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  • hahaha "I was frozen tod... (SPLASH)"

    he was frozen and then burnt the same day...

  • I feel like I should mention that Ballsack is what is known as a Targ, and is native the the Klingon home world... wow i'm a nerd.....

  • wats the song in 11:24 : o??

  • your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie

    your doug funnie your doug funnie your doug funnie

  • I mean, Linkara didn't mention Ballsack once! How can his review be better without Ballsack?

  • So, with Sci-Fi Guy reviewing it in the future, this makes, what, the third TGWTG reviewer who reviews Star Trek 3?

    I'm sorry, but neither Linkara nor Sci-Fi Guy nor anyone else can top this review.

  • Sorry to rush you, but where's 5, 7, and 9?

  • Sci-Fi Guy looks like the bastard child of Spoony and Irate Gamer.

  • Oh thank god I thought there wasn't gonna be an "I was frozen today" joke

  • BALLSAC WILL LIVE!!!

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  • The security team in this movie is a lot more bad ass then those Red Shirts that die in every episode of the TV series. Sure was an upgrade.

  • 15:36. Epic spitting?

  • Lol at the gross guy hitting on dude at the bar. Genisis. Lol

  • 09:13 - 09:17 Dr. Who?

  • *hears about the Sonic game insult* Uh NC? *points to the heavenly Sonic Colors AND Sonic Generations* I think you're a generation behind. and with that, I shall rip off your reaction of..

    FAAAAAAIIILLLLL!!!!

  • I WAS FROZEN TOD

  • 11:17

  • Ha ha ha, Ballsack. XD

  • R.I.P. Ballsack.

  • 13:13 - 13:15

    do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  • can you rewiew jumanji

  • @crazyraichu02 but that is a good movie.

  • @baneoftheoblivion i know but i just want to see his raction to it.

  • @crazyraichu02 Go to his website and ask him under "Contact Us". It's the main way for him to receive requests.

  • @FilmFTW1 thanks!

  • All the traditional Bible stories can be found in the Book of Genesis.

    Weird guy: GENESIS?!

  • @TLSoulDude

    Santa Christ: Here, Weird Alien Guy, have a Sega Genesis!

    Weird Alien Guy: GENESIS!?

  • Okay, I have to be a nerd and make a comment on Valkris' death scene at the beginning. The scene, I feel, is supposed to give us insight into the Klingon's culture which is later expanded on in the other movies. For Klingons, honor is vital and the only way to truly achieve it is to die nobly. Valkris, the Klingon woman, understands that her death is necessary because she viewed the Genesis info and she welcomes it because she will achieve the highest honor in her society by doing so.

  • @maswellasm I know it seems ridiculous, but for their culture (and many real cultures of the past that they were based on) it is not important to survive so much as it is to fight in battle and die with honor. Death is not treated as something to be feared, but instead welcomed so long as one does it nobly. To plead for one's life is to show weakness and frailty and have one's memory shamed.

  • Critic, Colors and Generations as well as a few of the Sonic handheld games would like to have a word with you.

    Looks like the Critic did learn something from Spooning with Spoony: the Spocker!

  • I wonder how you say I WAS FROZEN TODAY! in Klingon?

  • Sonic Next-Gen!? FUUCK THAT!!!

  • True. However, his games got good again once Sonic Colors showed up.

  • 17:35 cracks me up every time

  • 1.21 GIGAWATTS

  • what would prual for Genesis

  • 7:51

    Is it just me or Lando Calrissian sitting at a table in the bar? (Dead center of the screen, can't miss him.)

    - Zero

  • Genisis

  • 12:35.....where does he sound familiar....is that christephor loydd!?

  • @VideoMasher3000 Yeah, that's him, you didn't recognize him?

  • @RinoaAngelwings696 it just didnt notice it till that moment because of how he said his lines. also i didnt think of it before because it seems kindof out of place having doc brown being a klingon lol

  • @VideoMasher3000 of course he is

  • Nice nirvana joke, Critic.

  • Sonic Generations says hello!

  • I WAS FRO-ZEN TODA-

  • Whoopsie, I meant Star Trek movie.

  • 11:29 - 11:56 Yay, you didn't get porno in my Star Wars movie :D

  • Their teleporters must have the same flaws that Megaman's teleporter has.

  • You killed my ball sack. XD fucking funny

  • i don't care what he says, i still own and like sonic 06XD

  • MAYBE YOU COULD SAY YOUR LINES BETTER IF YOU STOPPED TRYING TO DO THE VOICE OF STITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lol!

  • WABBIT TWAX~

  • WABBIT TWACKS!!!!!

  • I bet the ship of the Klingons was developed by the Flux Capacitor.

  • I WAS BURNED BY MOLTEN LAVA TODAY!

  • I like the sonic 06 reference...... Hmmmm.That's an Idea. Nostalgia critic doing an LP of sonic 06.

  • LOL at the "Futur Game" I want to play that now...

