Hilarious DUI Test

[dere60]

aye i dont wana hear dat shit i dont even wana hear it

[swinsondr]

Why they bothering this man?

Just take him in. lol

[tammy376]

What The Hell Is Sam Jackson So Pissed About! 'You Close Yo Motherfucking Eyes!

[unSafari]

"you close your eyes? ay! you close your muhfuckin eyes!" ahahahahaha

[jumpjet88]

do you understand what i read to you?

HELL NO

[mroldschoolhiphop1]

sounds like mayweathers dad.

[aautry6]

i refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that they may incriminate me!

[LosAngelesHomie1986]

This the best dui video ever! I don't know why it don't have million views yet?

[CaptainPommby]

Aye, you close yo m'phuckin eyes!

Is you drunk?

[SavageEpicness]

"What physical patormance test?"

[mabelxxxbsb]

Funniest DUI video test on youtube

[droppaon4z]

He been drankin but that lil green ass shirt is drunk! Lmao

[droppaon4z]

Da muddafukka muz b geeen him sum pussie or sum!

[iRenz0]

FUCK THA GOD DAMN SHIT!! I'M TIRED OF THIS MUFUKIN SHIT!!!

[iRenz0]

this is too funny to be real. unless this guy is just naturally humorous.

[iRenz0]

"I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS IT MAY INCRIMINATE ME!"

"I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS IT MAY INCRIMINATE ME!"

"I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS IT MAY INCRIMINATE ME!"

"You understand what i read to you?"

"HELL NO! BUT I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS IT MAY INCRIMINATE ME!"

lol

[bumblebear841]

This woman deserves some sort of award

[Tsukilight4u]

This guy must have went to the Samuel Jackson school of acting XD

[DaRighteousRebel]

You close yo mothafuckin eyes!!!

[john7131]

Besides all of the slurring... he kinda sounds like samuel jackson

[theJohnnyhustle]

you understand what i am telling you? Hell NO!

you know your lisence will be suspended? IT ALREADY IS!!

you understand what i am telling you? HELL NO!!!

[TheGuinnessboys]

"Sir! are you refusing this test?!" "nah..YEAH!!!! im refusin the mufuckin test!!!"

[yotube123454321]

Haha, this guy is the shit. "I BEEN DRANKIN"

[30inventionman]

Who is this guy, is he famous. Thought I saw a BMW in the background.

[1108hue]

4:31-5:19 i havn't laughed so hard in a long time my side hurts and im crying lmfaoo

[INM0RT4L1]

Looks like marlin wayans twin

[unjustkatana]

I should stop watching this video!!!

[jacksonreiahnna]

what motheruckin' breast test? lol

[MZDianaArellano24]

if u cant close ur eyes why do i gotta close my muthafuckin eyes:)))

[unjustkatana]

I love this guy...my hero!!!

[JeseekaaCee]

ii waant yoou too put the mothaafuckinqq handcuuffss onn meee & taakee mee too mothaafuuckiinqqq jaaail, ;p

[marshelly38]

I guess so you have the mothafucking camera shining on me..................... This is going to make me have to wear depends

[bigsouth23]

haha no you close your eyes

[luv3z2p00p]

"you must be giving him some pussy or something" i loled so hard

[blodad]

funny dude, should have used the boozelator 3001 before getting behind the wheel!

[jaydeenyc3333333]

do you understand what i read to you? Hell no

[LaEskoh]

The MoFuka is drunk and He know it and say it

They AINT no need fo A MoFuckin Physical test you

idiot dumbshit cop.

[TR86]

what the hell is this a game show???

[socalguy24]

"What fisical pertormance test?"

[morganashli09]

"I wasnt DRIVING!!"

[sexyhotlowrider]

He is INNOCENT!

[lookielooo]

@with33 u dumbass! Guns aren't allowed in the booking area. Now that I got that out of the way my funniest line is "are u refusing to take the test? NO!.. Um YEA! YEA! I'm refusing to take the muhfuckin test! LOL!!!!

