Melbourne Comedy Gala 2009 - Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bundaberg Rum

[Mittau]

The intro gets me every time. You paaaid for the whole seat....but right now you're only gonna need the edge of it. Brilliant.

[Nicothephysicist]

Why have they censored "fat pouf"? I could kill those. . . *talk talk talk talk talking with your fists!*

[jaggedmaggot]

Why are so many people mean to the bandy drinker I was drinking it last weekend nothing bad happened killed three hooker just an average night.... Talk talk talk till your talking with your fist ha ha ha oh I need a bundy

[whydoihaveanaccount1]

thumbs up if u typed in rich hall holly crap this is liquid crack in the search engine

[HalfkastHybrid]

10 people prefer UDLs.

[Fortozero]

"Something in the fermentation makes you wanna grow a mullet and join One Nation or Family First"

EPIC.

[SNJKaiJM]

geez, is that the only thing My town is famous for?

[RangerOfOz]

@SNJKaiJM You from Bundaberg? Well... there's also sugar and ginger ale. XD

[empress59]

a funny american? take THAT danny bhoy....!!!!

[empress59]

a funny american? take THAT danny bhoy....

[blacktopaz8]

poor guy. He had to resort to redneck humor to make cash. Oh well. Rich Hall is actually a funny guy!

[7h1ngm4n]

love my brundy anything

[MrR0cketSauce]

"it's the semen of a demon" Ha! Classic

[Clown1334652]

@MrR0cketSauce With Just a twist of lemon! haha

[prozacian75]

hope the single malt was at least 18 years old lol

[beckyandgracebmfl]

whats the song called where hes going on about prison love?

[abremaline]

"He Almost Looks Like You." The only version here on YT though seems to have been cleaned up, a lot. LOL. I suppose they'd have to.

[Clown1334652]

WOO go bundy!

[hammsil]

Anyone know the chords to this sone?

[rugbySKM]

haha rich hall

[atroposBE]

bundaberg ginger beer is hardcore enough for me :D

[Clown1334652]

@atroposBE Haha you light weight

[nroles87]

He forgot Ronald Belford "Bon" Scott R.I.P.

(9 July 1946 19 February 1980).

[madworld456]

how is it that poof is censored and the f word isnt?

[Clown1334652]

@madworld456 It's not censored its a glitch in the video.

[MizzCherrybabe]

I have this at home, taped with my VCR - I can confirm the line about the bouncer definitely wasn't censored! If I can figure out how to upload it from my VCR I'll post my version of the video...

[MrAenima]

Man that guy has the gruffest voice, bloody awesome song, gotta love it

[matteatspie]

ha so good:). the stuff is rough, sweet, a lacking character, but jesus I love a bundy, who cares if its fight juice. Why do u think pirates like it :)

[StretchMcGee]

Funny, he walks out holding a can of Bundy Rum.

[Ezekeial77]

He has the awesomest voice ever, lols.

[Britarny]

Dumbass.

[Ezekeial77]

It's true!!!!!

[tapper88]

still waiting for an unedited version to reach jewtube. funny how every version has fuck and various other words but censor out the word poof, makes no sense to me

[MrHandsome3124]

Know your comment was ages ago, but I think "poof" wasn't censored out, I think the uploader just had a slight skip in his digital recorder

[tapper88]

every version on youtube is either from the same uploader, or every video has the exact same line edited out, Personally I feel every video has the same line edited, but could be all the same original source "makes you want to call the bouncer a big fat poof" I cannot see what is so bad about that line

[1994cg]

love bundy

[CapnGokey]

i rank it 15th out of 17 ive tried, its foul

[IrishSatan]

hey i no u..

[1994cg]

who me???

[0Djclum0]

i love australia and melbourne best city in the world ;} DEFO the shuffle!

[NecroReaperX]

pffft syd stomp ftw LOL.. same shit lol

[D34n0Thund3r]

lmao makes ya wanna punch women....otis lee youre the man mate

[Raida7]

"...you paid for the whole seat... but you're only gonna need the edge of it..."

love it :]

[Mafk101]

Best drink ever: Bundy and Bundy OP

[thisissic]

hell yeah!! haha, bundy OP = jet fuel :P

[AdkinsX]

Die Shae1Roberts2Spinner

[scweezee]

well it was the melbourne comedy festival ..u idiot!

[Raida7]

well yeah dude, it was the Melbourne Comedy Festival, the what, third he's been to? and he's been on Spicks & Specks etc. O'course, this is Otis Lee Crenshaw, not Rich Hall :P

[dc2rrrr]

Brilliant

[boxrocks32]

I went to this and there was a whole bit removed from the start before the song began.

