American Psycho - Intro to Patrick Bateman

[BoykaBoykov]

i have the same video in my channel but my Video is the Blu Ray Version in 1080p 10 times better quality

[tranquelmischief]

Honey almond body scrub, gotta put that on the list next time I go to the store.

[ccipollini1984]

That's how tighty whities are meant to look.

[Berengier817]

I decided to make my house have a black/white theme with the hardwood flooring from this.

[fatpossum22]

Patrick Bateman - Original Metrosexual.

[agent4754]

i just don't know why i fuckin love how he takes care of himself..i think all men should make the best to look good and fresh all the time.

[abvflux]

Wow, it really sucks being poor and fat.

[JeanKurdo]

BAT(E)MAN = BATMAN

[TheWisemonkey8]

2:11 ...

[MrLancer918]

So Sad...this used to be ME in my twenties..Geez I even had that bed..it's an empty and lonely life...thank heaven I woke up I saw what a REAL person was.

[oldgil17]

@MrLancer918 what is a real person?

[MrLancer918]

@oldgil17 Well, for ME...I realized it was all an image I was trying to portray of an IDEAL person...America is Notorious for that.... I never Quite felt whole and had to look deep inside as to who I REALLY was...I've been happy ever since.

[ScarletSnake]

@MrLancer918 im in my early twenties and this is me right now. What do you recommend?

[MrLancer918]

@ScarletSnake Hey, if you're happy..then go with it...if you're prick, and see yourself turning into a douche bag then re- evaluate yourself

[rotzikotzi99]

hahahahhahahahhaa that was so hilarious

[animuandmango]

It's like dexter with a gay guy.

[DiamondMiningGuy]

With all this perfection and white you'd think you were watching Equilibrium

[Camphibious]

check em'

[cormacenright1989]

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE!

[sharkboy85]

Mitt Romney: the 80's

[RIPBrandonJee]

It's really hard when you've become so powerful...

[KANETHEPAIN93]

Patrick Bateman taught me hygiene

[Muz33kfulThe2nd]

Does that work?

[ddenns]

@Muz33kfulThe2nd Yes.

[audiophil92]

@Muz33kfulThe2nd some of it is a bit redundant, but its better than nothing at all :D

[BlackPhoenix623]

does he even lift?

[CookiesAndGaming]

All that trouble just for nothing, Because these gels dont do SHITE.

[ExitiumD]

@CookiesAndGaming Ofc they do why wouldnt they,

[MegaLuux]

the song is--John Cale - Suicide - American Psycho intro

[jaxblade07]

This made me start wanting to take care of myself

[tootster1]

@jaxblade07 hahahaha! I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. :-) One of my fave movies.

[MonstaMack555]

water activated gel cleanser, wtf! :)

[JeuneGen]

Great ass!

[SouthernOregonOrgani]

My friends think im a nut job for this being my favorite movie. But come on, its sooo good!!!

[batboyjhg]

@SouthernOregonOrgani Mine too. Loved it since I first saw it at 15.

[visceralguy]

What a magnificent body. It really shows he takes care of his body. Very Nice!

[MadHatter34784]

@visceralguy Yeah, but I was disappointed when he didn't talk about shaving his balls or getting his asshole waxed.

[TheBnishan12345]

IS.... is this the modern Dorian Gray??

[blee072]

His American accent is flawless.

[Apollon0817]

He has a magnificent body

[AskAWhiteDude1]

In the book it says he's 26 years old... not 27.

[MrMacobmalvin]

@AskAWhiteDude1 stop the presses

[Scorpiusgrl]

wow WOW I could watch this forever hehehe

[ladron187]

Why cant i stop watching this.

[TheEtceteraEtcetera]

More like Patrick BATman. amirite?

[ToobiusTV]

@TheEtceteraEtcetera get out

[jamesrobtonyadams]

@TheEtceteraEtcetera kill yourself

[mplusm24]

sexiest ass

[IDMSH]

babe

[henkeman94]

He also forgot to eat breakfast...

[Inyourfacebro]

He's got a nice body.

[nipols]

damn everyone thinks I am a pyscho maybe I am.

[Foxist101]

btw like how he removes the mask. kind of like a snake shedding its skin.

[Foxist101]

Lol i want the name of this piano song asap.

Gunna play it during the routine ^^

Not even kidding.

[numb1starwarsfan]

@Foxist101 The song is called 'Suicide' by John Cale

[Foxist101]

@numb1starwarsfan

youra champ. thank you.

[numb1starwarsfan]

@Foxist101 No problem.

[charcoalwilson]

how, how could anyone dislike this video?

[lizzfrmhon]

hmmmm naked Christian Bale.....what an ass!

[SuperJake88]

This is what happened after Batman was forced to retire. Curse you people of Gotham.

[SNICKERFACED]

0:49 - "whaddya think, Alfred?"

