Mike Patton - All My Children (8-23-06)

[Foxer35]

I don't know why, but Tomahawk strikes me as an odd third choice after Bungle and Faith No More. Fantomas is somewhat of an expected answer, but it fits... hell, I'd even say Peeping Tom would fit better.

[mrjustinesquer]

i think i just puked a lil WTF not what but why?

[aperturesandfstops]

Dont forgot Mike also did vocsls for Dilinger Escape Plan on one of their EPs quite some time go too.

[suicideposter]

If this soap had any balls, Mike Patton would enter through the front door and turn that chick int a pillar of salt.

[azrial4421]

Love how she say Tomahawk like she even heard one song. Maybe she had a train run on her by some people with taste.

[blarrrrgehh]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAH

[SicStoneknot]

Mike Patton NOT god!? That's like saying Paris Hilton isn't a slut!

[uiruu]

Mike Patton should come and beat the shit out of all of them...

[ArgHamster]

Don't forget his bands like Straight No More, Tomacock, Mr. Bunghole and Sleeping Mom and of course his work with Queerzel and Stan the Masturbator. Well, you call them bands he calls it money.

[uiruu]

@ArgHamster Say what now? Are you mistaking Mike for Lars Ulrich?

[ArgHamster]

@uiruu True, Lars is the thing that should not be... as well as his drumming!

[uiruu]

@ArgHamster Well, he isn't a bad drummer. Just a bad person. And I think you mistook Mike Patton, a genius, for him. Because there is no fucking way someone in their right mind would make insults that only make themselves look bad at Mike Patton.

[ArgHamster]

@uiruu He is a bad drummer.

[uiruu]

@ArgHamster Correction: It's actually "Faith" No More, "Tomahawk", "Mr. Bungle", "Peeping Tom", "Rahzel", and "Dan the Automator". I can see how you and your tiny little brain could make the error however.

[rockypc24]

@ArgHamster fuck u

[GrimFloyo43]

@ArgHamster Lol, are you even fucking serious? Mike Patton is the very last artist on earth who would do musical projects for the money. You uneducated prejudiced asshole

[ArgHamster]

Of course Patton is not God, he's Cthulhu.

[MrJimllmixit]

Mike patton is god.......

[erocdelashaw]

hah wow this is weird...

[Flot2illa]

The fall of day time dramas can be traced to this moment. They made light of their god, Mike Patton has forsaken them.

[bobethe]

this is NUTS

[maestra999]

Love this guy!

Bishoninja (9 months ago)

"Not many people care about Mike Patton anymore." Oh I remember the sweet old days of Pattonmania where Mr.Bungle got massive radio play and you couldn't walk down the street without seeing someone breakdancing with Disco Volante bangin' on the boom box. I think this was about the same time John Zorn was elected mayor of New York"

If they even know of Zorn....

[aylmerannie2]

This is really fucking weird. "Not many people care about Mike Patton anymore". "I do." What am I watching here?

[UnexplainedDirge]

Why were they talking about this in this show? It's so strange to me.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

lmao .. thats the first thing id do when i run into female patton fan.. getem drunk and fuckem

[TobiasMathe7]

@IntegraTron2010

He's still pretty cute though

[todshelton]

FUH KNEE.

[MrBlasturbator]

Most random thing ever

[moremoxi]

First things first...they absolutely ruined my Zarf character on that show!! No joke, straight up ruined the best character ever put on a soap opera (finally made up for it with Ethan, but, still...) Second...I am from San Francisco. I have to love Mike Patton. It's in the city mandate...(hee hee)...

[eurekaimgay]

LOOOL! Why would they reference Mike Patton in All My Children? There's no way that people who watch All My Children know who Mike Patton is.

[illuminez]

@eurekaimgay Because people who love Patton wound up writing Soap Operas. That guy is awesome.

[stooges666]

wow this is dumb.....really really dumb.....The bimbos +2s makes it a little better though. Patton ISN"T God. Hes God's older brother.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

@stooges666 yea god used to sneak in his room raid his records and stash..

then catch a beating latter

[atheistunicorn]

shooters lmao

[SirDuckDuck]

MIKEPATTONISGOD!

[mxdrmn]

@littleweloosmom I enjoyed Firecracker too, for what it was worth but you have to admit that it was less then a "B" movie. So low on budget that some actors needed to play more then one role. I just wish it had a little more budget behind it. The fact that it was Mikes first and only movie role is the the sole reason I sat through it. I would really like to see him do more in movies.

[littleweloosmom]

That bitch is annoying. (And Mike Patton IS god.)

