David Farrier investigates Jenkem, 2008

[coldaziceee]

hahaha i cant believe so many of these news shows thought it was real.

[skunkpep]

this shit is through the fucking roof funny omg hahahhahaha

seriously, i made a gamertag on xbox live: jenkem please

it was only a two day trial but yeah, got a few laughs

[E85LONEFOX]

What a sick motherfucker!

"Jenkem if ya got em"

LOL!!

[venuslock35]

Sniffing SHIT to get high...WOW! Ya'll REALLY need some fuckin help! Seriously!

[ijustreview]

"Have you ever been high from human waste?"

"No, I have not, David. Not at this stage, no."

*LIAR*

Wait, so when he said that he was never high from human waste, that was a lie?

SO HE IS IN FACT ACQUAINTED WITH THE BROWN EYED GIRL

[TypesEvilAspieEyes]

Just lock yourself in the bathroom without ever flushing your toilet for years = you got JENKEM

[z32racer1]

Jenkem is real! It is not a fucking joke you dumb ass news reporter!!!!!!

[johnm8h]

it wasn't a fools fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the poor blacks in africa did start this!!!

[jackdorward]

so he breaths shit ??

[blazeit19]

wait... So this was an Apirl fools joke? I'm so confused.

[yinjara]

Anyone IV jenken yet? It's a total rush, I'm addicted, girls seem to have a stronger potentation the guys jenkem

[doldei]

That's why when I take a crap I always feel so ligh headed !

[M0rBiDxFA]

The accent he has LOL.

BUTT HASH.

[warrkrymez]

This is no hoax, the taste of shit lingers for about a week just from the fumes (methane).

[eskimofo89]

"the human waste drug" ha!

[ash4245]

sniffing excrement is utterly idiotic and there is a VERY good reason why we have toilets and sewers. The high people get from this stuff is from the damage to the brain as you starve brain tissue of oxygen

[NorseMaiden]

It isn't a hoax at all this is a politically correct cover up and bluff.

[treeware]

WAKE AND JENK

[BrendonSmall456]

Oh yeah in my American school, everyone's riding the brown dragon.

[vigo894]

Only brain dead retards would try sniffing shit. That would be a funny funeral.

Mourner= How did Frank die?

Other mourner= He died of methane poisoning sniffing his shit in a bucket.

Mourner= Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha XD! What an ass! Ha ha ha.

[Maxislithium]

anyone trying this deserve what they get. this was on the radio in Toronto today and they were taking it as seriously as any comedy shock-jock does.

[Breana9109]

mushrooms

,.....

[rajeeb34]

ok wtf

Just buy a fucking bag of weed

[OhHeyIdiot1]

@rajeeb34

Because weed is so gross. Your clothes smell like bud for like two weeks. At least Jenkem is safe and naturel. I don't have to by blunt wraps either. It's an economical high.

[rajeeb34]

@OhHeyIdiot1 i hope your not serious

[OhHeyIdiot1]

@rajeeb34

I'm for real man. I'll post some vids soon brah. hit me up if you wanna hit with me. Jenkem changes your life.

[rajeeb34]

@OhHeyIdiot1 i hope ur not serious you poo sniffer

[OhHeyIdiot1]

@rajeeb34

You say that like it's a bad thing brah.

[WoodburyRoyals]

uhm idk anyone who does this. thats sayin somtin

[OhHeyIdiot1]

Jenkem isn't as gross as they say. If anyone has questions hit me up. I'd be glad to inform you about what's real, and what isn't.

[TheUnknownGrower]

OBAMA USES JENKEM TOO!

[shploomp]

the day it becomes necessary for the government to prevent people from huffing the gas by-product of their own sewage is the day i have completely lost my faith in humanity.

[acrovader]

Jenkem is very much real. Many of Obama's voters are doing jenkem, uh, and of course, crack.

[TakoKingEatsTakoyaki]

JENK IS REEL

[Foolinaround1]

butt hash yall

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

oops

[joha841]

Talk about a crap shoot!

[killuminati63]

and i thought the dancing boys of afganistan, and RING OF POWER was fucked... umm hmm must be a pleasant taste to inhale rotten fecal matter!?!? makes ya think

[Kazikox]

Am I the only one who finds this absolutely disgusting?

All the popular kids in US smell their own shit? Fun stuff.

[shmuli9]

@Kazikox I've heard of this - I think it originated in Africa. It appears to be FAR more popular in NZ than the US...

[MultiMudaki]

@shmuli9 no wonder because africa is a shithole

[shmuli9]

@MultiMudaki Heh heh - literally!

[bradscicluna1]

lol butt hash

[sumdrumbum]

IMM SOSO FHCUNKIN JENHHHKED

[dethstark]

i think its great

surely a sign of evolution

[airbus001]

Legalizing CRACK is the answer.

[cdoftx]

lmao, no way is that hooded guy for real

[iamthebearsnuggler]

I'm so high right now from jenkem, it's so awesome. I'm seeing shit right now; I feel really good; I have an erection. I would try to use my erection, however I have terrible breath.

