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  • My birthday is July 9th! Nice to meet you :)

  • Man i love ur life haha

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  • Dude. No way, I can never find a person with a July birthday! My birthday is July 10 too!

  • You live in FL???

  • LMFAOOO

    OHH I THOUGHT YU WERE LOOKING AT PORN!

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • "HOW ON AN ISLAND WITH 90% BLACK PEOPLE IM STILL THE GUY THAT GETS RANDOMLY SEARCHED! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!" LOLOLOLOL ILYY

  • Real talk, my birthday is July 9th! Crazy!

  • PEACE 

  • Lucky, crying inside man lols..

  • 4:30 - 5:00 XD way to funny

  • @JustCausePwnzr no, he means the iPod classic 5th gen. It was called the iPod video when it came out. I should know, I bought one.

  • your life is awesome and one day your gonna get someone thats better than u could ever imagine as a reward for your respect for these chicks

  • Hahaaaaaah your awesome!

  • hey swooz, is her name giselle or "G"??

  • Damn, dude. How come you didnt wife her up? Guess that long distance relationship aint good for ya. lol

  • u seem really sad at the end :(

  • door é meeeeeeeeeeeee :D

  • i was watching this at an airport - flying by myself... as soon as I heard 11:04 I cracked up and got the weirdest looks from people! only swoozie could do that..... p.s. couldn't find any really hot super models on my flight :(

  • thats my dads b day

  • MINES ON JULY 10th :D

  • lol jk jk

  • THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S A SLUT! I'M SO DUMPING HER NOW!

  • your life is like the set up to a porno

  • I've read Hustler in a public airport (xD). I was celebrating turning 18... I don't smoke... So porn it is!

  • when that guy started looking back i would have said "problem bro?"

  • bitches love massages. 

  • 2:56 weird finger wtf...

  • i need to fly more

  • the awkward moment when you try to describe how she put her head in your lap... :P

  • dang mannnn..... for a guy who commits to being chaste you have all these temptationsss lol from all the videos i've been watching, you seem to be one lucky guyyyyyyyy

  • Wait.. did u sleep with her or not ? :O

  • Ahaha My birthday is July 10th!

  • i can't find the original airplane girl video :(

  • Gyallis!

  • wow its not a video ipod its an ipod touch -_-

  • oooooooooohh swooz man c'mon she's married and has two kids already?

  • Adande, what is the song at the beginning and the end of the video?

  • I think the stare was my favorite part haha!! you are so funny!

  • wtf if this is an "extended version" where's airplane girl pt 1&2?!?!?! plz link me!!!

  • :| swoozie, I gotta take a page out of your book. You have so many stories to tell, I think next time I go to the airport I'll get myself a message book

  • Is Shea Anne airplane girl's name?

  • @mytvbbuddy mytvbuddy

    you win.

  • whats airplane girls name?

  • LOL

    SOUTHBEACH ... ish !

  • Luckest, coolest dude ever, im gonna move to Florida just so we could be buds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dude i love your vids!

  • @4:02 TRRRRROOOOLLLLLLLL FACE!:D<3 thumbs up if you see it.

  • You deserve an Oscar for this video.

  • Crap Swoozie! when are you gonna get married???

    so many choices and chances eh?

  • "even though technically that's what happened.."

    And it buffered right there. >:C

  • Please tell me that songs name:)

  • you are hilarious! hahahaha the man

  • This is my favorite story! :)

  • Not sure if I believe you, but good story anyhow. Lol, thought you were reading porn...

  • @mechatech70 Whats there not to belive? Watch his other videos and you will see that he is not lying. I mean, why would he waste his time making up fake stories?

  • lying

  • this just shows that u should talk to any cute girls u see lool

  • What was that song you played at the beginning and end?I like it

  • No. No no no no no no no no no no no. NO. Swoozie, you are either lying or plain stupid. THIS GIRL COULD BE YOUR WIFE DUMBASS WHY WHOULD YOU PASS ON HER!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Did she saw this video too ? :]

  • TWILIGHT ZONE SONG <3 <3

  • You just get girls left and right don't you swoozie?

