SideScrollers - Christmas in July (Video Game Podcast)

[HeadphonesUK]

Wow! Only 4 dislikes, I gues people realy like pointless, yet awesome, promotion

[xstationo11]

"Rape Master?" ... why am I thinking of "Rave Master?"

[NoKittyMyP0TPIE]

Um don't u mean $900,000 not $90,000.... The best part is the multiple times he says it is simple math lol

[DevilRebellion]

24:36 HAHAHA

[Deathnite9]

That awkward moment when Craig got his math wrong....

[ResidentMegamanX94]

Lmao at the Christmas All-Star campaign. Btw, the average PER (Player Efficiency Rating) is 10, so...she bad.

[roniuxas]

99 mil?? :o i wud buy all the good games in the world! and buy some other shit :O

[dustyluke333]

Jarrod and Craig are entertaining, chad is not funny and a pointless addition to the show, and he badly needs a haircut

[Jamick98Geass]

@dustyluke333 SHAME! Chad is awesome. He has his fair share of funny moments.

[zoidsmaniac]

Whenever Jared just stares at the camera I die of laughter. xD

[cheesybubbleslook]

craig's math skills suck. 150 * 6,000 is not 90,000

[Packfan014]

i posted a video response and I would really like you to show it because that would be the best birthday present ever :)

[husnain404]

wow craig sometimes needs to shut up. He doesn't understand that for a company to give out money alone is an act commendable in its own right. Besides, activision is a business, and don't have to give out any money at all

[TheMiddleman1997]

You okay Jared? You look down... :/

[Ludicross8]

Whats the song that plays at 4:41?

[Efreeti]

I wasn't among the congratulated :(

I turned 24 on the 5th.

[bloodlust990]

oh  seattle, home sweet home

[raff1021]

You can play basketball in the kitchen?

[libbyandtai]

i posted a video responce.

please show it next sidescrollers episode.

[adultsagainstLOL]

Chad rape obsession is really creepy

[SnakeProduction2011]

Christmas 69622

[Linklex7]

Everyday so far, I've voted for America.

[EverySixt]

At 26:54 Jared was like "He's going to call me Rape Master in 3 - 2 - 1" and at 26:57 he was like "Fuck you, guys. Fuck. You."

[TheVivvav]

Jared's a douche because he's the Rape Master.

[TheBardsSongCGS]

I was watching this on my TV and it was hard to hear most of the time, so I turned it way up. Then a bit later Chad yells "If you were going to rape someone, why would you put anything in your mouth?!".

It was so loud I'm sure the neighbours could hear it.

[weathermangohanssj4]

The Rape Master is a Duech because people without a sense of humor , confuse Sarcasm for being duechy.

[jackpotboy]

My little sister: "Why does the guy on the left look like Tony Hawk?"

[tkill93]

I love it when Craig goes on his very opinionated rants. Rock on, guys.

[MrSteveCast]

@tkill93 I agree man 100%. Rock on indeed!

[SanabriaMan]

basketball is only fun to play not to watch

[MegaBadMongo]

f*ck year, rape master!

[Deathwhisper13thgen]

I feel so bad about laughing at calling Jared Rape Master. x]

[tacodude007]

sexual assault in front of a church, thats gotta b a sin

[derekb414]

is it just me or does chad look stoned?

[jackkuro]

Jared is awesome because his name is Jared.

[EpiquestGame]

Donate 100,000 % of the proceeds to the charity. Like you spend your $150 and Activision will donate $15,000 per person. They're gonna spend a million dollars in the tournament right? Or is it cheap where its a million dollars if you're NEVER KILLED in 10 games where in reality the winner will get $100,000 because you were killed in 9 out of 10 games but still won.

[Exdeath47]

So... I look forward to hot girls in slutty santa costumes. Does that make me a bad person?

[anonymousheroXD]

Jareds a douche because he calls him self the rape master what makes him the master of rape a bit conceded if i say so

[draguliatoras]

GOD megaman x has good music

[squareenixgirl]

um... am I the only one who doesnt think Jared is a douche... at all?

[SamFTheCriticKid]

jared is a douche cuz he always rapes people

[SamFTheCriticKid]

theres somone at a local gaming center in my town, and one of the usuals looks like craig, we call him studdering craig and he doesnt get it

[DirectorInLabor]

25:33 Jared gets a cookie

[Fanpires23]

Is it just me or does Jared look like he wants to punch someone in the head?

[Standard420247]

yeah that's 900k, not 90k

[Standard420247]

charity call of duty endowment... that to give all the dumb ass little kids bigger epeens that play the game?

[aveahhmight]

im watching this so high this is amazing

[zippolight2002]

That idiot who has 100 million in his bank account is fucking retarded. The FDIC only covers AT MOST $250,000. I'm not even an accountant and I'm fucking smarter than to do that.

[OGKUSHI]

Man, this music is making me mad ...

[Standard420247]

Chad, insist they put your "chair kick" clip back in the intro... It was far to epic to let go!

[IndyJofexploringMuff]

Jared is a Douche because he's the Rape Master, and wants to suck on your wiener.

