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  • ford can suck my dick too

  • holden can eat my ass

  • they dont make fords anymore

  • I love FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DISLIKE

  • Ford stands for, found on road dead!

  • I HATE MY FORD!! IT MAKES ME WANNA SMASH MY FACE INTO THIS COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! DON'T BUY ONE! Love the video :-) Needed a laugh after stalling out today :-)

  • lol i like how the music cuts out after he says "the car always fucking stalls"

  • agreeeed!!! i hate fords the fucking piles of shit!!! HOLDEN ALL THE WAY!

  • Lol!

  • Holden FTW

  • Great video but I don't see any Daewoos here :( Still liking it though.

  • welll u suck i love ford chevys suck so do you

  • @NCairsoft12 Fords are gay they got heated bumpers now so its warm on the hands when your pushing them ;)

  • @NoVaTutz dont know where you got that bullshit from, you got any proof?

  • awsome song hitting repeat while i piss myself laughing

  • @madskiller100 i pissed myself once i knew a german was runing england=/

  • i didnt know cars can suck sweat ball sacks =/

  • @tr4um4z funny shit

    i have a peice of shit so i throw it at my car

  • F.O.R.D (:

    o n o e

    u a a

    n d d

    d

  • im taking a wild guess at this

    but you dont like fords

    right

  • @bigjerseydog1270 lol good guess

  • i have a piece of shit car. hahaha... saturn

  • i have a piece of shit car. hahaha...

  • yeah dodge is a piece of shit. NOT Ford

  • @grandazz17 Dodge kicks the shit outta Ford.

  • @parachutepants101 If I wanted a heavy car with the worlds worst transmission, I'd buy a Dodge

  • @grandazz17 Right, believe what you want, but look up Diesel Power and see the last time Ford won the years best diesel. Dodge and Chevy always win. Dodge primarily. Dodge has more power, torque, and towing capabilities. The only reason people like you hate the transmissions is because the USED TO BE bad. Anything later than 1996 and its just as reliable as any other diesel trans that isn't Allison. I've been working on Diesels for 5 years now and I haven't come across a single Ford I like.

  • You could of aded dodges to this video

  • I have two piece of shit cars both Fords. Bumper barely hanging on

  • LOVE MY PIECE OF SHIT CAR! AND IN HER DEFENSE-AT LEAST SHE ISN'T A FORD! ;)

  • why does remind me of Niko Bellic from GTAIV.. cmon start u piece of shit LOL

  • HOLDEN IS SHIT

  • Yep Ford a piece of shit

  • funnny as shit

  • only any thing made by ford or found on road dead

  • most of these cars are actually beaten up (from a motor accident) or are just old!!!! the rest look okay. in my opinion, the 1970's to 1980's Honda Civics are piece of shit cars!!!! i mean it doesn't matter how many years go by it's still just a pile of junk!!!! the other brands could actually be worth a fortune if taken care of preoperly!!!!

  • Today's Fords are shit cars, not the old ones like in the video.

  • Fuck u if u hate fords

  • the f700 IS NOT SHIT

  • That's just like Calvin, always pissing on stuff.

  • You have to hand it to Henry Ford .He bought the cheapest material to build his cars

    and sold parts for a ridiculous price . Ford have been known to make more profit on parts then selling there cars. I do like the Ford Falcon however i would make sure its a tickford motor under the bonnet (they use quality parts)my father has one and its very reliable.

  • @BambamSaysBOOM what the fuck is your problem

  • lmfao

  • um your a dumbass because holden is a subsidiary of ford before you speak do your research

  • Hey that's my car!!

  • Black Assasyn have a shit car !

  • all u holden luvers r jst gay n e ways coz holdens r gurls cars designed by gurls holden= holding on little dicks every night . FORD= FOR ONLY REAL DRIVERS

  • all u holden luvers r jst gay n e ways coz holdens r gurls cars designed by gurls holden= holding on little dicks every night . FORD= FOR ONLY REAL DRIVERS

  • Those cars are just not taken care of at all. ford is an amazing car manufacture, some people don't take care of their vehicles at all.

  • Fix or Repair Daily. I agree with you about fords. They're not terrible, but they are substandard compared with Japanese cars. It's funny how angry some people are.

  • not ugly at all. Smart cars are ugly

  • They are just well used

  • I do like some Ford vehicles. The GT and the GT40 are epic. The GT40 is a legend because it won Le Mans 3 or 4 times and the muscle cars rock too. The Mustang GT500 looked amazing in Gone In 60 Seconds. The one thing the Capri doesn't do is suck. When it comes to drag racing, that thing will pulverise a Lotus Elise.

