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  • scary

  • :( Grandpa?!!!!

  • Isn't this guy who owe me 2 dollars

  • suddenly the lights dim then time lapse of janitor shows up in lab.. janitor whips out penis and starts buttfucking the corpse!

  • did the Autopsy find anything? im guessing the cause of death was old age, but what do i know? i mean the man was 5,000 years old...he looks like my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgreat great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Uncle Stone Head lol :)

  • WOW! 5,000 years old! That's almost as old as Betty White xD

  • He Must Have Suffered In His Death Otherwise He Would Have Already Been Eaton

  • 9 Hrs passed and he still looks the same lol...

  • that nigga doesnt need an autopsy, he needs lotion

  • 5,000 yrs old my ass...probably 500 at the most

  • I'm not a doctor but I'd say this guy would have lived much longer if only he had access to a ham and cheese sandwich. He looks like he spent his last hours hungry.

  • i had this in social studies

  • @tommyzap11 so did I

  • @immaSSjJedimaster no way!what grade im 6th?

  • @tommyzap11 me too.

  • Grandpa ?!?

  • Fuckin gross!

  • ICE MAN!!!

  • Iceman, have you been working out?

  • Otzi Ots Born

  • They didn't say anything about the corpse. Im still curious.

  • very interesting such a small body.i must know more.

  • i thought humans back in the day were bigger :/

  • @gmanskater1234 humans in his time were probably no bigger than 5 ft..

  • So an autopsy is a bunch of blue ninjas running round in circles around a dead body... Really, really fast

  • Poor Ötzi.

  • leave the ice man alone xD

  • So? What did we learn??

  • @bulrush1000 in 5 thousand years time they will put a probe up your arse just like that!!

  • They raped that dude. 

  • So many doctors to play around with a dead guy

  • it's gonna wake up and fuck you guys all up

  • Me Gusta :|

  • رائع

  • They were shocked to discover the remains of hot pockets, perfectly preserved.

  • OP Original Planker

  • Is he planking?

  • He's got the looks... Just needs a nice tux.

  • is that a real body ?

  • @yazeed4 yes

  • They just poked around a bit and left

  • There are some missing of video, that body finally stand up and walk out!

  • Walking dead?

  • No way to treat your elders.

  • @fudgedogbannana Haha XD,

  • what were the findings? the findings!>?

  • seemed to me that they were just going around him in circles and probing his ass with wires

  • Well, that was fast. :)

  • Poor fella!! Must have lived a very hard life!!

  • Chuck Liddell?

  • It would seem he froze to death DUM DUM DUM

  • fan

    tas

    tic

  • so who is this bloke

  • He looks like he tastes like bacon.

  • @sadzoot He tastes like long pig...

  • @sadzoot ewwww

  • ok then.. theres an autopsy with no results.. wtf...

  • Damn, national geographic needs to stop doing these bullshit 60 second videos and start putting the full vids.

  • I don't know how they do it.. I could never be in the same room as that thing.

  • just some evolved beings cutting into a dead ancestor.

  • This autopsy looks more like a gang of vultures around a dead wildebeest.

  • lol @ the reactions.

  • They analy probed the poor fella 0:26

    note to self

    1) avoid abduction by aliens

    2) do not freeze to death for 5 thousand years

  • @vernadoon Damn they did! Now I'm upset with myself because I went back and watched it!

  • I'm never eating beef jerky ever again.

  • looks yummy...

  • how are they soo sure its 5000 years old?

  • @mrmikeVIVO Carbon dating.

  • @mrmikeVIVO carbon 15 dating.

  • This like pressing the fastfoward button on the sims

  • I did not know Squidward Tentacles was real

  • Benny Hill music

  • To take part in such a thing XD

  • Well, that was just stupid!

  • ICE MAN is so sexy :)

  • THIS WAS CAPTAIN AMERICA, BUT THEY DRAINED OUT ALL OF THE SUPER SERIUM, & DROPPED ON THE FLOOR & IT RAIN DOWN THE DRAIN. THEY WANTED MORE SUPER SERIUM, & THIS IS HOW ' STEVE ROGER'S AKA, CAPTAIN AMERICA LOOKS LIKE. GREED RASCALS.

  • imagine if it got up and talked lol

  • So-o what was the cause of death?

  • Looks like they did fuck all over that time lapse.

  • @Goodnightsrest To the untrained EYE, lol

  • after all this time, i would think he deserves a proper burial...

  • @cmilford1969 shot in back with arrow, may have died from it as I recall.

  • @farvision I saw a documentary that did find an arrow in his back. They suggested that he was murdered but because of great lapse of time can never be proven.

