Dennis Pennis - Stupid Model

[TheFishyOneSKiT]

...Cameron Diaz look-alike??

[naveslaikss]

she looked horny as fuck for Paul LOL

[brinepacer]

Paul Kaye is a massive, massive twat.

[guitar19904]

@brinepacer

hes a badass troll 

[TheKoffeehaus]

She sounds Scandinavian/Russian, so English isn't her first language. Naturally, she won't understand all English wordplays.

[LarkeSongs]

@TheKoffeehaus

she's Danish, I think. And yeah, good point, it' hard tounderstand jokes inother languages

[drebinj]

I would like to take a sledgehammer to his gurning face and then gobble her starfish. Is that worrying ?

[camilowish]

Must bbe Cameron Diaz because Dennis Pennis only interviews movie celebrities, maybe this was setup...

[watto1188]

@camilowish It's Helena Christensen. She has a similar look to Diaz. Diaz was a model before acting btw.

[camilowish]

@watto1188 You're totally right. I looked Helena Christensen up, she looks exactly like Cameron Diaz, except she has her mouth a little crooked on the left side (her right side). That's how I knew that the one on this video is Helena Christensen. Thanks.

[camilowish]

Is that Cameron Diaz??? Sure looks a lot like her...

[djbethell]

Oh dear...

[StargateCommando]

LMAO Love it

[simranjeet12345]

i thought it was cameron diaz

[DanFrederiksen]

well the joke doesn't make a lot of sense and she knows she's not supposed to get it so all he achieves here is being a douche : )

[Hexy69sCHILDREN]

@DanFrederiksen It's an easy to understand joke. What do you mean it doesn't make sense?

[DanFrederiksen]

@Hexy69sCHILDREN because it doesn't say 'concentrate on the carton' on the carton. just says concentrate so under the assumption she would be vacuous enough to take that as a command and do it she would not be prompted to concentrate on the carton as was the premise of the joke. he confuses his semantics and the bottom line is that his material is lame..

she handled herself well there, she knew she was being set up and all he achieved was being an ass. Strutter was something, that... is lame

[Hexy69sCHILDREN]

@DanFrederiksen It says "concentrate" on the carton. She therefore stares at it, concentrating. It's a joke that so many people understand yet you somehow find a problem with it. Maybe I'm misunderstanding you. If "handling herself well" is coming across as clueless then yes, she handled herself very well indeed.

[DelBluenose80]

@DanFrederiksen fuck me, the joke also invokes a play on words. We know ''concentrate on the carton'' is not written out on the carton, only concentrate. The punchline is delivered in such a way as to make the joke work. Talk about over analysing shit! Just fuckin laugh like everyone else!

[DanFrederiksen]

@DelBluenose80 be a jerk like you? nah. join me instead as a righteous person

[BIOSErrorCode]

@DanFrederiksen If you don't get then you're a stupid cunt. Go and get a sense of humour you fucking spanner.

[nirvana613]

"You certainly weren't"  fucking brilliant ! :D:D:D

[graemeoliver84]

0:16 I love this, she looks so dopey here!

[krisbarber]

brilliant but don't they drink only pure in america?

[brockheinz]

fucking idiot

[lizclegg]

English isn't her first language even though she speaks it really well. But its probably harder for her to get things in English than it would be in Danish. I'm guessing

[theuncanspan]

@robswift008 am callin horatio kaine we've got a probable offendr just plz provide with your address n make this easy on yourself

[MrPointyarrow]

lmao

[bazzamataz72]

wouldnt give her a dinner date but would eat her date

[Basehad]

Idiots. She's taking the piss out of him. Can none of you lame fuckers tell that? She even says "I'm a model, I'm stupid". Doesn't that sound just vaguely ironic?

How does it feel to know that someone you thought was stupid, just took the piss out of you? Haha, you all got owned by a model.

[alvshill]

@Basehad You know what.. I watched it again and I thought that until she said at the end "I think I wasn't supposed to [get it]". That doesn't fit if she's turning it back around on him.

