A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
i never heard those jokes before ,well done
Robertcerat 5 months ago
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
paramorevampire1996 10 months ago
The last one was a good one:)
WittyUserName4958 1 year ago
It's not my fault your a slow reader now is it ?
klutzfan334 2 years ago