  • @cmilford1969 lmao!!

  • Mr. Iceman feels violated.

    =(

  • WoW!! that was fast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • me

    

  • cool

    

  • 20 years ago, hard to believe.

  • He... didn't make it.

  • Guess what they found in the end...nothing but a sh*t load of dust

  • cute

  • thi is exactly why I want to be cremated

  • coooolll

    

  • So after this surgery was he still ok?

  • did he thaw?

  • strawberry +shit = yummy

  • Too short. 

  • the thumbnail looks like a petrified herbert from family guy.

  • @tjsnider02 haha yeah !

  • Hes a Nord from SKYRIM!

  • Good to see they went all out and covered the table with aluminum foil.

  • I've never seen a Chipotle burrito this big, yummmm

  • would

  • I was watching this when my Dad was cooking bacon O_O

  • is he gonna be okay, how bad is it doc?

  • ÖTZI! I remember you from 6th grade.

  • @Mindstormscreator I remember him from 7th:)

  • Ötzi

  • Looks like my ex wife

  • why do i hear fpsrussia?

  • he's not playing gears of war

  • lol then suddenly " the thing"

  • they work fast

  • سبحان الله

  • what did i just watch?

  • THEY CLEARLY HAD A DEADLINE TO CATCH

  • Blocking vids from some countries and not other is racist.

  • @SuperAquamale which race exactly?

  • @tjv323 I meant discriminating, not racist. sorry, kthxbye?

  • @SuperAquamale

    It's called censorship. Sucks to be you

  • @SuperAquamale Racist? lol ur dumb

  • and

    

  • Necrophiliac's dream.

  • he looks like a chicken barbecue :S rofl

  • crack head

  • the ice man said "HENSHIN"

  • So? What were the results of the autopsy?

  • National Geographic.......PLEASE tell us why we can't watch all of your video's in all countries. I'm sick of clicking on what looks to be a great video only to be told its not available in my country, I'm in New Zealand where we have no rules regarding content etc.......PLEASE make all vids available to us!!!!!

  • @RIPSNZ maybe its because in some countries ng tv is part of sat tv...meaning you have to pay in order to watch..so if you can watch it free on the web why pay for it...anyway i think u can see them on n.g com..under the video section ..

  • @RIPSNZ why don't you use proxies??

  • @RIPSNZ you can watch videos from other countries there is a plugin for firefox called "modify headers" or something. Google it, there maybe others.

  • @RIPSNZ Completely agreed!!

  • @RIPSNZ Canada too Please

  • @RIPSNZ im mexican and i can watch it

  • @carlo151699 No spics allowed.

  • @RIPSNZ download "hotspot shield"

  • @RIPSNZ

    I'm from NZ and I can view this fine O.o.

  • @calypse550 So could I hence being able to comment on this video :-) Its other vids of their's that are quite often unavailable.

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  • @Cujucuyo you should write a blog about that. i mean your stories are seriously cool, bro

  • @RIPSNZ

    Try this, then watch

    w w w .hide-my-ip . com

  • @RIPSNZ You didn't miss anything. It's a time lapse and you hardly see what's going on.

  • @RIPSNZ WOW! if you only could see this omg...

    so stunning

  • @RIPSNZ its because no one gives a fuck about NZ

  • @ChuckNoarus hahaha, anyone in the whole world who follows rugby gives a fuck about NZ I can assure you!!

  • @RIPSNZ thats not saying much, I dont even know what the fuck that is.. some gay copy of football I assume

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  • @RIPSNZ yeah u would remove your comment, thats what I thought, yank

  • @ChuckNoarus Do the world a favour and please don't reproduce.

  • @ChuckNoarus I didn't remove it, look beflow :-) I just re-worded it in a way you'd find easier to understand way because as it was I thought you'd have trouble understanding it, .

  • Is that a zombie??????

  • Crap

  • is he dead ?

  • Is he white,african,arab? what tribe did he belong to?

  • @KarthikSoun  Hes European.

  • I wonder what the necrophiliacs think about this guy?

  • thats what happens to you when a hot pocket explodes

  • I hope his family signed the papers authorizing this...

  • He is NOT dead! I know CPR!

  • where was he found

  • who would suck his big toe for $1Mill ???

  • @iiDBeats lol that made me laugh!

  • @iiDBeats I'd Do it ....

  • @iiDBeats Thats easy lol

    Try French Kissing Him !! for 1bill $

  • @iiDBeats For how long?

  • @bezerk47 1min = 1mill, 2min= 2mill and so on lol.