Gay or Not Gay

[AndyCortes15]

you are hands down... my perfect girl ever.

[angelmc03]

I fN love your hands!!! <3

[FluteStar09]

that myth sounds stupid. who ever came up with that?

[daadorkable1]

@FluteStar09 i heard it from the l word =]

[britt4192]

im a brunette lover toooooooo :D <33333

[DrBigDMiles]

This study was discussed in a book called Adam's Curse. If you're interested in genetics it's a good read. Apparently it involves the amount of estrogen your mother produces while you're in the womb, so basically if you come out to your mom and she's mortified just explain to her that it's kinda her fault. It also gives theories as to why gay still fits with Darwin's theory. Look it up.

[MisanthropicalFish]

That teacher story was great.

[MrEddrox]

its fun talkin to a computer screen XD

[TsukihimeReighn]

.-. my right hand is gay and my left is str8 o.o SHES CUTE AS HELL THOUGH OR HE W\E XD im bi not gay

[locoopupy]

Hmm..well, considering this topic, probably I'm gay too...:)

[Wasserbienchen]

It's said that gay women have longer ring fingers than index fingers, but the same is true for straight men. Gay men and straight women have longer index fingers than ring fingers... whether that's true or not is a different question - and how bisexuals are supposed to fit in is also a mystery to me.

Well, I suppose I'm a lesbian and I have significantly longer ring fingers than index fingers, but I guess it could be... unrelated.

[9Squishy9]

there was a recent study in the UK science magazine Eureka which says that the 'gay hands' is a sign of prenatal testosterone and is common amongst lesbians (not all but some)

[leannnicole09]

both of my hands are super gay :)

[Jkkatie]

ok well im bi and mine are the same... kinda weird

[BrittParker23]

Speaking of hott Jess.... Whoo u are smokin in this video. Guages and beanie... Lovin it:)

[msmandigirl29]

my right hand is gay and my left hand is straight so does that make me bi?

[bekel99]

On my left hand the two fingers are the same length,

and on my right hand there is a huge difference.

half gay?

the fact that i'm bi makes me believe in this myth. ha.

[HotPipez]

dudeee that teacher crush story was Awesoooome!!!!

[SuperGamesPlayer]

both hands not gay XD

[xeadm]

im fine (feew)

[gatitoroulette15]

Aww So wish you could teach me propper English... Like I'm not all that bad I just need to lose my accent.. haha.. Like, I can totally well speak it... It's just sometimes You can hear the accent .. I guess that's just a latino thing! lol

[iloveDDRandinuyasha]

no way urs straight, without the hand bullshit

[BeanDentist]

You aint gay just CRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP and very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very ugly i would rather shag aids

[tumblexpert09]

I'm reallllyyy gay, but my index and ring finger on both hands are exactly the same.

[CreedofChaos]

i have man hands ._.

[ichijorox]

its a myth how can your sexuality magically change your fingers.

dumbasses. im a girl and my index finger is longer. all girls should be like that.

but if your not that doesnt mean your gay it just means your fingers are fucked up

[pomegranate333]

@ichijorox aww! my index is significantly shorter than my ring!

[ihatelove89]

This made me giggle a little :)

i also say thats what she said its an ace saying :) x

[bestspelller]

I have little boy hands too. ._.

[taijacmonkey]

oh my god, you're tooo cute. holler (:

[syxthx]

my right hand is straight and my left hand is gay

[nadine00002]

are you bi?

hahhaaa jk ;P

[JessZimmo]

@syxthx mine's the opposite!

[syxthx]

uh oh...

[UnitedKingdom93]

Abercrombie and Fitch's bag in the behind!!! XD

[talktothemirror]

Seriously I love your youtubemovies!

And the first 2 movies you said are so my favourite too! :)

[chris13295]

Your a very cute lady =]

[humboldthammer]

What I heard was that the Index finger is longer than the ring finger for lesbians. This is unusual since the ring finger is most often the longest.

One doctor uses a similar measurement for men but relates it to the exposure, in the womb, to testosterone. True or not, I don't know.

[Milllie91]

AH! Iove Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! It really helped me grow into my own and really know myself.

[lessleycalderon]

... is dat a caul. watch =p bahaha bahaha lol omg =] dats hot lol =p

[viciousandchaotic]

yea... grade 9 english, our student teacher was fiiiine. and married.

