Jaguar Part 1 - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[Metalman7460]

whats the game at 3:43--3:44?

[scruffytuba360]

@Metalman7460 Almost positive its called Eternal Champions. I used to have it.

[Original156]

What was that game 4:36-4:38

[Pichu441]

Wait.. why are the ratings disabled?

AVGN's not going the Irategamer route, right?

[zolo1243]

@Pichu441

Maybe because ratings aren't important.

[borjitasstoi]

you got old xbox and 360 and play station 3 and game cube?

[Lollipop708]

SCHITAY FAOUR.

[xXxEmoGirly497xXx]

ooo megusta the doom song.

[PowerXeta]

64-Bit? More like Sixty-Four Shits!

[otaddiction]

Haha 64 bit my ass. I don't mean to sound like a graphics whore or anything, but the Playstation was only 32 bit and their games looked way better!

[MrMavrik306]

INTRO TOO LONG WHEN YOU WATCH 10 VIDS IN A ROW

[piguy314159]

Anyone else notice Superman in the N64?

[gmansketch1]

avgn has very feminine hands..

[TeamChaotixz]

back in the day i had the biggest balls and the biggest dick on earth

then avgn came along.............IM SO PROUD OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER!

[awsomenick4]

Avgn volume: Not to high and not to low, perfect

Commercials volume: Holy Sh*t

[WweTeamCena]

Awsome only alien nitendo game ive seen

[VitalityRichPlus]

Now I like Zelda, but when you have to consider Ocarina of Time, I have to admit, the game has not aged well.

When you pair it off against something like Brave Fencer Musashi, no, I am not a PSX whore, it definitely hasn't aged well. If anything thing LttP, Link's Awakening and the Oracle series seems more fun and lively.

Hell, this isn't even about graphics. Well to me it isn't. It's about how the features have aged well. Has Link ever used his Macguffins in combat?

[RushShredr2112]

@VitalityRichPlus I think Ocarina of Time has aged way better than most games of it's time. I started playing it in 2008, when I was 10, and I thought it was the best game ever made (my opinion at the time).

[robbthy]

thumbs up if you think super mario bros. 3 will always be better than any shitty Halo, Call of duty or fuckin' all these new shitty FPS games!

[mrwhippy101]

@robbthy AMEN

[giantmutantchicken]

@robbthy um you're not talking about borderlands too are you? otherwise I agree

[otaddiction]

@robbthy

FuCk MaRiO hE sUcKs DiCk BeCaUsE hE dOeSn'T hAvE a GuN aNd ThE gRaPhIcS r ShItTy!! PlAy CoD eLiTe CuZ tHe GrApHiCs R BETTER D:<

..lol jk man, you definitely have my support. I'm sick of all these assholes that I see everywhere criticizing Sonic, Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, etc. just cuz they don't have guns or "good graphics". I don't hate FPS, but it's the fanboys that piss me off. Things that gamers these days need to know are that graphics and guns DON'T make a game good ffs. -_-

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@robbthy Wow...you are like those classical music stereotypes.

[aMarvelousChild]

Just Love AVGN [;

thumbs upp !

[frostymk00]

James is really smart reposting old vids gets a fuckton of views

[CatholicBunneh44]

ITS 16 BIT! lol

[masonroe157900000]

@CatholicBunneh44 It's actually a 32 bit processor and a 32/16 bit processor put into the same shell.It is a cluster fuck of engineering.

[CatholicBunneh44]

@masonroe157900000 lol know, but I laughed at the part when he pretended to be a kid

[OtakuPoot]

No Wiimote in the opening :'(

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Nice to have top comment. here's for another top comment. Who here thinks Xbox should quit the numbers and go for calling their systems after badass actors? I think the Xbox Norris and Xbox Stallone would make millions.

[conradojavier]

@TheDarkNeonHero I perfer Xbox Bruce.

[slodere]

@TheDarkNeonHero dude, you dont get it. to get to a top comment, your comment must come from the heart, THE HEART.

[mrhunam]

It's really strange, Jaguar games look like total ass, but they seem to run very smoothly, compared to the relatively low framerates of NES/Genesis.

[conradojavier]

@mrhunam Still Don't Released them on Wii U's Virtual Console.