[Basehad]

@alvshill I'm positive she's kidding. This model is Helena Christensen, she's Danish, and so am I, so I've seen a few interviews with her. She's quite normal, maybe not a genius, but certainly no airhead either. Also, it might be because this sort of irony is very Danish, but to me it's obvious that she's joking. Danes do this sort of thing a lot, where you act stupid to lure the other part into an ambush or sorts. It backfired a bit for her here.

[graemeoliver84]

@Basehad She is not "pretending" to not get it, she really didn't get it. Look at her face, she can't be that good an actress for that confused expression to be fake. Also she's Danish, sometimes people from other countries have trouble with English humour. And Danish, they're not that far away from the Germans and we all know about the famous German sense of humour, or lack of.

[happymana]

@Basehad Nah she got Pwned. She got creampied.

[MagnusVideos]

@Basehad I think someone told her that to say as a stock response to any question she was asked that did not involve fashion. She could have come back with something witty, or at least pretended she got the joke, she did neither, and looks and sounds stupid, very stupid.

[brockheinz]

@Basehad she just said that so she didn't have to answer the question.

haha, you got owned by a youtuber

[Basehad]

@brockheinz You couldn't own a used car, moron. I'm almost sure that she's being sarcastic. I've seen interviews with Helena Christensen on Danish telly and she's really not that stupid, but I don't really care.

[samwithams]

Ooo what a legand !

[Dannzzx]

this is Paul Banks of Interpol's girlfriend, no?

or ex?

[SamHain1031666]

So dumb its pathetic

[yingleberry]

There is no one better than Dennis.

[ALPHABETTY]

love the way she sarcasticaly plays dumb at the begining, then genuinely doest get the punch line

[Punkrockcotteger]

Classic!!

[okstereohead]

Carton!

[deepblue69uk]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Ok, perhaps mean to laugh at someone who is genuinely mentally challenged...but...Dennis Pennis is legend. ;-)

[SAIDON92]

not all the ornage juice say"concentrate" on the carton

this is a dumb joke

[mart3h]

@SAIDON92

who said they all do..

youre as much of a dumb cunt as that model...

[SAIDON92]

@mart3h your mother's a cunt

how's that??

[TheFishyOneSKiT]

O_o ... con...cen...trate...

FAIL!!

[Zoza15]

She represent the models stupidity!...

[TheIvana30]

wow...but the best male model face is Duško Dobrota on youtube......

[Jetstarboy]

god you must a freakin moron not to get this joke - christiansen certainly is one !

[thekorksta]

yea good one, not. Why don't you tell it too her in Danish then maybe she would get it.

[fonzi0was0cool]

the punchline was that it says ''concentrate'' on the carton. so thats why models stare at the carton.

get it ?? dumb people.

[camtuffley]

i dont get it

[dontleademsomuch]

why is this sweaty faced bitch a model?

[wordsworthbloke]

man, you must be a lonely guy,

[dontleademsomuch]

you don't know the half of it man

[MahtobSecrets]

@dontleademsomuch What are you talking about? That's Helena Christensen.. Go watch the "Chris Isaak - Wicked Game" video and you'll see why she's a model! She's perfect!

[PlayStationMe]

:O aaaaaaaaaa its amazing that's awesome....:O:O:O

[MsGulbesheker]

Try 2 concetrate on the carton=""))

LOL

[HEYPETEYMC]

YOU COCK SUCKERS!

[FerndoSpade]

Lmfao! 0:24 when he comes back and says 'carton' Sooo fucking hilarious, I watched it like 9 times xDDD

[colmonhs]

brilliant dennis!

[cosmin8919]

this is mike strutter, i love this mother fucker

[techtrance11]

carton lol

[davidnavancavan]

my god she is fit...............

[robswift008]

thick and extremely beautiful.....perfect

[OkRoyBand]

thick as shit

[tellul8r]

i didnt see hitch but im sure she wasnt in chuck and larry. that was jessica biel wasnt it?

[britpopmodliz]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bloody brilliant

[edaines]

kudos on that chick. she took it fucking well.

[helldemon618]

well, if u dont get it, u cant really take it bad can ya xD

[ScarlettStreet]

yeah but where would we be with smart girls without stupid fitties?

[tellul8r]

whats her name? i recognise her!

