Confessions of a Security Guard

[Krauserthewolf]

0:13 Lammar:NOOO IZ MAH MELON!!

[TheDzamshut]

U2 - elevation

[CelebrenCelu]

I was laughing since 0:00 till 5:05 xD

and I'm impressed by awesome Lamar's acting ;O

[JetStormAlpha]

oops LOL

[JetStormAlpha]

#LOL



[DrVonce]

#LOL

[baldian3]

procreation + Barney = pedo face

[Phrehk48]

wats the first song!?



[Saraneth999]

Ahhh, so jealous! I want to go to the beach with Barney. :[

[HabboScream]

Lmfao. xD

[Lostxsoul8o8]

Music is U2 - Elevation

[SethTheProphet]

Procreation, all Barney has in mind when not slaughtering Combine

[MrFucky007]

yeah beatmouse...of course it's the real name of the song:)

[ljoch88]

hahah nice vid man !

[Isaiah6517]

Bono is an asshole. 

[komandercapish]

this season before gordon goes to city 17

[CorporalShephard666]

why do I feel like Alyx is the only hot chick in HL2? Sure, mossman is fine, but still?

[Grizzlez1]

now i know why there was a guest host kenny.

[Killerspider101]

I think he missed the idea of Kleiner's idea of "procreation" when he slaughtered every remaining citizen of city 17 making most of them look like "accidents"...

lol xD

[Akinkoo]

2:43 LIKE BARNEYs FACE



[Akinkoo]

HUUUUU U HUUUuUUUuuU

[kittyk759]

HOW DO U MAKE THIS HAPPEN?????

[joggernot567]

an entire video of crapy music...ITS WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED OF!!!!!

[SyringeCycle]

U2 blows.

[Xxeroz1009]

43 Citizens died in the video.

[IloveXBOXable]

lamar iz pimpin

[russiafication]

:)

[ethanman98]

nice but lipsync is a little off but still better than anything ive done how u make them do that btw

[dragonbukid]

42 people are combine bitches, whom freeman slaughterd

[kidspace97]

whats the song in the start of the video

[ibanezgeorge]

@kidspace97 van morrison - moondance

[mrkanker1]

lamar must be black..

[kidspace97]

@mrkanker1 racise

[MrPurpleeater]

Barney be hustlin errday.

[GalmLead]

I just noticed, Barny's lips aren't in sync with the song! XD

[lol332211]

I dont get it.

[tonihomi]

@lol332211 Me too

[garrettjohn2]

2 Minutes After These 5:05 Minutes And Seconds Dr. Gordon Is On Barneys Ass 

[overloard73able]

headcrabs having love with watermelon 

[starkiller9831]

2:21 HEADQUAB :3

[islandfamily4]

I've always loved this song!! Go U2!! xD

[Tugas4ever]

tnx a lot for song name =D

[uhuju1]

i didnt understamd

[tonihomi]

THIS...IS...GREAT!

[IMFAgent1]

Barney just got 1000X more epic.

[MrFucky007]

whats the song?

[khughesotg]

@MrFucky007 elevation by the killers

[khughesotg]

@MrFucky007 i mean u2 damn i always mix them up rofl.

[Sp4rt4n358]

@MrFucky007

Song starting at 1:22 is Elevation by U2

Sorry if this got answered already o.o

[shawn2007g]

@MrFucky007 ELEVATION

[TheProdigy87]

@MrFucky007 just google the lyrics and you should find it....

[moyamina]

@MrFucky007 Van Morrison - Moondance

[DG6985]

@MrFucky007 Elevation by U2

[werandomnize]

@MrFucky007 Elevation - U2, it was the tomb raider soundtrack.

[brandon052695]

@MrFucky007 U2 - Elevation

[boerdbro]

@MrFucky007 its called moonlight dance

[boerdbro]

@MrFucky007 its moonlight dance 

[Wootterman]

Remake this with beter Sync

and i will kiss my own ass.

[clintfrakington]

OUT OF SYNC D:

[amimaus]

whats the song

[XR11995]

BEST MACHINIMA VIDEO I've SEEN SO FAR!

[OMGZORS1]

procreation procreation procreation creation reation eation ation tion ion on n

[Joakimjocke11]

exclusive

[markfelix1000]

the music and picture didn't sync in the end, but overall... exellent!