[HarryPotterIsCool1]

@mrhunam no rly

[retrogamemaster101]

man ive seen this 10 tymes and its still awesome

[SizzLor1336]

the intro's awsome i spent most of the video on the intro if only i could make it my ringtone

[ShadowLegend300]

@SizzLor1336 You can

[CactusJackMeredith]

at the beginning, he's playing winter games

[NintendoGuy98]

Only pussys skip the intro!

[AZWification]

@NintendoGuy98 34 people are pussies, then.

[NintendoGuy98]

@AZWification 34? This intro is awesome and these guys skip this. Mindfuck!

[TonyAvalosGTA]

Talk about N64

[Bauglir100]

@TonyAvalosGTA Send him an e-mail. And he already reviewed some Nintendo 64 games.

[michaelundert]

who wants to play some jag?

[KeeperPeace]

I loved Brutal Football

[SneakyRANGERREX]

I kinda liked Cannon Fodder though.

[MiningGoldsClan]

Geek online dating ad on this video. lol

[FairyStormBit]

Back in his day pepole use to read books hahahaha

[kgp8]

I wonder why James never reviewed NEO GEO? I am sure it has many awful games like Ninja Combat. It was a failed system cause of its price. I wish James reviewed the NEO GEO console.  :(

[9philster]

bits go into bytes that go into killer bytes whitch goes to mega bytes that go into giga bytes that go into terrer bytes that go into gdrillabytes

[Adamantscaledragon]

3:41

Haven't seen Eternal Champions in AGES :O!!!

[Themaniacnextdoor]

I haven't weatched the nerd on youtube in ages. i like his site, but it has bad slowdown on my computer.

[gcastro44]

4:23 Killer Instinct music

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Graphics were all anybody cared about

UHH DUH! We're STILL STUCK in that Caveman thinking time! GOD! ><

[TheBansheeBomb]

@TheDarkNeonHero Well, yeah.

[Polinenko]

@TheDarkNeonHero If graphic matters you have to play "CheaterMan" in ultra graphic but no other upgrades!

[wav003]

@TheDarkNeonHero If people value graphics over gameplay that's their opinion and anyone who offends their opinion is a n00b.

[benhur217]

@wav003 But most of the time, opinions are based off something stupid like saying, "Skyward Sword sucks because its on the wii and has lower graphics." Or, "Ocarina of Time sucks because its old."

[heartkiller1974]

@benhur217 "Ocarina of Time sucks because its old." if anyone says that his dick will fall!

[TheDarkNeonHero]

so we have the 7800 to thank for Backwards Compatibility?

[RyuRanXII]

64-bit? Compare it to the N64! Heck, it doesn't even look half as good as old 3D PC games from early 90's such as Formula One Grand Prix from Microprose.

[Darkdeath628]

@RyuRanXII Yeah but it was the first 64 bit consoles so many games just were like"damn I cant do that crap 16 bit here I come!" Like stated in the video it did'nt give developers to put it in to actual capibilities and I guess nintendo did it a little better since they were on top of the world at the time where as no one gave two shits abaout atari and so when the n64 was annouced it was farther into the years so they had the technology to make the n64 games better.

[Tassooow]

That donkey kong song made me cry! :') thank you

[sonnicaddict]

Wow, a bit is a 0 or 1 in binary code, there would be a number of bits in a byte, or how many letters in a word.

[slodere]

I NEVER SKIP THE F*CKIN INTRO! NEVAAAAAH!!!

[IBeActiveReloading]

@slodere Who Does?!?!?!

[slodere]

@IBeActiveReloading personalitys who i never count as fans of this show, NEVAAAH!

[lander77477]

@slodere you don't need to censor yourself, you can say fuckin on here, we're all cool

[ozzy58631]

@slodere Amen.

[kelmorian178]

7:25

Doom Music?

[AMEArbiter]

I SEE AN XBOX 360!!!!1

[43Necrophagist]

Where did you learn to fly?

[Macintoshplus1986]

What's the game at 3:58?

[Infinitywardblows]

@Macintoshplus1986 BLASTER MASTER-Sunsoft-NES

[kevin989able]

The desire for better graphics is pure evil!

[MarioLuigiSmashers11]

i like the part where the nerd play the games with the wrong fucking controller

[xchochox]

uno de mis videos favoritos del angry, lo veo siempre y me cago de la risa aunque hai cartos cosas que no entiendo, que grande sobre todo el tema de presentacion es genial, :)

[elijah97789]

omg i dont care about fat american play his iphone app or shitty call of duty just let me watch the fuckig nerd hey james thats a new you know whats bullshit the elite adds for call of shit fare 3

[sandxmoosex3]

The super cool version of the ending was so cool, I think my heart stopped for a second.