[martinberg78]

If any of you were really smart you would realize that Patton is, infact the opposite of god, he is the devil, duaaah look at all the signs he has always looked the same, never ages, has no grey hair, still sounds like a 16 yearold unless he wants to sound like an angel, (or demon) RIIGHT? if you actually believe that Patton has any religous pull in either way your dumb. no religous figure here just raw talent.

[howgoldenboi]

What she says about the contribution of the other band members is so true. Way too many people obsess over Mike Patton. Surely, the man is a MONSTER, possibly the best vocalist alive, but c'mon Tomahawk doesn't even COMPARE to Mr. Bungle; or Secret Chiefs 3 or Electric Masada for that matter.

Trevor Dunn and Trey Spruance need some severe props, they rule.

Oh and

"Moonchild" since no-one has name-dropped that yet...

[moonlightdeadite]

Sorry "I'm still a dumb blonde bitch", Mike Patton is God

[mxdrmn]

Anyone ever sit through the movie "Firecracker" ? I mean like, the whole movie !? a piece of cinematic wonder......I tell you !

[jkipcount]

@mxdrmn in a good way or bad way? I've yet to watch that one.

[littleweloosmom]

@mxdrmn I own it. I think it's great.

[quiladora]

creepy

[MeinFuhrerICanDance]

Oh no shooters

[Bishoninja]

"Not many people care about Mike Patton anymore."

Oh I remember the sweet old days of Pattonmania where Mr.Bungle got massive radio play and you couldn't walk down the street without seeing someone breakdancing with Disco Volante bangin' on the boom box.

I think this was about the same time John Zorn was elected mayor of New York.

[0PhantomShadow0]

That's how I am with Buckethead. "You've been reading my blog..."

[noswall]

Bad. But still better than Avatar.

[GynoGrinda]

Who ever wrote this crap should be shot.

[Markfly]

That was both incredible gay, and astonishingly awesome.

[jxwhee]

You've been reading my blog.

[naneanilau]

Mike Patton is God! and i want to marry him

[castspeel]

que coño es una soap opera?

MIKE PATTON=GOD!

[camironcha]

¡¡¡¡¡¿Queee chuuuuchaaaa?!!!!

jajajajaja

[mattwalker21]

Hahaha I don't think the phrase "wtf?" could ever be more apt than in this situation.

[TehPirateSquid]

B...but Mike Patton is God?

What the fuck is this heathen shit?

[LadyVierra]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAT?

And wow, they even *know* what they're talking about!

....WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[anuskaleok]

this was disturbing ..

[spoonslap]

that no one cares? Ah noo!

[ImMattMan]

A Mike Patton reference is probably the high point of any Soap writers day.

[MrDumcumpster]

Now I hate soap operas even more.

[dagnaste01]

i beg to differ mike patton is god

[TyroneLafleur]

LOL WTF ?!

[jxwhee]

bitches don't know about tomahawk

[AnnexGroup]

lol i totally agree..

[kfaith178]

I'm shocked and confused on so many levels.

[Wierdoinc]

Epic!

[XDbeans]

what is all my children?

[loonaya]

hhahahahaahahhahaa

[tkh85]

Mike Patton is God of gods!!!

[alexfanx]

Oh, they mentioned Hanoi Rocks!

[suexian]

Hilarious.

[Tylerdavasel]

bitches don't know about tomahawk

[kurtisblow3000]

god DAMN it. can everyone stop saying "_______ is GOD" about people they like? it's the stupidest fucking shit in the world. also the word "genius" doesn't have an "o" in it.

[Tylerdavasel]

I agree. That's very true. That's ridiculous. Only Mike Patton should be called God because he is God. No one else is.

[kurtisblow3000]

this is so weird.

[Amesang]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a million voices cried out in terror.. and were suddenly silenced."

[Madhadderall]

I can just see some bored house-wife sitting home watching this not caring at all what they are referring to and her teenage son freaking out walking by hearing this dialog!!! hahahahaha

[zyphoid666]

(O.o) I guess one of the show's writers was a Patton fan?

[eskimoposh]

What did I just see? Someone help me. I'm honestly not good at seeing things that dont make any sense....

what what WHAT????????????????

did she just say Mr. Bungle? Is this for real???? I dont get it. I'm totally fucking lost for words and all reality.

[pearlgirl91]

this sucks!!!!

[GraSoGe]

WTF WTH?

[NewClearTwist]

mike patton IS God you stupid bitch.

