge attack! =)

  • she never ask for this

  • omfg i cant stop laughing!!!

  • "I've had enough of your insolence" 

  • She was not in a kitchen

  • what a shame.

  • its actually good holy crap didnt expect it either.....lolllolol did u play the first???

  • Priceless!!!

  • She thought you'd never asked for this.

  • haha i'll have to get this game.

  • His punch is augmented... W-wait...

  • She never asked for this.

  • Fist of Justice !

  • Keep pressing 5.

    You're welcome

  • whats the deal, hooker? need somethin? (asprin)

  • I AM A MAN! *punch*

  • adam jensen=Pimp of detriot...represent!

  • eed som'in'?! articulate!

  • Anybody know how to take the HUD elements off the screen? (PS3 version)

  • Jesus, Adam jensen is showing what a women should receive after making a mistake, and how a man should treat their women.

  • I could watch this All. Day.