Re: Al Jazeera English - What do you think?

[TheDeadBranch]

LOL whatta retard

[melmelik]

Damn... I really wasted 36 sec of my time waching this fuckin idiot

[robbieloler]

stupid fucking spic

[stupidlazy]

gets me every time "run for the hills... but not the one oSAMa's hiding in" ehhhh

[JarvistheBitch]

hEY pOLY GO MAKE MORE SHITTY POSTS about how your hamster is sick and how girls dis you on the daily. The fact that your wife even married you in the 1st place makes her the dumbest bitch on the planet. Also i'm gonna skull fuck your mother after work today. How does that make you feel????

[polyatomic]

said message board is full of scorned fgts like the one you just read

[JarvistheBitch]

yeah EXACTLY faggot and your on that said message board posting wack shit like: "Guess what! I stubbed my toe today!" And yet you try to hang with the 'cool crowd' there by agreeing with everything they say. All while your said ex-wife celebrates in all her glory the fact that she's not stuck with a turtle faced internet loser like you anymore. Keep it comin' faggot i got more. (and yes i am one of the HLB's not everyone is blinded by the fact that u suck at posting

[JarvistheBitch]

Poly whats it lyke??

whats it like to wake up to no wifey to fuck? Tell me what it be like dude. Whats it like to know your going to sleep alone again. tell me what that be like kid. whats it like to know the highlight of your day is seeing your EFriends commend u on a post. whats that one like homie? whats it like to look in the mirror and see a turtle faced aging hipster? tell me bout that shit mayne.?? WHATSITLYKE????

[JarvistheBitch]

whats it lyke knowing your days starts and ends on a message board? tell me bout that son? whats it like to know your woman is out fucking while your at home jerking it to cheap porn. tell me 'bout that homie? whats it like to live your ;ife alone with no irl friends? whats it like kid? whats it like to be part of a failed shitty rock band and now u just play the game Rock Band? Lemme know bout that shit holmes. TellmeWHATit'sLYKEson???

[JarvistheBitch]

just know you aint no HLB. None of us really thinks so. You're a lapdog. And soon the demise of your tagging along the tails of the HLBs will come to an end. Stay tuned faggot.

[polyatomic]

wowzers... you must really hate me..eh?

[JarvistheBitch]

Look i'm sorry i called you a Turtle Faced Faggot but thats what you are. Your posts SUCK SHIT. U wanna be 'in the middle' of the HLB ranking list?? How can you do that Fuck i mean Chuck when your posts consist of "Hey guys guess what! some girl with big tits smiled at me today! Oh GOODY!" or "I ate a PB sammich for lunch today yaaayyy!" Thats sucks Chuck and your a fuck. U fuckin' duck. and outta' luck.

[JarvistheBitch]

being a turtle faced faggot and having no originality is grounds for expulsion. Like i said u have proof now that MANY people feel this way about you. You need to step down from your SELF said HLB status or else Rogue Mod will splat dat' ass bitch. Work on your posts come see us later. But seriously look at your threads and ask yourself.. "Am i really HLb???" & in the end I think you will find... you still look like a Turtle faced faggot.

[JarvistheBitch]

your my TFF!! (Turtle Faced Faggot)

[stupidlazy]

yikes... whatta jerk......

[JarvistheBitch]

Poly u stupid FUCKER. your face reminds me of FUCK. I hate you like the bitch you are.

[JarvistheBitch]

For anyone that doesnt know this guy was actually MARRIED and his wife left him and is now a known whore around the greater LA area. (I know someone who fucked her and thats the honest to god truth) Now this faggot is reduced to a message board kissing ass of the HLB's so he feels better 'bout himself. Also be4 u accuse me... this is not forrest. Many other people think your a faggot.

[JarvistheBitch]

Polyatomic you are a little FUCKING bitch and u always have been. U are not an HLB at ughh u just THINK YOU ARE. U proceeded to kiss the ass of the HLB's at ughh and agree with everything they said and took on their enemies as your own. It doesnt change the fact that you SUCK SHIT at posting and your a loser who's wife left him for a bigger cock. I'm gonna fuck your slut wife who left you. Cuz your a loser and u know you are.