[adri92239]

Haha yay for little boy hands! ^_^

[CrazeeCatrin]

oh god u dont shop and abercrombie and bitch do u???

i mean id be suprised but the bags there!

[buddhalove16]

XD your story about your teacher made me laugh BIG time. i dont know why.

[ktcat4002]

I have hands like that too. lol "little boy hands"

[pchic21]

the finger thing has to do with the amount of testosterone in the womb. hence the relation to gender/ sexuality.

and good for you for picking a top 3! no cable for going on 5 years - movies and youtube is where it's at. woohoo for eternal sunshine and garden state.

[FM897]

I KNEW you were going to say "That's what she said."

[rosieeeD]

On my right hand my ring finger is about a cm longer, on my left hand they're the same length.

And I'm bisexual.

COINCIDENCE?

[WhipItIntoShape]

Ha! That's funny. I'm the same, cept its on my left hand that there's a big difference and my right is pretty much the same.... There is obviously something to this theory!

[DeadForSilence]

oh baby jesus i'm gay...

[HinduHeratic]

Holler

[deathtouch100]

Jess, you look very, very cute here.Ever kiss a stranger? Would you consider it?? will you answer this question?? lol

[13igdawg]

big difference and yes gay.., so yep your theory is right so far

[twizzlersandcameras]

Haha im super gay. :P

[Smith4099]

I totally have your watch! We both have the ability to make calculations whenever we please! haha

[AChangingGrl]

What do you use to record?

[cepoiumihai]

I like listening you:) ...

[kellybellows1]

No, don't stop saying "That's what she said"...it's classic and will never die..at least in my warped little world. As for "holla"...I have not yet broke myself of saying it...but the amount is GREATLY diminished lol!

[valebeu]

jess you rock!

[cinsy67ht]

soooooo... your shoes are like all over the place. haha you have so many.

holler!

[hidingrebel]

I loved the teacher storyy.

<333

[ninjafiesta]

well i'm gay then. I thought so...

[coraleeyu]

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[ricain29]

I love the teacher sory.great!

[malins03]

I LOVE Garden State, that movie is so brilliant- and the humor, nothing beats it! Oh, and the soundtrack is really good too. "You look like a wet beaver" haha :)

[88ATAMAN88]

Ich bin echt froh das man mir nicht so ins Hirn geschissen hat wie dir...

[togay2function]

:33

I don't have a space.

Yet Im super gay.

Myth buster.

Bummer.

Your cute.

[jessmode1984]

I don't normally like boyish, sorta dykey looking girls......like yourslf, not that you look like it hardcore or anything, but your style is cute, I can handle it. :P

Anyways, yeah....you're pretty much beautiful. I love your smile. I'm single, but damnit now I want a girlfriend after seeing you, lol. Oh, and my fingers seem to have different lengths from different angles I look at them.

[KENfromMI]

This study has only been proven with Male Homosexuals ... The study was tested with Females, and it was discovered that the test did not work. The percentage of girls that should "have been gay" and should have "not been gay" were just randomized where as when the test was constructed with male homosexuals, it was proven that more than 85% were homosexuals.

just an fyi :)

[vanchy555]

I'm blonde :'((

[silouz]

you have a ambercombie poster..... in the back

how curious

[lonelygirlsdeath]

I just noticed that too. lol. Half naked guy.

[monster2me]

lol mine's not different, but im queer anyway :D

[Shneek0007]

_YOURFREEGAYWEBSITE...C0M_ If rammstein isn't the band why is it on thier CD.

[cacaheadpoopiepants]

you and i are so similar. holler and thats what she said are definitely in my daily vocabulary.... and twat...

[Living4The1Rhythm]

Hahaha! I have that issue too, I say it alot, but it's so damn funny ^ - ^

The difference between my two fingers are very close to yours ...

Garden State is my top 5 fave movies! I just finised watching it .. again.