[KingofRandom923]

who else thinks that the controller at 0:14 looks like MissingNo.?

[KMIECIKGOD]

correct me if im wrong but bits are storage units that video game consoles utilize.

[Lolikooly]

wow:D that game boy at 3:21 is beautifulXD

[MetalFanx2000]

@ZZzzummeren Why would you wanna do that?

[P4RaN0id]

@ZZzzummeren Who the hell wants to skip intro???

[SimonHenrichsen]

@P4RaN0id Plenty of people.

[thecreepersbane]

@ZZzzummeren whaddaya got againts a buffalo takin a diahhrea dump in his ear?

[MasterGamerful]

@ZZzzummeren Who wants to skip the intro?

[ryuhabussa919]

@ZZzzummeren Why you hating I like the intro.

[Manerzplz]

@ZZzzummeren Why would you want to skip the beautifull intro?!?!? ARE YOU MAD?!

[Axedroid]

@ZZzzummeren What were you thinking!

[xXSuperWaffle99Xx]

@ZZzzummeren Why the fuck would you want to skip the intro ?

[Dreammaster695]

@ZZzzummeren why would anyone want to do that?

[BvlgarigovIT]

How much did these old systems go for back then?

[Zekrom011]

ZOOL MOTHERFUCKER ZOOL

[MasterNinjaXz]

can you beleive that some people hate James?? LIKE WTF?!?!?! (talkin about you Archfiend FUCKHEAD and that dumb rant dude....)

[gitarguy06]

@MasterNinjaXz Whos fuckhead and rantdude, i mean in real life..... not one of them better be the nostalgia critic. Otherwise i would kill you.

[IcyFlameFilms]

White men can't jump? Must be a basketball game

[ZeColdy]

@IcyFlameFilms Wow......You must be a really smart kid!

[ish233]

Great video

[V3NOIVI1]

This is my review on video game wars:

Atari was great but then they started to suck and retired. Nintendo is awesome but started to lose popularity and nobody really cares about them anymore. Sega was also great and continued on till the dreamcast and retired from consoles. Sony is awesome and it still is. Microsoft is the best.

The End

[MrEnderdragon]

@V3NOIVI1

and then fanboys began writing their opinions over the internet like this one - I rest my case. ;)

[DeadtomGCthe2nd]

Does he really not know what a bit is?



[XxJ0K3RxX101]

@DeadtomGCthe2nd Yes he does, he is just saying what people might say in the modern time if consols

[V3NOIVI1]

do a odessey 2 review avgn

[Aintevenworriedadam]

i love to noises atari makes

[RareReviewz]

Super Nintendo And Genesis Will Always Be My Favorite

[MaxyJackass133]

Do you have all consoles?!

[JamieTerrill1]

id love an angry gamer/classic game room cross over!!

[murdock465465]

@WatchVenusSpa You mad bro?

[TheWeekle]

7:25 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[skillsaurus]

thumps up if you heard battletoads at 1:45

[FagsLoveCountrymusic]

The draw distance on cybermorph is soooooo bad.

[WatchVenusSpa]

Sony didn't learn from this massive blunder by Atari and the result was the mediocre at best but graphics rich PS2 and PS3.

[TheWolfgabe]

1:16 Did I just see Mario Bros for Atari 2600!!??

[RareReviewz]

@TheWolfgabe Yes

[MegaSonicfan1011]

@TheWolfgabe Yeah you probably did.

[Bauglir100]

@TheWolfgabe That's probably the "Mario Bros." game that was in the arcades in 1983, two years before "SUPER Mario Bros." was released on the NES.

[yadidimeanmaine]

@4:23 What game is that awesome music from???

[supermariofan03]

can 5200 games work on 7800?

[DenEimaiAnorimos]

3:00 donkey kong music :D:D

[ShadowWrathYro]

4:25-4:35 So true Nerd....so true...Today Newgen gamers are now a bunch of graphic whore now...they only cared about graphics than actual gameplay...

like these kids overly underestimated Nintendo and the rest of JRPG and only fascinated by and HD shiny graphics....

