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  • I moves from Cambridge to here

  • This video is a huge lie!Read the comments and you'll soon see stoke that isnt like they show you.Yes Stoke town centre is bad but if you go to hanley or newcastle you will see a change.This video is making us stokies look like complete and utter idiots!Were not tramps or gangsters! We may talk different and we arent all posh folks but that doesnt comply to people having bad views upon stoke. These lads are purely minipulating the situation of where stoke is.Every city has good and bad places!

  • im from surrey and im living in stoke right know and this is utter shit its nutting like this so this video thumbs down no one right real steals stuff its just that prats friends

  • listern u dirty fujin long haird greasy bastards fuk ya sen bak off where ya cum from u smelly kunt looks like afew of u av had to many oatcakes.cum down bucknall n av a chat u ferrit faced fukka....???????????????????

  • @stefan1stef1stefan And your comment just purely makes this situation even worse and makes this video seem even more right.

  • come on stoke shut up you wanker you dont know what your talking about but so dose london and birmingham and manchester and liverpool anyone who dosent like it can lick my big hairy stap on

  • By far the worst feature of Stoke-on-Trent is that it spawned these two effeminate no-marks.

  • so funny lol

  • stoke is fuck all like that

  • I got friends in Stoke.

  • im a stokie, have been for 20 years (im only 20) and i absaloutley hate it, its a shit hole, and anyone who says its not deserves to stay here!!!

  • the oatcake man lolz!!

  • yeah, i live in stoke, i'm not proud at all, it's a shithole but to be honest i've never known any different.

  • i live in shit on trent, im not proud at all, i hate it here :L

  • I live in Stoke and it fuck all like that, what your describing is Liverpool (except the oatcakes). City Tell I Die, SCFC

  • @brader456 Man City?

  • FUCK YOU PRICK STOKE IS THE SAFEST PLACE TO LIVE IN THE CUNT..RY I LIVE IN MEIR BIG UP TO THE MEIR BOYS

  • I must admit although this is stereotypical it's very funny haha

  • I'm sorry but this is so stereotypical stoke is nothing liek that i live there and its a really good place to live I'm proud to be a stokie I dont care what the outsiders of stoke think

  • its a shithole enough said

  • Lived in stoke since the 90s was born in bournemouth, its alright stoke is......

  • IT'S FUNNY, GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR

  • Stoke - Shoddy little town

    Stokies - The funniest, nicest people you'll ever meet

    Aberdeen - Shit city

    Aberdonians - Miserable Fuckers

  • ive been in stoke once :D my friend told me to say " waak waak" when I saw a hot girl, and "mooouu" when I saw a fat stokie ;D or she's a fakking duck ;D

  • In reality Stoke is a shit hole just like all the other towns and cities in central England which were turned into ugly concrete shit holes by all thoses idiot councillors back in the 60's. Its hard to imagine that ssome t*** would tear down lovely Victorian and Georgian buildings and replace them with concrete

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  • Just come back from the Gladstone pottery museum in Stoke and I thought it was awesome! Shame they didnt keep all those big bottle kilns everywhere cos they would have made the place look alot nicer nowadays.

  • Who needs Harrods when we have The Potteries Center.....

    Who needs Silicone Valley, San Francisco when we have Etruria Valley.....

    Who needs Radio 1 when we have Signal 1.....

    Who needs The Natural History Museum when we have Ceramica.....

    Seriously, this town is a rip off from other towns and cities and is getting WORSE!

  • all the disses are true so dont lie !

  • ahahahahah true !

  • love how stoke isnt like this at all.......

  • @faybe9

    agreed, stupid stuck up gits.

  • i live here its not the best but its ok

  • what a bunch of w--kers

  • im from stoke!!!

  • WOW... i'm from Stoke... and i don't really think i have bad grammar, punctuation or a foul mouth. Your telling people who are trying to stand up for where they live to get a life, Yet you are being horrible about where we live... Hardcore, Yes, Stoke may be quite a bad area, but the video has been done in a way where they record it for themselves and make stoke seem much worse. I was born, raised and lived there, and i dont see myself or my family as a chav or yob... Start getting facts right

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  • I'm from Stoke On Trent, and I have to admit that Stoke isn't a nice place live, or the safest place either, but I was born and raised here and I wouldn't move away for anyone or anything.

  • oh yeah, i almost forgot.. 'im up hanley duck!'