[theomen1990]

stick ur fingers up ur ass

[garyteams]

fuck you niger jewish slave you poly

[garyteams]

JEWS are an abomination of civilised society.

[polyatomic]

you keep your homosexual politic discussions outta mah video

[Bboyli0n]

what the hell is wrong with people...there actually fighting over this video...charles you are retarded lol

[mystlikethis]

OH RUN FOR THE HILLS BOYS!!! ROLF

but whats he saying at the end there?

[swlondres46]

imbecility at its best!!

[stupidlazy]

i get you... i tried commenting on the stupid people below who were being jerks and not getting the sarcasm... but no use. i'm not used to youtube...

you look like charlie chaplin by the by

[jazzzjackrabbit]

hahahaaaaaaaaaa

[Knight785]

G e t A L i f e (man or woman)

Just get a life.

[sonyericsson1972]

one quation ... is he funny? or american or english people consider funny like this?

i dont think so ... go to hell video creator ur sucks

[highway39]

I would like to point out as a youtube user that when I saw this video I saw it as a satire. It illustrates in many ways the ignorance that is disseminated into the minds of average westerners. The reality is that a good number of people who are Arabic speak often 5 different languages. as I Canadian I speak English...I rather think that I should in many ways be pitied for my own lack.

[357Python357]

wow so many comments for a little gay kid !!!

muhuhahaha, yeah keep talking little bitch ass

[sb1282000]

The most violent society in the world is the US, google statistics. When I was home last year the American Christians fascist & fundamentalist group were murdering and holding signs "kill all homosexual".

[magikbymoonlight]

Oh yeah the arabs are just crazy about homosexuals. And so non violent. You have shown me the light. I'm packing my bags for Baghdad or Darfur right now.

[1nev1tab1e]

wow fuckin wetback, get a fuckin life. Shouldnt you be painting my house?

[Zeljko3333]

You have the right face to be punshed much times. hahaha

[risekevin]

That's awesome!!! Lovin' it :)

[glockfire]

Lol, stupid as hell but funny.

[baredd79]

This kid's so stupid, he couldn't even make a soup sandwitch.

[lilo999921]

I think youTube should add an option next to "flag as inappropriate" called "flag as bullshit".....If this guy is American I'm ashamed.

[jpd910]

stupid...idiot...ignorant

"talking english" what a joke

[kristofferdub]

I hope this guy's not American.

[sb1282000]

It's embarrassing to watch this video. Don't forget this video can be watched from anywhere in the world!!!

I understand why so many people in the world think that Americans are stupid

As an American who travelled around the world is ashamed to watch this video! Hope u not from Israel and try to cause more pbs for the US?

[prdp]

Look up "Satire"

[magikbymoonlight]

You obviously haven't seen any of the arab world propaganda against the west. Apparantly it's okay to make fun of the United States and is even encouraged but any satire against anyone else is a sin. Well you have your al jazeera now. Enjoy watching the beheadings and terrorists.

[sb1282000]

I am an american who's proud of it. I live in the west. Aljazeera is respected in the west but not cnn, abc, Fox news (it's called in the uk "FAUX NEWS" french term for false news). This video shows that we are an arrogant and ignorant nation.. We keep talking about the muslims but here in Europe both Israel and US are viewed as undemocratic, corrupt states and both as the biggest threat to world peace...so please get ur facts right

[magikbymoonlight]

Well you sure don't sound like an American by your comments. Al Jazeera is a platform for the enemy and remind your good friends in France that if it weren't for their hated enemy America they'd all be speaking fucking German right now. So do me a favor, since the middle east has become your window to the truth why don't you go and live there. asshole!

[sb1282000]

Get your facts right u moron! It depends if u want to believe in facts or fiction? It's called self delusion, even Hitler before he died still believed he's fighting v evils and he was right in what he was doing!!

Anti-Americanism feels like racism in the UK. newsDOTbbcDOTcoDOTuk/1/hi/uk/4­881474.stm

just google: European see US as a biggest threat to world peace than Iran.