[DaL33T5]

@ShadowWrathYro

I feel offended because I'm from Generation Z and I am just beginning to play games from the 1990s.

[ShadowWrathYro]

@DaL33T5 umm....sorry bro if i hurt ur feelings but thats the truth. . .

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@DaL33T5 I know what you're saying, so perhaps the stereotype you'd have is "convert". I suppose it's not your fault (though it *is* a fault) that you started at this time though, but it's good to hear that someone else is finding the games of the nineties more entertaining than today. ^^

[DaL33T5]

@JohnGreasyGamer

I feel like I'm temporally displaced, like I'm supposed to have been born in the 80s, but there was a glitch in the system, and I got born ten years too late.

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@DaL33T5 Don't we all? Yet, life is full of unfair, video-game destroying glitches that I think we have to pull through ^^

[Azakhiel]

Seriously, is there any console you don't own ? :P

[MrSatternJr]

@Azakhiel no

[flyingspagetti]

"People begin to care more about the graphics and less about the actual gameplay" I guess judging by today's games they still do that.

[MrAntiBrent]

@flyingspagetti MW3 has shit graphics but is a blast to play, so there's exceptions.

[flyingspagetti]

@MrAntiBrent Maybe. IMO games that were released after 2007-2008 have that idea incorporated into them. That includes sequels of games that reduced gameplay in favor of graphics. You simply can't fit everything in a DVD-ROM. But that's my perspective.

[Donkeygamers]

@MrAntiBrent

Can't tell if trolling or...

[Azf12]

"WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP"

[Clonetos]

@Azf12 mario can

[keenuhn]

@Clonetos Italian plumber. Fuck logic.

[Azf12]

@Clonetos He's italian

[Clonetos]

@Azf12 still a white guy

[LordPro07]

@Azf12 and black men cant be seen in the dark

[UltimateChimera60148]

"I Want a Super Nintendo for Christmas!"

"Don't you already have a Nintendo?"

"Yeah, but this one's 16 bit!"

"What's that?"

"... I dunno."

[androwbmx]

I like the super cool version more haha :D

[drybones68]

whats up with the doom soundtrack at the end?



[Darkez982]

@drybones68

Is that a complaint? It's awesome and I can't think of a reason why anyone would even question that?!?! WTF.

[MistrEgg]

watch?v=aqJa6q6gc8g

It's an early morning infomercial that attempted to sell the thousands of remaining jaguars. Never seen a video game sold through infomercial before. Interesting for those who care.

[KENNYPWNAGE]

I don't think there's been an AVGN review yet that I haven't watched over 5 Million times

[TheVivvav]

@KENNYPWNAGE Funny, considering there's barely over 1 million views on this video.

[bombermanwinner]

@TheVivvav maybe he watched them all the other times on cinemassacre?

[ExplosiveBuffalo]

@KENNYPWNAGE this video doesn't evn have 5 million views... but I have to agree! Youtube just wont load them since they get watched too much!!!

[SuperHeroIdiot1835]

@KENNYPWNAGE have you seen his atari porn review?

by the way, you're welcom

[Berto0391]

@KENNYPWNAGE Same here lol.

[grecorobert97]

actually the term "bit" stands for "binary digit"

[kempsdaman]

to be fair the game programmers were probably new to the whole 3d concept and were probably still learning new code etc and didnt quite know how to push 64 bits to the limit.

[antibuchonCLN]

whats the name of the game at 4:36 to 4:37 please someone tell me

[sonic4482]

@antibuchonCLN ...i think thats flashback but dont quote me on that XD

[Warcorpse666]

@antibuchonCLN Out of this world a terrible game for the snes and gennesis

[myszka007]

What's the music startin at 5:02?

[braedencraw52]

when doom dosent have music its....... NEDM

[koagasa21]

I would really love to watch you play touhou. xDD

[SilverLink07]

@koagasa21 the PC98 mind you since they are classics

[koagasa21]

@SilverLink07 lol, i'm a fan of the pc98 touhou as well (except highly responsive to prayers) my favorite among the pc98 and all of the other games is touhou2

[SilverLink07]

@koagasa21 yeah same here Kogasa, but this got me thinking would he buy the actual game or DL like we all did?

[TouhouPorn]

@SilverLink07 Just wait and see his reaction when he can't beat Rumia, only if he does play Touhou.