2 Dinners

[musiqtube1]

@Timaya who did your hair and where did you get those earrings from? are they affordable?

[nykstukaigeriakava]

''cd is skipping on that ass''

[geosince84]

10:52 lol

[booki3b3ar15]

OMG i Freakinq Love Your Videos! :D They Make My Day.Keep them Cominq

[sweetlovem22]

Your hair is to cute!

[dkstojentin]

Your "homegirl" should have asked you if you would cook dinner for all three of you, buy flowers and wine, and let them stay in your house for a week, for all of that! What the hell?

[chinma85]

Trifilinity..LOL!

[MusicalEutopia]

I played 7:09 over about ten times.

[Psiboi89]

im on a classic Qaadir stint love this video and all the classics! so many memories!!!

[klashanew]

OMG!!! I can watch this video over and over and it still has me on the floor laughing.

"2 onion rings EACH, 1 chicken tender EACH, and a mothafuckin mozzarella stick and dip it in the fuckin sauce and call it a damn night." HILARIOUS!!!!

[LavonteR]

OMG your hilarious I love these stories.

[melissais]

I love your videos. :)

[Superyummyish]

loveyah girl!!! ;)

[taeboamped]

I sure am NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! lmfao

[YazyD617]

good motha fuckin evning bitchhhh lmfao love u 4real

[angelinamsims]

"No T no Shade...Bitch fuck that ! more T throw shade !"

[MrCrayEgg]

If she said pay for my meal aswell I would have said NO, out straight NO !! lol

[StillPrittyHo33]

" Sweet Heart , Honey , Honey Suckle , Honey Mothah Fuckin Bunches Of Oats "

[sparkswolverine]

Every time I see this video, I die laughing.

[cs2cl]

dats some ghetto ass shit your freind calls you and inivtes you out to dinner asking can you pay for my meal too smh "friends"

[trbj21]

The 76 people who thumbs down this video is stupid as fuck...The whole video was accurate to the T!!!

[lalaloobabe]

It sure wasn't. fuck that tree for being in your way! lmfao!!!

[kekewat07]

Honey Mother Fucking Bunches of Oats !! LMFAOO

[adov100]

Heidi Klum, how are they gonna make it work? Tim Gunn, how are gonna make it work PROJECT RUNWAY #flatline

[PIGS3000]

Good Mutha Fuckin Evening Bitch!!! LMAO!!! Yes girl!!!

[BadmoonLycan]

I say the longer your videos the better

[cupcakebabe11]

lmfaoooo omg this had me rotf

[Exiria]

Fuck that tree for being in your waaay!

[Felix510209]

Omg you got the appetizer sampler like meeee!!

I get it like every time!

[shaliah1994]

lol she do

[Misslori29]

he/she (respect) remind me of chris tucker

[shaliah1994]

@Misslori29 i like how it keep it real

[honegal101]

Omii igosh my tummy hurts bcz ov yuuu

[iversongirl]

your friend was using you. i kinda wonder if your friend's homegirl did have enough money, if they would've invited you out. smh you're definitely going to have to keep the side-eye on her!

[MTZ823]

Honey muthafuckin bunches of oats. 

[chocolantrosa]

girl how do you do to make the camara move with your head flips lmao?

[jacobsbabyqirl18]

12:04 -12:11 L M A O !!!!!!!!!!!!

[lealea97]

its scary how angry u get loll.

[scootigger]

This is me pushing3, 8 & 9 over and over again.!

[MusicalEutopia]

Beds are made for sleeping, sweetheart, honey, honey suckle, honey-mother-fucking-bunches-o­f-oats. LMAO!

[xXxhybridmeteoraxXx]

i hope you're getting paid for the advertisements they're putting in front of your videos, god knows you deserve something from youtube

[Honidipped]

on that ass!!!!!!

[avante16aj]

Fuck that tree for being in your wayyyyy

[scootigger]

9:39..... lol! That face.!

[SuperDed18]

LMFAO u are soooooo hilarious! like how u keep it real

[UggLover12]

Oop is that a snap..

[MissBrooklyn87]

ROTFLMAO @ 12:08

[face2facechick]

This female you were talking to, is she 16 or something? Sounds very immature. HOWEVER, asking if people have enough money is something I do sometimes. I use to invite friends to the movies, or to the club, and they would show up with no money....needless to say these people are not friends of mine

[msgemini11classof11]

Man you speaking the mother f*cking truth right now, and that's why I like you!!!!!

[NiceNCurvy]

8:23 the absolute truth!



[thugz00]

HEIDI KLUM? HOW YOU GON MAKE IT WORK, TIM GUNN?? HOW YOU GON MAKE IT WORK ''PROJECT RUNWAYY'' HAHAH

[pinkybooblue]

No tea no shade! NO MUTHA, BITCH FUCK THAT OK HONEY MORE TEA THROW SHADE!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[theporkiestpig007]

I want you. So sexy.

