Douchebag Number 13: The Temperature and The Good

[LJK193]

Fahrenheit isn't Dbag Number 13, it should be Dbag Number 451.

[Epicrandomness1]

I love how the ads that pop up are about vinegar douche xD

[PolishRatEuropean]

But you are forgetting KELVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kº)

We use the Metric system here in Chile.

It's much more easier to use than the Imperial system.

[Rorschach1212]

You think the easter bunny is a douche?

[failfiction]

@Rorschach1212 That's douchebag #8 or something.

[customattack]

i want the list

[MCRisextremelygood]

I agree that the metric system is simpler. But, it would cost a huge amount of money to change road signs from Mi. to Km. and change drinks from ounces to liters and milliliters and weight systems from pounds to kilograms. That's the main thing that keeps the U.S. from becoming metric.

[failfiction]

@MCRisextremelygood It's all about money, it runs America.

[Eltro920]

You know, F was already done a long time ago, no reason to have short temper on a simple measurement of temperature that shouldn't go all Nazi against.

[andyguy555]

Fake and gay

[zakkwylde908]

May I have the douchebag list?

[EmperorFishFinger]

I limitlessly agree on this one.

[adrianskillz]

Celcius FTW

[Dag0nauta]

btw, do you know america is a continent, not a country?

[TheArchfiend]

@Dag0nauta "Here is a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it."

Leave a comment on my channel if you know what that is from since this is going to be my new channel background.

[Dag0nauta]

@TheArchfiend XD

[ChuckFeren]

@TheArchfiend is it from the Simpsons?

[JAGMASK08]

@TheArchfiend

The simpsons with that girls dad and lisa?

[iusethelancer1]

@TheArchfiend the simpsons.

[BertisWorldYT]

@TheArchfiend the simpsons

[Legi0nGam3rs]

@TheArchfiend Simpsons.

[Legi0nGam3rs]

@Legi0nGam3rs Is beast.

[bombthedodongo]

@Dag0nauta cool story, bro

[Dag0nauta]

is rainin there?

[wonops]

fuck both those temperatures kelvin is the way to go

[crazyevilbob]

Alright I have to ask, and I know that it's very off topic, but what is that necklace called that you're wearing?

[TheArchfiend]

@crazyevilbob dunno.

[crazyevilbob]

@TheArchfiend Ok sorry for bothering you.

[mrpoultry]

I like it on GTA: Vice City Stories when listening to VCPR when some guy says

"The british are obsolete, Metric(*scoffs)*"

[sweetilsa]

Shave ur ugly face!!!

[TheArchfiend]

@sweetilsa OMG you are such a total stalker.  Go outside and get some fresh air or something.

[Mesina2]

I never get F°.

It's much simple to use C°.

And meters are much simple then feets!

[HOSER922]

Just be glad you had the option to research it yourself. It's part of the science 10 curriculum up here in the great white north.

[Larxenez]

aww, the end of the douchbag list :|

[kirby570]

Ah man, you should have put the list of douchebags ON the list of douchebags! That would have been hilarious!

oh well, this series was good while it lasted. Besides, your other videos are good also, so the quality will not change.

[YTPNoob]

Hehe, glad to see that Americans think the metric is the better system...proud to be Canadian....Fahrenheit is just damn confusing.

[melikeit23]

i don't know archy baby i don't think your the kind of guy that wants to make a profit out of your videos like i mean its good to use the money for something but you'l just got forbid become irate hacks

[Flagdue]

Have you thought about putting yourself on the douchbag list you douchbag.

[TheArchfiend]

Have you ever thought about being a stand-up comedian because that joke was epic funny.

[Flagdue]

Whoa senstive.  yeah I thought is was funny. I dont know about epic but slightly funny.

[Flagdue]

Have you ever thought of making good videos that get more that a few hundred views. I could video a dogs ass and it would get more views than this. You suck. poor baby. Are you gonna ban me poor baby. LOL

[Zaki360]

you just got PWND!

[Flagdue]

sorry but no i didn't get pwnd. Anybody who creates a douchbaglist should put themselves at the top of it. Obviously you have an affection towards this douchbag.

[Flagdue]

I can't believe that these comments have anything to do with getting PWND. lol I could show some real ones if your interested.

[Flagdue]

If you go through the effort of making a douchbag list you have to know other people are going to put you on that list. If I were to make one which I havn't, I would put the Archfiend as the only entry just because its so funny.

[TheArchfiend]

Aw.. poor baby can't get anyone to agree with him. What a surprise. You just sit over there in you massive pile of jealousy and I'll continue to make ca$sh money off of videos that entertain more than a few hundred people. A jealous bitch like yourself helps me make MORE money money just by watching my videos to complain about something that you can't even do yourself. I love that.