British believe Bush is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il

[magikbymoonlight]

Unlike Kim Jong Il Bush will no longer be in power in a year and a half because we are a republic. Don't get me wrong, I wish president Bush would follow Tony Blair's que and step down. Don't forget though that Al Jazeera represents the same group of people that got violent over a Danish cartoon depicting Mohamed. They are a lot more radical than we are bud. But if you think they are so much better than you should go live there.

[sb1282000]

You're an arrogant ignorant stupid moron who prefers to believe in fiction than facts. It's people like you who made us American perceived as brainless to the rest of the world. For a start read "Best Democracy money can buy by Greg Palace" or to complicated for u to understand or you rather prefer disinformation then solid facts.

[magikbymoonlight]

I'm patriotic. I think that there is nothing wrong with being patriotic. I know it's a bad word these days because hating America is the new thing. But I know what America used to be and I know what it will be again. I'm also a Royals fan if that tells ya anything. I don't give up on my home team. Sorry you did.

[juhanamia]

there's nothing wrong with being patriotic, but don't you think that a person can love their country, their people and what it should stand for, and still recognise that the government is in the wrong?? maybe you should waych al jazeera in english :) the represent a middle-eastern point ov veiw, but they are very VERY objective.

[juhanamia]

Just like you have americans who are extremists, and others who are liberal, some who are conservative, others neocons, the middle east is a large area of land with millions of people. not all, if any, are "the enemy" as you put it. and if people belonging to a religion found some drawings offensive and decided to demonstrate against it, that's their choice.

[juhanamia]

Sometimes something "as small" as that in your eyes holds extreme impostance and symbology to others. i think its just the straw that broke the camel's back. Muslims are so diverse in language, politics, geography, everything, but in that one incident they found cause to unite end express their frusteration with everything going on in the world.

[hanyshaltout]

another reason why more ppl like u should watch aljazeera..

[elplakko]

ha ha ha --i like this one

[Fudgeya]

Wow. Not funny at all.

[LiveWithTheMusic]

...you are one Jackass.

[bos3eed1]

totally unacceptable, they should send you to the moon where you can not bother humans

[egovid]

Does this guy think he's funny?  What a total waste of time and energy ... somebody give this guy a big hamster cage with a wheel he can run around in all day. That would be much more entertaining, and perhaps more useful!!!

[blueknight1st]

this guy is a fag

[domaniluce]

What... The... FUCK!

u wanna post a good video? record your self jumping of the highest building you can find, without parachute, and get your family to post it here, that would be more usefull.

one less idiot in this planet.

[TheeMikester]

WTF XD

[thelegendarypaki]

If its satire on American audience its not bad...I actually laughed at your impersonation of some hillbilly- u sounded like bush.

[blkbrd5]

Satire, if done well, will go over the heads of the majority and be taken literally.Well done, your criticism of "joe meatball" and "sally mom jeans" was right on the money.

[yori79]

i want to say for u,, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY,

[OthelloCarmellow]

Anyone still confused as to why they want to kill us?

[ZaraOver]

u too,, educate urself!!!

[saintmarley]

f u n n y

[solitaryforever]

You re the stupidest person on earth.

[oneilt177]

personally, i think ur the dumbest person god ever made!! u think ur funny?? watch the porno of ur sister.. itll make u feel better

[daviedave1111]

LMAO hahaha

[King560056]

HAHAHAH!

[DoeBoy4259]

funny

[threadcop79]

What a stupid idiot!! Did you just escape from a mental institution or something??

[rosethequeen]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[qwertj9800]

youre more fucken retarded than that asian guy

[b4tt3rthr4sh3r]

idiot

[johnkick2]

o-Sam-ah

[borgduck]

Boring...

[phonewarehouse]

view my transformer response.

[KaptanKrunchy]

ok i didnt see this funny but retarded and ur fake mustache is realy gay o wait ur realy gay w/o it anyway

[Dragongaza]

LOL man nice one . RUN FOR THE HILLS !

[mudbone80]

Do us all a favor and punch yourself in the face repeatedly.

[majorglich]

Wow...don't quit your day job!

[johnkick2]

lol. I pity those who don't get your comedy gold. Keep up the good work.

[YAHAYO]

stopp breathing!

[prdp]

All those who call this guy a 'loser' and a 'redneck' obviously didn't get it.