[blackberryrose919]

My mom taught me this concept that she calls 'nice-nasty" where you're upset with somebody and you're polite, but you still make it known that something upset you. You seem to know this concept as well. Love you. :)

[londonpapparazzi]

u r so funny, wish i was in yr city , amazing- were on the same tip " keep it 100%. clock that T!

[TwirlDanceSpin]

It Sure Wasn't Fuck That Tree For Being In Your Way #Lmmfao.

[sdmm1]

"fuck that tree for being in your way" haha hilarious

[meandbobbie1]

i love this hairstyle.. WORK IT GIRL

[Apryle2009]

Sounds like she only invited you because her broke friend wouldn't have been able to come if you didn't.........

[IAmNaria]

lol i would curse that hoe out

[masic88]

(let's see if this will work for me...)

...72 people *are* paying for TWO GOD-DAMN PLATES!

(HONEY.

HONEY-SUCKLE.

HONEY-FUCKING-BUNCHES OF OATS!)

♥

[mmmitch88]

While this video is undeniably funny, it is some fucking death-on TRUTH. I can relate to it on so many levels...

[kewltyro10]

Like if you came to watch this again after watching the busted rusted and crusted video!

[santori14]

HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! nah..... i dont ever wanna be on UR BAD SIDE EVER!!!!!, BTW I really like ur hair like this!!!!! its cute.....

[santori14]

HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! nah..... i dont ever wanna be on UR BAD SIDE EVER!!!!!

[adov100]

"heidi klum, how were they gonna make it work?"

"tim gunn, how were they gonna make it work?"

PROJECT RUNWAY

[fuckyou1458]

What if I would of said no to dinner? How was y'hall gonna make it work then??

Heidi Klum how they gonna make it work??

Tim Gunn how they gonna make it work??

PROJECT RUNWAY!!!!

-LMAO this fucking killed me stone in the graveyard dead!!!!!!

[xososweet08xo]

@fuckyou1458 lmaooo

[caramelldyme]

I love yo ass lolololol

[TheMisses468]

Lovin the bang:) this video was TOO funny:))

[tipyw]

I LOVE THIS! ESPECIALLY AT 3:17 LMAO!! never gets old!

[manhatten345]

ur hair is cute!

[MsTC1991]

FUNNY DOES NOT EVEN DESCRIBE THIS VIDEO.

[entertainmentguru77]

this video NEVER get s old

[FreshhhieX3]

HE REMIND ME OF CHRIS TUCKER

[juicycouturet2012]

i love your blogs!! just wanna let you know, your hair is PRETTY! Whats your P.O. Box address again. I just subscribed to your blogs

[campworld1]

i love this guy...he keeps it real...and makes u laugh

[campworld1]

i love this guy...he keeps it real...and makes u laugh

[tamrocks4]

lmaoooo omg this was tooo funny man your friend was stright tripping i had one friend who was always asking me stupid questions about her and her baby daddy relationship and i would give her my opinion and she would get upset well bitch dont even ask me anymore plus i had to cut her ass off i cant have people like that around me....but ne way your hair is super dee duper cute!!

[YoAshaAsh]

You NEEED To Come to D.C.... We support you here and Looooove you!!! You're amazing! Your honesty is admirable. And I look up to you as a person... I know, I dont know you, but from watching your videos, you have integrity and thats rare. Bless you Qaadir... Again and again and again, YOU'RE AMAZING!!! Never leave my life!!!

[ambervictoriaaa]

"ohhhh myyy goddd your videos are so loongg" ctfu

[Jloverstarr]

I'm not in the mood for dinner, I sure am nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooot

[wantingachange]

yes your videos are long but very entertaining the entire time from start to finish and you make alot of since and gave her some solid advice.....she should be careful playing with ppl hearts because she can get hurt...like hurt!,hurt!!.............you went in on the dinner friend...lol,lol,lol,lol,lol(y­our the bestest)

[BLUEloveSPARKLE]

Your such a good story teller im imagening it in my head lol.

[tipyw]

LMAO SO DAMN GHETTO!!!

[thestarsvanished]

I'm not in mood for dinner I'm sure am nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooot.

[amerieriluv09]

"it's okay girl, cuz if i wanted some dinner, i can get on my scooter, and get sooomme"!! lmao

[naijababe08]

LMAO! ROFLLL.. this is hilarious....

[B33gurl94]

Funny Omqeee... LOVE IT!

[IstalkBananas]

"now you bein a bimbo" rofl!! love you! <3

[bloodyswagg]

dis dude funny as hell,,,, can pay for my dinner twooooo

[Queen23Chosen]

the tree was in ur waaaay! lol 

[DAENSAI]

yo he be havin be rollin and he keeps real

[jacobsbabyqirl18]

' cause if it wasn`t for this bxtch !! ' lmfao !!!

