How to be a Professional Television

[mint83]

Love this guy.

"yeah, I've done this a hundreds of times"

[spacestation314]

We're in Pos!Angeles!. theres no "P" in Los Angeles that made me laugh the hardest

[gbraae]

S-Pots!!!! lolololol

[rgautier]

Help - I can't breathe! Laughing too hard! OUCH!

[WealthWithVitoria]

You Are AMAZING ZACH! Love at first sight!

Vitoria

[jesperjesper123]

OMG This is horrible!

[rosselhauff]

SUH-POTS!

[BarabyAnimation]

xD That was absolutely hilarious!

Can't believe I haven't seen your videos before.

[blahblahblahblha303]

I knew it was rooster teeth before he said it by the back lawn.

Kinda weird.

[Kentertainer]

Zach! How come I haven't seen this before now? Too funny...especially to your fellow performers/producers with disabilities! :-)

[daziya11]

That was genius.

Trolling to the max! Hahaha!

[ItsToshBetch]

I want you to come live in my house and tell me things everyday.

[thewrtingwriter]

I think I found Cabooses Brother...Would make a great segway into a flashback in an episode

[AmericanPresident08]

new sub.

[TheIndrasNet]

do want me to say cerebral?

[TheIndrasNet]

<3

[StojaTricks]

Hohoho very nice guy !!! Thank u for get me the first smile of the day :-)

[Arcidev1]

I kept waiting for Joel to replace him in the booth

[oldrockfan]

Hey Zach, you should really consider that theme song Josh from FinishLine wrote for your show. Seeing that clip from John Mayer inspired Josh to write it for you and the entire band totally supports you and hope you like it.

[blix1ms0ns]

Are you sure they aren't making fun of him?

[AutumnDevi]

@blix1ms0ns ...I really don't think so. Both those guys (Marchall and Chris) were in a web show with him before, it just seems like friends messing around. Believe it or not, having a physical disability doesn't exempt someone from having friends.

[tehsmarty]

this guy is awesome

[garryg15]

@tehsmarty hi smarty :D

[LetsPlayMediaUK]

Headphones... being worn back to front... why am i so irritated?

[Allie2Squared]

This man is Ace! I love him!

[Allie2Squared]

Also... did he say baby beer?! WKYK Reference!

[erks8284]

When can you watch this show?

[Electronicbard6]

Heey, I wasn't aware of this. Great XD XD XD

[ChristophDX]

A friend of mine made out with Kris' (the nobody) girlfriend. He was a sport about it!

[Aeshir2]

SURFING

[TheWycombeGirl]

check out my new video

[Cjmambo33]

check out my channel!

[Yeowie69]

@Cjmambo33 No fuck off.

[MrMynameisphillip]

DRUNK TANK

[angusmarks]

him and joel would get along so well

[biggy531]

What a fucking genius

[DyCKMartin]

it sounds like you're not sure what disease you have. haha.

[HaileyVerge]

Lol.

[iyo8]

HELLO!

[meganreaS]

ah! i love you. -i would love to meet you. Your freaking awesome.

[SweetLaddio]

I just have the start "HELLO" on repeat!

[wambo114]

headphones on the wrong way round....

[oldnoname589]

tehlawlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[robotgrownup]

come check out my new episode! and subscribe please!

[neonfreak52]

LOL "Zac you can't eat in the soundbooth"

"Why NOT!! Its not on camera!" - sounded so angry hahaha

[Wickedwonka121]

HAHAHA!!! I love these jokes. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Arcidev1]

I wanna see Joel vs. Zach now, that'd be too funny

[99metallicaRULES]

I love how Michael carries him up



[CrimboGuitar]

rooster teeth podcast brought me here :D

[technomajikal]

Love this dude!

[markos64207]

that's not funny that's sad

[bruceleeWORKOUT]

wow zack!!! YOU HAVE REALY LONG FINGERS!!!!!

like super longgggggggggg dildo fingers!!

look 3:50

porn hands

[joshDsho]

POS! Angeles!

[harry3734]

there is no god

[daliksheppy]

How do I watch if i dont live in america??????

[Intertronlive]

this guy is full of win. so funny. amazing troll!