[togo008]

I think it's Helena Christensen.

[Bollo1987]

I love how to help her get it he comes back and just says 'carton'

[reddropdrop]

she's so beautiful.

[zidanny5]

you certainly weren't lol!

[rchan0]

this has gotta be the funniest Pennis clip i ever seen hahaha

[jasgrip]

concentrate on my noodle...it has gravy concentrate on it

[ProfetaParanoia]

god... no....

[kalvhult]

C-vitamins was fanni too ^^

[TuRdSandwitch18]

at least she knows her place lol

[altan24]

and you no this man

[marksteven147]

she was sexy as well um dumb tho

[Polin4eto]

yes dear, we know you're a model. and now the world knows you're stOOpid, so to say :D

[djdef008]

If you nwant Beaurty and brains in 1 package.... dont go to LA

[ukmonk]

she was great!! plus she knew what she was doing! great sense of humor that lady! :)

[DiggermanNo1]

Proof that there is a god after all...! and he likes to strike a balance.

In this case beauty v's brains.

[peanuts2105]

she is gorgeous though

[casperhaase]

helena k!

dejlige dame...

forstod den heller ikk :-)

[Soymilllk]

0:09 "I'm a model, i'm stupid"

qft

[ilferrari]

Well, she got him before he got her. She came across well actually

[bastyo1]

ooh.... and why did the model shook her body before taking a syrup? because it said... shake well before using.... LOL. stuid..

[CountLuku]

Not that thick. She managed to come up with the 'see vitamins' joke pretty quickly...

[hippotoast]

C vitamins you idiot. Who's your agency?

[viktord1]

haha shes a blonde

[innit27]

she comes across as really nice, i prefer blondes though

[leanonme78]

thick as pigshit !!!

[laurathit]

omg, she's danish, like me, I did get it though!!! ;D

[fartybumholes]

ROFFLE

[spazzynoo]

LOL

[francucumber]

she speaks fine english shes just a bit dim

[lucas198]

paul banks is ploughing that bird

[jorgecastillo25]

In ten years from now everybody is going to remember Helena, but nobody is going to do the same about that clown..............

[rambos2ndcousin]

Lol, are you being serious? Fucking wise up!!!

[jorgecastillo25]

Dennis Pennis gets in a month what Helena gets in an hour, hahahahaha, get your own conclusions..........

[jorgecastillo25]

It's amazing, I mean...Nobody get it? Her native tongue is not english, so she´s not suposed to understand those kind of jokes!!!! Jesus!!!! That has nothing to do with her profession (a model) Otherwise, she must be laughing at you guys while she sees her bank account!!! hahahahahahahaha

[Belsebuub]

My native tongue is not english either, but i got it...

[jorgecastillo25]

Good for you! You should be so proud! You´re going to get far in life........

[ForeignerDude]

As will you, clearly, able to ignore any point that may have been held and merely insult someone, in case you didn't notice your point was refuted somewhat, still I gather by your posts you hold a deep attraction to her so believe what you wish.

[2coinlove]

i luv kaye he is a scolar of comedy and a genius of life

[pkzathruz]

she is so hot. the stupidity might put me off though.

[ForeignerDude]

Hah, Dennis seems legitimately surprised it actually worked.

[zufgh]

jeeze i'm 13 and i get it !

[brokeassandhungry85]

watta dumb ho , she didnt get tha joke dumb bitch

[bread0and0butter]

i adore him!!

[maaaaariel]

That's a bad joke, haha.

But it's funny though.

[colinsmyth99]

she is gorgeous and accepts getting the piss taken out of her well

[Cattaneopapa]

she looks like cameron diaz!

[Zoza15]

she was a worth of an try indeed..

So many pretty models and stupid as hell!!!..

[freedomfight2012]

jesus. that's funny.

[anuskiller]

lol'd so hard

[wyncyspyder]

has anyone ever seen penis pops out? that was a great show

[dezmika]

ROFL, what a very air headed woman

[carlalovesyou2]

LOL!

[Ricardo2510]

awesome

[NewEvoTime2007]

Evry1 who said she is actually clever are as dumb as her cos i think she actually meant that she likes c vitamins,literally,she dint mean see no way,she's only got 1 brain cell an that is bein used to keepp her upright....