  • @TheGreenerItGets ~ and center... left, right and center :))) hahha jk

  • @TheGreenerItGets And he's a virgin till marriage i wish i was getting this treatment

  • I cant find part 1???....

  • What is the name of the song at the beginning of the video?

  • what? You met Natalie Portman?

  • wheres part 1 and 2!!!!

  • Great video bro! It came from the heart and i felt you going through it. I was there with you... Thank you.

    ----- Your Hip-hop producer friend . JAH-K

  • Subscribed.

    Came from ur pro animation vids to this one- ur hilarious man

  • Dude Swoozie... I can listen to you ALL DAY!!!!

  • You really know how to take something from the fictional realm into "based on a true story."

  • can you give me the link to part 1 and 2 please. i cant find it.

  • My birthday is July 13th :D

  • Wow, maybe God is rewarding his "favorite child" Adande after all, I didn't believe it at first, but now... O_o Definitely keep in contact with her, maybe you could be more than friends one day, good luck! (though I think you already have that lol)

  • airplane girl looks like natalie portman

  • WOAH! you and airplane girl have the same birthday as my dad haha

  • who is she? 

  • My dads bday is July 10 WEIRD

  • WTF IS A VIDEO iPOD!?

  • My birthday is July 9th ;D

  • How did u not hug her u can give her a massage but not a hug?!?!

  • where the hell is Airplane Girl part 1 and 2 >? searching all over it and cant find...

  • @gelvispro he already deleted it

  • u are best storyteller ever :D

  • lmao awesome!

  • I can't believe i missed this video!!!! D: i seen almost all ur vblogs and i miss this one! XD

    U are the BEST and GREATEST storyteller EVER!!! i'm at a cafe and everyone stares funny at me cuz i'm laughin' like crazy XD jajajaja

  • JULY 10 IS MY BIRTHDAY HOLY SHISHKaBOB!!!!!!!!!!

  • what song is the intro and outro?

  • at 13:55 i thought it said Adam Lambert, haha.

  • i cant stop laughing

  • Lol this shits funny

  • @thetomahawkwarrior

    he's pretending. plus he was just trying to be funny.

    jeeez

  • WTF why's he crying?

  • they randomly search you because they watch your videos, and they think you're a delinquent, so they search

  • Seems almost like something out of a cheezy romantic comedy.

    oh yeah you're kind of like my hero/role model.....

    hahaha man keep doin what you're doin.

    and you have to get after that airplane girl. i want one for myself now. lol

  • JULY 10? IM JULY 14 :D my birthday is tommorow :3

  • thats hilarious and shes right u r so much cuter.....

  • swoozies life is like an awesome fantasy

  • my birthday is july 10th...

  • what the music that playin' at the beginning and at the end of the vlog ?

  • I know this girl that does modeling where I live and holy jesus she looks good. I honestly had no idea she was a model when we met either but I was like your so pretty you should be a model and she was like I am. I was kinda just like sweet .

  • aww dont cry lol :( im friends with two models though btw and i love ur videos and i watch about 4 of them every day :D

  • hahaahahaha!!!!

  • OMG NO WAY!!! THATS MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg! your such a good story teller god! lol ^_^

  • i was due on July 10th but was born early haha.

    best story ever!

  • Lol, he looks weird in 1.42

  • lol  XD

  • Anyway I could get that end song from you?

  • He would order the BLACK iPod video...haha nice vid man...

  • That's my mom's birthday!!

  • omg, that was so funny..... I'm glad he's a virgin, to many people are just....... well, you know,... NON-virgin. :P

  • FATE! YOU SHOULDA GOT THAT GIRL'S NUMBER. YOU SHOULDA BEEN LIKE "Okay I know we've only known each other for a few hours but we should definately talk sometime!"

  • Thanks to you, I have chosen a career.

    Massage Therapist. This has changed my life.. for the GOOD.

  • i'm a virgin too and i don't care what anybody thinks... imma wait for the one to do it with yeah!!