    Aim the Engine only! "Fire" "BOOOOUM" The whole ship explose. =O

    How can anyone NOT get a boner at 11:22 to 11:58 I mean this is the hottest porno scene ever!

  • at 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!! i almost died laughing

  • @MightyQuinn2021 i toatally agree with you that would be a fun old vs new.

  • Nostalgia Critic should do and "Old Vs. New" of My Little Pony. Comparing the original series to the new one would be interesting.

  • @MightyQuinn2021 Not trying to be rude, but I really don't understand this "bronies" trend..

  • @AlienBeliever897 It's hard to articulate into words. lol

    Basically, I enjoy the show

  • @MightyQuinn2021 Okay. I don't have any problem with people that watch it, I just don't understand how some obsess over it so much.

  • @AlienBeliever897 I can't explain it as well as this article I found. I'll send you a link - I would post it in this comment, but youtube is funny that way.

    Also, If it's any consolation, I feel the same way about Trekkies. I can't grasp why they like the shows and movies so much. They've always looked cheesy to me. "What's the deal" comes to mind when I think of it's large appeal. Yet people love it.

  • @MightyQuinn2021 Yeah I've never really been a Trekkie.

    I'm a pretty big Star Wars fan though. And I understand why some people think it's stupid, but I've been a fan since I was 5 :D

  • @AlienBeliever897 That's cool. I like the older films myself. Did the link send properly?

  • @MightyQuinn2021 Yeah it did. I still think it's a little strange, but I have nothing against anyone that watches it.

    Btw, Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars film. I agree, the older ones are the best.

  • @MightyQuinn2021

    Doug didn't watch movies girly shows as a little kid.

    And I know the younger fans of "Friendship is Magic" don't remember and/or don't take it into account, but the original "My Little Pony" cartoon was VERY girly.

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  • Wabbit twacks!!

  • thumbs up if you think the nc should make a batman month

  • 0:16 FINALLY SOMEONE MADE A JOKE ABOUT SONIC 06!!!!

    Although Colors and Generations were really good.

  • @sonichockeyaug That's what I heard. I heard secret rings was okayyy. Don't know the reviews on 4 yet, but I downloaded it...

  • YAY! Vulcan Finger Fuck! :D

  • Eh.. Couple plot points NC got wrong.. No mention of david dying.. Not the greatest review thats for damn sure

  • @knowpassword no he mentioned it offhandedly during his mourning of Ballsack. The joke was that he hardly dwelled on it.

  • Anyone notice the URL "FAAAAAAAA"?

  • 07:56 and yes fuck Cod i bet that game what they are playing is 10 times better than fucking Cod.

  • Enough with the shitty Ballsack "jokes" for fuck sake man.

  • Kirk's son!? Oh what do I care..?

  • I WAS BURNED TODAY!!!

  • I actually liked the cameo in this one, it fit with the joke set up just before. 17:41: Odd. It doesn't have the same feel as when they did it on South Park. Then again, it's Shatner we're talking about...

  • @REGUNGLE  lol

  • Ballsack, no! );

  • 5:25 if you were in the security team on the Enterprise, you would be afraid to approach anything odd.

  • Spoilers kinda . . . Is it sad to say that the balzak death reaction around 14:00ish is eerily similar to my reaction to Fred Weasley's death (in the friggin theatre nonetheless T.T ). I feel your pain NC

  • genesithh

  • 15:36 The critic spits

  • Ballsack will liv......we'll get you another Ballsack.

  • Sonic Colors! :D

  • Seriously I hope he doesnt start doing ads in every video.

  • TCHEENEESÜS??

  • Sonic '06 was bad

    All the other games were good

  • @taintedswift11 Lol Sonicfag

  • @taintedswift11 oh come on sonic '06 wasn't THAT bad

  • @taintedswift11 sonic free riders. that is all...

  • @taintedswift11 i agree. sonic unleashed was good. but i didnt finish it. sonic and the black night was good too. im on the last level. i think.

  • @taintedswift11 how about dare i say it sonic free riders

  • @darthvenom305671

    Oh, that game can go right to hell.

  • @ElFreakinCid yup FUCK that game ! FUCK IT ! AND FUCK IT HARD !

  • @darthvenom305671 NO don't fuck that game IT"S UNFUCK WORTHY

  • @xXhellassasinXx ahhhahha LOLZ ur comment mad my night ! thumbs up !

  • @xXhellassasinXx ahhhahha LOLZ AVGN !

  • @taintedswift11 Angry Joe claims Sonic Free Riders the shit. :/

  • Ballsack will live.

  • Okay I admit I overreacted. Critic probably wasn't even serious, he was just trying to be funny. Sorry.

  • Okay that's bull. I come here to escape from all of that Sonic hating nonsense and this is what awaits me!? Critic you aren't a fan, you have said so yourself so please don't ever mention Sonic the Hedgehog again. You are really lucky that you are funny or I would have been very ticked off.

