WOMAN PUNCHES BEAR IN THE FACE TO SAVE DOG!!

[hahahahayaa]

God damn, if College kids know when its time to pull out, why cant you know United States?

[LotsOfLolz4Eva]

i kill in the name of the waffle. i hope thats not a problem.

[tripleJmovies]

Good god do I hate you, you Vblogging faggot.

[Shishinohono]

nice opening



[mrstaylautner27]

oh phil, you are one the most quotable youtubers

[skyrimftw59]

Diction must be warned, we have a bear abuser!!!!!

[WilsonRolandC]

courage wolf is pleased

[ImSooQuick]

Who else thought the girl who punched the bear in the face was the girl from R.J. Burger?

[thebeastlyvengeance]

thumps up if you fast forwarded to see a women punch a bear in the face

[steolian]

The last decent Republikan was Dwight Eisenhower. Republikanism today is nothing more than a personality disorder.

[Pir4te47]

Question: when are the Republicans ever not being assholes?

[TheRockwellJ]

@Pir4te47 a lot



[MrTMONEY7919]

Brook is a G lol

[XCWixslimxi]

Bear:holy shit I just got knocked the fuck out

[b4dconnection]

I hope I don't come off as a republican asshole, I just like to make sure we don't jump the gun and do something retarded. Anything too extreme one way or another, I'm gonna vote down that bitch.

[IHaveLackOfTalent]

Lol look at video response 'Inbreded dog sex'

[MeisHolister]

haha i have his same birthday

[Brucedad777]

actually my only real comment is wow Phil, what up with the potty mouth this go round man? re-listen to yerself bro. you basically dropped every word you could of man in six minutes. spirit of samuel L. jackson jump on ya? could ya clean it up a tad? i got younger teens that watch ya.

[midgetmashingpickle]

the rebubs bein assholes

[ebanksstudios]

this was uploaded on my birthday

[ATOMiCSKiLLZz]

''Douche bag wears own logo''

'Love it!'

[jonesy14sb]

Both?

[acidicfreind]

THE COOKIE MONSTER IS THE BEST OF THE POKEMANZ.

HA HA HA.

HO HO HO.

HE HE HE.

HU HU HU. SHWOP SHWOP SHWOP.

[alvaradoas1]

@ Flapsflippin

Hahaha I love vagina. That was great...

[Alv1nBlack]

Democrats annoy me and republicans thi k through things

[Alv1nBlack]

@threewolves98 you are a liberal who thinks the rich did everything wrong and that the poor guy who never tried to get a job

[boombangboosh]

@Alv1nBlack umad

[threewolves98]

The republicans are being worse than A-holes they are purposfully trying to destroy this country for personal gain

[flapsflippin]

I love vagina

[yellowlemonism]

hahaha

[KieaOfZion]

@MrOptomisticSocal- that makes no sense at all. I get that it's meant to be a wise observation, but it really makes no sense. Is it supposed to be a relativity thing?

[MrOptomisticSocal]

Without war there wouldn't be peace.

[LadyxOlivia]

Damn it, George Lucas!!!

[TuckerL1000]

so there ya go, dont kill people yeep

[cooldillydog123]

Haha

[nimaway14]

So there you go. Don't kill people. Yepp XD

[TheCherrySunshine]

QOTD- How about... BOTH?

[preflighthawk97]

thumbs up if yur relitives are over states doing work inthe deserts.

[bthellam]

Blame the tea party if you want. I'm one of them. We're not stupid. We're sick of both parties equally trading off being doormats and assholes. (And Phil, before you assume I support Michele Bachmann, let me say I do not. She annoys me and her gaffes aren't helping.)

[omarnol]

2:39-I heard he's also gonna re-release them in 3D...

[MrBenadams11]

Repubs a holes dems doormats. A holes beat door mats, sxephil beats aholes and doormatts don't do shiz.

[jameseichelisme]

i wouldve said fuck the dog

[jjhhkkify]

im not english, but i thumbed up ozzz55 anyway lol

[Creaturesinsideme]

That intro songs is kind of annoying...not hating but geez

[iamcoolstephen1234]

Dems are compromising. Republicans are being immature. They want to look tough so that they can have a good image. This will get them votes from their angry conservative voting base. They are the reason the debt ceiling wasn't raised and why Moody's and China downgraded our debt.

I am particularly blaming the Tea Party. They're stupid.