[Raida7]

really? what?

[HObideos]

This would sound better in an aussie accent. Gotta love bundy!!!!

[imkevig]

is there some skip at 3: 54?

[Jimmy3726]

bundaberg fucking rum

[davnikx]

I wanna know where I can get a copy of this to play in my ute!!!!! Absolutely awesome, every bit oh so true. Fortunately I don't get the violents when I drink the stuff, just tend to mellow out.

[foxnbunny]

i love this! i am a bundy drinker! love the stuff. i also drive a ute! this is my song!!!

[germturtle1]

i liked the dudes who did his intro

[jezbabies]

Awesome song!!!

There are two and a half missing lines in the first chorus,

from memory they are...

"makes you wanna call the bouncer a big fat poof.

Theres something in the fermentation

makes a man grow a mullet"

so try and imagine it with them in it...

without any further ado here's my crack at the lyrics

(with credit to DaguiarHeroFilms - thanks mate!!)

[djos3]

LOL makes u wanna call a bouncer a big fat poof

[davnikx]

Well they are, aren't they?

[Prangitt]

I used to know a bloke who worked at the bundy distillery, he reckons at the works pissups blokes would buy booze rather than drink the free bundy..

[Sharoo888]

but its like most things, once you see how its made it turns you off. My mate went on a tour and said the smell of it there turned him off it for life..

Even if you like it you wouldnt want to be around it all day everyday

[bumblebeeetuna]

lol "It makes u wanna punch woman"

[backie08]

i think thats heaps funny that the part where the audience laughed hardest is when he said the thing that was most wrong ... fucken gold

funny bastard none the less

[lehman]

well, explain what part was wrong for us non-drinking people

[deagsy]

this was the best one in the gala this year.

[aussie19862]

bundy is good week to week but wen u wanna not feel ur face any more nothing beats some good old 151

[uteman101]

fukn love that song

and i love how at the end

he jus goes BANG on the keyboard hahah

[TWop258]

This dude is 100% right!

[defaultdesign]

i am proud to drink Bundy, i will drink that shit till it kills me. Long live the flanny and the mullet

[soMa3889]

holy shit this is liquid crack lol

[LilithFilth]

I've always thought the stuff tasted the way that dirt smells, so I wouldn't touch it if it was the only bottle of booze left in the bar! :D

Not to mention..working in bars.. the people that drink it, seem to me, to be exactly the ppl he lists in this song!

[ryanhoney]

I work in a bottle-o and couldn't agree more.

[DaguiarHeroFilms]

Makes you wanna drive a ute Makes you wanna take the cops on a high speed pursuit Makes you hate you pigs? Makes you wanna make lips Makes you talk talk talk talk talk with your fists Makes you say things racist or tasteless No point of you on a informative basis Theres something in a bottle or cases That makes a man grow a mullet or join one nation Or family first Makes him hate mankind Done talkin Bundaberg rum!!! didnt get them all, did a alright job though great song!!

[DaguiarHeroFilms]

Makes you go bipolar Makes you watch sport channels Makes you wanna ware flannel Makes you wanna call the bouncer a big fat poofta ??? Makes you wanna grow a mullet or join one nation Or family first When he hates man kind cause hes blind drunk on Bundaberg rum Wine is for purest, whiskies for snobs Fosters is for tourists But bundy is for ??? Retarded ??? Cause its canned hate Liquid venom, semen from the demon With a twist of lemon Makes you angry to your boots...

[Sharoo888]

Fosters is for tourists

But bundy is specifically targeted for yobbs (as in yobbos)

[DaguiarHeroFilms]

Holy shit this is liquid crack, What the fuck are you looking at Come over here and ill beat you like a drum Ill introduce your face to my hand and well settle this whole thing man to man Bartender 2 more cans of Bundaberg rum. Cause its canned hate Liquid venom, makes you mean as a snake And wanna punch women Its purified suger from a high pressure cooker Makes your skin dark ??? Before they peel you from the roof Its caustic ???, mixed with cola Makes your eyes go beady...

[Sharoo888]

caustic soda.

[lemonademan1]

caustic soda

[thewomp12345]

skin dark ??? = skin start crawlin'

[hotactioncop666]

semen from a demon with just a hint of lemon hahahahaha

[renepogel87]

they left the best line out!

i've called heaps of bouncers big fat poofs drunk on bundy!