  • im half 'stokie' so naturally this video just made me laugh.. 

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  • Spot on

  • God bless The Clayhead Clan:. Lmmffao. Greetings from Sri Lanka ..

  • I am Stoke, and I can assert that the place is a tip.

    Don't put the people of Stoke down though, there is nothing wrong with being working class.

  • I'm a stokie and proud of it .... Stoke-on-Trent rules !!!

  • @Craig210574 ikr

  • @Craig210574 here here!! Stokie born and bred!!

  • oi twat im a stokie

  • The thing is..we arn't like this. Visit Hanley and it's not even bad! I have lived in Stoke all of my life. We may have a trampy accent, lack of perfect grammar and what people call 'foul mouths', but we are proud of where we come from. We don't want to be posh, we like Stoke. I've seen places WAY worse to be fair, and most of the people commenting bad things have never even been to Stoke, we're not all that bad. Jesus people, Stokies and proud! Now all I can say is..I need some oatcakes.

  • @123Hitchinaride i agree, i love stoke! the oatcake is the best, you havent lived till you've been to stoke and eaten an oatcake!

  • I love oatcakes! bacon n cheese duck!

  • I was born in Stoke but moved when i was 2. I support stoke city but im living in Blackpool. I visit stoke every month to watch them play. I think stoke is a lovely place! But i dont live there so cant judge what its like to live there.

  • @MizzLyricsMonster Stoke 'rules'? Stoke rules what exactly... The obesity league tables were the last thing I saw it 'rule' or appear at the top of as we none text speakers put it.

  • hahahah funny :P

  • im from stoke, and aaah i fount this funny, cause most of its bloody true lol

  • come on now.... i know that a lot of areas of S-O-T are not the best, but these areas are in stoke.... S-O-T stretches right away from stoke if you do your research to places like alsager (where i happen to live- notice i have not made a spelling mistake or swore yet ;) ) these comments are judging a whole community on just one area. besides, every place has a rough area. however, other parts are in fact very nice.. :)

  • Well done lads and lasses you must be very proud of the contribution you have made to raise the spirits artistically socially and aspirationally for an already kicked down community... makes your heart warm

  • well done lads and lasses you must be very proud of yourselves and the contribution you have made to live in general and an already kicked down community... makes your heart warm

  • get a life and stop trolling somethign that was made 4/5 years ago - stokes wank, get over it

  • That should have been in the video

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  • @Waurg lol in some schools the teachers have to learn punjab for the little turbin bashers, no joke happend to someone a mate knew. not only is this bullshit government building mosques everywhere we also have to wear bogroll round our heads and blow each other up haaaaaaaaaaaaaa this country is fucked, aswell as all the others either way cant wait for the judgement day. ps dont believe the stuff about 2012 its a cover up btw. smoke ya herb people PEACE

  • @makavelihustler agree with the herb bit

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  • @Waurg reminds me of my old primary school st peters in cobridge

  • This could be anyway - very fair - not! One of the safest city centres in the country - fact

  • All you people getting pissed at this vid are complete retards. Im a proud Stokie and obviously so are these guys. Its good to poke fun at things in life.

  • @robbaphett so because i dont like this vid im a retard, dya no the meaning of retard? obviously not

  • @makavelihustler Just go away. Its only a bit of fun. The people who made this are from stoke, and love stoke, and thats why they made a video about it just for a laugh. If you can not understand the humor that is your problem.

  • @leliorising ive got a sense of humour but this aint humour. laughing at other peoples misfortunes funny? need go sort yaselfs out. spose you will be making jokes out of people with cancer next yeeee proper funny that is nooootttt u knob

  • @makavelihustler Other peoples misfortune? But Stoke is a nice place to live really thats why it's ok to poke fun at it. Your the one saying that people who live here are unfortunate.

  • @leliorising no because some people on here are dissing the people in stoke aswell thats whats pissing me off aswell but back to the point this vid should not be on here

  • no matter where your from thers sound people, dickheads, snobby posh people, tramps. its the same everywhere so all you fucking pricks dissing us from stoke can go jump off the nearest cliff you snobby nosed wankers! PEACE BIG UP STOKE ON TRENT

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  • My Fiancé currently lives in Stoke - though she isn't from there.

    I cannot wait to get her out of that shit hole.

    What a fucking dump.

    This video is all supported by the rejects posting against it!

  • Stoke people are a damn sight nicer than those from Stafford.

