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  • Ive seen worse...

  • this sucks

  • They can't shoot because they were shocked by the quality of this CGI :D

  • Better dan Dutch Movies...

  • The cgi could be from a n64 game.

  • Not bad for 1994! 

  • @HomebrandMusic01 No...it's not. It would have been good for 1990 or anywhere in the 80's, but not for 1994.

  • @HomebrandMusic01

    *see Terminator 2: Judgement Day - 1991

  • omg look at that thing -girl- HELP MEEEEE -people- wow that thing sure ate her good , ok lets shoot it now after its probably killed her. nope damn she's fine ugh i hate that awful b!tch.

  • Retitle this "Primeval in a nutshell"

  • Very bad CGI.. worse acting

  • i've seen worse...

  • Attack of the Giant Vagina Monster

  • I bet those are the programmers behind the cgi giving a go at acting.

  • I find the acting far more insufferable than the CGI! XDD

  • What actually happened to that thing?

  • Looks like a syfy original.

  • The actors are... pathetic.

  • @MrNothinbutmovies Learn some basic reading and comprehension skills, then come back and say you're sorry. Fucking kids around here.

  • They're eating her! And now they're going to eat me! OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

  • I've seen worse.

  • The worst offenders being any scene where King King grabs hold of Miss Watts, the absurdly badly done scene with the insects and assorted creeps and the worst offender of all the dinosaur stampede. The dinosaur stampede scene is the worst CGI ever done when one takes cost and time spent into consideration. It is beyond hideous.

  • @Fedorevsky Those effects were great and 10x better then this

  • Some of the crap they did for that bloated piece of junk looks almost identical to the stuff we see in this clip only with a few tricks laid on top of the animation too even it out a bit.

  • It's not that bad, considering it was made on such a low budget back in 94. Several scenes in Peter Jackson's King Kong (2005) are much better contenders for "worst CGI of all time".

  • I love how they wait until the woman is eaten then proceed to shoot at it :-/

  • I don't watch movies if I know ahead of time they're using CGI. Unfortunately all studios are these days so I basically stick with the old classics over the modern junk.

  • doesnt seem so bad for the time period.. the real shame are the made for tv movies that STILL look that way.. >.>

  • @younglegend4life

    No, it's terrible even for its time.

    Should have went animatronic.

  • For some reason this looks like a high budget porno from the 80's.

  • vagina mouthed beast ?

  • I have seen worse.

  • it looks like they had 5 dollars left in the budget

  • Is it me or does that monster look like the Boss you had to fight on Duke Nukem forever in the Stadium with the huge tits.

  • Looks better than Episodes 1-3 of Star Wars... The acting is about the same

  • "I know...Let's just stand here while our friend gets eaten, and THEN shoot after she gets swallowed up!"

    geniuses...

  • have you ever watched pinoy movies? hahaha

  • that was pretty bad, but i think Birdemic takes the cake for worse cgi XD

  • worst acting

  • worst gun pointing ever 

  • Hehe I think more women should be eaten like that! hehehe

  • it looks like a goosebumps episode

  • why didn't they shoot it BEFORE it ate the woman?

  • seen worse lol

  • its mouth looks like a vagina.

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  • The last Starfighter is much worse than this.

  • @DarthAzabrush Pfft! Are you kidding!? The Last Starfighter was made in 1984 before there was very much CGI at all that even existed AND it looks waaaay better than this crap!

    Ugh! Next you're gonna say that Metropolis [1927] and A Trip to the Moon [1902] had bad CGI in it! :| And you should have your eyes checked! hehehe

  • Worst horror movie monster ever. I ate a defenseless woman. Aghhhh, I'm dying!! I didn't even chew, I swallowed her whole, and it's killing me! I'm choking.. and crumbling apart into light because of it.. this doesn't even make sense, argh.. what a world.. what a worldddd..

  • the glow at the bottom left at 0:51 is riddicolous!!!

  • Look at that...keep looking at it...I'm sure that woman will be fine.

  • worst sound effects too

  • Worst looking movie ever. I think it might be worse than Troll 2...

  • They really doesn't seem to like that woman that much.