  • There is only one Ford vehicle that I think the Adam Sandler song describes. The Transit. I know because three of the minibuses at my school were Ford Transits. The first one was rusty and the seatbelts didn't work so I just had to sit there and pray, and the second one was also rusty and the headrests nearly gave me an internal hemmorhage (both of them have been scrapped now) and the third one's handbrake cable snapped and wrapped itself round the differential and locked the rear wheels (thank

  • At 1:30 all i saw was potential.

  • Note to the uploader: No you're wrong, Fords ARE shit

  • Ford = Fucked on rainy days

  • Sounds like my car

  • I AM an auto technician, and ford are the shittiest cars of all time.

  • Cars 2000 and newer are shit cars.

  • New fords are shit cars.

  • those aren't shit cars. Smart Cars, Priuses, etc. are shit cars.

  • You guys can hate Fords all you want, I'd give anything for a Ford Granada! 

  • You should see my oldsmobile cutlass supreme/chevy lumina it fucks up everyweek I fix one thing another breaks no joke. A ford is a haven compared to the Cutlass supreme. Ford rules.

  • @MSNIMSM Don't you be dissing the Olds Cutlass!! I had a 2 door 77 old cutlass supreme with a 455 Rocket. That thing could never die!! Of course, with any car, keeping it up is required... For mine, change to oil and gas it up... Oh... Gas... That's why I drive a Toyota now...

  • @omniwarrior1980 Mine is a 96 sedan with the 3100 v6 wich is notorious for blowing gaskets and burning antifreeze like a mother fucker plus they also are prone to rod bearning knock. Its the first car I ever bought so maybee its supposed to suck lol

  • lol i have an 85 ford ranger I think of this song every time I drive it

  • FORD SUCKS GOOD OLD GM IS THE WAY TO GO

  • 23 people have piece of shit cars

  • yes there are alot of fords broken down on the side of the road but that's cause theres more fords on the road world wide than any other company. people world wide buy the best and it isn't no gm product.

  • oooooh piece of shit cars!

  • "he'll never ever get the poosey!" "hey shut up"

  • Fuck you guys im a mechanic the reason you see broken down fords is most of the dumbasses that call themselfs "Ford Technicians" dont know shit and they "fix" them and they didnt replace the right part so they break down and drivers are stranded because of the "technicians".

  • Ford backwards =Driver Returned On Foot .lol

  • haha look at these shitbox cars. i bet there is some lower class scum that would want one of these piece of shit cars. haha get a job poor people!

  • i got a piece of shit chevy at the moment wish i had a ford

  • I don't get what's wrong with fords but ok and I like that song

  • found on the road dead = peice of shit ford can lick my sweaty nut sack

  • hey, i drove 2 fords in my life and they were the best cars i ever drove. i don't drive one anymore, but I will still defend em.

  • FORD = found on russian dumpster

  • Chevrolet. that is all.

  • well ford just won daytona bitches and so what if the ford has a dent in it you can't keep em clean if you go off roading hints

    For

    Off

    Road

    Driving 

  • I found this video looking for the song; I'd just like to say that anyone that isn't a mechanic or technician in the automotice industry is, of course, entitled to their opinion on different manufacturers...  but you just sound like a dumbass when you have such a hateful passion for something you truly don't understand. If you're not an automotive technician, keep your mouth shut.

  • @whitey11B Well i value all comments and everybody has their own opinion as you said. Even if i don't know engineering inside and out, all i have to do is look around and the majority of cars broken down on the side of the road are ford. Now after seeing this a ridiculous amount of times, you start thinking... well shit this cant just be a coincidence. Don't forget.. these are the fords that are in Australia.. if your some place different, then you have nothing to worry about.

  • @jjcoolio1991 only reason the fords are on the side of the road is because they actually started unlike the holdens stuck in the drive way :D

    no I kid I kid..

    never owned either.. subaru all the way.

  • @burningsociety lol fair enough and good call

  • @whitey11B haha you are poor. your cars a piece of crap

  • @whitey11B You are a retard

  • @whitey11B ALL cars can have their problems regardless of make and model. went looking for this song as it reminds me of my caravan LOL. what a pile of SHIT! a new part each week.

  • @whitey11B and you do lol

    

  • @whitey11B and you do lol

    and it stands for driver returns on foot

  • ford- FIRST ON RACE DAY (bitches!)

  • @evililbazturd yes, first to break down on race day.. correct

  • @jjcoolio1991 that f700 would kick your little forgien jobies ass

  • @jjcoolio1991 f*cked on race day

  • @Wavedude21101 thats right. they seem to love the walls too

  • @evililbazturd

    Wroooong

    "Fucked On Race Day"

  • @evililbazturd fukd on race day

  • @evililbazturd FUCKING OWNERS REALLY DUMB

  • @evililbazturd Found On Road Dead

  • If you don't like FORD, you're the only piece of shitt.