[toymasheenSH]

Patton should make a song called Destination Hell

[sexualburgerking]

WHOA! Jeez! WEIRD!!! I saw FNM open for Gn'R! It was great... but... but... All My Children?!??! Am I hallucenating?

[brassaflax]

what the hell???

[fnub]

W

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[curiousfae]

UH- WHAT?!! Mike Patton is NOT God??? Then who the hell have I been praying to all these years?!

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

joe pesci?

[ArgHamster]

@curiousfae Cthulhu?

[ArgHamster]

@ArgHamster Chtulu is awsome. He wrote most of "The thing that should not be".

[evilgenius911]

...wha..?  does patton even know about this?

[vbeek2002]

That bitches virgin ears would fall off if she was graced with any of Mike Patton's music...throwin all those big words around like 'tunnel' and 'mom'.

[jxwhee]

He's gonna feed her about 20 jello shots then it's gonna be ON! Probably climax during the last 30 seconds of Epic.

[candyisbetter]

MAN DID THAT HURT!

[taylorangelique57]

man thats so hillarious you take an english guy to make him transgender and then name him a good person to the music industry---mike patton--- funny all my children at its worst

[xAnesthesiAx]

hahahahahaahhhahaahahahahahaha­hahhahaahahahah

[Fossick]

Yeah...she's never listened to a FNM song in her life.

They have no idea who they're talking about.

And....Mike Patton would get a HUGE kick out of this.

He'd laugh.

[fleshbarber]

BOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THEM! I hope Mike Patton walks in there and destroys them all!!!!

[big0scary0chris]

i fuckin hate everything. my mom watches this show. anything to hook an audience right abc/disney. get em while they're young like cigaretes. I wonder what mike patton thinks of this.

[Claude999]

YOU READ MY BLOG YOU FILTHY WHORE

[auggie87]

So this guy has a pre-made trey of Jello shots? Thats fucking REAL!

[platinumbong]

mike patton is god screw the other members of the band 8)

[PhilipSallon]

Duuuuude, I gotta start watching Soaps! lol... that was AWESOME (esp. becuz as a theatre nerd, the guy who plays the Patton fan was in two of my favorite shows in New York ever).

Hilarious!!!!

[ibanez456189]

hahahahh wtf! is going on

[emokiller907]

typical patton fan some artsy wannabe.

[matthewdarklord]

YOUVE BEEN READING MY BLOG

[fistfullofblood22]

What the fuck! Hahahaha!

[iwarboY111]

I guess Mike gets some money then huh?

[spacevampirestudios]

I don't usually like All My Children, but it's hilarious that Mike Patton gets a nod on a big show like this.

[chex9522]

this shit is HILARIOUS

[krazyzark]

holy f'n crap! my mom watches that show... i even remember seein that character, Zarf... but damn, name dropping Mike Patton and his prominent bands... All My Children's writers have definitely gone up in my respects

[jxwhee]

His look is so far ahead of the curve.

[lt3tretrois]

Is this a twilight zone? or a soap opera?

[superbadlucre]

muahaha - 'You've been reading my blog!' This was good for a laugh. And I care about Mike Patton anymore, dammit.

[godofwhiskeyandwar]

...this is fucking ridiculous. Mike's name spewing out of this dumb bitches mouth doesn't sound right. haha

[HiveDes]

mark patton?

[HubertsCurse]

I suppose nobody cares about...

MIKE PATTON

...anymore.

[puckaroo11]

Haha I was at that show in '91....it was Guns N' Roses, Metallica, and Faith No More!

[phasermusic]

pretentious bitch...

[TheeFinchLynch]

WHAT? EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT MIKE PATTON!

All these characters are fucking tools, but props to the writers for getting Patton out there.

like that chick has any clue about Tomahawk. BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT TOMAHAWK!

[MissMetallicaMisfit]

i know about Tomahawk.

they fucking rock.

i don't really get this.

they're talking out their arses.

because lots people think Mike Patton is God.

which he near enough is.

[FrozenSnake999]

Bitches don't know bout Mondo Cane.

[penguinworm]

i know about Mondo Cane.

it fucking rocks.

[kcutz]

Bitch dont know about Crudo!

[jxwhee]

He peaked on Destination Hell, totally sold out after that.

[billythepunk]

well if you where really a long time fan you would have read his blog and seen that he didn't sell out.

[godsizedhole]

mike patton IS god.

[Twitchmonkey]

Oh. My. Patton.