[johnkick2]

I would buy that for a dollar!

[rochha]

at 1st I thought this guy was an idiot but the more I watch it, the more I start to laugh.

[phonewarehouse]

view my transformer response.

[naresca]

kill yourself

[excruciosemper]

l. m. f. a. o.

Yay for satire.

[exactoperation]

ohh my gawd!!

how funny this guy is...i watched it like 5 times and laughed every time....you all are way too serious!

[bibiafghansweetheart]

you dumbass redneck. i sort of feel sorry for you. most arabic people have better english then you. loser!!!! ^_^

[Dankman89]

this guy is a fool

[Raindarsus]

waste of time and what is the point of this beside trying to show off a poor acting attribute?

With that said he had at least the guts to post it even if it has no value to it.

[beautifulrain8]

ur a waste of life.

[KyoDes]

you're an idiot.

[gunitsoldier1040]

wow....ur fat...and imature... and probably 12 years old

[zap20007]

what the fuck with that idiot heheh

[noakhrot]

stupid red neck

[gazeff]

You certainly don't speak English

[yo1dude1man]

I didn't know Charlie Chaplin was still alive??????

[t00muchtim3]

what a raving idiot buffoon.

[hzasl]

hahahaha

[roachstr0099]

what a fucktard! dude get serious man, everyones right, you did fuck up and ruin your chance to say something important. what a waist of time. hide your shame behind a fake mustache and hat.

[lastsung]

Yeh this guy is cool.

[blackmailtheworld]

you're cool

[ZzeeGerman]

Ok that was kind of pointless.

[gunitsoldier1040]

no comment...

[Griesmayer]

I laughed. Because how could a gay, stupid, fake-moustache fuckslut exist?!!? Apparently, it does. The fag just made a fool out of itself in front of all YouTube.

And we know who the fucking gay retard is: polyatomic

[rajjuri]

can you give negative stars?

[acidlunar]

Is this some kind of satire or sarcasm?

[jahmantecumseh]

I didn't know Hitler has a grandson. And he pretty much looked like him.

[Raeyhan]

WoW..HOw retarded!..damn..

[buzzkill070492]

This kid has no balls, they fell out when the doctor slapped him on the ass... so dont feel sorry for the retard cause hes gonna be fucked up in his older years :)

[LibyanMusic]

Simply IDIOT , a sample from the united states of idiots USI

[Y2ANJ]

So lame. One star.

[elmerrfudd]

I'd like to see YOU running for the hills

[TomLinkens]

I'll skip asking what his problem is, and instead ask why they added this video response?

[j4d93]

go to the hell fuckin idiot there english is better than your fucking mouse mr hairy go burn in the hell

[momomamed]

u stupid ass they speak english better then u! u dick. fkin horse

[walter2312]

Haha, fucking idiot.

[SomeAustralian]

If you were my little brother I'd beat the crap out of you ... regularly.

[pingbong16]

leave him alone, he's just a stupid kid that knows how to piss people off. good job. you did exactly what you wanted to do. piss off people that take things too seriously

[nonvoy]

fuckingg niggger

[hesham1]

ye ye you bitch i agree wid limewireblog n jojo yooo you fuckerrr! i hope you know that your a fucking cunt n watch one day ill find you n murder both you and your mom u stupid piece of fucking shit peace you motherfucking cusstyy ass luking jackass!!

[Limewireblog]

U donno they speak in english?? Wat do u know?? Do u know which 'dad' screwed ur mom before ur were born? HAHAHAHAHA!

[J0J091]

yeah ....they speak english better than u

STUPID DICK

[evilthought]

This was sarcasm directed at neocon American nuts, not Al jazeera.

[zonkov88]

LOL

haaaaahahahahahahahah

awesome video :D

[einc70]

Was that Mr. Dupont reenactment?

[charliek86]

you must be on some bad drugs....

[johnkick2]

run for the hills boy, they are talking English, hee hee

[dreamy121]

you couldn't make a bigger fool of yourself like you did!

Congrats

[dhjordan]

ur so uneducated

[sauribus]

har har lol

[grndtrp2001]

LOL!