  • Nice Ford = Oxymoron

    F*O*R*D = Found On Road Dead

  • If you don't work for general motors or chrysler or something, then you are a total shallow vapid person. Brands are corporations, corporations exploit humans, having loyalty to a corporation is like asking someone to cuff you for the fun of it. sick

  • If you like this song, check out "Two Ton Paperweight" by Psychostick!!!

  • I hope you honda or what ever combusts.

  • FORDS ARE JUNK, THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE TO COMPARE THEMSELVES TO HONDA AND TOYOTA ON THE TV ADS, BECAUSE AS WAS SAID BEFORE MOST CARS BROKE DOWN ON THE ROADSIDES ARE FORDS. CHWECK IT OUT YOU WILL SEE. MY FATHER WAS A FORD GUY AND WAS UNDER THE HOOD OF THAT PILE OF SHIT EVERY WEEK HE OWNED IT.

  • you jerk, make a drawing a boy pissing on a ford symbol. ford is awesome!

  • @terry101097 first of all i didnt draw the picture.. theres thousands of em.. and second.. fords ARE pieces of shit... well anything after 79. 90% of cars broken down on the side of the road are ford...

  • @jjcoolio1991 so are chryslers, about ready to run my caravan into a tree just so I don't have to fix it weekly! pile of dogshit.

  • @jjcoolio1991 ford fucking

     rules

  • Fuck you ... Fords rule !!

  • Ford can't make shit cars. Oh wait, they always do.......

  • hahahahaha this song is mad funny 

  • Well i think only in USA Fords are shit cars...in Europe the.y are pretty reliable cars

  • Ford: At least they circle the problem

  • Whenever I hear this song in the verse mentioning the 8-track player it reminds me of the first car I got when I was 15 years old back in 1998. 1977 Ford Thunderbird with the 351 2bbl Windsor lopo EGR choked motor. Thing was a NIGHTMARE.

    Never again will I own a Ford unless it happened to be a 60's one with a 406 or a 427. Even then it'd just be a toy because god knows it's got enough Ford blood in it to decide to break down and kill 3 innocent children with a dislodged spark plug.

  • Lol, someone's a little obsessed with making Ford's look like pieces of shit...

  • @jjcoolio1991

    That's because Fords are pieces of shit.

  • the ford is not piece of shit you are but i like more pontiac

  • @TheLegoman28 90% of cars broken down on the side of the road are fords... just a coincidence?

  • @jjcoolio1991 yes bacause 50% of the cars you drive in america are ford

  • @jjcoolio1991 Maybe because more people drive Fords???

  • @jjcoolio1991 nice! did you know 94% of statistics are made up on the spot? :D

  • @TheLegoman28

    So Yoda is Bulgarian? It all makes sense now...

  • @IcabodCrane nothing wrong with Bulgaria ...

    Chevy sales are strong here, ford sales are rising too.

    the new fiesta for example is No1 best seller ;-)

    by the way only 5% of the population has new cars. 95% drive Piece of shit cars 5-15 yera old :-) lol

    mine just turned 15... that piece of $hi...

  • FOND ON ROAD DEAD (FORD)

  • Dear tolerance775, You fail. Dodge/Chrysler/Jeep, as well as Mercedes Benz, Sterling, and the Plymouth trademark, along with some others, are owned by Daimler Chrysler Motor Company. Notice all the top quality brands. Ford is NOWHERE in the mix because Ford Motor Company went to SHIT in 1980. Your statement here is invalid. Have a nice day.  Sincerely, microbat15

  • @Microbat15 and i totally agree :) your absolutely right. anything after 1980 with ford is the biggest piece of shit and shitty engineered crap on wheels ive ever seen.

  • @Microbat15

    You speak the beautiful truth...my parents just bought themselves a Midlife Mobile, aka 2010 Challenger. Thing is a fucking immaculate beam of pure awesome frozen in space and time.

  • the auto industry is just another tool they use to keep people down

  • CHEVY KICK FORD ASS. Though Dodge RAM series are best trucks on the road right now. Fuck the F series.

  • CHEVY KICK FORD ASS. Though Dodge RAM series are best trucks on the road right now. Fuck the F series.

  • FUCK YOU FORDS ARE THE SHIT YOU SLIPPERY GIPSY

  • @Joshfcf yes fords are shit i agree... try chev or holden.

  • My Ford Still runs great even if i've gotten hit on the side... F Dodge and Chrysler i feel bad for all who buy there cars...

  • its funny cus ford builds the most pratcical truck in the world right now oh and by the way they own your motor company dodge ford built motors. :D

  • @tolerance775 not where im from.. im not american.. heres its holdens and they dont have ford motors or running gear.

  • the only good models are the Ford Gt, Mustang Cobra n GT500, and Ford F-250...