[kissabell6669]

takes an american to sing a funny as piss song about ur bundy at least he did a good job of it

[HotBrisGuy]

Right on Drreg01 this is the funniest and best tribute 4 bundy rum

[Drreg01]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You, Datcrazycygnet, are an idiot

[datcrazycygnet]

I didn't really like it.

I had to turn off the tv and go to bed when this came on

[pwwwnd01]

well fuckn good for you mate. why did you look it up on youtube for a 2nd round then aye?

[EaGLeBiaN]

THIS IS SO TRUE AND AWESOME! datcrazycygnet, are you a faggot or what, u turned the tv offwhen this came on, but watched it again on youtube, HOMO lol

[datcrazycygnet]

i'm a girl. but okay. it was most watched on the day and out of curiosity i clicked it. i didn't realise i'd watched it the night before. no need to be a jerk.

[SoulSnatcha666]

Wait.. the 'poof' part was edited out, but the crack about punching women was left in? Dammit I hate politicol correctness...

[davnikx]

Yep, the political correct police strike again. These idiots have absolutely no idea, just a bunch of drug fucked hippies that think they know what the rest of the world wants to hear. About time we said enough is enough and called these clowns a bunch of BIG FAT POOF's.

[holyninjacat]

yer whyed they get rid of it i wet me self luaghin at the gala when i heard that

[backie08]

yeah for some reason the words LARGE OVERWEIGHT HOMOSEXUAL, kinda didnt have the same ring to it, so they just left it out

[enterprisemedia]

He should take over Bundy marketing - will appeal perfectly to the demographic!

[BlaidBeserker]

ohh god, what a voice

[kno8t4]

haha... i love' makes you wanna grow a mullet and join one nation'.... pissa

[Elephtheria1]

hahahaha!..."cos its canned hate, its liquid venom, makes u mean as a snake, makes u wanna punch women." That is gold and it should be printed on every bundy label!

[Eelesie]

Excellent song

[Mattchette]

BAHAHHAHAA thanks for adding this WIN song

[vorganp]

Bundy, a fight in every bottle!

[amh007dude]

yer i feel the same way about that drink too

very good work that :)

[vivalabam5353]

has anyone got the lyrics to this song? i really want them so i cant print them and give them to my mate haha.. does anyone else find after a night of drinking bundy you can still taste it even if your drinking water?

[ause36]

hahaha YES! i get that

[Clown1334652]

HELL YEAH! GO BUNDY RUM!

[namingtheelephant]

i havnt laughed so hard in forever

[daadoxD]

this is sooo gold

[Panopticon51]

This is spot on the mark about "bundy rum" seen a few idiots turn psyco on the stuff...

[Wallnuthead]

pffft, thats just an excuse for idiots who can't control themselves, the drink is fine.

[Panopticon51]

Yeah, aggreed, the excuse "I was drunk" pisses me off...

[lsyoda]

Anybody gonna upload or got the link 4 me to the Aussie Rap on Gala Last nite , cheers

[snark83]

they edited the bit where it goes "call the bouncer a big fat poof"

[HaydenRhysAdderley]

makes you wanna call a bouncer a big fat poof!!! Gotta Love It!!

[olo606]

lol this is awesome, gotta love liquid crack !!

[snark83]

He got it oh so right with this. very impressed with the variety of Australian cultural references and slang given he's not from here. Pulls the piss out of the ad well too - as if folks from OS want to drink the stuff. Caribbean rum all the way.

[Ammanas]

Can't stand Rum. Plus i'm one of those guys that gets cranky off the shit. What a fantastic song

[BackSwordX]

Its a can of hate

Liquid venom,

Makes you a mean as a snake

makes you wanna punch woman

[popnfat]

Bundy red 4 life

[Sharoo888]

OMG yes! I tried it once and I was hooked! Love it!

[osamaben]

Red? nah cant stand the stuff, give me original or dark and stormy any day

[webby01966]

fucking osoooooo tue

[balaklavaman]

How true is this??!.. As a bartender, I'm always watching the dude drinking rum, cos sooner or later he's the one who I'll be throwing out that night... madman's drink... Otis hits the nail on the head, and he's not even Aussie...Oi Oi Oi...

[Sharoo888]

Rum Rage...I'm a chick n it has the opposite effect but I've seen it in my mates, they go psycho if they are pissed off.

[RUSTYMUTT222]

He's just having fun.

[swiftaddiction13]

LOL! I dont even drink the crap but I makes me want to buy a case :P