[Lucario1121]

Wait O_O You guys arn't gonna do SGC again this year well that explains why there been no talk. But serious why isn't there any SGC this year this makes me sad.

[AirMan928]

Jared IS the Rape Master

[StuffChan]

how do i get my birthday on side scrollers again? :O

[Turner459O]

Awwww Jared. You're not a douche......

....YOU'RE THE RAPE MASTER

[hoyfootball37]

i voted for america...

[kellykernaghan]

lol, nobody said to craig 'nobody fuckin cares about wnba, probly shouldnt bother...) ?

craig, i really dont care. dont bother with telling me anything about the wnba.

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Craig doesn't stutter.

[VersusSEED]

I just noticed Chads wedding ring.

[MultiShadow91]

chad: im not having any fun, the plot has gone out of hell and any second now archer is gonna come in and cut us off for whatever were.............

lol best introduction on chad ever

[VenomProject]

RAPE MASTER!!!!!!!!!

lolololol

[awmhill]

why is jarid a douce... because he's the RAPE MASTER

[shadowseliteguard]

@awmhill thanks for basically rewording what i just said -.-...

[shadowseliteguard]

Jared might be a douche cus hes the RAPE MASTER!

[hyperdbz]

Jared: "Oh my goodness! ....let me suck on your wiener *girl voice* " .....why does Craig look tempted? 24:43

[Moxbound]

gamers these days have such bad tastes



[TheP1414]

I voted for Karima Christmas.

[awmhill]

rape master must come back in some way, shape, or form.

[brosiv12]

so basically screwattack is working around the unpopularity of the WNBA for their satisfaction...they are geniuses!!

[ShadowSpawn666]

Why was Jared not the guide down the road? Is he not the Rape Master anymore?

[ZigTheHunter]

Jared, your not a douche

[ShootStyleZombie]

I didn't know Jared was friends with MarzGurl

[SmashBro415]

@ShootStyleZombie I don't get it. Was it the penis comment or the bite them in the tongue comment?

[ShootStyleZombie]

@SmashBro415 huh?

[SmashBro415]

@ShootStyleZombie Why did you comment that Jared is friends with Marzgurl?

[ShootStyleZombie]

@SmashBro415 I just find that fact interesting plus somewhat curious how they came across each other

[tehPete]

Craig, please keep being critical - the industry is childish and needs more people like you. Activisions event and the charity push is nothing but a PR stunt, and more people need to realise it.

[mutalord]

the rape master strike again

[yatetocaraat]

I think they are making a july fool joke with the christmas vote!!

[Vash3OO1]

Cawadooty convention? Do frat boys and 12 year olds go to conventions?

[Kokojin]

Jared's a douche because his nose is the same size as his dick. You can take that anyway you want...

[MrRPeaper]

does anybody else get sad when the ending theme piano song starts to play?

[krowvinland]

No SGC this year? Haven't really been paying attention.

[Alizar06]

damn, why's the audio so low? Great episode as usual, though. I already put in my vote for Karina Christmas lmfao

[THE8SHREDDER]

I still haven't forgoten about the "Rape Master" thing; I must keep it alive.

[HAPrime]

@THE8SHREDDER Is it just me or did they change Jared's thing in the intro ("I hope your hands aren't tired because your going to make me a coat hanger") after the Rape Master was bestowed on him .... and it is so pricey

[Linklex7]

@HAPrime I could be wrong but I think he got the new intro on the same episode of The Rape Master.

[DML897]

@screwattack About S978: You guys are right about the gaming industry profiting from our publicizing their games, but the issue is is that the government can go over the copyright holders (the gaming companies) and take you down themselves without the gaming companies pushing for it. So the government can sue you even though say Capcom doesn't want to because you are streaming a Street Fighter tournament

[MrJHutson96]

An average M16 has 30-35 rounds per Magazine they have killed 40 people? That is some penetration skills

[1crazykoala]

u guys should get a hot girl to work at the office, thats why ign is a bit bigger than u

[Towlysfriend]

chad the best !

[LunerShadows]

I don't think Jared really is a douche the person that sent him that message is

[LunerShadows]

I don't think Jared really is a douche the person that sent him that message is

[LunerShadows]

Jared is a douche because he fails at the majority of his jokes?????

[ForgottenKokiri]

24:40 The Rape Master strikes again!

[res20stupid]

You two? I'm already playing christmas music. What's wrong with me.

[Hyrulianguy]

One of those birthday names was Duke Wesker O.O

[Whatwerefilledwith]

Jareds a douche because he raises his eyebrow on hard news ALL the time. It makes me lolololololol, however the sheer concentrated douchiness of it sucks the dirt out of vaginas everywhere.

[joenike55]

lolololol @24:40 so awkward

[explosionroolz]

6000 tickets x $150 = $900,000 not $90,000 

[res20stupid]

@explosionroolz He's not a professor.

[Nogarda1]

The Rape Master strikes again! 24:35

[PyroTails]

Nick's face at 0.15 always makes me smile :)

[DJHunn39]

What if you're outside America (the texting thing)?

[MrYodadrinkingsoda]

@DJHunn39 I'm thinking it's only in America. Why, where's your location, England?