[iamcoolstephen1234]

QOTD: That's like killing in the name of The Onion.

[Mowenatl]

@Isaac7600 the US did not murder them in war tree is no such thing as murder. If the Muslims didn't attack the US first we would not be in this war. in m opinion I would simply take away there ability to fight. 1. Stop giving Pakistan 1B a year(which they prolly use to but weapons to fight us with)issue an 2. Make several collateral strikes on cities.(like what we did to japan in WW2)

QOTD:

Democrats are door mates and most should be kicked for corruptness(some republicans to)

[SkylineG35tuner]

republican are assholes. which makes you think because they kinda got us in this mess in the first place, so why the hell is their party symbol a elephant, and the demo an ass. btw I do not have any bias because I have not declared my party. I'm somewhere in the middle.

[shizzleman8]

@SkylineG35tuner Think of the crisis we're in as the fault of car sales people. GM didn't do anything wrong. It was greedy scumbags who made money by selling cars (money). They made money when cars got sold not when people paid them off. The people whose money was loaned wanted to have the money paid back to them. Do you loan money to people who you know can't or won't pay it back? Your "friends" will. They'll loan your money all day if they're making money whether it's repaid or not. 8)

[AmbassadorJediSpock]

"NOOOOO!"... oh god...

[isaac7600]

U.S. Soldiers are responsible for the murder of 600,000 Irakis since 2001, these are the facts, what you gotta say about that?

[differentandalike]

if you love WOMAN PUNCHES BEAR you will love YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

[jmontour2001]

Republicans being assholes

[Vanderford1701]

Their all doormats, their all assholes.

[MrPritchar]

2nd October

[damayer92]

BOTH.

[TRDEWH]

Repubs are assholes....:l

[Mmg3269]

Motherfucker GO! Lol...

[chikka5719]

I love that painting! thats sooo funny!

[AssassinsSw33d]

the decorates are getting cockslaped my the republicans. they need to man up and say " honey, i am ntgoing to the supermarket anymore.bitch please"

[theonlydudeyouneed]

 the kid slapped him,of course he got stabbed.

[Shuttheheckup735]

1:22 LAWL THE SOLDIER ON THE RIGHT

[KohaLy]

That Star Wars edit... Jesus christ I never, WHY.

[dragonrcr333]

wow Phillip is very annoying, i just wasted 6 minutes of my life because the title led me to believe some woman threw down with a bear, which as Phil rambled he did mention but only briefly.

[thehumancritic1]

In WW II 4,400 would die in a day, when you join the military you risk your life.

[unforeseen1233]

interior-ideas-design.c o m

[LTS1287]

Both parties are shit. They're just two heads of the same serpent. A no-party system is the way to go. Listen to what the candidates actually have to say and not what secret clubhouse they're a part of. Partisanship is completely retarded and does nothing but divide people. That woman that punched the bear is pretty damn brave. However, I'm not surprised the bear ran off. Bears are pretty lazy and don't wanna put up a fight for food. Just don't get anywhere near a cub.

[Revlis715]

Lol silly kids. Theyre all assholes and doormats. You know what party I like? The one that gives jobs to those who need them feeds the hungry and houses the homeless. Ya know the "way life should be" party.

[MYDIRTCAM]

Ed Koch bashing Obama on Fox News. Priceless.

[kela1able]

U the lol truth man real shit

[LoganRexus]

Stop bitching about George Lucas tweaking "Star Wars". Give it a year and he'll rerelease the unaltered versions on Bluray that you already have on DVD

[frankyagernull]

@LoganRexus didn't he already do that? I saw it on T.V

[threewolves98]

GOP=ASSHOLEx100000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000

[SuperBigfish10101]

Phil is being a door mate and a ass hole

[Arkanadra]

Democrats are idiots. Period.

[Rodgerdodgerize]

@Arkanadra lol and like Republicans are any better.

[SlimGinja]

Democrats r being doormats :P

[CadetSnickers1]

Phil, you make it impossible to go back to the Onion. You just know how to make me listen to stuff happening in the world!!

[ifuwantpeaceXwar]

phil is my only source for news.

he makes it at least mildly interesting

[outcastchrome07]

before i watch this video i just wanna say shes hot

[kellixiongstyle]

I would've done the same thing for my weiner dog!

[ozzz55]

QOTD: sorry I'm English

[Whitespirit0lvn]

Wife: "Go to the store and get groceries"

Disgruntled Husband: "I'm kinda tired, how about you go?"