[coffeeexmachina]

there's a lot of these videos that a lot of people say are great, that aren't half as entertaining as this. very well done.

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

i would love it if i would have 2 replacements: Barney would be replaced with kleiner and kleiner would be replaced with barney!

[bassn0te]

lol i remember when machinima made machinima good tiems

[Jakzerstoren]

soooo..... the headcrap is named kenny?... :) or is it the random npc-guy ?

[RCDawg85]

@Jakzerstoren - I'm pretty sure the headcrab is named Lamarr.

[Jakzerstoren]

@RCDawg85 yes ofc :D but this isnt exactly the real half life 2 storyline :P

im quite aware that its name is lamarr and that its a troublemaker and tame.. such a cute lil' kittycrab right? :P

[MrTheChompiras]

a kick in the balls for everyone thats asking the name of the song.

[Wolfdemonmaster]

@MrTheChompiras why? idk the song and it's prolly in the creds but i replay to fast XD

[2300mathias]

LOL U2

[NuggetBlubber]

im tired of these half life music videos

[Wolfdemonmaster]

@NuggetBlubber then stop watching the.

[Wolfdemonmaster]

@NuggetBlubber then stop watching them.

[NuggetBlubber]

@Wolfdemonmaster I would but every gmod machinima I click on is one

[Wolfdemonmaster]

@NuggetBlubber not really

[NuggetBlubber]

@Wolfdemonmaster at least all the ones hosted on machinima

[borderlandsmodkiller]

I'd take Alyx over Dr. Mossman any day. thumbs up if you agree, thumbs down if you like Mossman better.

[Mega97Gamer]

oh so thats what happened after people started gettin it on again xD

[1pryds]

@Mega97Gamer Massive sousage party ;)

[abcde87189]

jajajajajjaja lol

[MaMauMau]

is that U2?

[sumpfgebirge]

whats that music at the beginning ??

pls answer its so good

thnx :)

[holydaim117]

wow thats the greatest video i ever seen on youtube you are good no one can be better than machinima!!!

[pinballcentral]

what song is that?

[dranoel1963]

is it me or the sound is a bit fast :D

[snarfys]

Wat song is this?

[Sufi217]

nicely done

[Hissanrach]

Aww, out of sync! Still awesome, deserves the best.

[andnowforsomething89]

Barney you dawg

[DivineSlayer1]

lol 0:14 MY WATERMELON BITCH!!!!!!

[MrCcbcc]

the breen cast to big

[rob121000]

3:20 lookss like my first time driving

[AkuziSuper12]

Weeeeeehoo!!!

[DECEPTICONSRULE09090]

i love Lamarr. hez vute

[danin900]

this is awesome!!!!!

[54AgeOfRogue54]

lammars like barnnys gman

[harryploper1]

Lol lamarr......and a watermelon............

[yi238]

0.01

[flf4sgam3r]

@yi238

Fail.

[ZingDotCom]

what video editor do you use?

[gutarherohero]

Everything else sucked besides lumar. Lumar earned this video 3 stars.

[PissedAssasin717]

@gutarherohero Too bad lumar doesnt exist

[Axgoodofdunemaul]

Truly a professional-level production. Congratulations.

[deltalord101]

I really cant tell if these are actual AI's or if its ragdolls. It seems so fluid...

[SinkingPennyBLee]

@deltalord101

He used Faceposer.

[AkuziSuper12]

Mossman + Eli Some how lol

Alyx + Gordon FOREALZ!!!

Barney + Kleniner

[robloxdude010]

I dont know witch barney is better, the half life version, or HL 2 version

[maxx347743]

CURSE YOU BARNEY TAKING GORDAN FREEMANS SEX HOW DARE YOU THUMBS UP OF YOU AGRE

[MrModariz]

fuck you barney!! 0/5 stars

[AkuziSuper12]

No Alyx likes gordon!!!!!

[lolman5921]

OH EMM GEE YOU STOLE THE THEME SONG FROM CLEAR SKIES. 

[PrimoVids]

Half-life 2: THE PORNO

[neutralhero999]

Alyx is 20-something while Barney should be around...

35-above, right?

[MrMafiaReaper]

nice lol

[DVGTS1]

yay u2's elevation at 1:20

[gmanghost]

He really seens the last guy on earth. Or security guard for that matter.