[seknight86]

YOU SUCK !

i so wanna pop in your ugly face

[shinada]

mmmh...american...

[ArabianPrincess01]

hey guys did you otice he said humm humm humm in the end?

is this a Laugh or he is Chews something his brain mybay? coz Obviously he lost it

loool i'm funny

[exactoperation]

lolz @ not where osamas hiding

[johnkick2]

I don't care what anybody says, that's some funny chit.

[AIpha0mega]

i didn't know mexichinese could speak english..

[70728]

you fucken Charle Chaplen

[dnp23]

thats not redneck!!!...Larrry the Cableguys redneck...This guy just plain sucks ass!

[ted510]

redneck

[dabomb2003]

WDF what a tard. LOL.

[Ferny84]

Holy crap, this guy is 22.

He looks like hes 9 years old.

[muiefiulee]

that's the stupidest video i've ever seen. just for the record, i hate americans, especially those who support bush. dumb-ass people, this stupid sarcasm it's only for the kind of people fully loaded with ignorance and arogance, wich is, of course, the american kind of people.:-)

[Aweebok]

How can you sterotype like that you dumb shit Romanian bastard. The only think good you have had there is fucking Dracula and that fucking soccer Radiociu, and your sisters tuat. Go fuck your self. Dont generalize.  Be cool!

[muiefiulee]

die gay and go be satan's dildo! haha, you're a stupid fuck and you feel bad about it. well, how do you feel know? feel like bombing romania?=))

[Aweebok]

I dont think Romania is important enough to be bombed.

[johnkick2]

I don't care what everybody says. I still think you are a hoot! lol

[hsaif2003]

Guy thinks he is funny but NOT..doesn't wanna hear about other side of the story through al jazeera english ..

[eloisecm]

If it's satire: It's poor.

If it's not: It's poor.

But that said, at least you made the effort, so credit must be given for that.

[johnkick2]

lol

[mourajini]

do you think that you are so nice

[SK371]

lol

[Hegemon54]

thats was the gayest shit ever, really, it was.

[moetorious]

are u soppose to be funny?

[znkp]

What was this supposed to mean? I mean, this guy's antics!

[numbers1311407]

Seriously. It couldn't be more plain that whether successful or not, this guy is trying to poke fun at your typical ignorant American. If you can't see that he's joking... well...

[evilthought]

That was funny. To all the negative comments, LOOK UP SACRASM.

[Aweebok]

Sarcastic or not, impersonation or not, this guy sucks. He thinks he's an actor but has no talent whatsoever. He doesnt even say an intelligent line. So fuck him and his family.

[TheDoc25]

retard of the year goes to u my friend

[12233445566abc]

Hey what's with the negative comments - I got the sense this guy is being sarcastic...emulating what might be a typical response of an american ignoramous.

[Aweebok]

Can this guy be banned from youtube. He needs to be out.

[DisturbedAngel]

lol wow

[aurista25]

I agree... you look really dumb.

[exactoperation]

are you guys kidding me.? this made me laugh so much! plus i think that top hat and moustache are cuuuute!

[maesegengis]

well bro people like u make the earth a tough place to live. Regards from Mexico.

[lolerman97]

ROT IN HELL. PLEASE. You are a waste of human flesh. People like you should not be permitted to reproduce. Kill yourself, for the sake of what minute amount of dignity you have left, please.

[toongeorges]

Let's offer this guy a one way trip to Iraq, the problem will solve itself.

[stupidlazy]

let's offer your mother a one way trip to iraq you ignorant sob.

[markeyboy123]

I would flame you but it seems everyone has beaten me to it

[bdvzim]

retard!

[Rustamdursunov]

muthafuckin idiot

[wunjo2006]

Jeez, what a retard. Dude, your not helping the anti-american case at all.

Turn off your modem, get into your Barney PJ's and go watch some reruns of Gilligan's Island.

*Global Message*

I'm not associated with this dumbass... He's from Canada.

[elevensmiles11]

i thought he said he was from the u.s?

[stupidlazy]

you're an idiot

[stupidlazy]

you're an idiot

[Generalrecall]

you dumbass. don't be so rude to Ghida Fakhry.