[y9dnkbe]

yeah! im "riding the brown dragon" right now!

[Thundralight]

now I have heard everything

[HisEmptyHouse]

'Now a popular drug an american schools.' Shit like this is a perfect barometer for the kind of 'fact checking' integrity the media engages in...

[salamani]

I don't judge jenkem users any more than cocaine, meth, heroin, etc users

[yorkie009]

flud wuz hurrr

yorkie

[yorkie009]

this vid is a load of (shit)

yorkie

[TheSkookumchuk]

HAH! Those deadpan Kiwis get me

[xBoRnSLiiPpY89]

Fucking scumbags should go and live with the rats because thats all they are.Fucking vermin need shot haha

[WhiteShoesATL]

they Miami P.D. has a breathalyzer to check for jenkem now. if u smell like shit u goin to jail

youtube Comedian White Shoes 

[stealinglemons]

wait. so is jenkem real or not? im so confused

[y9dnkbe]

@stealinglemons nope, it was made up in this NZ report, but as he says after fox news believed it some people were found to have tried it...

[18BigBoy28]

i like how the guy says balloon

[spessmahreen]

HUFF JENK ERRYDAY DUNT GIV A FUK

[bakerskater1234567]

Hahahahahahhahahahahhahah alright what the fuck does anyone actually fuckign do this shit? no. I don't think so

[NunchuckStudios]

it would be difficult not to get shit on your hands when making this drug...

[JavaCrammer]

Fuck yea I take a fat rip from my container of butt-hash each morning.

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

*JAMES* needs a big-ass high five for not cracking up

[surgeyX]

LOL "Never believe a story with the words butt hash" ROFLMFAO

[pgoconn]

New Zealand had a "pee epidemic"? What? hahaha

0:56

[preludefan]

@pgoconn "p" is a term for pure speed you stupid yank.

[ri9fk]

jenkem is now a popular drug in american schools? HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAH YEAH RIGHT WE ARE STUPID BUT ARENT THAT DUMB

[jewjewjew12]

hahaha this is really funny. people would do anything to get high.

[NutNapalm]

New Zealand's Pee epidemic.

Well, you were already halfway there.

[xMasterJuiceX]

"i wouldnt recommend giving this a go, but if you do- GOOD LUCK!"

[guanjon]

That was a brilliant report haha you got me.

[casplash4]

so, is jenkems real or not?

[postitflower]

yes, it is

[hitlerscow]

@casplash4 real of course

[fograt]

i like jenken its good for the body my docter ssaid so

[fingerman3000]

lol he should have said PERUVIAN BUTT HASH.

[ihategordonstoun]

just tried to thumbs down your comment.. but soo many poeple have it wouldnt let me XD look how many other racist fucks agree with you

[moltenthoughts]

i supposed i should have watched the whole video befor commenting but im happy because i will sleep better

[moltenthoughts]

holly shit is this really does this guy actually inhale shit gas to get high that terrifying now im not going to get any sleep

[PharodWormhair]

So fakin jenk'd rite now SUp /jenk/

[666ThaScarecro666]

/opi/ hates you fucking weirdos!

[DeepFriedPatatas]

@666ThaScarecro666 Jenk is like railing 120mg of Oxy with a hint of DXM.

[666ThaScarecro666]

@DeepFriedPatatas bullshit! its prlly closer to huffing gas than opiates fool.

[chimpanzee666]

fucking hell.

jenkems real

[annihilatus666]

The longer everyone thinks its a joke, the more time we have until they start trying to regulate it. Be thankful for reports like this.

[inlakechunabku]

FOX MADE IT UP! its completly inconceivable that children would breath in fermented sewage gas! Its just "cognitive aversion therapy" as "news"since the 90's they have a programme used to treat sex offenders its a Psychiatric treatment of sexual offenders using Aversion therapy, which helps create arousal reconditioning in the psychology of the patient, 99.99% of us find sewage repulsive, they are trying to make you the viewer by associasion feel repulsed by drugs/getting high. WAKE UP!

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@inlakechunabku Fox didn't make it up, people trolling Fox made it up. lrn2 history

[MaxViciousz]

dude Im all for getting a nice high

but this is just fucked up

[damoolz]

damnnnnn i got my hopes up!

[PlatypusofCalifornia]

Anyway the new zealanders just owned fox. Good job.

[PlatypusofCalifornia]

Zambian street children?

Why would they do that? I thought it would be someone from jackass or something lol.

[almostgifted]

I admit I actually believed this at first.

I wouldn't put it past anyone in South Auckland....

[jingjong12]

lol..happy april fools day

[ResurrectionJoe]

I'm gonna do it!

I'M GONNA DO JENKUM!

[Tiwaking]

He says 'Balloon' funny. Thats an Auckland accent

[0425563]

haha.. good one!... and i thought it was a decent crack at investigative journalism from ya Farrier ;p xx