Mega Man X1: The Nothing Challenge - Sigma's Hell Tower

[9000toby]

dr. wahwee

[n1g3ld34c0n]

^____^

Coming soon to a cinema near you: Nothing Challenge II: Revenge of the Bad Voice Acting!

Starring:

The Randomite King

Co-starring:

Mega Man X

Zero

Vile

Sigma

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Extras:

Launch Octopus

Armored Armadillo

Boomer Kuwanger

Chill Penguin

Flame Mammoth

Storm Eagle

Sting Chameleon

Spark Mandrill

Bospider

[BohepansTheThird]

Featuring the Voice Talents of: Randomite King The King (Of Hyrule) Princess Zelda Sir Not Appearing In This Film Some Guy From A Zoo Steve Irwin (may he rest in peace) An Angry Nerd (but not of video games?) Mad Si (Madness! [LAME!]) Dr. Right...er, Light KUNG-FU CUT MAN! YAH!! Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Sonic The Effing Hedghog ("That's NO good!!") Doctor Ivo Rrrrobotnik ("I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!!") [cont'd]

[BohepansTheThird]

PINGAS Man (Wily's last surviving robot)

The Spirit of Roll-chan

That guy who does movie trailers (may he also rest in peace)

Rob Reiner

And...

MICHAEL JACKSON ("Aaooww!!")

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Directed by:

The Randomite King

Written by:

The Randomite King

Based on:

Mega Man X (insert MMX1 release date here)

Special thanks to:

Capcom, for creating the Mega Man X series

The Randomite King, for being so random

Rosie Deacon, for suggesting the order in which the Mavericks are defeated

[BohepansTheThird]

People Who Told Me To Thank Them:

Rosie (I'm kidding XD)

Produced By RANDOMITE KING PRODUCTIONS.

ALL RIGHTS, LEFTS, AMENDINGS, PROVISIONS, MENENDEZ BROTHERS, CONTRACTS, LEGAL PRECEDENTS, RESIDENTS OF PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED INDICIA, AND KUPO NUTS, RESERVED.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Praise for "Mega Man X2: The Bad Voice Acting Returns":

"The funniest adaptation of Mega Man X2 I've ever seen."

"Epic lulz for all!"

"That voice acting wasn't BAD, it was HILARIOUS in the best way possible!"

"The speed-ups and slow-downs during the first take of Wheel Gator's stage had me in tears; I was laughing so hard."

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Bonus features for the DVD & Blu-Ray release:

Outtakes

Mega Man X2 Special: Getting That Damn X-Buster Upgrade (with commentary from the Randomite King) (previously unreleased material, not included on Mega Man X2: The Bad Voice Acting Returns DVD\Blu-Ray release)

Nothing Challenge I Boss Rush

Adam Schwartze Fails Power Hour: Launch Octopus

[Ghengis1221]

No offense, but you are really bad at this game.

[BohepansTheThird]

Have YOU ever played through Mega Man X1 while NEVER using Special Weapons, never picking up Heart Tanks or Sub Tanks, and never receiving upgrades (outside the one Zero gives X)?

Video or it never happened.

By the way, find someone else to flame. Some call me a Mega Man X1 God. The least you could do is show me a drop of respect for the work I've done, the proof being in my MMX1 Nothing Challenge boss videos.

Oh, and, have a nice day. Please.

[vietkevi]

LOL MEGA MAN X1 GOD, LOL yur full of it, ive seen other vids where the player doesnt take any damage

[mktranma]

At first I thought he was bad...why wasn't he dashing...then I noticed X had no upgrades. 'Oh Snap'

[Ghengis1221]

What makes him so bad is that he cannot time the invincibility period well, he could've easily cleared that corridor in under a minute.

[BohepansTheThird]

All of you, go, now. Any more argument over this, I'll block and delete without warning. I'm not kidding.

Your arguments are so sadly baseless that it's not even funny.