[Sxy6Emo]

omg. You're so fucking awesome! xD

Love you x3

[BxConCeiteDmuCh]

damn you and candy & skittles from satv cant go nowhere without having problems lol i love you guys

[brebrepaul11]

TRIFLINILITY!!!!!!!*

[candii0000]

i love this shyt i love ppl who talk the truth

[mega14donthate]

lmao hahahaha man ii love ur videos hahahaha so crazy

[GGLynnLucky]

lmao I was thinking the SAME thing the minute you sais she asked if you could pay for her: How the fxck does that work out??!

[BIANCAIZADIME]

lmfao i feel girl....ppl got some nerves

[Chequimorena]

This was very funny.



[honeybun705]

Honey that just might be the tackiest shit i ever heard!!

[smoochiez15]

THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO IM WATCHING AND I MUST SAY... PAY IT BITCH I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[WumWip]

You're videos are long, but I love every minute. So hilarious. Keep it real!

[IceKicker18]

honey suckle...honey mutha fucking bunches of oats. lmfao.

[jaemar01]

Hahahaha!! Hilarious!

Especially from 11:11 - 11:21.... I laughed soooo hard!

[miad411]

one of my old friends used to do this ALL the time!!!

when I stopped being a carpet and letting her walk over me, she stopped calling so much for best friends lol!!

[ssvega05]

sounds like that was the only reason u were invited!...i would have been hella offended.."TRIFINILITY"is def the word fo dat

[hattersuffa]

lol when i saw this video about a year ago, I did not get the project runway reference. I get it now, cuz that is my show! I love it so much, I'm even watching the other versions of that show(like the canadian and UK versions)

[ilovedisney84]

@hattersuffa *gasp* Where can i find Project runway episodes!?!???!?!?!?!?!?

[hattersuffa]

@ilovedisney84 Search "Project Runway Sidereel" on Google. Sidereel has a collection of videos and links to those videos. Make sure you click on the free ones. You're probably going to end up using the "megavideo" links. "Megavideo" allows you to watch a video on their website for 50-72 mins. After that, I believe you have to wait another 50-72 mins to view another video. It's the best quality I've seen for a video. Fortunately, there are plenty of links on "sidereel", you might find a better 1.

[2010deelove]

project runway! hahahaha

[15Godsbabygirl]

ahaaaaa

[Joshuatree209]

LAWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!! GOOD FUCKIN EVENING BITCH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BradKing023]

LMFAO, Damn. You gotta Love Quaadir <3 Dude funny as Hell. No Offense But, i actually think his Kind is the Funnest Kind in the World. <3 xD

[hapibth0pel3ss]

hah this guy that i dont even know payed for my meal at taco bell. I told him thank you XD

[4EverEdward]

Wow, that happen to me too... I hung up on that bitch! LOL

[sexyredmamma101]

Dat is sooooo true I agree to da fullest

[DaSTaNk1]

"YOU UNDERSTAND EVERRRYYYTHINNGG IN THAT CONCLUSION ~pops lips"

[babyjo1985]

OMG...IM POSTIN THIS DURING THE MOVIE....I'M LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF..U TOO MUCH

[anitanjadu]

iloveyouuu sooo muchh omgg!!

[dontyoudar]

"bitch you better go back to ya muthafuckin handbook of muthafuckin 2001..."

[MOCHAFETISHGIRL]

LMAO...  I LOVE THIS!

[Taenerd904]

lmao!!!! ur funny

keep it up

[ninababyboo2]

Girl, that's the reason why I don't use dry ass cunts as a whole. And from my understanding, if you don't have no coins you shouldn't be offering to sit in anyone's restaurant .

[MuyChingonlol]

"FUCK that tree for being in that way" LOL classic!

[DGevon1577]

the only reason she kaled was for you to take her ass out to lunch .!! not to invite you to shit

[chikamso94]

i love that u know how to keep it real

[CrystalIce]

11:02 ' I'm gonna ask you a question and I want you to lie to me.' I almost died laughing, while eating some raspberries watching you Q!

[MissBrooklyn87]

ROFLMAO from 12:09- 12:12

[lovelybird4488]

u right doe.... dats messed up she jus usin u!!!!

[Pinkgreen190]

That "friend" had sooo much nerve!! "I'm not in the mood for dinner. I sure am NOOOOOT!!!"

[Strawberryswingswing]

"Honey!"

"Honey Suckle!"