[101RMT]

shit she must be giving him some pussy or something hahaha

[vampbass1]

HE AIN'T GOT NO MUTHA PHUCKIN LAWYER!!!!!LOL

[Doobie1975]

This video was filmed in 1984?

[SIHELL]

I refuse to answer any questions on to the grounds it may incriminate!

[kylebakersanangelo]

this is hilarious! i love black people, they are nuts!

[DontRepYourCity]

@kylebakersanangelo Hilarious, but embarrassing.

[1998232v6]

She must be givin' him some pussy or somethin' hahah epic

[qwexas]

He won't answer any questions because they might incriminate him, then he says he is already driving on a suspended license.

[botchalism]

Wow, back when cops weren't storm troopers tazing people left and right.

[marshelly38]

I guess so you got the motha' fucking camera shining on me.............When I'm having a rough day, man, Mr Turner brings a sweet smile to my face

[newyblood]

1:44 sir' mr turner are you going to do the physical performance test ? what i do the physsssssical merformace test

[Kamicolod]

The female cop gets an A+ for professionalism.

[MrLas74]

I'm already motha fuckin suspended...lmfao

[ApollonianKing]

Things were so much better before tasers. Fuck tasers.

[PhEaR717MvP]

u understand wat i read to ya? HELL NAAA! lmao!

[Grobertown]

What mutherfuckin test? You close your eyes! Man Fuck this! I was drunk! But I wasn't drivin!!!

[cutemale55]

you close yo mufukin eyes,lol

[batwars99]

What physical performance test? HAHAHA!!!!

[bigfrog75]

"Don't touch me again! That concludes the video."

He probably got cop stomped as soon as the tape stopped rolling..

[yayiki]

hahahahahahahahaha man this man is my HEro..i can watch this mothafucking video a 1000 times

[Joshyboy013]

If you dont gotta close your eyes than why do i have to close my eyes! hahaha

[faygo6]

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[Ittialiangecko7]

"I understand I was driving under the motha fuckin influence but I also understand I wasn't driving I wasn't driving" LOL give this guy a medal someone

[TheGuinnessboys]

@Ittialiangecko7 lmao thats the part that made me laugh the hardest

[with33]

this is fake lol not only does she not have a gun belt on but they wouldnt let him start going off like that they would take him down as hes a clear threat

[chickenlight]

@with33 1. She works in booking, alas no gun belt.

2. Listen to the date. It's 1984. Cops weren't in the business of freakin' out and tackling a guy for any small reason back then. They used to be quite patient with people. Besides, he's only drunk; he has no interest in attacking them.

[bigz3009]

lol with a soft tone ......ay fuck the dumb shit.......

[iploponyou000]

4:29 till the end is the funniest part of the video!

what muthafukin breast test?!

you gunna take a breath test?

HELL NOO!

XD

[01000001011100100111]

Don't they use breathalizers in the US?

[walterqxy]

@01000001011100100111 yea, we do but this is so much more fun!

[TheDodgeViper]

My life is already suspended! xD

[TashaRichardsonFan]

*I am refusing this motherfucking test* LOL

[TashaRichardsonFan]

This dude is so fucking funny!!!

[Rising90zg]

im tired of this moterfucking shit.... take me to the jail

[LS6CamaroA4]

1:45 *rabble rabble rabble* .... "MISTER TURNER!!!"..."yo"..."lets do the physical performance test, please." ... "What physical perrrtormman...performan....pe­rformance test?" ... "both feet together!" .... "AIGHTTTTTTT"

Best part in the whole video.

[ldegoes]

I am sure they beat him up after the camera was cut off!!

[iMMACULATEatSHiT]

"what fysical patormance test" lmao i know how to spell thats just how it sounded

[VagaVlondOficialBand]

his the GTA MOTHEFUCKA

[buddasmokah]

what muthafukin breathe test? HELL NO!