[xShaine90x]

My index fingers are substantially longer then my ring fingers on both hands. In fact.. my index fingers are ALMOST longer than my middle finger? :|

Anyways... Sweet vid (Y)

[keonawashere]

o my right hand there is a big difference, and on the left there is a HUGE difference, lol.

it realy depeds on how i hold them, iduno.

but i have freakishly long fingers, lol.

i had a crush on my teacher in the 9th grade. she was really cute, i haven't had a hot teacher since, she was really cool though.

omg you should have totally gotten with that teacher!

omg i hope that happens to me, lol.

any way ur totaly cute

[Gabyvk94x]

my left hands index finger is longer but my right hands ring finger is longer

[sonjunkie]

im super gay, yay :)

[imnotemo888]

GAY=GROSS why would you want to fuck the same sex's asshole??

[imnotemo888]

your gay fer sure

[KangarooxKari0210]

I love "That's what she said."

rock it out.

[Resmekah1]

uhhhhhhhhh I have no difference but i know Im gay soo....

fuck the mythss!!!

bahahha

[WheresMyyToast]

oh dear god, thats what she said is overly used in everyone! haha but yea it is funny

[dadspecialgirl]

well i had/have the same promblem she has in a way well the only diffrent is that she had a crush on a collage proffeser and i have a crush on a boss at my work and she is also gay. and i am bi. sp yeah. well you got to admit this girl doin the vidio is pretty cute

[internationalquiche]

Punch Drunk Love! ;O I don't know anyone else who's seen that film!

[Phonme]

mine are the same lenght. Does that make me bi? :)

[Robosucky]

I'm hardcore gay then.

^_^

[mesoemo]

LMAO thats my saying too!!

"that's what she said" lol!

[momentsofsolace]

I don't think that there is a substantial difference between my hands as well. There is a slight difference so maybe I'm slightly queer then? haha

[pooanonymous]

I knew it was "that's what she said."  My brother, and I were just talking about it at dinner (and he was calling me a poser for using it). How coincidental!

[justkels07]

haha so my fingers arent that diff just a lil bit but i have odly long fingers anyways ha i'm pretty sure i'm gay.

and i totally had a crush on my algebra teacher too

and i want to teach english too!

AND i knew you were going to say thats what she said i totally called it!! ha like i say it all the time..haha

but ya coinkidink not?! ha beautiful smile once again..grr :]

[8394147]

I always thought the myth was the opposite? That if they are the same you are gay? Either way, I have normal fingers and my ring finger is substantially longer than my index finger. I've never seen anyone with index and ring fingers the same length. It weirds me out a little that some people's second toe is longer than their big toe. I wonder what that means, other than they have weird feet?

[funshinebare]

the Abercrombie bag in the back makes me giggle!!

[lovewitchbaby7]

Lol, "that's what she said!" for some reason, I thought you were gonna say that, it is really funny!

[chiquitaultra]

Jess

I don't know if u look at this comments, but i needed to get this out of my hart.. and of all of the beavers speakers YOU ARE THE ONE I UNDERSTAND THE MOST. that been said, i'm not saying the others do not articulate well. BUT I just wanted to let u know you would be an exelent teacher... n that's only because I am-was a second language student.

[yuenator]

um.. jess

whats with the half naked male model photo in the background?

(that sounds funny when the audio preview guys says it)

[fallingcryss]

i must be supergay, then. haha.

<3

[username5215]

"Eternal Sunshine OF the Spotless Mind," btw - you said "Eternal Sunshine FOR the Spotless Mind...that was a fantastic movie, I could probably quote that movie from beginning to end..."

- mildly ironic...

[dpjocs]

I used to think that theory was silly, but when i checked my mom, dad, brother and sister's hands, (they're all straight, btw) LO and BEHOLD! my dad, my brother, and I had longer ring fingers! OMG! I'm soo gay :) yey!

[JLRMMH72]

You giant Mo! My partner also has tiny boy hands - adorable!

[memyselfngod]

Little boy hands!! XD.

[ELOISEder2121]

_YOURFREEGAYWEBSITE_._COM_. OMG! hahahaha ur so funny

[INXSrocker]

Mine are the same height...holy shit...this whole time, I just THOUGHT I was gay! Thank you for clearing all of this up, Jess!

[MuddyDog30250]

little boy hands AND a calculator watch???

Jess, thats hardcore.

[ClosetCaseLez]

Oh I crushed on a teacher who, the summer after her class, I saw at gay pride wearing a "Homosexual" shirt. I walked by and said "Hi miss G*******". Oh I loved it!

