"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" Halo Scene

[MichaelSG13]

So is Drew SlingBlade?

[Wednesday4621]

@MichaelSG13 yes Drew is Slingblade

[nickallon07]

@MichaelSG13 no shit

[MKOKENY1]

hey deathgod FUCK YOU

[deathgod7432]

@MKOKENY1 okay

[marsshepard]

the moveies not that funny but the book is much better. the two best scenes in the movie are this and the other slingblade scene where hes showing some girl's younger brother how to play with action figures.

[rahma4]

@marsshepard

Some girls son*'

but w/e

[helium1616]

DUDE that chair is tank!

[rmackenzie0112]

LOL "pick up that energy sword one more time and i'm going to rape you with it"

[schwartzy2600]

am i the only one who thought i want that chair?

[twon1610]

im really inthe mood for a pancakewich rite now!

[ChargersLVII]

Okay, here's how I see it. It's rape if one person is drunk, and the other is sober. It's consensual if both parties are drunk, or sober. Aside from that, I want to see this movie, purely because with all the people saying it sucks, it must be pretty damn decent. Besides, people said the hangover was good, and that movie blew.

[mhappletech]

And that, ladies and gentlemen is why we don't allow retarded people to argue on the internet. Also, if "retard" offends you, try "fucking bat-shit crazy". Great book. Read it, lent it to friends, book went to 23 states and 2 countries. Could have bought like 6 more copies but hey, what the fuck you gonna do about.

[RighteousRepublican]

How could you possibly be discussing ethics? People who watch this movie either like it because they enjoy potentially offensive humor or they hate it because their vagina is bleeding.

[RockyHooligan]

or they agree with the rest of us that anyone with the name 'RighteousRepublican' on youtube is a sexually-retarded 22-year old virgin with a oedipal complex and a hard on for Rush Limbaugh.

[RighteousRepublican]

Well you're gay.

[RockyHooligan]

except i'm not. and I put myself in front of bullets in the war that you cheered on with the GOP.

when you're 50 years old, tearfully recalling (in your quiet, solitary moments) that you didn't have the fuckin eggs to stand up and be counted fighting a war you thoughtfully masturbated to on your flat-screen, remember that it was because you were a fuckin coward and some gays in uniform were serving while you nittered away your days pining for ann coulter in oedipal-inspired cubicle fantasies.

[RighteousRepublican]

Well it's too bad you didn't die.

Why the hell would I cheer on any war fought by the US? How do I profit from a dead pile of muslim civilians? I find it hilarious that you would mention ann coulter because the only reason you fought was so that someone else could profit from your blood. It's the heart of capitalism buddy! Our greatest export is death.

You feel worth more now that you've shot some "Haj"? Well trust me buddy, you're not. Hope that pension lasts a while you tool.

[RockyHooligan]

When you're 50 years old and your grandkid is looking up at your wrinkled face and drooping jawline, you'll be able to say, 'Kid, back when guys were putting their testicles on the table and taking the chance at death to show they stood for something, your grandpappy was posting on the internet and picking arguments with a guy with a Master's in International Conflict and a purpose to his life. Now pull the trigger for me, kid. My arms are too short for this rifle and sweet death awaits me.'

[RighteousRepublican]

You know what, for some reason when you said ann coulter, I thought of Ayn Rand, so that last comment probably didn't make any sense, but I would bang Ann Coulter.

[RockyHooligan]

And you WOULD bang Anne Coulter. She's post-op transexual, you fag. Her adam's apple is bigger than your dick, twiggy.

[RighteousRepublican]

So out of my own curiosity, what exactly do YOU believe in? I assumed you were one of those pricks who joined the military because you couldn't figure out what to do with your life.

[RockyHooligan]

You assumed that because you're fuckin stupid.

I joined the military because if you plan on working in policy circles, you have to understand that real people are on ground. It's no fuckin joke- you can't push pieces around on a map without understanding what happens when the policy goes wrong.

And my life was set before- like I said, I have a post-grad education. You're free to come suck on my dick and see if you can get some of my essence to sit in your body long enough to attract a mate.

[RighteousRepublican]

Stupid? Please. The majority of kids who jump into the military do it because

a) They think the military will pay for their womans studies degree

b) They've no direction in their life

Congratulations on not landing in those categories, hope you don't kill any pieces.

[RockyHooligan]

And you know this how? Because you didn't have the stones to serve. You've seen some documentaries? Nice effort- fail, though.

