How not to talk to girls.

[frozenwingsofdeath]

i miss your hair ;'( but i like the short ones too =P

[yesalien]

omg, please stop making videos! o__o, sorry but it's too pathetic! :(

[YoshiAran]

Your hair looks so awesome! O.O

[popstarfever12]

OMFG! You look like Christofer Drew Ingle from Nevershoutnever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kerstinhasstmsn]

haha have you studied the woman´s psyche?? some of the things are so true that´s kinda daunting

[juli3dabomb]

haircut time!

[gottogetoverjbieber]

haha u know like everything about how to treat a girl =P Julie is lucky ^_^

[zAnTic0]

Hair

[TheOreoGuru]

how would a faggot know how to chat up girls

[96sarah26]

ahahha "oh i love you! .... i love you too baby, so cute! .... together forever baby.. oh i know baby i love you! " ... 2 day later they break up :D

you remind me so much of my boyfriend :'(

[Igenerally]

i know you cut it but man you really look fantastic with your hair long you wear it well man :D

[OfficialPrincessPink]

bless arnt u a little sweetie ;) and lol to your dad at the end haha

[ThiisIsRia]

Duuude i love you not in a creepy way

and ur Sooo right

[Jess4roses]

You are so correct you can get just about any girl with those beliefs right on for you... you need to come to my school and tell all the guys there this advice maybe the relationships would last longer hshs :)

[fuckmilkgotweed]

I LOVE YOUR HAIR. 

[kitkat4katasaurusRex]

He's nawt a kid, and I sleep w/ a teddy bear too cuz I'm lonelehh but who cares. Your mom doesn't. : )

[Kidscansukit]

Getting facts from a kid who STILL sleeps with a Teddy Bear.

[XXILOUsioNIstXXIvYXX]

omfg u r sooo cutee !

[ninja4664]

I lalalallovee your hair in this video you should go it back!

[rawresomness]

aww your adorable :)<3

[KevinCrookz]

Come out of the closet already fag

[GodotheInfantry]

WOW! You are such a little homo! Do some push ups, get a hair cut, and stop dressing like a philipino hooker! lol

[MsHippie14]

SOOO TRUE!

[avatarmeeee]

Hmm i wonder who cuts your hair : P you should tell me :D

[BieberChiick]

yourrrrrhairrr<33

:D

[tanyarus]

What's your opinion on long distance relationships? O:

[diehardorlive1]

FAGGGGG

[shvinkty]

Your a faggot

[purmolshark]

Ahh..

I love your hair here..

You should grow it out again.. :D

[00DemolitionLover00]

You should have kept your long hair ^-^

[xLiizCaapx]

Rawr :O . I Agree With MaraMurderous . ;D

[randomhoneychild2015]

this is veeryyy good. hahaaa i love your hair here:)

[Caligirl0229]

your hair looks amazing here :D

[MrBradyisboss]

what awesome dad wears element shirts...boss.

[toxxicdust]

heyy matt!

you should keep your hair like this.

cause it's sexxy.

(: chelsea

[funnikitty009]

<3 :D

[CulllensGirl78]

i luv ur hair

[ohsosyd14]

"whatever ching chong"

[iCreak]

:D:D:D love it

[ChroniclesofCrystal]

my boyfriend and i have been together for 3 weeks tomarrow and we dont say we love each other when everyone else in my school says they do but i dont love him i like him alot

[dangerontheradio]

if you tell me how to get my hair like yours then i'll subscribe. oh wait...dammit! i already am ;0

[Maper555]

he has a video...smart ass...

[alexismullino]

I had that bed a long time ago, haha. Cute panda. :P

[xoxEllenoxo]

thank goodness you got a hair cute since when this was made

[LifeGummi]

3:22

LMAO<3

[TheIndeferableKloeyy]

Wow!

Lmao:D Your Hillariouse! & Errm Your Rather Beautiful Too:) x

[awarp1]

0:28 I hate going to school everyday because people don't know this.

[zMcuzins]

Ok I lol'd sooooo much watching this.