    Saying that,not all Stafford folk are rude,just the odd one or two ruin for it everyone else. This video doesn't show Stoke in the right light,does it?

  • By the time I returned home from the shitty centre I had learnt several different useless languages from hearing all the third world illegal shit that is so abundant in Stoke what a city.

  • I wish I had been born elsewhere but because of the Stoke Pottery Industry boom in the 1930s my parents moved there for work but that was short lived since they began closing most of the Pottery factories from the late 1950s until the 1980s. Now it's a dull, ugly place with a lot of abandoned buildings and believe me if you want to find a job there you can go dream! Even if (like me) you've completed Uni and got all GCSE grades there's still nothing, it's a real shit hole, every1 there agrees.

  • @Waurg dont like it here? fuck off then 

  • @makavelihustler Already did hahahahahaaaa

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  • THIS IS ALL WRONG! That H. Samuel is now a Greggs

  • @AlexinWonderland10

    no its not dip shit.

  • @Dazzerx Didn't have to rude about that. So i made a mistake who cares? Dip shit.

  • This is hilarious, and spot on.

    Stoke is a dive

  • @akky99 have you ever been NO YOU HAVENT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS AMAZING HERE IN STOKE!!!!!!!!!! TWAT!

  • @therobloxianfilmgang wouldnt want to live anywhere else than the great S-O-T!

  • @makavelihustler oh so u live there to?

  • @therobloxianfilmgang yeee man and proud of it like some of these ballsucking stokies putting there own people down

  • @makavelihustler well sorry i thought you were one of those people who were saying stokes a shit place to live thats all

  • I live in stoke, it is that bad! no arguments

  • nobs

  • LISTERN ERR YOU LITTLE FUKA I WAS BORN THEIR I DONT APPRECIATE LITTLE TWATS LIKE YOU TAKIN THE PISS OUTTA WERE PEOPLE COME FROM WERE THE FUK DO YOU COME FROM CUZ I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE PISS OUTTA YOU AND THE RESON FOR THE CAPS IS CUZ YOU'VE PISSED ME OF LITTLE FUKA GET A LIFE AND STOP BEIN A SAID TWAT COMMENT BAK IF YOU LIKE NO WORRIES

  • @rockabillystraycats6 i'm from stoke, born their and live there... and it's pretty grim tbf. this has clearly been made by people who emphasised its flaws (which summed up quite well) to get a laugh. why not get a sense of humour and just laugh about it... i don't know anyone that likes stoke, mainly people from there, to even be arsed to give a shit about you getting pissed off.

    Good video, made me laugh!

  • @woddny well thats because torists mite like to go to england and u rubbing it down would put them of like the australians they call us pommies if you dont know what that is resurch it and people like them if they saw it would put them of only saying mate but they only people u wouldnt out of is the pakies unless u like them your choice but i dont so good luck to you and i do have a sence of humor but not wv twats like you be glad to see what you come up wv next hahahaha

  • @woddny Nicely said :) I'm from Stoke myself, granted I moved to Wrexham to go to uni but i think the flaws have been exaggerated for comedy purposes and i wet myself (not literally) laughing. But you have to appreciatte the little things! Or you wont get out alive ;D

  • @AlexinWonderland10 hahaa cheers =P but isn't the H.Samuel still there, next to greggs... the more important one =P BUT... wooly's isn't there anymore ='(

  • @rockabillystraycats6 respect man for standing up for whats right man PEACE BIG UP S-O-T, born a stokie, die a stokie

  • Carpet bomb it and start again. You cant polish a turn. Full of chavy tyre fitters with soverign rings on each finger who have less teeth than a seventy year old homeless guy, who walk around like they got a role of carpet under each arm and who would start a fight with anyone including themselves if they could. Jeremy Kyle must love the place, its been a nice little cash cow for him to milk seen as probably half of his shows guests are from here. SSSSSHHHHiT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @weighell84 typical snobby nosed cunt, no man is better than the other so who the fuck do you think you are? would love see some of you pricks dissing us to actually say this shit to our faces HAHAHA pussies!

  • @makavelihustler I live around fifteen miles from Stoke not like im commenting on it when im living in Oxfordshire. Dick. The truth can be a hard thing to take though, I need a new set of pirellis for my audi whats ur best quote. Ha ha ha.