You have a long life as a has-been ahead of you. All those dreams you have of running some great Fortune 500 business? Let me do you a favor: your ass is going to be polishing my shoes and sucking my dick for quarters on the lower east side in 10 years. Your frat-boy days will leave you desperate and alone and your daily call-ins to talk radio will be your penultimate.

[RighteousRepublican]

You have some self-validation issues huh? Why the hell would I want to sign my soul away to the government? And why can't you accept the fact that the majority of the people you tell where to die are misguided kids who didn't know what they signed up for?

Fuck, everyone in the ROTC program here are trying to get degrees to get a position where they wont be shot.

Also, you're a bit off with your baseless assumptions about myself. Swing again?

[RockyHooligan]

First of all, FUCK ROTC. If that's your idea of the military, that's probably why you're all fucked up on what reality of life is in here.

Second, you have yourself a problem, too- you don't sound at all like a Republican. Methinks you created the GOP identity for yourself because where you come from, GOP means 'tough, guy-oriented, no taxes, love my guns'. That's fuckin stupid. The GOP is worse than the dems because they fuck you in the ass without telling you it's coming.

[RighteousRepublican]

I don't count myself among any particular political group. The name I have on this account is a parody to me and also flame bait. Successful flame bait apparently.

[RockyHooligan]

Bullshit.

[RockyHooligan]

Those ROTC faggots? Going to be checked really quick by an enlisted man- with no degree. By the way, I went enlisted even with my degrees. Because to lead men, you have to know how it is to stand among em. Those ROTC fags you see? They'll learn real quick that Army life is more than wearing ACUs and trying to get bitches. They're not Army. Not yet.

And if they're trying to get in where they won't be shot, I hope they do. I don't want them leading my fuckin platoon if they're fuckin cowards.

[RighteousRepublican]

My roomate went through basic and did inform me that ROTC is pretty bitch compared to real training. But then, I hear you can't fire live rounds in basic anymore because too many fools stood up and you can't play with bayonets because of a shanking that went down in a quarrel between cadets.

The military is a bit over-romanticized I think. At least among the public.

[RockyHooligan]

I'm always entertained by people who have opinions on the military who haven't served. Guys like you claiming freedom of speech to have an opinion on the military simply because it's in the news. Would I have a right to criticize an electrician? No, I'm not an electrician. So what makes you capable of criticizing the military.

And I think you believe it's 'a bit over-romanticized' because deep down you're ashamed you don't have the guts to do it. Never romanticize war. War is not cool. Period

[RighteousRepublican]

Well, I probably don't have the guts to do it. If I were to enter the military and go through rigorous training, I may be conditioned to kill and survive on a battle field. But killing is something I wouldn't enjoy. I don't believe that any death by war is acceptable, at least on a mass scale of morality. And that belief is portrayed in my occupation choice. I'm looking for a medical degree in trauma surgery.

[RockyHooligan]

War in the 21st century is about avoiding killing, not killing. The less effort you expend on killing while building relationships with the people you protect. You protect the population to win their respect and trust.

[luigiK1]

why dont you righteous republican and you rocky hooligan exchange addresses so you can meet up and fuck each other stupid c,mon you guys are in love

[timson88]

@luigiK1 hell, i'll even pay for the bus tickets for them to meet up

[jvdthwip]

Of course you have the right to criticize an electrician, but he'll just think you're an idiot, simple as that.

[RockyHooligan]

To continue on (I don't want to ignore your points):

I broke my bayonet in basic. We still use bayonets. You said the key word: 'hear'. You're listening to the wrong fuckin people. Cadets are at West Point. They have nothing to do with reg army. We go to basic training. They go to whatever it is they call West Point (ring-knocker academy for the wannabe-smart).

You're right on ROTC: ROTC is fuckin homo. Students playing army and wearing fatigues to look tough. Fags with no rank.

[RighteousRepublican]

Sorry for critiquing your position. I usually open up an argument on youtube with a volley of insults.

[RockyHooligan]

Me, too. No worries. I'm a bit of a firestarter myself.

[SarcasmxAWayofLife]

He is Slingblade. And the only great part of the movie. Book wins.

[pethcir]

Is this guy suppose to be 'Slingblade'? I hope not.

[bad01neon]

yes this is slingblade....and he is more true to character in the movie later on

[DStat19]

@pethcir Yes, his names drew in the movie though. Im almost certain hes based off of slingblade from the book though.