"Honey fuckin bunches of OATS!" lmao

[Blaze4447145]

ctfu up lol wow she or he telling the truth

[TranscendentLove615]

"honey mutherfucking bunches of oats" LYFE!!! lol

[sophisticatedbadgurl]

Wow, so it's like the only reason u were invited, was not b/c they wanted to enjoy your company, BUT they only invited you for financial reasons! Ummm get it together!

[MzBrittni]

I <3 your hair. :)

[helllobiancaaa]

haha mozzarella sticks,motherfucking onion rings,and fucking chicken tenders

[qu33nofconz]

he always has me ctfu ! i love him

[Taurusprince93]

Lmao,but thats some real shit,quaddir is so fuckin outspoken and honest

[Taurusprince93]

Lmao,but thats some real shit,quaddir is so fuckin outspoken and honest

[vyvo55]

"Imma pay my own way bitch"

"Paying 2 mils" hahaha

"Project runwaaay"

"bitch fuck that"

[nonsensecorp]

woooow what a shitty thing to request of you

[krazyk1dd8776]

I LOVE HIMM !!! CANN WEE PLEASE MEET ..... I REALLY WANNA MEET YOU LOLLL

[CiaraBeyonceAaliyah]

i love you

[britany247]

thats fucked up



[MisterAndreJackson]

you dont understand how funny this is and how much i FEEL YOU ON THIS!

[stillettoformal07]

Hahahahaha "Honey!, Honeysuckle!!, Honey Motherfucking Bunches Of Oats!!!" LMAO classic!!!!

[breakdancebrooklyn]

omg i LOVE you! i'm a subscriber now

[RLPizI]

"two onion rings, one chicken tender, and a mozzarella stick each" LMAO ILY and all ur videos. U R a riot! Lmao

[66212345]

Lol

[priyanka16]

Loool @ honey bunches of Oats!!

This video is hilarious!!

[BEAUTYFUL18]

ooh i realy feel on this one. i got a friend that every time we go out i pay her way. and then she ask me for the money so she can get her hair done to go the fuck out. and if we go out to dinner id be paying her shit. i told her im not the fucking one i got a good job her ass better invest in one

[xiaughn71]

batty man fi dead!

[lawlawlowned]

It really annoys me when people smile like that when they're annoyed and when fags try to talk like a girl when they just sound like a fag.

[Quentin601]

@lawlawlowned seems to me you were quite entertained by this fag as you say enough to watch the video. Clearly you have insecurities within yourself about your sexuality because either someone has come for you as being homosexual and or you have a feminine voice too. How does a fag sound? One must sound like you as you are so offended. you are read hunty.

[chocolantrosa]

@Quentin601 girl please stop imitating him

[Quentin601]

@chocolantrosa imitating him how rosa? because I said "come for you"? I love and admire Qaadir's work but let me get you right here. I would never imitate or copy anyone as I am my own man. First what in the fuck are you talking about anyway? Chile boo be more specific or just keep it pumping on.......

[chocolantrosa]

@Quentin601 in your speech, and girl, theres no need for you to come at me rude, it was just a comment

[Quentin601]

@chocolantrosa Im sorry. But he is himself and I am who I am. I need not to come on youtube to try and carbon copy another person speech nor the way they act. I am educated. Just because he speaks a certain way does not mean that someone is copying him because I appear to you that I do. That is like saying because a minority that speaks proper english is trying to act like an educated white person. Just saying and Im cool with you because I dont know you. So no tea

[chocolantrosa]

@Quentin601 no need to apologize, youtube is full of bitches making all these comments and picking on people, i would snap on a bitch too is she came for me for no reason whatsoever, however, some of us are still sane!!. good day

[Lilann03509]

Hell nah her friend would not be going cuz of the fact she broke and that's messed up too ask u out and u have too pay extra cuz she ain't got no money ...!

[yaboidc123]

ii fucxiin luv yuh.! (^_^)

dis video was hilarious

[keyaabarbie]

ctfu

[mdfgk]

MORE T THROW SHADE! Lol

[KoolChool12]

LMFAO!!! OH geeshhh i cannot breath!! Immm dyin! Espcially wen he said the part about ''OMG.girl I left the club and was drunk as fuck and carshed into a tree'' .Was it my fault?'' It Sure wasnt!'' LMFAO!!

[LoveeTayyx3]

im not tryna pay for two goddamn plates!

ha! love you (:

[electricrunch]

HONEY SUCKLE LMAOOO

[jpsweet4me]

LMAO......WOW!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME

[DemiB1989]

Loveeeeeeeeeeeee it

[vaprincess0208]

I love your hair

[MrSweetmint]

Lmfao..."Beds are made for sleeping..sweetheart..honey..h­oneysuckle..honey motha fuckiin bunches of oats!" hahaha hilarious

[pnklmonade127]

do the people who you're talking about ever watch your videos? lol

[tgriffplayer]

he sound like a angry black woman..lol