Bad "Corpsepaint" Attempts

[thecarnageking666]

Some of these aren't too bad.

[LorneMcDermott]

I love cradle of filth, but thats a shit cover hahah. A couple of them designs wernt to bad, just need more work.

[stoicfan]

God the originators of Black Metal must be so depressed to see what their "fans" have become. And what people consider "black metal" nowadays.

[ZuchellBdg]

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[Reaper4517]

Who else muted?

[bree112233]

1:04 they arent as bad, they are actually the legal age to buy alcohol, so they probably know their shit. Not saying young people don't know their shit

[bree112233]

fuck cradle of filth

[TheKaptenKnull]

HAHAHA 1:43 Justin BIEBER WITH CORPSEPAINT!!!!!!!!!

[EjectedStomach]

I love black metal, and frankly I hate both Venom and Cradle of Filth, so there.

[StormOfAshes]

1:58

Is that Christmas tree lamps and balloons?

[JakeLL]

This cover makes Dimmu Borgir's sound like a masterpiece

[MouthOfTheUnknown]

wow that song sucks ass

[littleflowwer]

The one at 0:50 was good.

The one at 1:12 looks more like an angry vampire... its kinda good though if you use your imagination b/c it is a little transparent so it is like the black veins running underneath her skin.

[666RisingBeast666]

last one was pretty good actually

[triss999]

1:19 horrendous painting skills!

[Razwithz]

omg the singer's voice sucks ballz so hard!!

[Razwithz]

@Razwithz so does the corpse paint...

[NLPaganBlood]

1:44 LMFAO

[SOUSD40]

Very good for a laugh. A lot of EMO, juggalo, & goth with only a few young`uns trying to truly do corpse paint & they may get it someday but funny seeing their current attempts But the last dude got it right, he shouldn't be on as a bad attempt because that is very decent.

Also I couldn't tell what the fuck that song was, but if that is a cover of Black Metal by Venom it was truly hideous. Who would try and sing something like that? Danni Filth or something?

[HushedDeath]

just to let people know, COF is extreme metal, not black metal. but if you want to say they are, then they would fall into melodic and or symphonic black metal.

[lvsitiwdr]

i wonder how many people these days are really into a unconvencional vision of life, or if they put corpsepaint because they need to feel better or have attention (most of the times, apparently, its what happens...)

Mostly, what i see is that corpsepaint became nowadays, so common and in most times, meaningless.But does not mean that others really feel something when they put it on.By the way why did CoF made a version of BlakMetal , if they (Cradle) are not even black metal???

[nekku19]

Stupid corpsepaint failure + Metallica hoodie... It just isn't

[emanre3]

the one at 1:40 is obviously an attempt at Abbath, it's now that bad , but yeah most of these lack clean quality haha.....kinda funny

[Foothilldrummer]

Half of that crap really WAS pretty stoopid. AND that was a terrible cover. Why the heck did you use it and not the original?

[cclmagic]

this shits less metal than nickleback. if you were truly brutal you wouldnt have to paint your face like a fucking girl to scare people. fuck black metal.

[Foothilldrummer]

@cclmagic FUCK YOU

[cclmagic]

@Foothilldrummer no i would rather you not fuck me. you see im something called a "straight dude who likes GIRLS and dosent dress himself up with make-up". fucking faggot...

[wekka]

Has anyone in this video actually seen corpsepaint?

[emanre3]

@wekka if they look like Abbath, then yes id say so, it's such a specific design you need to have at least seen it

[evilresidence4]

fuck dude i know the first time i heard cradle of filths cover of this i was ashamed lol

[DavidLeeThrower]

LOL @ 0:34, accompanied by the solo organ, lolol!!

[rottingfucker]

they look like a much of evil glam metal kids

[randomdude777666]

haha 1 most of these guys look like fucking goths haha and secondly cof murdered this song...was cool till mr castrated balls started singing

[OdinPwnsSatansCunt]

Wow, this video makes me hate people more. For the record I turned the sound off. I was not going to listen to that shitty horrible band. These people are below contempt. There's so much trendy black metal out there but these people don't even listen to that sort of stuff. They listen to wannabe angsty teen goth music. Actually that's an insult to gothic rock. These people are just fags.

[metalklown]

@OdinPwnsSatansCunt OHHHHHHH TRENDY BLACK METAL! thats the stupidest thing ive ever fucking heard buddy. If you want trendy, you listen too NEW cradle of filth (anything after 2000). NOT real black metal bands.

[OdinPwnsSatansCunt]

@metalklown What? What you're saying makes no sense. I insulted trendy black metal crap and then you say, "if you want trendy..." No. I don't want trendy. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm sorry, I just have this thing where I can't understand people with bad grammar or spelling. Plus, you listen to Children of Bodom and tons of cheesy ICP shit and you're a Juggalo. That just cannot fucking bode well. We're not speaking the same language here. Also, your taste in hip hop sucks.