Oh and,

PWNED

[Flagdue]

lol. I make more money in a month than you do in year of you tube videos. I can't believe you resorting how to much money you make. Your my little puppy dog when it comes to money. Jealousy? I'm not sure what you mean by jealous. I think that nobody care about your videos Archfiend. No you hardly make any money doing this. Nice try though. Just to be fair and true to my word I'll bet you a months pay that my first video gets more views than your most popular video.

[TheArchfiend]

All talk.

Another never-gonna-be talking smack on YouTube like any one will ever take you seriously. You act like you making money in real life (which is probably a lie) amounts to anything here. Nice try but you are still a nothing. Always will be. And you will envy my success here for ever because you know you could never get it yourself.

No go sit on the floor like a good little doggie and I'll give you a treat.

[PikaChamp112]

kinda funny Arch he has NO videos on his channel and he has few subscribers and are probably ghost accounts take a look and lol at him for a good while

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, I saw. It's amazing what people say with nothing to back it up.

[Ekmec]

Arch should totally take this bet. Hi most popular video is somewhere around one million views, so the chances of this guy making a more popular video than that are slim to none.

[mechamind90]

@Ekmec Whatever happened to that 7-digit view count video anyway?

[infantryhawk]

dumbass! you dont have a sinlge video, you have NO idea how hard it is to get views on youtube now.

yeah, good luck getting bigger then archfiend. cauyse honestly? no body cares about YOUR ACCOUNT.

arcfiend has thousands of friends and subscribers- people who care.

again. idiot.

[TheArchfiend]

You're too much of a coward to do it. Plus no one cares when you speak.

[PikaChamp112]

you are making a big deal over NOTHING a little list of an opinion hell he should put your sorry ass on the list and the fact you say your videos will get more views and you have NO videos and a few ghost accouts subscribed to you why are you soming back in fact

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[yungerrapper]

Aw, no ore list. Thought. Maybe have another contest for the list, along with one of your fancy douchebuster tees. That'll be the ultimate Archfiend collection right there.

[irishpride1107]

fucking sweet ending.....

[lordsteel333]

America is a rebel :3

[cs2dfan]

We use celcius :D.

[SabinleRose]

Goodbye list.

You shall be missed.

....-coughs-

Can I have it?

<<

[SabinleRose]

As a Canadian. This is actually why there are lots of americans who seriously think there is a wall of ice or something at the border.

Because if they look at a weather station, or something.

They can see say...Seattle at 87 degrees. And then us crazy Canuks are at 30 degrees.

[RonaldButlerJr]

i'll take the douchbag list!!

[hanspeterpitsch]

Hehe I always wondered why america has fahrenheit. Thank god that we have Celsius, at least it makes sense to anyone ^^

[disturbedman360]

i agree that imperial system is so complex

[HomocidalCanineK9]

No more list??!!!!!! I want to cry :'(

Been here since numba 2!

[Bassbait]

I'll agree that AVGN goes a little overboard with the selling stuff on ebay, but he's still awesome.

[sharinggon456]

i didn;t get how 32F = 0C when like -50F is -50C also

[pandaguy666]

no its -40 celsius = -40 F

[sharinggon456]

close enough

[Eddman368]

You know who's in even bigger douche the guy who invented the formula to make celsius into fahrenheit in math, I mean who's gonna wanna go through the trouble.

[pandaguy666]

what if we used kelvin? its not even measured in degrees its measured in kelvins. plus if you subtract a kelvin temp by 273 you get the celcius temp.

[MegaDarth666]

Kelvin is even weirder you dont have negative temperatures because anything below 0 in the kelvin system has a nonexisting body so Celsius in my opinion is the most regular system between the three.

[TrooperLinks]

i think kelvin is a little better in terms of measuring things scientifically. Celsius is good just for measuring the weather because water is one of the only things that boils at 100 degrees and freezes at 0 degrees.

[SemiRagingM8]

The fahrenheit thing I'm not too fond of, since we're like the only country to use it, but for some reason, I like MPH better than KPH.

[Maus5000]

I would like to own that list. :)

[H1StsUNi25]

I want the list xD! Btw I am an AVGN Fanboy, but I won't tear you up ^^. Personally I do prefer your older videos. Can someone care to explain to me when he said AVGN sold X & Y though???

[TheArchfiend]

AVGN sells his used shit likes game cartridges and set pieces for combined thousands of dollars on Ebay.

He can just give that same shit to hardcore and more deserving fans that would want it more but don't have hundreds of dollars to waste on Ebay like some people do.

[H1StsUNi25]

Ohhh, thanks. I din't know xD.

[ThreeBeeps]

wuts the problem in making money?

[BarbieDollKush]

jblues2k

[RonaldButlerJr]

New douchbag:bigboab110 check out what he leaves on mine and his profile archfiend

[SiiKSAiiNT8]

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[MontgordiNukem]

13 is an unlucky number quck make another one

[TheArchfiend]

Nope.