[casilevagina]

i want you to put the muthafuckin hand cuffs on me and take me to muthafuckin jail.

[TashaRichardsonFan]

The *Hell No* at the end is hilarious!!!

[TashaRichardsonFan]

YAY!!! This version is awesome, no censoring!!! LOL

[lookielooo]

Do u refuse to take the test? What!.. Yea! I refuse to take da muhfuckin test! LMAO!

[yudy92]

and right when she gets pissed she says "close the video" .. haa... interesting, i wonder what happened right after :D

[z1soccerplayer]

eay you see wut i say mothafucka you see wut i say eay! you...come over here..eay!......MR. TURNER!!!!!......yeah lmao

[mandtconstruct]

HELL NOOOOOOOO!

[ErinaceousOutrageous]

them muddafuggas say what dey WANNA muddafuggin say

[M1ndz]

funniest random black guy on youtube

[CanJ0n]

This guy would have gotten tazed had it been recent. lol

[edwordiard]

HELLLL NOO! hahahaha dudes straight up clownin

[ReddFoxx1562]

I believe they said he was under the influence of alcohol and modeling glue.

[Reggieworth]

HELL NO!

lol

if he wasnt driving, why are they harassing him?

.

is this even real? could be SNL

[99jesuspiece]

What muthafuckin BREAST TEST!?! HELL NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO CLASSIC

[99jesuspiece]

HELL NAWWW I AINT TAKIN NO BREAST TEST LMMFAO!!!!!

[talltom1973]

Mother fucking right. lol

[ProudAmerican9]

LMAO this is my hero

[Brettimuss]

He should do stand up 

[Redisthecolor5]

PYSKIIKALLL PFHEERORMACEE TEST

[animl]

who the hell disliked this video?? lmao hes hilarious! man my liscence is already suspended!!!

[R3PSTA]

hahaha..u under stand wat i juz read 2 u?..hail na...but i refuse to answer any questions!!!!!!

[MrNyquilatnight]

fuck the mothafuckin breath test !! HELL NO !

[claplante23]

Hilarious!!!

[rascalferret]

he should be arrested for being a belligerent dumbfuck..doesn't anybody see where this culture leads us

[petelovesmaryjane]

epic



[Teenscifi]

Ummm.. Not funny at all.... All I'm gonna say is this shows the very narrow vocabulary of adjectives that these types of Americans have.. Very sad and maddening..

[artb76]

@Teenscifi First of all, you seriously lack a sense of humor. Second, you're an idiot if you think every American of "this type" (what ever the hell that means) is all just like the guy in this video. Hopefully you stay in whatever pussy/shit hole no democracy having country you live in.

[bloodgangPhilly609]

" if you cant close your eyes why i got to close mine" lmao 3:04 - 3:07

[berzirk]

@bloodgangPhilly609 Indeed, that's the gem of the video along with "I might be motha**** drunk, I know I wasn't motha**** drivin" Haa haa

[InsomnicNarcoleptic]

@geraldlee33

peace of shit o.O

[geraldlee33]

This COP is not doing it right, she really needs to understand that this guy is not the one that was driving. You cops need to get a grip.

[JBoGunnz]

That was toooo funny lmao!!!!

[RECON4NOW]

LOL He sounded JUST like Samuel L Jackson rofl

[yosvany2556]

Did he refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that they may incriminate him? lol

[JRYANG9000]

you explain to my motah-fawking lawer....

[TheViralVideoChannel]

This is JUST GREAT!!!! Maybe the funniest clip I have seen yet!!!! HYSTERICAL

[yungyadada]

did you close your eyes lol

[chametta]

lmao

[womensman87]

I hate it when people pick on black people because of their race knowing they don't likely have money.

DUI IS FACISM.