[metalerovaltico]

cradle of filth fuck

a la mierda filth

[SpeedGrinder]

I know but check those two bands out they're really true and old school

[CleburneZEROSk8er]

Haha. 1:58 Fags like Black metal too?

[Lordovundead666]

well ghaal is gay..

[randomusername987]

i believe the name of the band is gaydle of filth.

[zombiewhale]

1:55 cracks me up

and cof rule

[DieApokalypseTeil1]

Wikipedia

[CrippledPotato]

I've never understood the meaning of corpsepaint ._.

anyone care to explain why they do this?

[pipedude23]

lol funny... and that venom cover was completely SHIT.. Cradle of Faggs are NOT black metal!

[rudyblackbird]

Im almost 100% sure that the guy at :52 is my friend alex

[cronostitan92]

0:19 happy corpse paint on the right

[Razwithz]

fuck, dat cover was shit!

[SlipknotKid333]

yeah the arent all bad

some are good

some arent even corpse paint attempts

[OdinPwnsSatansCunt]

That's because you're 14 and a fan of really crappy music.

[goudan00]

i like the first one and the guy with the emperor shirt in the end

[ChrisVinegar]

look at 0:20 > the second from the right side (like an animal! haha)

I don't like corpsepaint, i mean, almost all paintings look like the same. that's boring

[BryanFuryPL]

RateMyCorpsePaint is quite full of shitty corpse paints, thank you for making 2 videos with the 'best' of them :3. Although, to be honest - the most funy things are COF songs as a music backgrounds in them, lol.

[metali10]

WTF

[BryanFuryPL]

1:27 is actually a nice gothic make up in my opinion.

[uwishuwerme14]

that is agreeable

[Solfaur]

Kids..

[MonaLenka]

Haha, mój corpsepaint też by się tutaj nadawał, ale go jeszcze nie publikowalam w sieci xP

[BryanFuryPL]

Może nada się do trzeciej części video o najgorszych corpse paintach...Tylko jeszcze trzba wrzucić swoją fotkę na ratemycorpsepaint, lol.

[gluv1]

1.14 just looks pethetic she aint black metal she "Kiss" lol

[betterthanbarker]

Ive never fully understood why cradle of filth isnt black metal, they seem to fit the definition fairly well. Can somebody please clear up why they are not?

[HubbeStubbe218]

Because they're the way to melodic, they kind of whisper pretty much and...so on. They're like gothic metal that is influed by black metal. I guess.

[betterthanbarker]

I suppose so. On most of their albums they have a few melodic songs and the majority are really thrashy and dark.

[ZataboKing]

wow that first really sucked bad.think imma have nitemares.venoms version is the best bcuz if they didnt make the song other bands wouldnt cover it.

[Heartagramsk8t3r]

the dimmu borgir cover of this song is much better then cof's shit

[purplehazethc]

and CoF isn't really black meta, so I don't know how people lump them in with black metal in the first place

and I like Cradle's new album, it's pretty damn good, though they I felt there should have been more female vocals

[purplehazethc]

I think if I were in a black metal band, I'd just do like ICS Vortex does and grow out by facial hair and just paint my face white, with some light splashes of grey here and there

and fuck all you Dimmu Borgir haters

[gorgoroth6]

0.22 corpse pain con la remera de mertallica del disco load

[sybow]

then put your sound off already =]

[keef78]

cof are raking in the cash and the fans and dont particuilarly care what you haters think, if they were no good they wouldnt be where they are today.

[Jackoroth]

Same could be said about anyone on the top charts who is raking it in, you wouldn't say they are good now or would you...

[metalklown]

@Jackoroth Hey, just so you are clear. Cradle of Filth WAS black metal at one point, in fact, for THREE albums (style wise anyways) those albums being The principle of Evil made flesh, Vempire, and Dusk and her embrace. If your argument is that the subject matter wasnt there, then how about the album Damnation and a day? Get off Cradles dick, theyve earned it.

[DarkBazil]

many of these were actually quite good. Alot failed though. I love cradle of filth, but yeah, this cover sucked seriously. Dimmu's black metal cover was much more badass.

[RevengeofGothzilla]

0:24 isn't corpse paint, its just a KISS fan.

Also this cover SUCKS ASS. It is the WORST COVER EVER. But, of course it IS by THE WORST BAND EVER. CoF has NO good songs. THEY ALL SUCK ASS.

[SonOfSkorm]

2:04 was the best.

I Love CoF but they are far from Black Metal.

[SpeedGrinder]

I just saw the gayest guy on earth...