Wife: "MUTHER FUCKER GO!"

[illusive8babe]

Wish there was someone like you in australia that i could follow Love Yo Face!

[seanmobar23]

It was actually more like.

"Hey I'm going to make a speech on wednesday, is that cool?"-Obama

"Actually we have a debate then, can you do it another day?"-Boehner "Sure, I'll do it Thursday"-Obama "Cool, thanks bro."-Boehner

But its more fun to report that they are being whiny bitches.

[jose8150548]

Gay

[grimmrheraldthefrenc]

@83184nuke "We really got fucked over by FDR & all is social welfare programs." Realy?? Realy?? You realy think we got fucked over because FDR tried to provide for the less fortunate like the government is supposed to? 

[thedude6290]

your to funny dude, keep up the good work

[VADERSF1ST501ST]

Leave the wars alone yea he shouldn't Fuck would the movies but what r u going to do about it

[MrGonzales0303]

Dude your fucking funny as hell....why have I not heard about you b4?

[Explosive221]

I like the girl who punched the bear-3 im in love XD

[beeteedubayoo]

John is the u

[beeteedubayoo]

Helloo I like pants

[fireflake1]

Democrats are asshole doormats. (compromise:)

[MadKiller799]

It does that because he's not going to talk for 6 minutes straight.

[phishin4redeye]

gotta agree with some of these folks... dem and rep are essentially the same demon, and i for one am getting sick and tired of voting for the less of two evils

[ynaxixala]

This is totally random, but did anyone else notice that the door in the background *magically* opens itself at 2:46 and then closes itself at 2:50?

[noli9999]

I'm from Kosovo and i say FUCK Arid....reasons:

1. It was america that helped us and saved us from Serbia and for him to go out and do this is just really STUPID... he most likely wouldn't be alive if it wasnt for america

and 2. IT IS NEVER REASONABLE TO KILL A MAN

[shadowgirl43421]

Boehner is pronounced "bay-nur."

[Rawego]

@shadowgirl43421 indeed. but BONER is some much more fun :))

[rebexxish]

2:43: door magically opens and closes 0.o

[SuzukiRid3r85]

Our government is shit. Fuck politics! They are running this country into the ground. Why cant we get another Abraham Lincoln or JFK?

[Loki9mm]

I don't know about the common question of the day but am I the only one who find phils widowspeek sexy?!

[Patriot7476]

Dems are driving the economy into the ground, and the Republicans are standing around with their thumbs up their ass and being dicks. Neither party gives a rat's ass about this country. All they care about is getting kickbacks from lobbyist and playing golf. The democrats are idiot Socialist and the Republicans are fascist pigs. Americans no longer have a representative government.

[datinamou]

1:23 the guy on the right side...

DERP

[madaksical]

republicans are usually assholes it the asshole side of the government the side that says you have to pay for everything and the true capitalism flag bearers, and yes democrats are being doormats its kinda synonymous with being the nice guy or caring about others one side always wants to push forward damn the losses and one stops to help others catch up , what the republicans have got to figure out is that we will advance and grow anyway but we dont have to do ....cont

[madaksical]

@madaksical cont everything so quickly we can take the time to mold our society into a beautiful thing we have the technology lol greed stiil everyones ultimate downfall

[bcvegas369]

2:46 door opens :O

[kpopshawol]

Screw democrats and republicans, Hello Kitty for president!

[chubrok77]

bazinga

[BugzRPpl2]

both.

[causedhope]

Aww Matty is cute (: >:D I'm Asian!

[nikliebster]

Republicans are being assholes. Democrats are caving in so that Obama doesn't look like an ass by not doing anything. So now the Republicans get what they want, everyone gets mad at Obama, and nothing good is happening to the nation.

[joenlindsay16]

The worst of that news other than the soldiers( may the fallen rest in peace and the ones who are still there come home soon and safe!-hubbs was infantry deployed for 18 months) is that Lucas is tampering with greatness again. It isnt broke, it was awesome, WTH??? My six year old son is going to be pissed, that is one of his favorite scenes!

[joenlindsay16]

Ignorance is bliss man. This is why I only pay attention to my own little world, however that may be the problem with Americans nowadays. oh well, at least you were funny and the news took only 7 entertaining minutes! thanks!