[scartillery]

Actually, Celcius or Centigrade, revolves around water's freezing and boiling point. The Most Logical is Degrees Kelvin...Its starts at -272 Degrees celcius, because at that temperature, there is not heat energy at ALL.

[YouDaveyTube]

uhh Fahrenheit was actually a man dude, he 'invented' that system...

[TheArchfiend]

2:33

PWND!

[YouDaveyTube]

xD owk you got me.

But why do you say at the end 'Yes it's not a person'?

Ok you mean the system, but it is still a person.

Me is acting douchebaggery =]

anyways, keep up the good work!

[superjoe96]

i agree wats the point in farenheight if celcius is much much easyer and makes more sense

[ThoseGeeksOverThere]

i'll miss your list, but people should stop acting like they'll unsub you cause you stopped.

[BeavisNButtheadRock]

lol this list will be missed

[TheArchfiend]

Thank you, Mr Wizard.

[AlexStrife89]

I don't see Silent Rob on that list.

[MontgordiNukem]

do you mean bob?

[TheArchfiend]

Me either.

[Freddan50]

I want your list :D

[TheArchfiend]

So do a hundred other people :(

[MGTRANSFORMER]

i remember watching a video that in the 70s they tried to force everyone in the states to shift over to the metric system and what was found out (particularly in schools) that people just couldnt get a grasp on it. and was abandoned.

i myself had to learn the metric system because i have a lot of family members outside of the states.

[AJAT800]

I've got nothing, I think this video speaks for itself (hehehe, get it?)

[TheArchfiend]

lol

no.

[AJAT800]

It's what Nostalgia Critic said in one of his reviews

[MegaDarth666]

Thank god i found someone that agrees with me .Farhenheit is just a weird system Celsius is better tbh. oh Farhenheit was the scientist that invented this system. So hes the douchebag you should have put on the list. Anyway thanks for making this video.

[MurphyWhiteDog7]

i can has list?

[linkyoo]

It's snowing today in Canada... Goddamn.

[Kekzor1337]

Omg. Bring some to Sweden please.

[julianwhitee]

erkänn

[TJSurgery]

I like Farenheit. But on a much more important note... HOW DARE YOU POKE FUN AT AVGN!!!!! I'm gonna make an alternate account and stalk your chatroom now.

[TheArchfiend]

Please do not speak your native language here. I don't know what "free" means.

[DeadlyInsomnia]

The Fahrenheit system was based off of salt water. Thus, salt water freezes at 0 and boils at 100. It honestly is a stupid system of measure compared to the metric system, but of course, this country has to be different. Its sad to see the list being ended though. This was a great series

[Q9R42]

Wasn't Fahrenheit made for doctors to use it to measure the body temperature.

[TheArchfiend]

It can still be done with 100% accuracy in both forms of measurement with decimals.

[luverofmysoul]

omg the list woot lol

[Metalknux29]

The Fahrenheit system of measurement... is a douchebag...

....

yeeeeeeah.

[TheArchfiend]

Correct.

[hoboman2k6]

Lol. I always thought Fahrenheit was retarded. Btw, what's that song you used when you were showing the list at the end?

[TheArchfiend]

That was me playing the violin.

[mrinkel1]

BOOM, BABY!!!

...BOOM!!!

[Malfunction01]

there is lots more, like feet pounds miles driving on the left side of the road etc. i am pro esperanto!!

[devonwardkelley14]

the easter bunny... lol

[YoByAxEs]

FUCK! For some reason I can't repost something that i simply wanted to edit.

[MariosGuy]

owned

[TheArchfiend]

Phail.

[YoByAxEs]

Let me try again.

When I first saw the title to this video, it made me lose hope. I thought that you would pull an Irategamer and rip off AVGN. But I disagree with hot and cold being bullshit but agree that Fahrenheit is a douchebag.

And also, pretty much all the units of measurment about practically everything pisses me off. How am I going to know how much "20 Stone" is in pounds?

[MontgordiNukem]

i guess you never seen avgn "thats bullshit" series if you did just regard this note

[YoByAxEs]

Well you're wrong. i did see that episode of "That's Bullshit" in where James complains about the weather. I thought the Archfiend was going to do the same thing when i read the title of this video.

[cyclone159]

i never understood why the US used that system.

Maybe it has something with America always having to have things bigger than the rest of the world.

[DCxxRay]

dude, you are fvckin' smokin' crack

[TheArchfiend]

I will take a piss test that proves otherwise.

[fleurten1]

I live in The netherlands, and celsius is good very good... F sucks .. :C

[ricirish]

F is base in 10 C is base in 6 it is E-Zer for us to count to 10 then 6

[TheArchfiend]

Oh god... is that math?

D:

[metlguitar02]

Hilarious. I always was bothered that we haven't switched over to the metric system

[kelliko70]

I have to agree with you.