  • Says khans name like he's passing a kidneystone lmao

  • (high pitched voice):0.21 gigwatts LMAO

  • thumbs up if you think super17a's comment about SOPA is overrated and gay

  • Hey, the Critic got a new Wah-Wah machine! Considering the last one got blown up thanks to Superman 3.

  • I think the alien pet thing was cute.

    I have AS, and can't read faces, can someone tell me if he was being sarcastic about that thing dieing.

  • @Hello2u2322 Yes. Yes he was.

  • @yayButter K thnks. I am learning to read faces at group sessions.

  • @Hello2u2322

    Duide, *I* have Asperger's, and I perfectly understood what Doug meant when he said that.

  • @MisterMaster389 I am sorry. Faces are a little harder for me.

    I must be less evolved than you.

  • So when you have "Spock-sex" you are forced to look like you have an overbite and make duckface? That's actually kinda impressive that you can make 2 really annoying faces at once.

  • So when you have "Spock-sex" you are forced to look like you have an overbite and make duckface? That's actually kinda impressive that you can make 2 really annoying faces at once.

  • @ThisCakeIsAPie I wanna "SPOCK" My Girlfriend.

  • Actually Sega made Sonic, Genesis was a game system

    You: Buzzkill

  • (Sees Sonic 06)

    Fuck this, I'm gonna go play Sonic Colors, followed by Generations.

  • Another good review...but...WHAT ABOUT BALLZAK!?

  • @Koopa126 Ballsack will live!

  • @WorldNews92 no he won't.

  • @WorldNews92 EEEEEEEEEEK!! :D

  • Wait a second. Spock's funeral at the end of the previous movie...

    Damn Blizzard, you are clever.

  • He sure has one gnarly looking Ballsack!

  • Stop staring at his Ballsack!

  • That Klingon likes to caress his Ballsack!

  • Bozak will oooh.... uuhm...

    ...we'll give you another bozak.

  • GENISIS?!

    

  • @panterist yep, either name it after a band that was good until the other members took over or name it after a game consoul,

  • GENESIS?!!!

  • SONIC INSULT FORBTHE WIN ( I am sonic fan)

  • 17:32 NO!!! YOU KILLED HIS BALLSACK!

    seriously, why didnt NC make that joke there, instead of dragging the joke out so much earlier? its a perfect scene for that joke!

  • I WAS BURNED TODAY!

  • BALLSACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • McNitpick:IT'S PLANET MEGADRIVE!(Not Genesis)

  • @conradojavier McNitpick: Her name Is Kirstie Alley not Kristie Alley.

  • whats "Great Scott!" in Klingon?

  • Where's Star Terk 2?

  • @conradojavier

    He's only doing the odd-numbered movies, because those were supposed to be the worst.

  • @conradojavier He's only doing the odd's

  • Genesis?!...Planet.

  • 13:43 "This leads to probably one of the most senseless, disturbing- yet emotional- death scenes that has ever come out of any Star Trek film.

    Me: (sitting on edge of seat) 0_0 ...

    NC: "... BALLSACK! NOOO!"

    Me: (falls out of chair backwards...) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • loving the batman music in the beginning

  • Am I the only one that saw that giant spit at 15:36?

  • Ballsack will not live

  • "You killed my Ballzack!"

    Please tell me I wasn't the only one chuckling like an idiot when he said that.

  • @w3irdo13 LOLZ i was laughing like a hyena ! XD ! it was fucking hi;arious i i think i broke my gut ! i'm still alive !

  • thumbs up if you want to stop SOPA

  • @super17a sopa killed ballsack

  • "A new toy called Genesis that creates life in 2 seconds, but still can't make a good Sonic game in yEArs!" Though to be fair, Sonic's been at the top of his game lately, but yeah...Sonic 06 sucked balls, and I love that joke.

  • GENESIS!?!?!?!?

  • StrarShip + Countdown = Tweety saying "BOOOOM!!!"

  • BASTARDS YOU KILLED MY BALLSACK!!!

  • I'm with NC's position,Star Trek 3 is pretty good.In the other hand,I fucking hate Star Trek 4.

  • why would he review star trek 1 and 3, those movies arent at all bad #-_-

  • R.I.P Ball sack

  • It's hilarious how he's mocking the death scene after naming it the second saddest nostalgia moment.

  • 8:34 Lando?

  • Love the intro reference to Batman

  • I never saw star trek III, and I'm confused about something that NC didn't explain. If Kirk's going to Genisis to retrieve Spock's body, why is there a young Spock waiting on the planet when they first arrive?

    if someone could explain i'd be very grateful.

  • @Xeimora418 He gets revived by the dying planet.

  • @Xeimora418 At the end of Star Trek II, Spock's body is jettisoned from the ship near Genesis and ends up landing on it. Because the Genesis device brings dead planets to life, it brings dead Spock's body back to life too. At first, Kirk doesn't know Spock's body is there but figures it out and goes to investigate.

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  • 15:16 christopher walkin?