[polyfusion]

Think what you want; if you'd ever seen her being interviewed, you'd realise that she's a lot smarter and articulate than 95% of the people making posts here.

[NewEvoTime2007]

Yeah ok i apologize,but only cos she is hot, an im sure she is clever she's just mayb a bit slow,and in interviews no doubt she appears to be clever but only cos she knows what questions are coming her way,every1 is briefed before they take an interview nowdays,ya know that right????which is why ya see their true colours when pennis decides to make an impromptu interview..

[bobjoe242424]

shes a dope

[Shchetchynianin]

ur my idol m8

[walkontom]

She looks like Cameron Diaz and she's a ride too...

[yohaneuano4]

She said "Because we like C vitamins" and looked pretty dopey...I think some people are investing too much faith in her humerical ability

[Aueneye]

She is funny,(C/see-vitamins). He is lame-ass.

[SomeBlokeLol]

She's joking to make him look like a tosser. He did.

[Blackheath1]

I'd love to stick my length in her purse

[lionofthejungle]

So funny how he comes back and repeats, "Carton!"

[Voulvoulvoul]

no it isn't...

[pescador1]

She looks like Diaz... Just more beautiful!!!

[polyfusion]

It's funny reading some of the comments here, saying shes a stupid model, etc., when in fact, her response about "C-vitamins" (see vitamins) is just as good a response as Dennis' answer. But then, half the people posting comments here are too stupid to realise it.

[KidMillions]

That's true, polufusion, that C-vitamins/see vitamins thing was pretty clever. She's probably a genius.

[laurathit]

i don't see the fun in her answer!!?? wasn't that the whole idea about jokes??

[itsjustwolf]

**facepalm** jesus christ lol

[philbo67]

lol omg how can you not get that joke

[bouldy147]

helena christisen is absolutey divine!Believe me she's not THICK!

[guted0]

and thats evident in this video bouldy your a bit of a thick wanker your fucking self

[bouldy147]

guted0 im a thick wanker you silly prick fuck off nobhead!

[stusafc37]

I can't believe your all calling each other thick and dumb on here when Helena is probably far more intelligent than all of you! She has majors in maths, physics and sociology and can speak 6 languages fluently. Most commenting on here struggle just speaking one from reading the comments. I like Dennis pennis aswell before anyone says different.

[stedaman]

People can be intelligent...but then in terms of simple jokes and not grasping them, look stupid.

To say she is thick for not understanding the joke is justified, as it's not exactly hard to understand.

Many people can have educational merits, but that didn't help her did it? :P

[guted0]

well its obvious english isnt one of her fluent languages and how do you know all this shit you weird fucking stalker

[maggiedell]

that does look like cameron

and i love the look on his face at the end

[veksi9]

oh, helena so cute

[DonGlenston]

Cringe. Yeah, I thought it was Cameron Diaz as well. Looks just like her in that video.

[Johannes012]

It's Helena Christensen. She's ok

[trailerdrugdealer]

she is danish :D

[SHI7HE4D]

fuck about that looks like cameron diaz.. that is cameron diaz aint it.. i cant see no difference

[razvi87]

stupid skini bitch

[peteyg1]

Yeah fucking skinny bitch, fucking fat people are the way to go

[multipl3]

lol

[jk2008jk]

such a classic pennis moment that one. get him back on the telly someone please. An hour slot each week on BBC3 or ITV2 must be calling out.

[billcarr178]

How on Earth would it be possible to do that? Pennis is already spread a bit thin (the Alan Hansen interview par example)

[larusj]

what the hell... this guy is not funny.... would you laugh if he said it to you?

[swanseaboy]

THATS NOT THE POINT YOU KNOB LOL.

[onionpants]

oh dear, you completely missed the point...

[tomdevos]

no its funny cos its not you, dickhead

[spearian]

my god your thick

[OghamTheBold]

Does orange juice come in cartons? I get my maid to squeeze mine every morning

[bouldy147]

helena christensen is so fucking fit!

[HubSwitch]

errrr, and not so quick either?! LOL