Listen to real Black Metal like SARCÓFAGO or ANAL VOMIT

[farbeyonddr1ven]

:48 = LOL

[JandBigT]

cradel only has like 2 good songs, i hate that theyre sposed to be black metal, just goth fags

[GrungeRock1991]

The kid at 1:22 has a raggidy anne doll in the background.

[captaincadavor]

anybody who loves black metal is a confused fag. grow up and stop trying to be someone or something your not. no one on my green earth is "blackmetal" its all fake and ignorant

[stephen1cuomo]

the guy at 2:01 is so gay

[spacepope87]

Dimmu Borgir's version is worse.

[sharky168]

Why would you want to paint your face like a faggot?

You dickheads are no better the ICP assholes.

'Ohh look at me, im a spoiled white kid that has nothing to rebel against, so ill pretend to be a demon because that makes me feel hardcore.

[spacepope87]

Im not a spoiled white kid and I wear it. Oh and it doesnt mak eme feel "Hardcore". Though I agree with you on the fact that most tht do wear it are a bunch o pussy poser kids trying to be tough.

[powertokerfromhell]

if you playing a show then yeah maybe wear corpse paint for fun, other than that people who walk around with corpse paint on everyday are fuckign idiots

[Foothilldrummer]

@sharky168 You can go fuck yourself. As a Juggalo, AND metal head, I can say that ALMOST any metal head can kick a juggalo's ass. I do corpse paint, and juggalo paint, and it has NOTHING TO DO WITH how much money we have, what we have to rebel against, or ANYTHING. For all we know, you wear lingerie, makeup, and get ass raped by a dog. I wont judge you for that. so DONT JUSDGE US!

[emanre3]

when corpse paint is done well, by good fans, and by good bands, no matter the skin color, it's epic, you can't argue, obviously the ones in this video don't dictate what the majority look like when they try, plus its very hard to get corpse paint to look right, it requires blending techniques that aren't always easy to learn, and it's not always to look like a demon, if you trace its roots it relates more to warpaint, btw if painting a face makes someone a faggot, then explain KISS

[GeminoSmothers]

@sharky168 its not about being hard core. its about having fun. nobody takes it seriously...

[KVLTtilRagnarok]

There wasn't anything wrong with the last one...He seemed like the ONLY real metalhead in the whole slideshow.

It seems to me that these pictures are what you get when gothy/emo little fags discover a band like Cradle of Filth trying to label itself Black Metal.

They should all Die. Dani Filth Included.

[PanteraChick]

This is so awesome and full of win.

And you're right. That IS the worst cover of "Black Metal" I've ever heard!!! They BUTCHERED a classic song!!

[powertokerfromhell]

omfg... the first keyboard breakdown... wow,....

fuck cradle of filth and this new genre of trendy "blackmetal"

[museuni]

oh my belly!!!!!!!!!!1

[tylerlove78]

look more like halloween costumes... by the way how the fuck does the dude from cradle of filth scream that high?

[patrickallain]

at a young age his wiener was cut iff

[xfunereal]

If you look straight down and do this thing with your throat and just go as high as you can you can do it. I imagine most people could.

[CyrusCageSCWS]

yeah, I can do it. its one of the easier screams to get

[yuzk2]

yeah i agree, i dont see what the hell is wrong with the last one ? :S

it's just normal corpse paint, it's not badly done at all...

[triss999]

HAHA 0:20 the kid to the right. love that smile! :)

[MagnusBruce]

yeah, i think thats the worst one in the vid. I should try corpse paints some time for teh lulz, i doubt i'd let it get onto youtube, mind.

[rebornperfector]

01:55 !!

[connorhalsell]

they werent all bad

[SSlashDementia]

They really were...

[ozku18]

The last one was not BAD, but it wasnt good either... Most of those sucked because they were too light, or they focused too much around their eyes. Allso... METALLICA IS TOO LIGHT FOR CORPSEPAINT :D

[nuclearnorbert]

epic fail

[Bardrokh]

Dude, it probably couldnt suck more

[Perogi360]

0:44 anal rape!

[StrawBerryJam666]

METALLICA AND CORPSEPAINT! lol

[DEATHbloomzz]

2.02 is the best

[SLIPKNOTmaggot262]

lol wow it looks like they got some of these people got some of there ideas from joey jordison or something haha! and the guy with the metallica shirt and "corpsepaint" LOL. lol so gay and also the people with some cool black metal shirt or something and then shitty attempts at corpsepaint

[akadirkashaba]

1:38 wasn't too bad either

[iloveursis]

2:06 is the only good one

[TwilightF]

These are so full of shit I feel ill.

[theGermexican]

Lol, the emo corpsepaint at the end is LOL!

[theGermexican]

I really fucking hope that emo kids don't try and do black metalcore...I will fucking murder someone if it happens.