  • The acting is least as bad as the CGI

  • that was shitty

  • shott you bitch

  • If you can't do it on paint then it is good enough for me.

  • 0:07 That one guy with the rifle is looking at the ground

  • why do scary monsters have pussy mouths?

  • @w5monkey Gotta ask sigmund freud

  • Oh, shit! Look at that! XD I love how calm they sound

  • lol that`s Ctulhu, South Park

  • its also the absolute worst acting ever

  • i have seen worse...

  • that's one big vagina dentata!

  • doesn't anybody think to shoot the thing before it takes 15 seconds to gobble up one of their friends???

  • Is this a new game for the Wii? 

  • yeah but at the time this was probably pretty good.

  • @kickerpunter Jurassic Park had come out a year earlier. No, CGI was *much* better than this at the time.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater what about budget? Jurassic Park had a huge budget. Maybe this didn't. Besides, CGI isn't what makes a movie great, which seems to be what everyone thinks these days.

  • CGI not as bad as the acting

  • nice acting

  • Lol and this is why most horror films with monsters suck nowadays...

    Animatronics FTW

    P.S The Langoliers has the worst CGI by far...

  • For once the black guy doesn't die! :D

  • not the worst cgi, but the worst acting ever.

  • nononon the worsrt CGI was aliens vs hunter ALIEN VS HUNTER!!! has the worst CGI

  • vagina monster?

  • WTF is cgi?!

  • @tacticalkiller1 Google is your friend...

  • Someone, somewhere, is aroused by this. It's you.

  • The Sci Fi Channel originals look even worse.

  • Horrible CGI, and even worse sound effects. The sounds of pain from the creature...hmm sounds familiar.

    Oh wait...Doom2...yea that fucking OLD ASS GAME had these same sound effects when you encountered certain demons.

    Epic fail is epic.

  • Showcasing pure gentlemen manners here !! ;)

  • it's cloverflieds mom

  • This should be named worst shit ever

  • This should be named "Worst acting ever"

  • Where can I find this movie and how much much is it?

  • Horry smoke! Errybotty wun... It's Vagina Face!

  • I've seen worse, just watch the langoliers

  • goddamn! its a lie!

  • thats actually pretty good for 1994..heard they used the same software used in jurassic park ( wich obviously looked better BUT they had way more money / computers etc etc)

  • from this to avatar. Goddam CGI has grown.

  • Worst? Have you ever seen the first power rangers movie?!

  • And the acting is not much better.

  • HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUH

  • Looks as bad as the Langoliers from The Langoliers TV movie.

  • lests just look on in fear and shock as she gets eaten

  • That's some nice apathy they have going there. Just let the poor lady get eaten by that monster. Sexist pigs.

  • @OceanbornAngel She wouldn't have been caught by it in the first place if she'd just stayed in the kitchen.

  • @BuddhaBassLine You do know I am a woman and take offense to that. More like she should have run like hell.

  • @OceanbornAngel Sorry (well not really) but your original comment was just so beside the point and needlessly aggressive that it demanded trolling. And yes, she should have run like hell... by the looks of it the kitchen is a faaaaar way away. Maybe the bedroom would be closer. I also would have never guessed that someone using the term "sexist pigs" would be a women. XD

  • @OceanbornAngel Sorry (well not really) but your original comment was just so beside the point and needlessly aggressive that it demanded trolling. And yes, she should have run like hell... by the looks of it the kitchen is a faaaaar way away. Maybe the bedroom would be closer. I also would have never guessed that someone using the term "sexist pigs" would be a women. XD

  • Its what Teeth would of grown up to be.

  • Vagineers evolved form

  • @Cr4bc4kes im probably the only one that understands and appreciates your comment, hahaha good stuff.

  • Aaaaangry vag is really angry.

  • what the hell is this?

  • is that cthulu

  • -"Let me eat this bitch before shooting me". -"ok"

  • they couldn't shoot it sooner to save her the trouble of death? I mean it was one shot one kill

  • looks like a mutated vagineer

  • Why did they wait to shoot? Idiots.

  • I have seen far worse.

  • LAKE PLACID 2 - cheapest, worst looking CGI I've see...and it's not just the creature, they couldn't afford a real airplane, so crummy looking CGI was used.