  • @weighell84 so now im thick? actually for your information dickhead u can find your pirellis in ya dead mums cunt, you must be a sad fucking loner to be able to go around looking down on people, do you talk about people in africa like this aswell just because there not as wealthy as you DICK. get off ya fucking high horse and you try living in a city with no jobs and wank wages because the government are leaving us here to suffer spose you wank off other peoples misfortunes.

  • I hope those oatcakes went to good use afterwards?!!! There is a Wimpy in Festival Park so get your facts straight!

  • @KassGoo no theres not

  • Who is that fuckwit with the piss poor Yorkshire accent in front of the bottle oven?

    Ay cudna deow a proper Steowkie twang fer save 'is layfe.

    Marnd thee dunna trip ower all them 'aitches on thee way 'ite 'an all

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  • How did you get Matt Damon involved in this video?! :O

  • Where are the people who acctually made this video from?

  • The old-man-in-front-of-the-pot-ba­nk skit would be funny if it was done in a Potteries dialect instead of Python's "Yorkshiremen" style but then I s'pose only people from Stoke would get it...

    "Arrr, thee canna tow crate, can thee, duck?"

  • Heyy!!! im from Stoke and it isnt that bad!

    Also i love Oatcakes :)

  • lol yeah all those people saying stoke isnt like that it worse :L

  • martin you twat what you on?

  • that's amazing, and its funny because its entirely true, anyone who thinks anything else, just turn x factor on and it all be alright. we say well done to stoke on trent and staffs moorlands council for destroying all of stokes culture and destroying any graduate jobs in the town, last one out please turn thelight off

  • of course stoke is shit...thats precisley why we love it!! up`anley duck?

  • Looks like this video is really affecting it's viewers, even if it provokes good or bad reactions its way better than provoking nothing at all.

    Nice video, I enjoyed it.

  • lmao booger king

  • stoke is not like tat u dick heads

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  • o come on i had to leave stokey 20 yrs ago,and thats why i love the place everyone takes da piss

  • what a tit !!!! have you no fcukin pride !!! now jog on back to ya special skool you dumb twat !!!! WE ARE STOKE !!!!!

  • It's all true....I'm from this shithole and believe me they've gone easy on it.....place is full of tracksuited retarded CHAVS,workshy wankers on disability,dirty unclean people, Somali drug dealers and muslim pimps....it really is hell on earth and it stinks!!!! The oatcakes are it's only saving grace........

  • These comments make great reading. The lovely residents of S-o-T showing off their lack of grammar, punctuation and foul mouths. The mindless yobbishness comes through in bucket loads. May I remind you all that your beloved council has demolished half your town and now has no way of repairing their vandalism.

    No the video isn't entirely true to life, Stoke is actually far worse than they depict. Vast areas of wasteland surrounded by run down and vandalised houses. Get a life you idiots.

  • @SophieHawthorne

    Lolol I'm from stoke and I pretty much pissed myself laughing at this video, and agreed with most of your comment. The reason why nearly all of these comments are made by retards is because if you were older than 18 in 2000 and live in stoke, then nowerdays you have no education, hate technology, and ramble on about pot banks which indeed declined 10 years ago. Therefore, that leaves chavs and yobs as the only youtube users in stoke. Well, mostly. And the council is terrible.

  • @CarboKill I'm not from Stoke but do unfortunately own a house there (more than you can say for most of the peasants commenting here). Your comment does prove the exception to the rule, you are clearly a nice person but the average inhabitant of Stoke as you say refuses flatly to learn anything new. Thus they would rather clean toilets at minimum wage if indeed they are employable at all.I picked up new skills and adapted and so moved to somewhere nice. IMHO these idiot can rot for all I care!

  • @SophieHawthorne

    I think you are a bit harsh on Stok...... actually, no i don't, i agree with everything you have said and i can't wait to work hard and make something of myself and get out of this place.

  • @midgeman90 Lol, Go for it and the best of luck....

  • This is a fucking fake.. Stoke aint even bad, and there isnt fucking stupid people stealing and hobos.. shizzle like that.. && btw.. You missed out Subway, Burger King, (:

  • At least you've got a Burger King - Hastings hasn't!!!!!!!!!

  • Good spoof. Remember that Tunstall gave us the Golden Torch, Hose St, Tunstall. The home of northern soul. Keep the faith.

  • @XxPixaxX yeaaah anoo cuz stokee rules lol :):)

  • What's with the emo at 1:16?