[herbalh]

hahaha :DD

[whostolesnoodle]

dump bitch. the artists he plays with are awesome but what sound do they all have in common? pattons vocals. is it a wonder that faith no more got better with patton? it isn't for me. as soon as I hear he's done something new I check it out. not Lumbardo' solo stuff. Trevor Dunn's trio is nice but I'm not following there every step. Patton should be complemented that they know he IS vocal god of originality. shit I'm gonna have to start watching this crap

[frodoyouknob]

You've been reading my blog.

[Fossick]

what a ditsy sounding character...

[Fossick]

The name Mike Patton should not come from his lips.

And the way it's used...lol...Patton is God.

What a horrible show.

[AaronDriz]

what on gods fucked up earth is this!?? Some silly bird goin on like she know's Patton??haha

[Bockatadi]

who does the writing for this episode?

[Algernon273]

What in the sweetness of fuck is this? Is this actually from All My Children? I'm not sure if this rules or if this angers me to no end.

[LittleRedMenace]

I'm going to go out on a limb and confess that I am an All My Children fan who loves Mike Patton. I saw this episode when it aired and I was equally puzzled - and somewhat impressed that any writer on this show actually did some research on this matter.

But hey, this IS also the soap that was the first to have a major character get an abortion (Erica Kane) and the first lesbian kiss (featuring her daughter Bianca). So props to them, I say.

[pathammond]

WHAT IN THE FUUUUUCK?????

[muxz]

Did I just wake up in the fucking Twilight Zone?!? ...I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this.

BTW Patton is god

[jxwhee]

you've been reading my blog

[ZimplyPhenomenal]

That lady's momma took her to see Faith No More open to Guns N' Roses, and she saw the whole thing from the pit. Dude, that's one lucky blasfemus lady

[JimBunn]

Blond chick: "Mike Patton is not god"

BLASPHEMY I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tsengmao]

Here Here!

Patton is God FTW!!

[Ratajski]

Does anyone know when this episode aired or who wrote it?

[batcavity]

lol what the fuck.

[thenerdistheword]

the hell?

[jizzlobbber]

This whole thing is queer.

[VinMetal666]

Mike Patton is god. That lady is a queer.

[Riotshoes]

I agree whole heartedly with you, good sir.

[doddsino]

Yeah she seems like the type of chick who would stick vegetables in her vagina.

[TheRealDrache]

"doddsino", I don't know where you got the ability to sense which foods women shove in their vagina just by looking at them, but I believe you're right.

[thesourcewizard]

lol, its a super power! so, what the hell! that was a weird comment! why would she do sumtin like that!?!?!?!?!?

[rickrickerson]

Wow. Stellar acting.

[clutchkirby]

That's the most forced thing I've ever seen.

[semiloaf]

fluh?

[jxwhee]

Maybe even Tomahawk?

[whatsgrimace]

jzus you lame user you. you should smoke pot sometime and chull out.

[coegar74]

mike patton is the worst fag in music ever, he smells like poop, and his voice shit he does is so lame and retarted, there, now i just pooped thinking of this shit.

[Markzyisme]

Your brain just pooped thinking of this shit?

hahahaha. lol!! Bahahaha! Try thinking more often. You might be able to take in more with that minuscule brain capacity of yours.

[NightIsAlive]

you've been reading my blog. >_>;

[melikeythat]

what the fuck this is hilarious.

soap operas are so gay...

but everyone cares about mike patton, dont deny it.

[junkhop]

that was freakish. thank you

[invisibleman1039]

this is the most bizarre thing I've seen in awhile. Mike Patton's response: "There must be some freak writing for that program. Do people even watch that show? That would be my first question. (Laughs) I mean, who cares about a fucking soap opera? I guess there are some old people watching."

[jmedran]

hahahaa

[filmedonlocation]

THANK YOU for posting this. I almost can't believe it.

[nhhfd]

I wonder if patton smoked her pink cigarette after the show

[Steveternal]

Hilarious. She made no mention of Fantomas.

[solobuttons]

Yeah, but it'd be hard to mention EVERY Patton band anyway :)

[joshchannel]

how much does product placement like that cost?

[ceohhhh]

her boobies are quite pleasant

[missyheart311]

WTF is this, this is the weirdest shit ever, its un-natural! i wonder what mike things of this haha! i bet he'd cringe his face off

[tubulard]

the clip would only have been perfect if they had played some of adult themes for voice

[jxwhee]

You've been reading my blog.

[chefprotoss]

HA! this is stupid in every way. whoever wrote this would probobly have mr T try to sell tampons. "ALL DAY PROTECTION FOO!" HA!

[buopako]

Damn funny!!!! :-D