  • @RaulValdovinos idiot...no such thing is a mustang cobra lmao

  • @wajeh77 really? how old are u? 12? look it up

  • Peice of Shit Ford!

  • not piece of shit,

    piece of diarrhea :D

  • FUK YOU , LOOSER DOGGS, have no0 better tym then to0 mock the best car in the world.... fukkkerrs... check whos winnen the v8's you fuk wits, get a brain while ur checken the scores to0.... wankers.. : D

  • ford backward

    driver

    returns

    on

    foot

  • ford owns stakes in mazda , aston martin , jaguar , land rover and mercury ? hardly think there piece of shit cars lol

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  • people get all crazy about how they put chevy emgines in drag cars but the only reason is because they look better and where the oil sump is, ford oil pans are two deep. do any of you notice how chevy barely makes any super car engines, for makes engines for saleen, they used to for pantera, the shelby cobra,and obviously the ford gt.

  • awesome song!!

  • LOL my dad works at ford XD

  • FORD- Fix Or Repair Daily......heh heh heh! 

  • @dxtros1 Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge!! Found On Road DEAD!!!!

  • Ford sucks huh if I did to a chevy or dodge what I did to my 96 mustang gt I would of been junking the chevy and dodge trust me I know people that have dodge and don't beat them and every year they replace the rears in there trucks and chevy lol never heard so much valvetrain noise in a vehical

  • haha..never liked them, not only are they ugly...but crap. My family loves them...I don't know why. Never have, never will!

  • fuck fordsm hate em with a fucking passion!

  • Adam sandler is the best in the movie business! propa legend!

  • I have a 90' FORD mustang it it still runs as good as the day it rolled off the assembly line. The 5.0 engine runs better than any original 20 year old chevy engine. I also own a chevy and have to work on it more than I ever have with my car. And yeah Ford didn't have to get bailed out.

  • i like :)....

  • Fucken legendary, Great video mate !!!!!!

  • Fords has a couple of nice trucks, Chevy has alot of nice cars and trucks.

  • I LOVE this video!! Someone shares my same view of FORDS (Fucked Over Reassembled Dodge) This song had to have been written about a FORD. I can say one good thing about Ford, they keep my Dad's automotive shop very busy. Long live Chevrolet!!!!

  • @33Titansmaster haha i agree:P

  • @33Titansmaster If Gm products are so great why did they have to get the government to give them money so that they could stay in buisness dumbfuck...Long Live Ford #1 selling truck for 31 years... Btw did they issue super glue with the chevy you bought

  • @33Titansmaster Look up capriracer351 and watch his video called Ford Vehicles The truth about trucks16... then you will see...

  • Yah right! Ford was the only US car maker that didn`t need to be bailed out a few years ago! I don`t think you are in a position to brag! Ford is the pioneer of american auto making, If it wasn`t for Ford, GM and Dodge may have never existed. After all, these founders started at Ford. If you don`t respect Ford, you don`t respect the US car industry. Also, with japan taking over America in auto making, we should stand together, not destroy one-another! That 70`s way of thinking is over Bud!

  • @33Titansmaster I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT CHEVY'S ..THEY ARE NOTHING BUT JUNK...AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SHIM A FORD STARTER LIKE YOU DO A CHEVY STARTER ...DID WE FORGET ABOUT CHEVYS EARLY 305'S WITH BAD CAMS???OR THE FULL SIZE CHEVY TRUCKS FROM 73TILL 87 THAT EXPLODE WHEN HIT FROM THE SIDE?....AND YEAH..I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE PINTO ..OH..AND FORD DIDNT TAKE A THIN DIME OF BAILOUT MONEY ..FORD MAKES MONEY AND GM TAKE'S IT

  • Ford and dodge is beast

  • Ford,Chrysler, GM and anything else from Alpha to Yugo.....they all build turds. Once in a while they get it right, but then they gotta change it..........fuckin idiots!

  • ok Ford ROCKS..chev sucks hairy balls

  • how the fuck can u say that fords are crap? i had a focus estate for 7 fucking years and the only thing i had to do to it was change the front tires and thats it. so wtf u sayin that holdens are better just because they use the same engines as ford use?

  • too many fords...

  • Hilarious! Great video, had me laughing loads.

  • I will say this on the defence of ford.. (note I am a chevy & chrysler person) they didn't take bailout money

  • makes me miss my first ride....

    81' benz.... which was a great car, only by the time it was handed down to me it was 1998 and 311,000 miles...RIP

  • DID YOU HERE ford just came out with heated bumpers so your hands dond get cold when you push

  • @awhite1256 lmao good 1

  • @awhite1256 u can also use it to keep your ass warm when youre sitting down on the bumper sucking your moms cock

  • @awhite1256 Did you here that on the back of Chevys owners manual comes the bus schedual

  • @1snowbuster BULLSHIT