[lexy21ism]

both, democrates being doormats, republicans being asshole as always



[Lord0fCollision]

Lol u can ask for sex on the Internet?... Next thing u know u can pay for it! Haha...wait..

[loverlyflowers]

matty and i have the same birthday!

[hockeyrulesforever1]

Pick me. Please. Pick me.

[supercheney17]

"and also ladies, If you would like to have sex with him, thats cool too. Send a video response if you wanna have sex with Matty and maybe ill let you have sex with Matty. Because apparently i'm the controller of that according to me! "

lol your funny as hell! :)

[spot0the0stuffie]

BOTH!

[16voyeur]

Poster would make a cool T-shirt. Just found your show-new fan! Thanks.

[DarkMandalore]

Both parties are fucking retarded right now IMO. Need a party that takes the best of both worlds to the table and gets rid of the bad.

[starcrafter13terran]

They are being bitches.

[iGamer122]

anyone notice the door open and close between 2:45 and 2:49?

[atlandon]

god are you right about this war as a member of the army we are in it for all the wrong reasons right now we aren't even fighting anyone anymore that we were originally and i find it ridiculous my unit is over there right now the only reason i'm not is because my husband got me prego yea no war for me

[DudeGuyBroGuy]

War for the wrong reasons...i didn't know that democracy and being abel to stand on your feet was wrong..

[allanw13]

Doormats. and these doormats do not say "welcome", they say, "go ahead wipe your feet on us. we like it."

[therealALYS09]

I'm asian and I wanna do editor Matty!

[1thundercat100]

hey,listen i would for u watch the war on democracy-a documentary by chris martin,john pilger(6.2007) and let me know what u think

[DiamondDecoy]

I would totally punch a bear in the face if it had my dog in it's mouth. I might even punch it twice to feel extra bad ass.

[outofslumber]

@BelleLaughery

Fuck off Belle......end!

[outofslumber]

Politicians dont just compare cocks. They actively seek to fuck you, with said and very same "cocks"!

[bouncingskeleton]

as a star wars fan.

star wars fan & idiot are identical.

[thejourneybegins1]

6 of the most powerful videos on Youtube

see favorites on my channel

[kamalabuhenamostafa]

I told you actually what happened. Look at the bear n one second to the 24 yr lady. omg! 500lbs bear. The lady at once placed her in a safe distance n shouted- You fuckin shit bad bear. Put the puppy down now. Don u see the puppy is still a kid? Leave her, otherwise I will call the police. N they pushed u to the bush again.'

[MultiMitch666]

Lip sync wtf news!

[blast337]

brook collins should have done Falcon pUnch to that bear

[purplesduck]

Oh yeah packers one

[Stonemansteve]

It's Bay-ner Phil! Both

[Stonemansteve]

It's Bay-ner Phil!

[xX19nativepride88Xx]

google: juneau empire women punches a bear

only in alaska haha

[misconduct7898]

cool beanzzzz

[toxicthundersimbai]

Both

[grimmieadmirer96]

Actually, the democrats are asses...if you didn't notice, their icon is an ass!

[ifeelliketeehee]

@grimmieadmirer96 wow, you really have some good support behind that statement

[vR0RSCHACHv]

Black bears are pussies

[elvenlolita]

Both. Democrats are being doormats. Republicans are bullies and assholes. Facts.

[bighuskydog]

1,090 are dem doormats

[ImTheeAwsomeyest]

Brook is an Alaskan. Alaska girls kick butt.

[mes401166]

As always another great show, I like you'r style, and especially like the way you get under some people's skin. I am a hater troll. Also I refuse to talk about, but agree on you political viewpoints. Peace out.

[TheAstroJunky]

fuck George Lucas.

[mtbikermac]

the repubs are wiping their aholes on the doormats

[AeroPosttale]

Nasty bitch!

[LeadPhyc]

i have a question phil..... why is it that the girl punches a bear and saves her daog she is awesome..... but if she punches a bear and dies she is utterly stupid?

does being cool come down to stupid people getting lucky?

(for some cases. but there are just some really awesome people out there.)

[Realsiva]

That was funny. He said "Obama and congress" and then a CNN pop up for my iPad was like "Obama wraps up speech to congress"

[TabbTart]

I love all the hardcore republicans that commented on this. "obama sucks" "derp herp"

[Aeds17]

nice painting, Im Canadian so i don't know anything about(aboot) your politics

[awesome1231995]

lol

[LizaLoveful]

You are a genius. <3