[:

[mintymaggie]

i love this hair you had.

[WannaBeActor1]

:O ur hair -dies-

[jordangirlhearts]

You hair is like, woah 0.0 lol loved the video

[0xArtistOnTheRunx0]

you make so much sense!

[rubyforlife]

Awmg, your hair is like... A W M G. O.O

[FoJoHobo739]

I fucking love your hair.

It's aweeesomee

[Chimy07]

5 stars for super cool dad!!! haha

[shelbycakesss]

"whatever ching chong!"

hahahahaha

[flyleafxxgirl]

u look soo much lik th guy frum nevershoutnever!!!

so adorable!

[imnotthesamelilkid]

@flyleafxxgirl R u stupid?! He looks nothing like Christofer Drew

[flyleafxxgirl]

@imnotthesamelilkid lmfao stfu.

[WhiteWillDance]

Your hair is so awesome here.

My friend is dating this guy who wants to talk to her but shes too shy around him and so she did the fake phonecall thing. lol. but they have been dating for like a month longer then i thought they would.

[flyleafxxgirl]

thank u!! XD

btw nice panda bear!!

[chelsaanabri]

LMAO.

That,that made my day. x'D

[MaraMurderous]

you are definitely attractive. :D (:

[ohzmat]

oh thank you :'] ahha

[flyingfadoodle1]

your cute♥

[Maxykillzz]

OH dude my names Jesse haha.

[l8tersk8erdude]

haha, "no one has common sense anymore"

[HatsuneMiku100]

a cute panda!! *hug*

ooo~~ a cute eno looking guy!!! *hug* heh :3

thats so right :O

except for the weight cuz FOR ME its weird if some1 asks it ^^;

i hope more guys will see your vid and learn it :P

awesoooooooooooooome vids you`ve got ^^

[akaisme]

Haha. This video is amazing. SO TRUE. (:

[TheMiraclePlay]

<33 Your Dad!!

[Arielkede]

"they'll just sit in the corner, shaking, waiting for you to call."

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[iiAlly]

"You smell like poop, but it's okay 'cause I love you"

ROFL. Niiice. xD

[panda1bears2rule3]

wow. ur an expert xD

[mariejasinski]

Aww, you seem nice, kinda, lol xD

[TheMetroMint]

uggghh i hate when people do that!!

[xXxcliareXx]

youre cutee XD

[megatwixy]

you should make a facebook

[ohzmat]

search Matt Lother

[megatwixy]

on facebook?

[ohzmat]

yehzzirr

[megatwixy]

ok we r friends :) and i am guesing the girl in ur pics is ur gf??? she is pretty... o and i am not lesbo or bi haha striaght i swear

[nikora13]

You accept anybody on facebook? XD

[ohzmat]

yea :p

[TheJlaune]

so cute!!! aww i wish yooh were my boy friend..

[seventhveil1313]

You're so CUTE

[0JoKKa0]

ARE YOU GAY?! xD Joking

[bestaccountname]

hey man great video =] i was just wondering how did you get your hair like that? did you have it layered and choppy on top?

[Uniformcid]

hahaha I love this!

its funny when i see people try to talk to a girl and they are just like...sooooo.....

[MellisaP]

Ha ha, the fake phone call part made me laugh really hard.

[legalizeverything]

haha you need to give boy lessons (:

[eddynightmare13]

Bet You $5 Dollars You Hit Your Head On The Bottom Of That Bunk Bead O.o

Everyone Has Had Their Fail :P

Haaaaa I Feel Stupid Watching This Video Because I Did One Of These Things O.o

[scene363]

LOL 1:18 - 1:26

[xxpensxipodsxx]

OKAY. honestly. i think i love you. youre adorable.

this is the first video ive ever seen and im just here giggling my arse off like the little dork i am.

i liked the poop comment, i wish a guy would say that to me too. :|

HAHAH. your brothers pretty damn suave with the ladies.

ps, i loved the jazz hands after the honest cheating jerk.:)

[ohzmat]

we were joking around with each other and saying really stupid complimenting insults at each other x.o chill, i wasn't serious.