[riotgrungegurl]

Yea so I'm much late watching this video. :D Anyways, WTF!?!?! my index and my ring finger are like the same height. What does that mean?? because I'm a queer.

I'm starting to hate my fingers now. jk

Have a Nice week. (although I think it's too late to say that) :D

[FeliciaFallout]

male body in the background 0.o

[15nl]

thats a store bag they just give it to you

[boredgurl24]

Yeah it prolly means she bought some kind of cute guys clothing at abercrombie

[PonRiot]

Oh bollox, there's no difference with my fingers, i guess i'm not gay. My mum will be happy atleast.

[CineRam]

Love your watch!

[ThatsSoMe7]

hahahaha I'm bi and there's a difference on the right hand but not the left.

[paul20072007]

"she was hot, especially for a teacher" LOL

Great one Jess.

[susiecusieq]

i love eternal sunshine and punch drunk love!

[andreashamrock]

My hands are different sizes 0_o In my left hand they are the same height but in my right hand the index finger is slightly longer... what the fuck?

[xxBRITTANYBABYxx]

i was definitely there for your stickam thing! :]

[fluffer97]

ok my index finger is soooo much longer than my ring finger what does that mean? does it have to be your ring finger thats longer than your index finger?

[buygreenbananas]

What did you do before you went back to school?

BTW, when I first saw one of your videos (can't remember which one, maybe something about gender?), I figured you were a grad student or something, based on your manner of speaking. You'd make a great teacher or professor :)

[Elaina43]

YEP... Movies kick TV'S ASS!!!

LOVE Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!!!!!

Hehehehe Hedwig... I've used enough exclamation marks.

[emanemanemanem]

wow, that ending to the teacher crush sucks.

shmexy hands, btw

[chokavic2204]

It's so awesome you are a bit of a nerd so am I, but I just always play the funny card. Works all the time. I also sit in first rows ...lame but true! ha ha

Ok one last thing Jess I heard one of ur vids you'd loved to travel... DO IT! It's a life experience you won't regret. I've been doing it for the past years and the more I see the less I know so to speak.

Have an awesome day miss

Xo

[thexfall]

i like how theres a bag w a naked guy lol

[blackestsecrets]

you have smexy hands!

[Angieanything]

You have an adorable smile... Just sayin'.

[doriRostock]

great vid jess :)

so why didnt say 'lesbian in a bag' something....loooool....right its your vid..... :)))

[doug4eva]

I've had a major crush on a teacher for the past year and a half. And she's been my teacher for like 5 years. We've always got on so it would be nice to stay in contact with her after I leave.

I totally know what you mean about not being able to concentrate! I can't look into her eyes without zoning out! How cheesy is that!?

[smallerbites]

lol 'i wanna see your hands'

[Cubistar]

FINALLY someone else who likes Garden State! <3

[darkeststorm]

lol, fingers just called me a homo...

(=O talking fingers?... maybe? xD)

damn, thought left my mind x_x

i should have said the other thing first... lol

btw... yay! brunettes... never been much of a blonde fan myself o.O don't know why *shrugs*

[SmileNow2]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Garden State are awsome :)

[Schmain]

Garden State for the win.

[brokenxscream]

my teacher said, "thats what she said in class" and it was the funniest thing i had heard that whole day.

[chandra00michelle]

aww..man, youre too cute when you tell stories. and im stoked for your next stickam...eee! lol, i know. whatever. my ring finger on my left hand is longer, but on my right theyre almost the same...what does that mean..that im just confused??? ha, i'll go with that.

[kronicallyindecisive]

my fingers on my left hand are shorter than those on my right which makes me pointer and ring finger on that hand pretty much equal. the right hand has a difference between the two but not huge.

and i heart "that's what she said" moments

[SophieRocks182]

My index and ring finger are the same length...and i'm bisexual :P Probably means something....haha.

I have this huge crush on my social studies teacher at the moment. This was even before I realised I was bi. She probably helped me realise, come to think of it. Haha, I was so confused about her before I realised what it meant.

[Darkfaeire]

yup, just as i suspected.. supah-gay

[crashoveride544]

Garden State = great soundtrack.

[SemiColon81]

Okay, going to nerd out a bit here.