[DJHunn39]

@MrYodadrinkingsoda Yep England.

[Arthurguy95]

Jared is a douche because he has a small penis.

[Ozstriker1337]

Jared is a douche because he never went to Disneyland

[ggx2rking]

A new Thunder cats cartoon coming out soon hope its good

[findernightrose]

He's a douche because he's not Destin. =-D

[MrHaon8203]

Jarod you cant become a douche....you have to be born one and trust me...i know!!!!!!

[SamWesKidwell]

is that clank in the background



[MrElmoKoning]

Jared is a douche because he isn't able to formulate an answer.

[bmcj199]

I've never been to Disney world either. But I go to DISNEYLAND all the time. So HA

[Kingphilip42]

Voted!

[MaverickXIII]

that armored armadillo theme

[hendelse]

from norway, cant vote :(

[DancingBananasInc]

i know craig has never gone to disney world because his mom went with OoT. Poor Craig

[AHugeAnimeFan]

God I wish I could work at ScrewAttack

[Lunatic89097]

Jared's a deuce because it suits your personality =D

[Thejacobhowie]

i texted. do i get a cookie?

[AHugeAnimeFan]

@Thejacobhowie NO!

[fiddlebender88]

ARF!

[kenshinorox]

Jared is a douche because he's the rape master.

[TheTheromas]

i think hes a douche cos he fucked my mum...

[Klonoa7H]

Hopefully this stupid copyright law thingie won't effect MLP: FiM and the coming of season 2, if it does then.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[barnabyjones786]

Voted!

[bobomber]

Jared's a douche because he's professional, of course.

[System509]

a guy on xbox live told me to go kill myself on the 4th :D

[barnabyjones786]

@System509 Hey me too!!! Turns out if you use Zangief on Street Fighter and you are actually good people hate you!!!

[System509]

@barnabyjones786 well this had nothing to do with the game we were playing but still, stuff like that always makes me lol

[bobomber]

Is there any particular reason we should vote for Christmas? Other than mediocre stats...? Are we trying to be mean? I confused.

[screwattackfan]

Jared isn't a douche, but he will be if he doesn't do a Pro Review on the 3DS.

[BjoernUndDomme]

Ehm Craig, 6.000x150=900.000

[Bob0p]

@BjoernUndDomme no crap man he sucks at math. but its , not .

[jzilla101]

i live in east hampton

[screwattackfan]

Craig: You ever been to Disney World?

Jared: Nope.

-silence-

Chad: That's sad :'(

[Edd360]

Jared's a douche because he'd stick it in her mouth if he raped someone

[Zeldaschampion]

Well if Jared likes to eat dirty pussy then technically that would make him a douche.

[Joeybugman]

isn't it 900000 dollars?

[dc8povi]

you have fans from other continents.. how can we text christmas?

[Vkmies]

In Finland we don't use fireworks on independence day, but new year? Hell yes. And they are completely legal for people over the age of 18. A couple of years ago they were completely legal to everyone.

[zoidsmaniac]

That CoD convention. I just KNOW someone's going to dress up as Master Chief and record it. I JUST KNOW IT.

[ZeroDragon]

TEXT CHRISTMAS TO 69622 NOW!.

[Chronostix]

Am i The only one who Miss Destin? I got nothing Against Jared I think he is the best replacement who could take on the Jacket but... he is not destin :C

[weeedster]

lol, look at jared when craig goes "you have a nice voice". he's like "okaaay..."

[jackeyramone]

FFSTV!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THEY WITH NO LIVE STREAM

[quarry22]

i cant message christmas cause im in holland :(

[Creamy360]

hahaha I love how mad Jared gets when people bring up his rape history

[almozayaf]

whin i tell my frinde about these show and what it is about he say

"so it the view for video games!"

[karurosu07]

What can you do if your are not in the United States? Is there a way to vote other than texting?

[toxxicwaste77]

Rape master wants to suck wiener! 24:40

[Zeldaschampion]

@toxxicwaste77 the awkward silence was classic. both Chad and Craig had this look on their face like wtf did he just say?

[saligari666]

hah leave it to a jew to calculate profit

[tiaxanderson]

I was going to joke about being from outside of the US.. Then the question came up with 'what if the famicom was never released outside of Japan?'. Being a good host, the question was repeated 'what if the NES was never released in the US?'

Craig, greetings from Europe. You know, where your forefathers ran away because of religious prosecution only to do it in the US themselves?

There's more to the world then America and Japan. Frankly America is hardly noteworthy, just Japan.

[jackeyramone]

Not all of the $90,000 is profit.

[Pspgamer789]

Texting to America cost me al lot of money ehehehe... I'm Dutch

[BlueYoshiGamer]

Yes, spend millions on a convention instead of fixing your broken ass game

[ThatGuy16697]

Jared u asked why u be a douche?

here is the answer:

you have got:mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis*

Also known as mono, bad breath, and a crooked spine.

[Museyfied]

I don't think the text thing works if you're outside of America right?

[t00n00t]

what's the song at the end of every Sidescrollers? I know it from somewhere but i can't remember...

[mp32298]

@t00n00t

thats super mario bros 2 son the ending