[MusicMissionary]

Major lulz.

[TechnoLeak]

Anybody else notice that "December 12th" was dubbed in?

[InvaderSpliff]

plos angeles LULZ

[dcdude171]

Dont drop him LT ! 

[TPRJones]

Dude! I had no idea two of my favoritest things - Zach Anner and RoosterTeeth - were actually connected!

[devxc]

LOL xD

[mrsharpsuit]

LT EVEN CARRIES BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!

[MrBluePeople]

@owennerd88 no he's at the only dunkin donuts that says rooster teeth on there sign

[PetrifiedPenguin88]

That was friggin hilarious! What a legend!

[owennerd88]

Isn't this at rooster teeth?

[solidwolf52]

@owennerd88 yes...he says so in the video

[martyring]

@owennerd88 Clearly, since he says he's at Rooster Teeth.

[derth4]

Chris is a nobody...

[Acryates]

Drunk tank?

[Areumah]

@Acryates Yeah yeah Yeah

[cooolness3]

OMG this is so fucking funny!!!

[Shiwotty]

"We're here in PPPLos Angeles!"

[uglymages]

I don't have the script to shawshank

[Dark3000Iight]

This isn't funny.Who am I kidding? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[kamberlin22]

Awww, The Wingman reunion!!!

[SamsEditReel]

This guy is hilarious.

[kinpopdj]

I don't have the script to Shawshank.

[DonutfullAwesomeness]

So much love.

[xed360x]

"Cooking with Zach Anner" please :3

[pulseforce]

I am going to hell for this:

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0:16

Don't laugh or you will join me in hell!

I love you, Zach Anner. I laughed the whole way through this, you're an amazing comedian!

[PureNasher]

Michael carries everybody, Jack get a saddle and rides like a lady parts man

[aleksandarrodic]

Glad to see you back. Stoked about the show.

[atomikitten76]

41 people are really mad about those backwards headphones.

[maidenphann]

"That was trash."

AaAAHHHHHHHHAHHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA­HAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA­A!!!!! BAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[maidenphann]

hahaha, i love how this guy can find humor in his cerebral palsy. this guy is awesome

[idiot3qu3]

I missed ya, buddy. =) This is awesome. Can't wait for the show.

[Porkchop1787]

I dont have the script to shawshank lmao

[MrSwed4201]

"And now for my biggest challenge... Surfing." HAHAHAHA! SUBSCRIBED+FOLLOWED!

[mcMarcin6]

lold at the morgan freeman part ;)

[mojomike]

Rollin... on the floor laughing my ass off (ROFLMAO).

[threeseriesftw]

Oh god I laughed so hard that I cried

[PaulWasTheWalrus]

LtMkilla carrying him up the stairs lol

[MarvellousNeo]

I have the same HD555's , you're wearing them wrong bro.:) Left and Right.

[Triarchic]

Fucking hilarious!

[CrazyMadeStudios]

December, 12th!!!

voice-over fail but I can't wait for the show

[hardnut2001]

hilarious



[Montross]

haha this is to funny, this guy is cracking me up and the best thing is, i wont even go to hell for this one :D

[TheMarkOfArt]

Zach has SERIOUSLY earned that TV show, he's the most hilarious person I've seen in forever.

[Rydn]

this guy is one of the few that actually make me PPPPPPPPPPPPPP laugh out loud

[RAGEBRO]

He should not wear his headphones backwards.

[traicetrak]

Adding extra Christina Aguilera notes .... hahaha! Excellent.

[netta2158]

POSS Angeles???????? Where is heck is POSS Angeles? This was hysterical ... funny stuff! I wasn't sure if the voice tech was for real or not until he was in the both pretending to be you! Best of success with the show, Zac. May JESUS bless you and guide you always. Peace. <(^8

[ContradictoryLilac]

he's like the alien from MIB 1.

[honeybakedgraham]

Engineers sure don't know charm when it rolls into their offices.

[zeioIIDX]

Holy crap, I almost woke up my 2-year old while watching this!! Stuff is hilarious Zach, looking forward to your show :)

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

I am now a professional television. Does that mean i win?