I NEVER CLAIMED PERFECTION. SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME THAT TITLE. THAT'S JUST THEIR OPINION. ALL I DO IS PLAY THE GAME MY WAY. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, EITHER GIVE A DECENT ARGUMENT WITH RESPECT, OR SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE MY CHANNEL.

There. That so hard, strangers?

[FinalRound]

Hah! Those wall cannons didn't want to let you pass, did they?

Well, you got through it in the end. That's the important thing...

[BohepansTheThird]

Let's hope I can do it again, when I take this challenge on again in full earnest. @_@

[FinalRound]

You've done it once, you can do it again.

Fight on, so-called Randomite King, and never give up on your challenges...

[BohepansTheThird]

"So-called", indeed! @_@ I never claimed or even created this title...it was given me by another. All I can do is attempt to live up to the expectations.

[FinalRound]

Really? Hmm, that's interesting.

Who gave you this title?

[BohepansTheThird]

By now, I can no longer recall...I guess it really was just that long ago.

[FinalRound]

I see. That is a shame. Perhaps you have become so used to the title that it isn't 'just' a title. It's a part of you now, and whoever first gave it you doesn't matter.

[BohepansTheThird]

Well, at least in the sense that it's what everyone calls me now. But the person, I should imagine, whomever they are, does of course still matter, at least as a person.

Yes, I'm over thinking this. Ha.

[FinalRound]

Hmm, I suppose so. Oh well...

^_^

[BohepansTheThird]

Penny's worth of perhaps pointless free advice.

Don't take anyone for granted...especially your friends. Because one day, they could be gone...

[FinalRound]

Thanks for the advice. I had a feeling you were going to say something like that.

And I know what you mean. A similar situation has happened to me.

[BohepansTheThird]

"Had a feeling" I would, huh? In my defense, it's not like I natural emit random 24/7, or anything...heh.

Aah. Sorry. It's just. Right now, there's a friend I haven't heard from in a few days. I promised her I wouldn't worry about her. But I can't help missing her anyway.

Anyway, nevermind that, it's good to know I'm not the only one that holds with such an ideal.

[FinalRound]

That is a shame. I hope you hear from her soon. Still, if it's only been a few days, I'm sure you can hold out a little longer.

As I said, I once had a similar problem.

A friend had to leave and live in a different country for a long time before I was ever able to meet him again. It was a sad time, but it is all over now.

I'm sure you'll feel much better once it is all over, too.

[BohepansTheThird]

Truly so, we must be strong, for those we care about. They...would not want us to be sad.

[FinalRound]

Just what I was thinking. I'm glad you feel the same way.

[BohepansTheThird]

Sometimes, it's all we can do...

[FinalRound]

If you think that is the case, you obviously have a good mind. Continue to act this way, and I think you will in good hands for now.

[BohepansTheThird]

It'd normally not be a problem, since you could just zoom right on up with charged Chameleon Sting's weapon (or charged Armored Armadillo's weapon, if you're crafty enough, although I believe it's completely inferior to the former method).

I think it's mostly, at least partly, this challenge. Heh.

[dmorley100]

This reminds me of the 1st time I played Megaman X1.

[SirenWulf]

So much reading. @.@

[ButterflyxAngel]

Oh gawd...I remembering climbing that @.@..And the enemies that keep popping back up agian...LIKE ZOMBEHS! O.O Oh the horror...the HORROR!

[chisenone]

Yay! It's coming back! This really frustrated me when I tried it.

[theprimerib]

madness, THIS...IS..MMX

gawd, i could barely do this tower using chameleon sting.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Jesus Christ. This is appropriately named Hell.

[BohepansTheThird]

I think this is the most challenging stage segment in this, well, challenge. It's even harder than some of the bosses, and that's saying something.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Yeah, really! I was getting pissed at those wall enemies just by watching this...

I can't imagine actually doing this myself!

[BohepansTheThird]

I attempted this challenge on the Mega Man X Collection. Got all the way to Bospider in a single sitting, so, I feel it's definitely doable off emulator, thus without Save States. But Bospider may only be for those blessed with infinite patience...