"I think the look needs more work, sir."

Sorry. Couldn't resist. No more references, I swear.

[ThunderEagle115]

He forgot about returning video tapes

[jliu512]

DAT ASS

[dajman15]

I want a mask like for my whole body. Ripping it off looks FUN!

[authorizedkilla]

I love how what he says at 2:00 is actually near the end of the book

[DarkBlueRose99]

Its like a "My morning Face and Body Routine" for you mens on youtube ^^

[Yusei64]

check em

[anth0ny1994]

This was such an under rated film

[vaahtobileet]

1:52 Then an anti-aging eye-bomb.

[MrZochoR]

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there"

[billay360]

00:54 HHNNNNGGGHHH

[23RAIDa]

all of that nonsense and he didnt even brush his teeth

[SirHenryKrinkle]

@23RAIDa Read the book

[FeeTurbule]

@23RAIDa Probably the best comment! hihihihihi

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

@23RAIDa I think he does that when he finishes his routine lol

[TonyB21987]

@23RAIDa he does it in the book ^^

[atonsolaris]

@23RAIDa dayum

[MadHatter34784]

@23RAIDa I seriously almost spilled my milk from laughing so hard when I read your comment!

[henkeman94]

@23RAIDa Or eat breakfast.

[theplaidmonkey]

monologue definition: sociopath

[FeeTurbule]

@theplaidmonkey It is definitely a horrible book. Personally I prefer to pay attention at things that helps us to be better. "American Psycho" is an ode dedicated to emptiness... So sad.

[theplaidmonkey]

@FeeTurbule Agreed. Society makes all the vain things as the most important. None of these things are good for the human's soul. And it shows the extreme emptiness that is a result. If he was so infatuated with the things that mean nothing and do no good for your spirit or mind, it creates the opposite of good, evil.

[gsherlock]

@FeeTurbule Its a really deep and scathing critique on the 1980's where people first began to become obsessed by the superficial, consumerism, the love and pursuit of wealth for its own sake, a warning to us long before the huge financial crash.

[jimbobhk2009]

@theplaidmonkey not really, narcissist more like

[theplaidmonkey]

@jimbobhk2009 narcissism is a sociopathic trait

[jimbobhk2009]

@theplaidmonkey well yeah, this guy is the complete definition of psychopath/sociopath

[saudiprettygirl]

Lmao I felt like I was watching a tutorial on how to look pretty. He has a freakin spa salon in his shower when I use a 2 dollar soap bar.. and I'm a girl!

[livinglegend1187]

Disturbingly, I find myself relating more and more to Patrick Bateman.

...well... except for the instinct to kill.

[barkpeeler2000]

the first time i rented this, i ended up very glad my dad walked out of the room as soon as he saw naked buttcrack. not a movie you want to watch with your parents

[jaxblade07]

This actually made me start caring about my hygiene

[troglodyto]

@jaxblade07 rofl yeah this movie made me start using cleanser and exfoliator instead of just soap on my face

[MrHEC381991]

0:49

symbolism much?

[barkpeeler2000]

@MrHEC381991  maybe you mean foreshadowing...

[MrHEC381991]

@barkpeeler2000 ..you don't wear a mask?

[barkpeeler2000]

@MrHEC381991 he he, i see what you mean, but i thought you may have meant it had something to do with foreshadowing his batman role (you know, the batman face mask.)

[bensonata199]

@MrHEC381991 ?

[Yaoicrazey]

I WANT that Peel!!!!! If anyone knows where i can get one, please tell me :-)

[FLASHLIGHTMAN4LIFE]

I think it simply shows his psychotic nature, his attention to detail, like dexter; he knows he has to blend in with the crowd, but he knows hes a monster, he feels it about to come out of him, his shell about to lose its composure, and his mind about to succumb the thoughts of a madman. He is not human is what hes saying. (i think)

[pabloww]

With little or no alcohol

[annchy19653]

sexy as hell

[Apollon0817]

I'm a guy and I actually pay that much attention to my face.

[universalize1]

perfect for buffalo bill

[casper123]

Your compliment was suffient, Louis.

[xeatmytoastx]

I need this song so i cant get ready like that.... -__-

[jaffarm]

Is it sad that my routine is actually this complicated, and i don't find this video weird ? :)

[HalSamuel]

This is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen.

[MrFan32]

dont just stare at it, eat it !

[devilevil143]

Why So SEXY!

[MegaPrettyinpink09]

1:00 DAT ASS

[insolentMinx47]

i never actually understood what it is he actually does for work..its been a while but i remember when i watched the movie everytime he was at work in his office hes doing pretty much nothing. anyone care to explain please?

[CommanderAoshi]

@insolentMinx47 He works for Pierce and Pierce, working in murders and executions.