[socosoccer123]

So was he driving or not

[AmIcrazyOrNot1]

she a dumb cop, he was trying 2 grab that dumb paper or little booklet that contained that miranda rights on it, but she had 2 take it to the next level and say dont touch me again, he was getting tired of it so he tried 2 take it away so that she couldnt read it to him, not only that the beginning of the video he said 2 them that he doesnt have no license, but yet towards the end of the video they said they would suspend his license, but overall funny video, nowdays it would be different

[lovelaceb]

I can't even past this test when sober!

[lovelaceb]

I can't even past this test when sober!

[BrownPrider650]

WAT MOTHAFUCKIN BREATH TEST? LMFAO

[TheDivine770]

lol



[rebboy17]

"I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS THAT IT MAY INCREMENATE ME!"

[ryanpiuma]

@rebboy17 Hilarious!  He says that over and over, then goes ahead and answers ever question the cops ask.

[KennyLBiersack]

........................

[311diamonddoll]

We <3 Mr. Turner...

[nc86prod]

OK, yea, the guy was being the typical crazy drunk...but it's kinda ironic. toward the middle of the vid and onward, it seems like he just wanted to be arrested. He was even ready for the cuffs at 3:44. LOL.

[jenn1ifer]

FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! LOL

[GamertownUSA]

I hope they gave him a copy of this video so he could see how much of an idiot he was. LOL

[karih123]

How dumb are americans, its pretty obvious when people are drunk.

[moneeluvsu2010]

@karih123 Thats so dumb.... Its funny you say that, considering we are the best country in the world!!! LOL This guy is freakn hilarious. They shoulda put the cuffs on him.

[311diamonddoll]

"What physical pa ta-formance test?"

[yungyadada]

did u close yo eyes lol

[TheJeffreyWilliams]

NOT for little ears...but way TOO funny!!!!!

[khmer209racer]

this is one hilarious mothafucka

[nc86prod]

I'mma tell you just like this...I' I'ma tell you just like this: I might...I'M DRUNK!!

[mtdunn]

I gaurantee Mr. Turner got his ass beat when they cut the video camera off!

[deeway19]

Yea im refusing this test

LMAO

Fuck the shit LMAO

[JoshG1976AZ]

Model Glue LMFAO !!!

[z1soccerplayer]

i guess so you got the motha fucking camera shinning one me lmao

[Johnneycake]

Breast test!! Lol!

[MudShadow742]

LOL FUNNIEST BLACK MAN

[Ironhand09]

He needs the shit kicked out of him!

[treepirate]

FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT. best part!!!!!

[sarrraah1]

hahaha sooo funny

[artcloud7]

,pharell is a beast for sampling the part 3:10-3:12 for the intro of his song called Anti-Matter!!

[chanti177]

@artcloud7 HOLY SHIT! I JUST booked that!!!! Pharrell's a BEAASSTT!!!!

[annettemint]

YOU CLOSE YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN EYES!!!!

[SamFreedom]

is this broward county, FL?  My brother used to live down there, they were nice enough but they seemed like keystone cops.

[Driveyucrazy12]

Thisss Shiitt Iss To Funnyyy I Hadd To Watch It 2 Timess

[samirune]

omg why preform the test, anyone can tell that he is drunk. and whats with this? 4:50

[NicholasGRoberts]

That poor black guy (and yes I"m white)

[freelancemakeup]

i guarantee he will not  remember this in the morning

[JETIKID]

"wut muthafukin breast test" lol

[l8tejuckoss]

cops know that they cant communicate with a drunk guy

[cacaman17]

omg watch this witch captions its awesome

[meat34boy]

i guess since u got the mother the mother fuckin camera in my arm ah u must be giving him some pussy or something lmfao what the hell

[tweety0036]

"Sir are you refusing this test?" "Na..YEAHH I'M REFUSING THE MUTHAFUGGIN TEST."

[z1soccerplayer]

do you understand what i just said ......''hell! no but i refuse to answer any question that my incriminate me

[MrREYWARD]

FAKE

[doitdoitdoitdoit]

FUCK THE SHIT!