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

I'm certainly not a guy with infinite patience. Once I start messing up at something, I get frustrated and continue to mess up until i throw the controller at the wall. So... yeah.

This is off-topic, but you should never change your icon. I love the King.

[BohepansTheThird]

For as long as people still call me "The Randomite King", I shall not let my icon be changed. XD

And believe me, I'm surprsed I didn't start cursing - I was under pressure too, what with the whole family in the room watching a DVD...oooog. xD @_@;

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Wow, the whole family, huh? Hahaha. Pressure! I can't intensely focus on a game when people are watching. It's weird.

You know something? It's quite sad to say, but my first Megaman game was Battle Network White... but I've expanded my collection since then. But I had no idea what Megaman was all about at first.

[BohepansTheThird]

Oh no, they weren't even paying attention to me, and I had my headphones on. But if I had given in and screamed obscenities, I'd have been like, screwed for life. xD

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Yeah, my family doesn't know that I curse... at all. The worst I've said around them is crap. Hahaha. They think they know everything about me, but they have no idea. I've been in love for the past 5 weeks and they thought I was over it after the first 3 days. O.o

[BohepansTheThird]

Hell, I've been in love four times - they only knew about two, one they didn't know until like, a year after it started...

The one I love now, they wouldn't know she existed if she walked through the front door...granted, unlikely, but if it did happen. x_x

Heh, but yeah, my family is quite out of the loop - been that way since I got the internet, since I knew they wouldn't understand - never did understand me before, after all. Yet they STILL think they do...

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Exactly... they don't know about half of my life. Especially my YouTube life. Unfortunately, I have nobody in ym real world that I can talk to about my passion for YouTube Poops and The Fresh Prince of Six Flags... haha.

They have no idea how uneducated in the art of the interwebs they are. They don't even know what a lolcat is.

And my asshole brother keeps pestering me about my love situation, because he thinks its just a "crush"... and he doesn't even know what love feels like!

[BohepansTheThird]

They always do...they think they know, but that's how love is. "NO ONE can tell you that you're in love. You just feel it. Through and through. Balls to bones." ...as The Oracle in The Matrix once said.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Using movie quotes in everyday life... that's just pure win! If any of them were relevant, I would totally use a Zoolander quote right now. That's my favorite movie of all time. I've seen it over 20 times, have it on DVD and on iPod, and I just watched it again today, in fact. I love that movie religiously.

Hah, I'll just throw in a quote anyways.

"Did you ever think that there is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" - Ben Stiller

Not relevant, but awesome.

[BohepansTheThird]

xD I actually use movie, tv, and even video game quotes in real life all the time. Famiyl members STILL stare at me like I'm insane, sometimes. But I do sometimes manage to get a laugh, too.

"...NO?" ~ Mario in response to that question

XDDDD

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

NICE ONE!

Next time someone asks me if I brought a light...

I never use quotes like the in real life. No one knows what the f*ck I'm talking about. And what makes it worse is when they unknowingly set me up! Like one time, our family got invited to a big dinner party of my parents' friends. As we were driving up the hill, my brother said EXACTLY: "I wonder what's for dinner?" I burst out laughing and everyone thought I was crazy. I then said, "How does Octorok sound?" They had no clue...

[BohepansTheThird]

Aw man...around me, you'd be in good company O_O.

"Great! I'll grab my stuff!"

"There is no time! Your PINGAS is enough!"

[BirthOfParadise]

Yeah... I wish I knew all my YouTube friends in real life! THAT'D BE AWESOME!

And next time I catch my brother looking through my books in my room, I'll say...

"Snooping as usual, I see?"

With enunciation on the PING and the AS.

[BohepansTheThird]

I imagine a response of 'I'm the older brother. I can do what I want.'

"Screw the rules, I HAVE MONEY."

And throw Monopoly money everywhere. XDDD

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

I totally replied to you on the wrong account.

That's my old account I never use. I just logged on real quick to check any messages and I forgot to log out. D'oh.