[supergaara6531]

haha i very much agree with this guy. looks like there's somethings i need to work on too... fallow his advice...

[ChocolateHorsez]

OH EMM GEE CUTE PANDA!

[PandyEatGreenBubbles]

xD what ever ching chong?

[PandyEatGreenBubbles]

pandaaa [: v-neck shirtttts..

I love you :D

[cookieapples]

you are totaly right.

[Ozzie623]

LMFAO! subbed!

[hellokikiC8]

i oficially love your dadduh.(:

:o

[Katey909]

omg this was funny! and sooo right :)

[purmolshark]

oohhh myyy goddd.... u are very cute

XD

[elisabethecstasy]

starting at 0:42 that's what i suggested to you on myspace :]

glad to hear you used it yayyy :D

you rock <3

[THATSOVER9000seans]

major bust..

[THATSOVER9000seans]

i envy your hair.

[ohzmat]

i got it cut sunday -_-

[fajura14]

so right......5 stars...

[SceneEmoMnM]

fuck yes! 5 stars for the panda

[NikkzEP]

i totally adore this <3 it's so cute (:

[xashtonnx]

you make me laugh :]

[gazrockz]

On ya go ma man :) lmao i take it im the only guy who likes the video

[thisisniki123]

haha all of this is so true

the comments on my videos are all so deatiled and creepy

you got it all down

[BelleInc69]

I like attention, so obsession is okay, by me :) as long as I know about it. and Love can develop fast, silly.

& can I get cho dads digits :)

[mcrfanrules56]

omg!! i used to have tht phone in blue and my sis has tht exact phone. now i have the LG xenon. but i used to also have tht exact phone too

[tranta]

:o omygee where did you get the panda? i love it!

[ohzmat]

i've had it for soooo long xp so i don't remember.

[kade56]

HAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE THE END

[martygangsta625]

I like ur hair here. =]

[33Chimel33]

Well that's not helpful, right now I need a "how not to talk to pandas" video and I can't use that one because they actually like poop...

Tell kid bro "it's ok to be gay"!  ^-^

[mickiebee14]

Nothing like seeing a grown man on a swingset...

[fexi411]

lmao im dating this kid that does almost everything you say not to do. y me

[forsrslyjulie]

2:20 is that what I really sound like, really Matt. xD

[whitneyselena]

haha ur dad's random...lmao xD

[ChaoticReptaaar]

Oh geez, you're.. amazing

(:

[ohzmat]

why thank you :']

[ChaoticReptaaar]

Hah. You replied.

That made my day.

:)

[Adisah520]

The swing part was hilarious, I thought that whole thing was going to tip over. Clearly that thing is made for little kids.

But yeah that was so funny that your brother did that. lol I hope that girl isn't like crying over it or anything.

[BANGyerdeadx3]

LOL, that was hella deep man. xD

[UrSoMashPotatoeable]

hahahaha xD

your dad was so funny lol xD

[EbayleyA]

your brother sounds funny :)

girls also hate it when guys tough their stomic, it makes us feel fat :(

[McKennaDepp]

marrry me

:D

[coralcatastrophee]

i like you! haha jk :) i dont even know you!

[LesPaulBCRich]

awesome hair

[mhmmtastic]

ha your amazing, talk to me :) lol

[ohzmat]

uhm, hello there, :']

[mhmmtastic]

ahaha, i added you to twiiter ;)

[KRiSTiEEE13]

the whole i love you after only one day thing is so freaking annoying, and its really awkward, especially if you dont say it back, so you just standing there like wow, what im suppose to say to this? haha.

[ohzmat]

i hate this phone with a passion.

[chikichik12]

omfg i have guys do this to me all the frikkin time, theyre fuckin creepersss and they ask me how much i wiegh e.e

theres only one guy i like thats really sweet and knows the right way to talk to girls, my bestie ryan, and he does like u said for commpliments, say one thing then move on, like he says ur pretty, or ur beautiful, not like every guy thats like OMFG UR SO FUCKIN HOT AND SEXY....andwell yeah. but awsome video

[pinkytrolly21]

Lmfao 4:11

[tripthe1]

Matt was your brother just not interested in the girl???