[colonelpanic414]

In a secret life, Zach is Pickles the Drummer.

[baltobabe222]

@colonelpanic414 Holy shit, I read this comment like 10 times and I just got it! Hahaha, nice

[Rascythe]

That was hilarious!

[MetalHeadAvenger]

saw this on the RT site, and you just earned yourself a subscriber lol this is fucking hilarious

[superfreegoat]

So is this what happens to Walter White's kid in the future?

[LaxRatBra]

This is actually really funny. Thought I would never say this but I might watch the oprah channel.

[dodo2000107]

GREAT!!! Now i know how to be a television!

[cerridwen20]

laughed so hard ^^

[cerridwen20]

love your vids!!

[chompa12]

ZACH NEEDS A TROLL FACE IN THIS WHOLE VIDEO

[Toonlink123456789]

Just cause he actually has CP doesn't mean he can't act jackasses

[dhfhdfhd]

I love how this shows a disabled person not as someone to pity, but as a person.

[solisvictor1991]

I want to see more of this guy,i never knew he existed SUBED :D he rocks lol

[SarahKathleen22]

HAHAHA

I'm cracking up!

This guy has the best sense of humor!

[TheDoritosfan1]

this is just low...

[masterchief11754]

@TheDoritosfan1 it's a joke chill

[Gooboy25]

This.Is.The.Best.THIING.EVER!

[sonik121]

'Counting down my top five sots'

'Andy Dufrane was a friend of mine'

I ended up on my floor laughing.

[5gie]

its been so long since ive seen him last time on yt

[pyrotechraider]

Im not sure whether to laugh at this or not...

[minimat08]

@pyrotechraider its comedy so laugh

[Chevrobert]

I may have to take some medications to get over my allergy to anything Oprah related to watch your show Zach but I think it will be worth it.

[Felixmusicspace]

I'm dying here man! haha you're awesome!

[iibnf]

I think Zach is right, there is a LOT of pee in LA.

[cliffburton534]

Awesome

[jarhead540]

Anyone else thought the guy 40 second in was Matt Damon for a second?

[JStarwind]

With you from the start, Zach.

[LibraPixie007]

6 days until the show! Can't wait for ya Zach!!! <3

[NiranthZergLord]

The Headphones your doing it wrong.

[hAvan4LyFe]

Awesome dude.

[iGangster]

bahahhaa zach is fucking hilarious

[sdgundam37]

but jesus hes hilarious hahahahaha

[cjcheerleader]

@sdgundam37 SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!!! THAT IS VERY MEAN, AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

[sdgundam37]

@cjcheerleader holy shit is he really? i actually feel pretty bad now. whats wrong with him? he does look like he has down syndrome

[Denz760]

@sdgundam37 Cerebral palsy.

[cjcheerleader]

@sdgundam37 Its fine he has Cerebral Palsy.

[mrbrandavis]

suhPOT!!!

[beanwalrus]

Heheh, "I'm getting all the pees out"

[DavidHM18]

this is the best thing on youtube

[MrNobbless]

i'm surprised michael didn't just drop him at the stairs

[Casin01]

is dragon face in this ?

[sentey1]

@Casin01 nope

[bjmarks5191]

I don't have the script to Shawshank redemption. haha

[UselessCreation]

I like the guy in the wheelchair. Stephen Hawking

[twigiestdrip]

He's wearing his Sennheiser's backwards, sound engineer MY ASS!

[notreallythatawesome]

your grammar f*ckin sucks!

[TheFedoraKing]

Made my day!

[kerflop]

scooby doo phas pnever made plaugh so phard

[cmontpas]

f**k im going to hall

[notreallythatawesome]

@cmontpas hall, really? Oh man, you should be so scared of going there. Almost as bad as going to hell.....

[DAMIENSETHGRIFFIN]

Holy Shit that was a safe room door!

[DAMIENSETHGRIFFIN]

Was that a Safe room Door?

[kris919]

Pos Angeles

[ivofamoso]

hahahah Im loving this

[connortimoti]

HQAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

[nilescreename]

hahahahahaha there's no P in Los Angeles

[CyborgJediNinja313]

Zach is awesome, and I've always thought Marshall was an asshole anyway.