[BohepansTheThird]

...I had just gotten so used to this exchange, I didn't even notice; I merely assumed it was still you, without looking at the screen name. XDDD Oops ?

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Haha, yeah.... same thing would've happened to me.

How did you know he's an older brother? I didn't say that, did I? Well it's kind of obvious, because older brothers tend to be assholes, while younger brothers are more of nuisances.

Do you have an older brother too?

[BohepansTheThird]

Holy crap, you caught me making a huge assumption, OOPS. Didn't mean to, sorry. ^_^;;

I'm actually an only child. This may be a good thing, actually...my stupid step-cousins terrorized me enough, as a kid...

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Don't be sorry! My description of him did make him seem older rather than younger.

Step cousins, hm? I have 2 step cousins that I've never met and don't know the names of. My Uncle just married a woman with 2 kids.

But honestly, I would despise being an only child! My brother is sometimes fun to have around... SOMETIMES. It would be boring without him though.

I think I'm gonna go to bed now... it's 1 am, and I'm sleepy.

But one last thing. I've forgotten to say...

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY!

[BohepansTheThird]

At least you didn't give me a pinch to grow an inch. *rim shot?*

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Say what!?

Random!?

[BohepansTheThird]

That's impossible!

OMGWTFBULLSHITNOOOOOOOOOO.

"It's official. That...was...OUTSTANDING."

Ligga la ligget! O_O! As Kabal or somebody once said.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Shia LaBeouf.

MMMM?

[BohepansTheThird]

Come back when you're a MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MM­M LITTLE RICHARD!

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

R2-D2 has money.

IS HE RICHARD

[BohepansTheThird]

Little Richard!

He's such a scamp!

*cue Robot Chicken static*

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

It's alive!

What is this? A contest? Sparta? I think not!

I do enjoy a cup of tea now and then. Orange pineapple

[BohepansTheThird]

And I like swords.

*shot*

...wrong reference. >.>;

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Your sword is enough.

Enough!

Enough.

My sh!t sails in the morning...

Off topic: I was driving down my canyon to get a bite to eat, and apparently there is some music festival or something going on... cars were parked all across the road, and 80% of them are illegally parked and are definitely going to get towed. It was a bunch of cockadookie!

[BohepansTheThird]

Damn YouTube, it lost my comment. Assholes not wanting to post anything... x_x

Anyway. "Bullfuck", maybe even? XD?

And the FCC was trying to say "F*beep* you!"

...Great! I'll grab my PINGAS!

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

I realized that your XD was so unconfident in itself that it required a question mark following it.

I'm disappointed in your PINGAS... the world's only rabbit doctor!

[BohepansTheThird]

Fuck you, Baltimore!!

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

The proper term is hello.

[BohepansTheThird]

All I have for you is A BAD DEAL. A CAR THAT BREAKS DOWN.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

I would kill myself over it!

I'll show YOU some funny tricks!

[BohepansTheThird]

But I don't want a Shoryuken!

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Then you want your ASS handed to ya!?

Or how about a Hadoken?

[BohepansTheThird]

I was thinking of a SSSSSSSSONIC BOOM!!, myself.

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

From Teen Titans or Sonic CD? Your choice.

Well... it's kinda dark, and I didn't bring a light, and that oughta do it... so I'm going to bed for the night.

[BohepansTheThird]

Sonic Boom, sonic boom, sonic boom~

Trouble keeps you runnin faster~

Aaaand okiday then. You take care, and don't lose that random! You're a good man, and the Randomite Kingdom could use more o' dems.

[gongon1050]

Wow, I got frustrated at the beginning and i was only watching the video...that seems so bs'd for difficulty if they have the wall enemies auto-respawn.

[Mew117]

I remember this all too well, dash jumping off the wall can help though I can't exactly remember if you can in x1.

[BohepansTheThird]

That's part of the challenge - Dash is an upgrade, and those are prohibited.

[Mew117]

right, dang I want to try this now. *runs to game system*

[nsaneone]

Yeah, it's very frustrating when you scroll off the screen and some of the enemies respawn.