[Axgoodofdunemaul]

Fantastic work!! Very subtle face expressions, unlike most Mechanima. As our German friend says, every scene/shot is perfect. I'm tempted to get out this good old game (Half Life 2) and play it a fourth time! Hooray for you sir.

[powerman923]

Alyx>Mossman

[u7alll]

lol

but y isnt alyx vance naked?

DOUBLE U TEA EF

[cat2cube]

i wish the sounded matched the lips, but very cool video

[talascio]

I liked it sorta

[airohsmith]

This vid is awesome! Barney calhoun, You are one tough Badass!

[fafefla]

lol at 3:02

[Zergling924]

wow this is one of the best hl2 machinima music videos i think i've seen, really well done

[abominal401]

how did u animate them?

[steam4o]

@abominal401 Source SDK

[djshadow25]

very nice! :D

but whats te real name of the song, ( think i heard it before)

[11gusher]

this is so going to faves!!i wanna kno the music though..its by U2 ryt elevate?

[Kaiidyn]

nicely made :D although its too bad the video doesnt perfectly sync with the audio :( other than that, its brilliant :D

[Kiryutka22]

Barno is just 2 cool :D awesome video! ! !

[BeRad117]

Oh god this is funny!

[ak47warhead]

Das ist sehr gut und gut! Jede Szene ist perfekt! No Wrong Und Nein! All The Scene's perfekt!.

Translating:

Good!

[thomasjojo1]

@ak47warhead

That is incredibly simple german xD im doing german as an elective and I understood that!!!

[Catastr0fic]

It's the best movie i know by a fan in Half Life 2 ! : D

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

if only there was a six star option...

[Thelegodude]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE

Forget a six star option, a ten star option would be better :3

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

or maybe an OVER 9000!!!option

[Walker2057]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE

if there was still stars...

[lunatik98]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE Only if there was a star option!!

[u7alll]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE if only there was still a 5 star option

[hmmineedanamenow]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE If only there were still stars...

[Phelan666]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE Now we have thumbs. We need a BILLY MAYS button to give it two.

[dude292foman]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE no no you mean if there was only a 10 star option :)

[dragonnutds]

@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE if only there was a ANY STAR SELECTION

[ck23adik]

The way Barney opens his mouth is pathetic

[RavenGetsEven]

hahah very nice very nice

[Zergling924]

this video is epic

[erder3322]

U2 Elevation

[OxfordMouton]

I love the epic part when fast headcrab zombies just burst into flame...yeah, that shit's choice. Oh, and when Barney's on the electromagnet.

[Bublin100]

what nasme on song  start on 1:18 what song name

[erder3322]

u2 = Elevation

[Madbobby109]

I enjoyed that, 4 stars.

[daylanzee]

wats the secend song

[greggpalabrica]

its elevation by bono :)

[guydudeman420]

word thats a u2 song and its soo epic!!!!!

[Axgoodofdunemaul]

You get the Academy Award!

[ziswise]

gawwd that was AWESOME

[deidealeschoonzoon]

very nice! I'm seriously wondering do.. how mutch time you put in this vid.

[1234gamefreak1]

i hate advertizments

[toxikwafflestudios]

alyx is hot

[HomersimpsoninPortal]

4:30 'lol barno u haz auzom fazee can i be frins wit u'' *splat*

[Bublin100]

What it this music please

[ninjabearsinc2]

Van Morrison-Moondance

[ninjabearsinc2]

second one is some u2 song i think

[DHGameStudios]

Alyx better Win!

[SableGear]

friggin AWESOME. Love the song, great vid!

[huntergmod117]

at first when kliner first said it in the game i turend to alesx and in my mind iwas all like oh yah! lol

[severinious]

lol.

[MrAeka]

lol

[crabman306]

barney's trying to cut in on Gordans action :)...

[RubbaBusta]

Cool vid

[DragonDesign2009]

Song,song?song!? SONG!?

[Djbehrend]

roflcopter calm down, its Elevation from U2.

[Mastermind8908]

I put in my vote for Machinima to be Champion in Awesome.

More music video remakes please.

[cat2cube]

i love the look on barney's face at around 1.19!

[ajrules123456]

wat the song called