French & Saunders Contraception Sketch

[InThMiddlOfAGunFight]

Do you know about contraception or not? .. Not.

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

Your philipean tube and the comdom hahahaha

[thistlypram]

avoid citrus

[JoJoPageXx]

@naffychav I thought she says "don't die a vignarant" meaning virgin

[meshel2u]

dont shout its the first sign of maddness lol love this ladies

[mischief13]

COMDOM! COMDOM!!! lmao

[ginnypinnydfjs]

*sigh* i miss these two, i really do....

[RobbinsGinger]

@ginnypinnydfjs I miss French and Saunders too

[21thewiseone]

omg front butt lmao

[CBRLTV]

''And C and D'' LOL that bit cracks me up :)

[confusedasalways75]

"not a social worker and NOT a meals on wheels lady, right?"

[OLaverty111]

I agree this should be used in SEX Ed.. would lighten the Mood and the kids would Love it! Although most of them start at 11 now..

Such Promiscuity we just need a Balance back in Society..

Encourage abstenance as well! as well as Safe Sex!

Too much SEX on the Box explicitness and Crudity.. We need to encourage the sanctity of Marriage and emphasise the LOVE first NOT Lust!

[ZoeSquared21]

"I'm going to get contraception" "Ooohh-oooh!"

"It makes your bosoms five times bigger, which in your case in unnecessary and careless"

"Only think is you can't get out of control going up and down the stairs"

"NOT a social worker and NOT a meals on wheels lady."

"I think you might regret the scourer"

"C-O-M-D-O-M COMDOM! How can you have safe sex if you can't even spell it?"

"...And C and D"

[NEWGENERATIONTOOLS]

Love this sketch was brilliant when they were young. So adorable.

[chedaroxy]

not.

[bestpenpal1]

it's 16 hands, thank you for asking! :)

[proGoalie88]

I love that "C-O-M-D-O-M, comdom! How do ya have safe sex when do don't even know how to spell it properly?" -bit.

[MrsLovett112]

Playing this sketch in sex ed classes would probably stop all teenage pregnancies. The teachers just have to smile coyly through it.

'Miss, that doesn't really happen, does it?'

'Wait and see, wait and see'

Love French and Saunders :D

[squishy3000]

@MrsLovett112 THEY ACTUALLY DID PLAY THIS IN MY SEX ED CLASS!!!! It was to signify what people thought of sex ed. And our assumptions were correct....

[faithrockz1]

Insert a UFO haha PRICELESS

[dinnage2707]

omg the bit where dawn says "and it hooks on and it STOPS babies" cracked me up f&s rule

[smiling2]

Off to see French and Saunders Live this avo!  Loverly! Nicole share the smiles

[naffychav]

don't die of ignorance, okay?

[edenbruce]

hahah thank you soooo much for uploading this!

i love F&S!

[sme1ems]

"And because it is C and D"

[redxramboxhood]

"It's got a rope on it to pull it out!!!" that bit made me wince :P...

[jellllybeanz]

So glad I didnt watch this when I was younger or it would have scared the hell out of me!!!! Glad to watch it now though PMSL!! love F&S!!

[XminiaturedisasterX]

ha Phillipian tubes....

[sme1ems]

lol. She needs a biology lesson

[WashuBellana]

'contraceptive utensil' lol!

[AbFabFan09]

the naughty sketche's are the best

[06sharpeb]

LOL

They are classic...xD

So funny!!!

[MrsLovett112]

I think I lost all feeling in my legs while they were talking about the slinky and barbed wire. Nothing like Dawn French to ruin the future for you. But still, these two are absolutely hilarious! Love them both

[TeaAnLemons]

'How can you have safe sex if you can't even spell it!!!!???' ROFL!!!!!!!

[RdtheLiterature]

"COMDOM-COOOMDOMM!!"

[Charmredux]

''How many hands is it please?''

Classic one, I love this sketch!

[cisamichanne]

What the crap? Why's everyone ranting about abortion when you're commenting a COMEDY SKETCH lol. People need to chill and laugh at stuff that is funny... and those chicks are pretty stinkin' funny :-).

[CharRocks1]

i agree with alexandria :)

'snot any point moaning over abortions. what about the poor chickens and cows and shizz you eat lmfao orr the ants you step on. geeeeez kids. lmfao if people take what i just said seriously i might actually rofl.