Excuse me, Mergers and Acquisitions. He's essentially an investment banker, which at the time was a prime example of yuppie culture.

[insolentMinx47]

@CommanderAoshi yea thanks. i remember in the movie reese witherspoon says his father pretty much owned the company so he could do whatever he wanted..when she suggested they should get married and he said "no i cant take the time off work". that was my main concern was why when they showed him at work did he never ever do anything. and he simply wants to fit in.

[sesrunner08]

Hmmm so this is what Bruce Wayne does when he wake up after along night......

[ironlungdtoker]

thats what i do every morning ,

[NobleThiellus]

One of the realest, most compelling scenes in any movie

[PureHeavenlySultan]

@AddictedToAndrea ohh sexy sexy :D

[cbraat27]

@drewtitans ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY

[stripped5]

I love it when he says "I can do a Thousand now."

[Fishstixj4l]

good narrative intro

[Laker34]

i tried this morning routine and i was exhausted by the time I put on my Herb Mint Facial mask.

[WredWrabbitGaming]

Great film.

[PureHeavenlySultan]

@AddictedToAndrea You are the Yuppie Scum culture, I must hate you burrrrrppppp

[BRIGHTENthisday]

shit i’d put glue on my hands as a kid and peel it off I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING IT TO MY FACE until i re-watched this movie. i know what im doing today.

[AlGhaffar]

Sick movie, but this scene is very worthy. Except "there's no real me". WTF?

[imobeus1]

@AddictedToAndrea

..Oh that?

He just hates bums, women..and hookers..and pets.

See, this is where that 'crazy as all fuck' part comes into play.

[ajrocks10]

Sexy beast.

[rosiewardd96]

Christian Bale is so beautiful.

[UniversalLimbo]

Batman's morning routine. 

[SuperBarax]

I guess i was probably returning videotapes.

[Wrath91]

This is how im going to start my real time mornings.

[SuzieIsSleepy]

He has beautiful skin

[deanthompson88]

Im walking on sunshine!!!!!!!!!!

[loco4vicodin1]

@deanthompson88 I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn my supposed fiance keeps buzzing in my ear.

[rsnk1]

I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion

[mebemichelleyy]

i think the way he thinks is actually extremely intelligent.

although his insignificant killings were immature, violent, pointless, and insane, his mind is independent from others.

[WamBamThankyouMam86]

the apartment is awesome.

[smitten40]

WHAT A LIFE RICH, POWERFUL,, MONEY ALL GOOD BUT WITHOUT THE KILLING

[RandomTipOfTheDay]

Shame you cut the music as it was meant to be connected to this.. I guess youtube would ban it then.. however, this is a film with the same sort of controls, right?

[pabloww]

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol

[xmattx10]

2 people don't like Huey Lewis and the News

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

I was watching and listening so intensively...and I'm a guy..

[lu4y4pants]

Whoah, even my mom doesn't have this kind of routine.

[100PercentOJ]

@frustratedgamerguy Ow dain bramage hurrrt

[unclealand]

Wow, it's great the way he talks about the bitches and what he wants to do to them. Kewel dude.

[macobmalvin]

i would kill to have his life pun intended

[imobeus1]

...'nobody else is on your level'?

Somebody clearly missed the point, in his world appearance is more important than substance. His social group IS 'on his level' - so much so that you can't tell them apart.

Patrick's spirit is numb, b'cuz of his yuppie lifestyle ("I'm simply not there"); he desperately wants to FEEL something, and does so by exacting revenge on members of the 'yuppie scum' culture that confined him to his private hell.

..not to mention that he's crazy as all fuck.

[Capri557]

@imobeus1 how is he crazy?

[imobeus1]

@Capri557

He's crazy b'cuz business cards mean more to him than human life.

[Capri557]

@imobeus1 lol how do you figure that?

[RoseyGrad2012]

@imobeus1 awesomr movie & crazy!!

[Marcusx1980]

My routine in a nutshell :)

[SoooBlue]

@frustratedgamerguy what...

[meatsandwich3]

@frustratedgamerguy motivated to do what? kill people?

[Blehhh49]

Bateman Begins.

*Da dun TISH!*

[ivpazd]

Where is the repeat button?

[November10th1775USMC]

2 People forgot to put on an icepack while doing their crunches and ended up going through out the day with a puffy face.

[Richierua]

@November10th1775USMC id bet they forgot to return their video tapes.

[KuatoFilms]

2 people used an aftershave lotion with alcohol and now look older.

[Cammie010]

@KuatoFilms lol

[Asmoday78]

@phubans if you look at most male rapists, serial murders, and psychotics are not any better looking or worse than anyone else. It's just that you think they need to look like a villain to be a villain.

[surfingtube]

anyone know what that facial mask is called??? Looks damn refreshing

[RoastPost]

I love how this scene reveals the ending.