The index/ring finger ratios are actually to do with the amount of testosterone that you're exposed to in the womb. So, when your ring finger is longer than your index finger, it means you were exposed to a large amount of testosterone as a foetus. This means, for guys, a short ring finger can be related to being gay, or for girls, a long ring finger means you're more likely to be gay. Apparently, longer ring fingers can also be linked to being good at maths.

[cautionslowchildren]

i love how theres an abercombie guys body right next to your head haha :]

-good vid entertains my boredom at work.

[losr18]

damn, i missed stickam...i knew i forgot something that day=(

[misty260]

eh, you didn't miss much lol... cuz all I saw was a black screen and her audio kept going on and off...was weird...stickam doesn't seem like it's user friendly ...technical difficulties, maybe(?)

[cautiousplay]

actually it did work - it took three tries. i didn't go live until 7:50pm; sorry you missed it. i'll be going live again in a couple weeks and this time it should work fine.

[misty260]

well, that's good...I'm in Georgia so I'm 3 hours ahead of your time and I was getting sleepy and dozed off lol... so it probably got to working as I was sleeping.

I'll be there for sure on the next one :)

[nowarknowpeace]

There isn't much of a difference in my fingers. I'm straight? All this time I've been living a lie.

[rsutedjo]

i also say "that's what she said" & "holler" too often.

but i say holl-a instead of holl-er.

[Jake109345]

omg my fingers have a huge difference......-_-......but that might be because my fingers are crooked and bent

[fayeMASK]

My index and ring finger are exactly the same length (and that sounds so strange on audio preview... he says fLinger :/)

And I love your top 3 films! :)

[banditgirly]

hrmm what about redheaads?

[cautiousplay]

redheads are hot too. :)

[shari53379]

HOLLLERRRRRRRRRR

:]

[kozes]

oh my god! lol thats awesome

she told you she was flirting. hahaha!

[VestaVesVesStar]

My fingers say I'm super gay. xp

[dookerbaby]

Come to Japan and teach English! It rocks here. There is a really tight lesbian scene in Tokyo.

[sportswiz1]

i LOVE garden state!

and i love you jess :D

[stefaniie6]

haha aww jess your just so cute!

[Kijanawazhere]

My right hand's ring finger is longer than its index... but my left hand's index finger is longer that its ring finger.

They are trying to confuse me, no doubt.

My art teacher is reeaaallly hot. And it's awesome because an artist of any type is very attractive to me :D

[notacreativesn]

i overuse that's what she said too. My friends will say something..I will laugh..and they roll there eyes bc they know what I am thinking. I ruined it!

[xm1ch1x]

heh. "that's what she said." will NEVER get old.

aw i wasn't able to chat with you on saturday, but you BETTER be doing another one!

[momocan2003]

My ESL teacher was HOT!!! Too HOt!!!

It was impossible to concentrate in her class.

[halfNhalf3]

my ring finger is longr than my index..but i think i'm bi...altho i'm more into girls. i'm not into labels but watevs

actually there's a big difference haha, my ring finger is much longer =]

[SuperDuperTracy]

actually you say "uhmm", "like" and "you guys" alot, but hey. doesnt every one these days.. kudos on the teacher story very rad, but after she fessed up, did you get to tap that a** or what?

[chrissCANNIBAL]

Why do you have porno in the background?!

[CLeprechaun]

I didn't get to see you on Stickam cuz I'm a dink and I don't know what I'm doing on that site.Or my internet was being a bitch to me.Whatever.

Oh,and "that's what she said" will never lose it's luster.Never.

[PerthPete1]

Hi Jess,

What are you studying at school? That sounds like a potential career path.

Cool choices of movies.

[Medicboi88]

Yay for nerds who sit in the front, go us!

[Peanut1287]

Those are three of my favourite movies too!

Er, ahem... why does everyone forget about redheads???

[TwoForCoffee]

Haha, you and your bike-bell ringtone.

[tesscrazy]

Too many things to say... Love ur boyish hands, mine are the same always liked my hands for some reason. The finger size thing: the longer your index finger the more testosterone you have. You have a great taste in movies and i'm so glad you like hedwig, nobody i know has seen it. Have you seen shortbus? It's incredible. Oh and the teacher thing sounds familiar. I'm at music college and the lady who takes us for composition seminars is always complimenting me... teehee