[Alexandriabeard]

why was there a big argument over abortion? abortion is ...not wrong but its definately not right, its up the situation i spose, just to say to tomata182, what if a 15 year old girl gets rapped and then becomes pregnant? how can argue that she should spoil the rest of her life by having a rapists child? human life or not, the foetus doesnt have a beating heart till 6 weeks or sumit, its potential life, its not a human being......by the way this is a funny sketch lol

[harrispud]

It has a beatin heart at like 15 days :-/ but apart from that i agree with you :) it all depends on th situation. But if its just a 15 year old lass who's just gone out and not used any protection then i dont think she should have an abortion cos its kinda her fault, but i defo think its acceptable when there's been a rape. I think puttin th baby up for adoption is a better option tho :) any way. Didnt think i'd get talkin about abortion when i was watchin a F&S sketch :P ah well :L

[tracey65]

I love this sketch!

[DiRrTyDaNcInGlOvEr]

Erm excuse me tomata182 - lighten up will you. Every time you have sex, doesnt mean that you want a child every time does it? Freak! French and Saunders Rule!!!

[lucie776]

they did this on tour it was so funny! lol.

[foreverinyourarms]

wooo! im going to see them in 5 days, so excited!!!

xo

[samscello]

This is one of my two favorite F&S skits of all time. Priceless!

[mimimishishishi]

blocks your Philippine tubes? did i hear that right? LOL

[tomata182]

who ever made this video needs help. Children are a gift and contraception keeps that gift from happening. Chemical contraception (the pill) is harmful to women--open your eyes people.

[kissiepums]

fuk u!! wtf??

[suzyfluff2]

oh my god this is a COMEDY are yous serious?

[kuzco234]

fuk off tryin to push all that christian no abortion bs

[tomata182]

why is it BS and perhaps i am not a Christian, perhaps i am a Jew or a Muslim. Again I ask why is it BS? Explain it to me why a life inside of a woman is worthless?

[kuzco234]

im saying that people should stop trying to push theyre beliefs on others, especially when it over comedy like this is. and its completely up to the people that are involoved in it whether they use contraception or have an abortion and noone else. so open your eyes and try to see that not everything is up to religious beliefs, whether its yours or any one elses

[tomata182]

Ok, so you have established two points: 1) that religion should stay out of peoples business and 2) that it is up to the individual to decide whether to have an abortion or not. If I am wrong on these two pts let me know.

The reason it is not up to the individual is b/c it is a human life. When man and woman have sex and a the woman becomes pregnant, instantaneously a new entity is formed--it is not "part" of the woman nor the man, it is it's own entity. It is a newly formed human

[okigil]

uhm...it grows inside the woman...so it's not it's own entity. it's more like...a parasite. if the woman dies or doesn't take care of herself it will die anyways. so um, you're stupid. ABORTIONS RULE!!!!!

[td2gether4ever]

That's a bit much.

This sketch is about contraception.

Abortion is a last resort,not a form of contraception.

[tomata182]

If you would like to discuss this further private message me and we can talk without word/letter limits.

[goddessintraining]

"Its 16hh , Thankyou for asking!"

[Edinburgh74]

what any jelly??!!!

[MalouDK]

it's a huge slinky with barbed wire on it

lol

[sundawg911]

they should do a whole show about sex, lol because i always fall down laughing whenever i watch there sketches that deal with sexuality. lol. well i love so much with them. I adore these two and i wish i could see there tour in 08

[ash180587]

haha i agree

[SmellyCatSally]

lol this one's funny, but why is it the same as the 'the sex skit' they did, minus the setting?! it's weird, maybe they just did the other one later so it could be live or something. dunno. thanks for uploading this!!

[Purpleangel616]

omg..that is the best ending ever..."and remember, dont die of ignorance"

[ednadarhling]

How many hands is it please?

Thanks for this, i love it!

[jella18]

a common comdom LMFAO.. a it works b it is safe sex.. and c and d LOL

[freeloaner85]

Front bottom? lol?

[MinervaAshford]

ahah theres a clip of this live too xD

[angbang]

COMDOM!! AAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

[krimane]

very funny. love F&S

[dextrosien]

Hilarious! Thanks for posting it.

keep the faith,

dEx