[bowmanjoshua]

I feel like dad just took Ol' Yeller out back and shot him. Wtf did this clip become a fuckin' ethical dilemma? The country collectively changes it's opinion so fast, it won't matter what this video, or the movie itself, promoted. Let's enjoy the movie and pray fact won't copy fiction. Safe sounds better than sorry, but a productive member of this country isn't going to become a rapist based on a movie by a law-school frat boy. Give people credit. This clip is as dangerous as Y2K

[SlyClay117]

Drew: "Arghargh, fucker!"

[TrailerTrashThorne]

if you didnt find this movie fuckin rofl-funny then you honestly just worry about what people think about you too much

[deathgod7432]

the movie really wasn't that funny

[TrailerTrashThorne]

sorry i was high when i said that, yea honestly it waasnt even a shadow of the book, but i just find people bein dicks funny bro

[deathgod7432]

okay trailer trash

[viper1966]

@deathgod7432

It was not meant to be that funny, more about personal growth

[deathgod7432]

@viper1966 your telling me that this movie wasnt meant to be a comedy? okay i think your wrong

[viper1966]

@deathgod7432

Of course I am wrong, you have never lived that life( I Think).

He had the balls to spill it out there, albeit a tad twisted but it is all true.

This was meant to be a reflection of a life, Will Ferrell can provide you with the laughs.

[deathgod7432]

@viper1966 i dont know about that.

they were making a lot of jokes.

[Stubbyjuan]

@deathgod7432

ok... 9 months later you're still "arguing" your point on the internet.

Let it go.

[deathgod7432]

@Stubbyjuan its a comedy right? viper1966 thinks its supposed to be a documentary. 

[MinhYD]

@deathgod7432 It's based on a true story. A guy wrote about it in his autobiography and they made it into this movie.

[krazykelley092]

@MinhYD It's not an autobiography, it's a collection of awesome drinking stories crammed together.

[krazykelley092]

@viper1966 Except he still lives this life. Read the goddamn books. His whole purpose is to do stupid, asinine, selfish shit, and then provide us with laughs.

[BrentonSteinhilber]

...Or it's simply just not your taste in humor... You know, because that happens too...

[Xbooox360]

construct

[hazzey186]

Saying a woman who gets drunk isn't able to give consent to sex is a slippery slope. What's next? Not responsible for killing someone while driving drunk?

[gonjinetik]

Oh, so you're arguing getting drunk before sex is equal to reckless disregard for the lives of people? Who's trivializing rape?

[hazzey186]

Both are bad decisions made under the influence, and could be catagorized as reckless behavior with possible negative results. (pregnancy, STD's, HIV). In both cases, nothing could happen, but both are risky behavior. "equal to reckless disregard "? Yes, what if the drunk person has AIDS, and in their impaired judgement doesn't tell their partner? Just because you're impaired doesn't absolve you from the consequences of your actions. Rape is a terrible offense, getting drunk and having sex isn't

[BattDubb]

its against the law to fuck someone w/out telling them u have aids right?

[gonjinetik]

Bullshit. Stop comparing FUCKING RAPE to being irresponsible with your sexuality. No one's arguing absolution from consequences except you

."What if the drunk person has AIDS...?"

Well, then the other would get those AIDS. Duh? They shouldn't go out to hook-up if they have AIDS in the first place. And they're probably not gonna.Also, AIDS is not something in the back of your head. It's a killer, and people have it on their mind 24/7. Shove your "what-if's "up your ass.

[hazzey186]

When the fuck did I say getting drunk is an absolution from consequences? I think you misread my first statement. I get it that being irresponsible is nothing like being a victim of rape. What I'm saying is that the arguement that some have that a woman can't give consent to sex while intoxicated is bullshit. It's a risky behavior, not a crime such as rape.

Just so we're clear, I dissagree that a drunk woman can't consent to sex.

[dudemandude999]

ITT: faggots who didn't realise Tucker Max was misogynistic and encouraged a rape culture until some fat lesbian told them.

[bowmanjoshua]

that's nice. in the leaked script, he's playing "a Grand Theft Auto-style game," beating up hookers and such. But this is great, works nicely.

[dasnowleopard]

Just watched this move... hilarious!!

[wipeitoffontile]

Tucker: "What are you doing?"

Drew: "Punishing unethical behavior"

Tucker: "...Yeah alright well im coming to get you, were going drinking!"

Awesome...

[vivalaalise]

I love Jesse in this movie... met him at the L.A. premier... Super nice guy... Loves his Newcastle =)

[crazyfool619]

this movie isn't playing anywhere around me. fuck..

[Trawn666]

Pick up that energy sword one more time and I'm going to rape you with it haha