  • ok your a liar ADANDE FTW LOL

  • @KevinTVLive hes prolly not a liar but just exagerates (spelled that wrong i think) LOL

  • @freshy2k10 lol thts what swoozie said when airplane girl said she had the same birthday as him

  • Ah Swoozie...just so you know, since you're a christan and all...there ARE no coincidences. It seems you'll get another shot at a soulmate evidentually so next time, TAKE THE SHOT lol.

  • *pats swoozie's back* I feel the same way you did except we kinda.. became..More then just buddies. (Not the thing kids do on prom night) but i lost her, but recently she contacted me back and now she has another boy friend..

  • ohh man swoozie06 i would made of mess once she layed down her head on my lap !!!!

  • Airplane girl's bf was a total meanie!!

  • That must ahve been your day :)

  • I've seen alot of your vids and I've come to the conclusion that when I die, I want to be reborn as you.

  • my birthday is july 10th o_O

  • Whats the name of the intro and exit song you used? It's really nice

  • Whats the song at the beginning and end

  • 6:18 u hear an airplane in the back

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "I love my life..'" bro you are the best lmao!

  • HAHAAHAHAHA IM DYING

  • You have the best life

  • dude you have like an awesome life bro

  • hahaha! how do you always pick up hot girls... and then get yourself into awkward situations like that?

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  • 1:18? what the???

  • dude... why?? WHYY??

  • LMFAO THIS IS A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE XD. IM DEAD LOL

  • hey who do you know any vloggers who are as cool as you

  • @KevinTVLive try out CTFxC

  • do i need to move to orlando or something yo? you get girls throwing themselves at you left and right

  • u should uv askd her out dude

  • I want to kill you...your life is to awesome =.=

  • xDD Omg, i love your vlogs!! Lol

  • champ

  • Ahaha either the best or the worst things happen to you (:

  • @alizaaquino1 even the worst things are the best for us xP

  • YOU GUYS WERE FREAKING MADE FOR EACHOTHER ;D

  • Wow... Just like Tenchi... You are lucky!

  • dude this is one of my favs

    keep doing what you do its amazing =]

  • I Hate you Swoozie :D jk, you get all these great opportunities and you always pass um up . Think about it since you got sooo many chances gods giving you a sign, You Should Take It ! :)

  • July 10th :D

  • where is part one and 2 of airplane girl

  • why the fcuk are you so lucky?:D

  • just wondering is she pissed that you posted a video about her and kinda ruined her relationship? p.s. dude you should holla at her man if shes into you; she is hot. as the saying goes you two would make beautiful babies lol

  • dude you are so awesome with all these stories you have i wish i had as many as you haha

  • omg your stories... girls are just flinging themselves over you ALL the time haha! your bros must be so jealous that you got it so easy! <3 of course who can blame those girls. dream man material right heaa <3

  • hey my bday is 13 days after you

  • How are you still avirgin lol

  • jeez, you are, like, REALLY funny!

    I just stumbled across your videos by accident and now I find myself watching evry single one of them - seriously, could you stop being so entertaining and cute so I can do other stuff in my freetime again?

  • who is the girl

  • you like waking up/ going to sleep when its raining :D me too :D

    im not like...stalking you...yea... :D

  • who's airplane girl??

  • lol o my god, i just went on yahoo after watching this video and i saw " how to deal with bad-in flight behavior" hahahah!

  • Your videos have been the highlight of my otherwise mundane, uneventful spring break! xD

  • NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • you are keeping me from my hw..dang you swoozie!

  • this is those hilarious stories you tell with your friends when you're high, or your drunk.

  • I hope Airplane girl comes to her senses and reunites with swoozie, he would be a good BF!!

  • hahaahahahahaah

  • Awesome story, that was funny as hell.

  • hahaha how weird is that to have 2 guys staring at the girl on ur lap.... xD

  • Wow I'd be so embarrassed especially with everyone staring at you!

  • lol didn't the other people beside your row notice this???? :DDD

  • Someone posted one of your videos on Facebook and you are A-mazing! :D

  • @VoteforTubby ~ Thanks a lot Tubby! Tell your friend that posted to fb thanks!

  • @swoozie06 Dude that was the girl of your life.. dont let her escape!! shes a butterfly!!! BLARG!

  • This guy is definitely my role model right now.