[SyIpReSBooMeR]

pls someone tellme the name of the song and the band thx

[laksen333]

it says in the f***** info you r.tard. read before comment please

[DarthNader11]

When it comes to being KVLT some people are worse than emos when it comes to throwing on massive amounts of makup and posting pictures of yourself on the internet.

[M1993G]

2:02 looks fag

[cujo230]

lol second picture a metalica shirt XD

[askemeaboutmywiener]

1:43 is fuckin brilliant!

[fuckingweardo]

at the thirt image...what's it with the fucking METALLICA shirt?!?!?!?!?!

what the fuck man....:S

[shadowz2112]

CoF Attempted music and failed..

[immortalheartv]

1:13 that bitch is hot..corpse paint or not

[DarkBP]

Each corpsepaint in this video is better than Dany Filth's ridiculous makeup... so far xD

[tehnubster69]

LMFAOOO fucking posers, and fuck this craddle remake

[varulv234]

why did you put such a gay cover to a Black Metal vid? CoF aren't BM.

[Slaytanic6606]

Because its a parody on really shitty corpsepaint.

[varulv234]

Ok=)

[PanteganaBianca]

che branco de sfigai de merda... se li vedessi euronymous dio cane che brutta fine che i faria...

[Zz0MB13]

they are all hot topic kids, probably think slipknot is BM.

the last pic corpsepaint wasn't bad tho.

[toppsoul]

i like the last 1 2

[xFUCKSHITUPx]

Yes it is

[mickhammett]

i knew it!

metallica's load inst thrash its a black metal album!!!

xD xp

lol

[FrateIIo]

Fucking losers

[xFUCKSHITUPx]

Black metal is sooooo fucking gay

lets go burn down churches woo we're ignorant fucks

Fuck black metal

[Jackoroth]

You are way off there, mate.

Why would you comment this if you like nothing of the scene?

[xFUCKSHITUPx]

Why not?

I was just stating my opinion lol

[buddavssatan]

you don't even know what your talking about

[xFUCKSHITUPx]

Yes I do ..

i think i would know what im talking about seeing as it is my opinion >.>

[Kilshot666]

Black Metal burned down Churches and killed people. I don't think you're any cooler

[totoledjay]

some are not that bad I was expecting really worse but 1:57 (and some others) is simply ridiculous to the max lol

[buddhabilla]

LOL a metallica shirt FAIL!

[vaderman27]

HA HA, its a "load" shirt on top of it.

[HerbalDevil69]

1:46  der geilste xDD ATOMrofl

[InquietantLeMonde]

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[varulv234]

The rope got cut as i heard Cradle of Shit's version of Black Metal....

[aoitakarai]

0:43 is very funny

[Saurio666rawr]

2:07 was good

[theferristhing]

whatever...immortal are some of the gnarliest lookin motherfuckers around...and you KNOW they wouldnt be nearly as sweet if they werent rocking the ridiculous gear and the corpse paint...

[illstyle]

who cares

[brown1254]

son una verdadero chucha mal paridos chupen nepe carajo el metal normal es mejor

[Tristonio1108]

HAHAHAHAHAH 1:20 HAHAHAH

[naierer]

1:20 he looks like the doll behind him o.O

[frizukrizu]

0:49 like Jim R00t

[GrungeRock1991]

1:15 haha trying to look black metal when you've got flowers on your pillow case

[Corciaszatana666]

ohh yeeeaa me ish so evil me ish so pr0

Lol

[xfunereal]

Immortal sucks.

[xfunereal]

Cradle of Filth didn't always suck, at one point they were actually considered to be bm. But yes, this is probably the worst cover of Venom ever.

This video makes me laugh. You don't wear corpsepaint with a Metallica shirt on.

[CarpeNoctumGuild]

xD I know I was staring at that pic wondering wtf?

[gigosai]

I second that

[PERROSKI323]

ok cradle of fags destroyed that song, and are just horrible,

the corpse paint failures... shit...emo bastards only about 2 were corpse paint lol one looked like a cat or that guy from kiss lol, and plus theyre mostly gothy emo bastards. just like cradle,

jesus cof is not black metal ppl, and if u listen to cof and think ur koo... just get punched in the face plz :) do us all a favor lol

come on guys this vid is funny lol

[commiekid16]

CoF.....Really? Really?

Really?

[42Victim]

the last guy wasn´t that bad... compared to blonde cunt before him he looks just cool:-)

[dryboo]

0:49 looks like combo ov marilyn manson and v for vandetta

[KoTowaty]

lol most of them r gay emo cunts...

[fabioproductions]

some of em were pretty artistic but others were so funny cause they sucked

[OverlordMortiroth]

I wouldn't really call most of these 'corpsepaint'...but then again I'm an ELITIST PRICK LOLOLOL!!

X'D

[ProphetWolf]

Guilty of being an elitist prick as well. I only saw maybe 3 ACTUAL corpse paint pictures.