  • Nice one fellas, whole heatedly agree, tis a shizzle elle hole

  • I live in Stoke, it's really not that bad, you'll get chavs, fast food resturants, joy-ridders etc, anywhere you go, not just in my hometown, but you can't beat a true stokie oakcake, better now as potteries poppadom and tunstall tortilla

  • clever idea

    

  • fuck off u cunt go die u mother fuckers

    OOOOHHHHHH STOKE-ON-TRENT IS WONDERFUL ITS FULL OV TITS FANNY AND CITY

  • i agree, apart from the weird bits in the video its all true and it still looks like shit exept for a few tiny shoppin centers ...... either way vid made me giggle : )

  • But the way you tell people of what stokes like if nothing as it is you have to live here for a while then you realize what a good place stoke is

  • OATCAKES yes mate stoke :D should go to clayton ;)

  • We have Robbie Williams, the Spitfire, Phil 'The Power' Taylor, amazing theatres with cool plays, the oatcakes, and we have the pottery industry (why do you think we are called the potters from the potteries eh???). Yeah the place is a bit messy but it's a damn sight better than other places in this country. So don't diss us Stokies yeah.

  • @emosarahxoxo We don't really have the pottery industry though, not any more. Robbie Williams doesn't live here, he just happened to grow up here... he moved away as soon as he got the chance. The "cool plays" tend to be countrywide productions, nothing exclusive to Stoke. If you've done a lot of travelling around England, you'll know Stoke-on-Trent is certainly one of the worst places around (No offence, lol ;D ) especially the rougher parts of the city.

  • Err... Us Stokies are the best. Yeah some places are full of raving smack heads but not everyone's like that around here. Our football team is amazing. I'd keep going but Stoke's too good to tell you all about!!!

  • what are you doing to make things better?

  • haha pissa you dont half get some dick heads

  •  stoke is like that they caught the shit hole on camera

  • i was in stoke and thats what it is like...

  • I love how idiotic people have failed to realise this is a satirical video and are getting upset about it, the real point of this video seemed to go over most people heads...

  • @davepickstock alright dave fancy seeing you here!! Really though it's not a very good attempt at satire is it! I'm not sure there was a point to it, other than to get it on youtube for 15 mins of fame amongst "238,000 lucky individuals"! These are just a few more clowns who are quick to damn Stoke yet fail to actually do anything to improve it. Respect those who came centuries before you and put so much effort into lifting this place and its people and don't let that heritage die.

  • i know stoke isn't really like that, but this vid is bleedin hilarious! lmao, good spoof vid lads

  • ohhh and robbie williams comes from stoke!

  • im from stoke!!its nothin likee they make it out to be at all! they say stoke on trent when they only show Hanley and theres nothin wrong with hanley, stoke is nothin like they say. i dont knoww who they are to dis stoke? yeah there are some tramps, but aint there tramps everywhere?they go on bout having things nicked, well ive lived here all my life an had nothin stolen but went to blackpool and had my phone nicked from my back pocket!!dont listen to these peoplee, this videos a joke!

  • I live in Stoke, Longton and that film is worryingly true. And it does look like It's being bombed.

  • good laugh

  • lol the globe, I live near there which is unfortunate. When I'm old enough I'm moving!

  • Stoke is probably the friendliest place I've ever been to, honest to god . . . OK when I was there in 2005 it looked like it'd been bombed, but it's the people who make the place. I'd gladly go back there.

  • Stop moaning peeps! This is quality!

  • Don't diss stoke!!!! I live here and II am a glad stokie for live even though no celebs come here ! Well not many!

  • god KFC and Mcdonalds have changed so much

  • this is sooo offensive it is untrue. i know its a joke, but stoke is nothing like that, apart from the oatcakes maybe.

  • so true

  • Heyy thiss iss my homme!

  • Stoke really isn't as bad as the fuckwits on this video make it look. I know it's only a joke video, but I don't like it, because it's really nothing at all like that in most areas.

  • @StokeCityMental This film is 2 and half years old its improved since then, at the time it was probally a lot worser.

  • this is shit all of it is. stoke' not like tha at all except from the boy racers at night cuz we've all seen them

  • Piss Off Youu Pricks &&& Your The People That Give Us A "Bad Reputation" Youu Dikk ! !

  • @mizznhewitt08 No the guy who aparetly from here yeah he thinks he an alien he pretty fucked up

  • @mizznhewitt08 having trouble with the keybord there mate?