You get FIVE stars for your blue pillow case.

[Itspersonal007]

get a hair cut

[nittienerdface]

omg... There's this guy that does practically all there things and he's driving me crazy!

[ohzmat]

uh, stay away from him? :p

[stfumeganjones]

okay i know this really doesnt matter but i want to know if your cuddly panda has a name. o__o;; Its in most of your videos so I figured I would ask because I am silly like that,

[kiary15]

heyhey i have a guy that i really like and i went to his yesterday and his Friend said he still really likes me....i guess thts true seems he was holding my hand and making sure i wasnt gonna be sick (i was really ill) but could tht be becuz he was just comforting me or what any ideas matt x thnx

[JeSSiMKah]

the end made me laugh so much would have been so good if the swing set actually tipped over lol

[IWantMandy]

lyk ii luV ur h@iirz!

^^

stereotypical post that haunts your videoz....like.... KASPER?

fuck yea...Hair-Kasper :D

Kasp-air

:DD

[RockinBlueWit]

mafyew you're hair is getting so long xD

you know what weird.

i'm uploading a video later tonight

LOL, this always happen

[harlequingirl04]

i hate that whole "i love you" thing too.

juss sayin'.

[cityscapesunrise]

haahhaah this is all 100% TRUE.

[SaMaNtHaHeBeR12]

Dude thats so true

and your amazing :) and pretty lol

Dude your dad made me giggle. :P

[DinosawrxLOVE]

If your dad kept swinging he mightve knocked the fence over O:

lmao

[o1Soulja]

"you smell like poop but I love you anyway"...?

From a guy's perspective that's incredibly weak, soft and feminine.

Did you mention not to be weak, soft and feminine in the video? Clue me in, because I stopped at that point.

My brothers, if you're gonna follow this guy's advice, make sure you do so without losing testosterone like this poor fellow.

[ohzmat]

i have the hottest girlfriend in the world,

so all of this has worked out so far ;D

[forsrslyjulie]

GEEEEEZ he was JOKING with me about that, he didn't mean it, we were playing in a corn maze... Gosh chill out and don't be such an angwy bear! ^____^

[whitneyselena]

FYI he asked GIRLS about thi before makin this vid so u guys can get a clue on how to talk right to a girl :)

learn something

[o1Soulja]

You just gotta understand that it's very, very emasculating.

As a guy you want to GET the bitch, not BE the bitch.

[forsrslyjulie]

woooow.

Have some respect

Matt, I'm so glad I have you..SERIOUSLY :P

<3

[ohzmat]

really?! i totally didn't realize that being proper to girls is unmasculine... o.0

[nedsdeclassifiedrock]

haha that was really true:]

oh and i have the sam phone as you:]

[SaMaNtHaHeBeR12]

Dude! im sam! I know you! :P i think u mean same. lmao

[growingsunflowers]

lmao

your dads amazing XD

[iimivy]

dang, your dad is hecka cool.

HAAHAH.

[squitles]

if only my ex could have watched this

he ignored me for a month until i told him I had to talk to him about it

then he broke up with me

fail :|

[forsrslyjulie]

You told me you loved me two days before we started dating, but. That's okay. I liked it :p

and

you I didn't ALMOST get hit..i GOT hit...and i got knocked..15 feet away from you..and when i walked all the way back..you said "HAHA you almost died xDDDD"

AND

for the record!..I don't smell like poop guys..we were competing about something, and yeah..he was joking.

hmm.

but.

that's why I love you <3

[singingfishandsnails]

haha

what grade is your brother in?

[ohzmat]

6? i think.

[singingfishandsnails]

wow

that's why he said that

he's so young(:

[cheesychicken48]

I love the panda in the backround! Ha!

[theviolinist94]

all those are amazingly true. You rock :]

[maarissaa95]

ahaha all so true. :)

im positive