  • I'm sorry I've seen worse. If you put that creature out alone as a model, it's pretty good. It's just lit and textured horribly, as well as not animated too well.

  • Cho'Gath! OMNOMNONMNOM

  • @TheGrabougla YES!!! The daylight, it burns!!!

  • Why didn't they shoot?

  • I could do better cgi on paint lol

  • the acting lol .. wtf?

  • lol wait until the monster eats the girl then shoot it. they must really hate her

  • king kong remake had some of the very worst CGI ever!!

    the bit where they're running away from the dinosaurs LMFAO

  • Power Rangers movie CGI is way worst

  • its ok for that time.

  • wel1980. Isn't bad at all. You know. It's needed a power of 1000 pc in this time. Today you need only one. And it takes a few minutes to generate effect like in this film.

  • @qnaman A few minutes? It would still take many hours to put something like this together, even if it is bad.

  • @unklejman - well, its' a simply model with a normal lights (not raytracing) with primitive bumpmapping. To render this one scene on intel core 2 duo. You need about 30 mintes. Only a particle systems , and realistic light are problem for new pc.

  • @qnaman Rendering sure, but it would still take time to design, model, rig, and animate. As well as set up the lighting and create materials.

  • @unklejman by the way this cgi is still better than actors. Looks, how they play.

  • You all know what's coming...

    "It's eating her! And then it's gonna eat me! Oh my GGGOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!"

  • Holy s**t! movies sucked that bad back then?! :O

  • i've seen worse

  • It's eating her! And then it's going to eat us!  Oh my Goooooo- oh wait, maybe not.

  • There was some visual FX on Dune that were horrible. Specifically the duel between Gurney Halleck and Paul when they are sparring with those force fields. My goodness.

  • I think they wanted her to get eaten cause there's no way they could be that stupid. -:0

  • Is it a Troma production?

  • LOL 1980s

  • I've seen way worse CGI than that!! It's not great but it could be a damn sight worse

  • Four people aiming guns at it and they let the girl get eaten. Apparently, they really don't care about her that much.

  • Looks Like a Zerg Abomination...

  • If you want actually terrible cgi look at Satan in the movie Spawn.

  • No man. Supercroc....Supercroc.

  • @SandWraith123 Actually, that goes for every stereotypical Sy-Fy original movie where a [insert profession here] attempts to deal with a [insert hybrid monster here] that randomly wants to kill everyone for no reason.

  • CGI is not as bad as the acting

  • consideringthis looks about 20 years old, its still shit

  • yeah so that happened...

  • I like how they waited for the girl to be eaten before they shot that thing.

  • this is not the absolute worst cgi ever... but this is decent, DECENT

  • I've seen worse.

  • Uh, shoot it.

    Or just stand there and let the woman be eaten, that's fine too.

  • @massoluk thats what i think about almost every scifi (the channel) movie ever made

  • It's FAKE! lol

  • Birdemic.

    Type it in.

    That is all.

  • ground breaking cgi.

    Avatar, Watch out!

  • Absolute WORST idea ever!

  • This doesn't beat Mortal Kombat as worst. That's all I have to say.

  • Why'd they just stare at it as it ate that girl? o.0

  • After watching an ILM documentary, this is so fucking bad.

  • Did that thing have a pussy as a mouth?

  • you've never even seen mortal kombat annihilation, have you?

  • "From director MICHAEL BAY"

  • sometimes you cant blame the actors, remember when they're filming all they see is green :P

  • The cgi looked good. The acting was bad.

  • Why does the mouth look like a vagina?

  • @CrazyRsQuester cause the beast is your mother

  • @CrazyRsQuester because let's face it, vaginas are terrifying

  • @ellensmith Gaylord.

  • @guthixguy27 i'm a girl...idiot

  • @CrazyRsQuester It's a metaphor?

  • @CrazyRsQuester I was thinking the exact same thing xD

  • @CrazyRsQuester You're fucking the wrong end if it looks like that!

  • *places woman gently into mouth* lololololol

  • Damn, I can do better CGI than that in a notepad document.

  • Nah, I've seen worse than this.