[EXPNED]

BOOM!

Best effect i heard all day

[delbomb3131]

being more precise for temps is very very useful when telling if you have a fevor or a cold and more medical stuff

[TheArchfiend]

Decimals.

The logic of decimals is still used in both measurements of temperature and is just as precise. Hell, you can keep going past the first, second, third, digit behind the decimal if you want to be near exact-precise.

[delbomb3131]

i respect your passion on this. changing something like this would be tough since its really incorporated into our ways of life i mean how lame would it sound to be like damn its like 37 degrees out omg its so hot no that doesnt sound right at all but if you says its 100 out you know its damn hot outside. but i do agree with the whole basing the system on the 2 different extremes of water

[theangrymoviedork]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Life is no longer good, I hate when good things have to come to an end. RIP Archfiend's List of Douchebags, you will never be missed and will remain in our heart's forever. The only thing possibly worse then this is if The Simpsons got cancelled.

[w1seguys]

The basis of the fahrenheit system is that milk freezes at 0 degrees fahrenheit, so it was a useful gauge for dairy farmers.

[NighaGota12Inch]

America sucks. And I live here. :(

[CleAnMa]

Why do you keep calling yourself America? you're just a country, not a continent u.u! damn! good rant though.

[TheArchfiend]

I live here. Thus, I am American and it is me and everyone else here.

[TheTigersAreHere]

lol i would LOVE to have that list...but like you said i wouldnt pay a dime for it (no offense and im sure you didnt take any, just saying that would be effin awesome to have the Archies list of douchebags!)

[siamiam]

its always weird when its gets to -40f because its the same as -40c

unfortunately it gets that cold too much up where i live :(

[Grammaton485]

Hey Arch, I'm a meteorologist. We're not lame!

But I do agree with you about temps. We need to do away with both Fahrenheit and Metric system, and just do everything based in Kelvin. All calculations are basically done in Kelvin, so why not just make it universal?

[twilightvampire3]

You mean the Imperial system right? Canada is Metric. America is Imperial.

[Grammaton485]

I said what I mean. Scratch both scales, and make Kelvin universal.

[twilightvampire3]

You mean scratch the whole system? Not only the temperature measurements?

[JacobKaiju]

Ugh, you talk bad about the AVGN. HOW DARE YOU!

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Also, good rant about the way we measure tempature. My way is even more easier. It's cold or hot.

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, I went there :(

[JacobKaiju]

No problem

[gfromdasouth]

I think I understand:

You kinda don't want that list to make you feel forced to continue with the "Douchebag" series, you want to create the videos when you feel it's the time, is that it? If so I agree completely.

[TheArchfiend]

Pretty much.

[Herriman]

You know what you should do? When someone bugs you, make a commentary video about them. Btw, could you make a video response to RandomDCE's video "Social Experiment "? Coz I wanna know your opinions on this. I mean, there are like 100 responses to that video already but that's because it's fun.

[gfromdasouth]

Celcius + Metric System = FTW

[EmanPwns]

freakin sweet

[TheArchfiend]

What a biter of ass.

[jordiotto1]

I agree completely with you arch, nice vid

[bookittty182]

my guess is that it would cost the country lots of money to change it. *shrugs*

[StAnger1xD]

Hilarious ending. Well, all Europe uses Celsius system and it must be much easier to work on that system that Fahrenheits. It just feels that it's simply better in nearly any way, you should know it better. Anyway, great video Arch, hope to hear more of your rants.

[pschill18]

personally i hate the Ferhient system.

and 13 douchebags halloween coming hmm i smell a plot

[TheArchfiend]

It's almost as if this video was a swerve.

I've said too much.

No but seriously, the DB list is done.

Or is it?

[pschill18]

Find out next time in the exciting conclusion of

THE DOUCHEBUSTER

as played by The Archfiend.

[CrispyCritty]

I want an autographed copy of the douchebag list! lol

[IAmThePostalDude]

Could I have the list?

[TheArchfiend]

No, but I will sell you a hat for $20.

[IAmThePostalDude]

Could you first advertise it with a guy with herpes on his lip?

[CrispyCritty]

Why would you get rid of it? =*( The douchebag vid's were some of my favorites.

[jinkariya18]

did u hear bout russia trying to control the weather? they r trying to use that new chemical i heard bout to make it so it dosnt snow there

[DaveTheUseless]

Does this mean that you once liked the Fahrenheit system, and then the Fahrenheit system disappointed you? I mean, otherwise, wouldn't the Fahrenheit system just be an asshole?

[CanadaEh1969]

You make a point, again. nice work. Im now in upstate Ny and it alittle warm, but then it gets colder next week. weather is just odd, and it felt like Nj had a very cool summer this year

[shootdown21]

Indeed FTW!

[TheArchfiend]

Celsius FTW!