Virgil Simms singing Redneck Heaven on Fernwood Tonight

[Stoplightcity]

Last spring, I found DVDs of Fernwood 2Night on Amazon and ordered the entire series. I thought it was the funniest thing on TV at the time and this clip is truely a classic. Virgil was absolutely my favorite character. "Know whut I mean?"

Thanks for posting!

[redhairedhoney]

one of the best shows ever

[lindalegs23]

I tried cleaning up the Audio with Audacity and GarageBand, here's my best guess at the lyrics (Part II):

I like biscuits with my gravy I like Wanda's hair wavy Nehi sodas true confessions and beer I like glitters on my Chevy I like necking hot and heavy Under the bridge at old '64 Shooting pinball at the truck stop winding down and shifting gears Redneck Heaven to me is right here

I got a pair a dice a-hangin' from the mirror in my Ford. STP stickers stuck everywhere. Wa-haa!

[milquest]

@lindalegs23 That's awesome, thanks! :)

[lindalegs23]

@milquest - You're welcome. :)



[lindalegs23]

I tried cleaning up the Audio with Audacity and GarageBand, here's my best guess at the lyrics (Part I):

Redneck heaven is you in my back seat with my RC, my CB and Moon Pie I don't smoke no dope I prefer RC to coke Like my whiskey and my dog and my mom I got a pair of dice hanging from the mirror in my Ford STP stickers stuck everywhere I use Brylcream on my hair I slick it down to keep it there Roll my Lucky Strikes up in my sleeve

[sammyc98]

Thanks for contributing...I've tried to get the rest of those lyrics over and over, but I just can't understand those last few...so any help would be appreciated.

Funny stuff!

[milquest]

(Near complete lyrics, post any corrections - part 3)

I got a pair a dice a-hangin' from the mirror in my Ford. STP stickers stuck everywhere. Wa-haa!

(Sorry for the mess with the comments, I kept messing up, lol)

[milquest]

(Near complete lyrics, post any corrections - part 2)

I don't smoke no dope. I prefer RC to Coke. Like my whiskey, and my dog and my mom. I got a pair a dice a-hangin' from the mirror in my Ford. STP stickers stuck everywhere. I like (?) on my (?). Like my neckin' hot and heavy, under the bridge at old '64. Shootin' pinball at the truckstop. Winding down and shifting gears. Redneck heaven, to me, is right here. I don't smoke no dope. I prefer RC to Coke. Like my whiskey, and my dog and my mom.

[sammyc98]

Please fill in the blanks or make corrections (Part 2 of 2) Thanks I like biscuits with my gravy I like women's hair wavy Nehi sodas.................. I like on my I like necking hot and heavy Under the bridge at old '64 Shooting pinball at the truck stop winding down and shifting gears Redneck Heaven to me is right here

[milquest]

@sammyc98 Awesome! I didn't know about Nehi soda, that clears that one up, lol. I'm almost certain though, he says before that "I like Wanda's hair wavy." When I watch his mouth that seems to fit better than "women's". So now, the only thing I'm missing is still that tricky part when he first starts hamboning at 2:02! I'll go ahead and post what I have.

[sammyc98]

Please fill in the blanks or make corrections. (Part 1 of 2) Thanks! Redneck heaven is you in my back seat with my RC, my CB and Moon Pie I don't smoke no dope I prefer RC to coke Like my whiskey and my dog and my mom I got a pair of dice hanging from the mirror in my Ford STP stickers stuck everywhere I use Brylcream on my hair I slick it down to keep it there Roll my Lucky Strikes up in my sleeve

[milquest]

Erg! I've *almost* gotten all the lyrics figured out I'm just hung up by two parts: 1:36 "Knee-high ?" and 2:02 "I like ? on my ?"

Anyone out there who knows a lot about rednecks that can figure those bits out? lol ^^

[littlebit19801]

I loved this show when I was a little kid, I thought it was a real ACTUAL talkshow, not a spoof of one lol/

[milquest]

lol, I think I just found my new favorite Varney vid. I love it when he sings, even when he's playing a dopey character XD

[WinstonsPapa]

Thia was when TV was worth watching! I voted for Barth Gimble for President!

[InDeAskY1]

Jim Varney had a nice voice.

[sweettooth80]

lol good song