Although the nanosuit 2 can send cars flying, I kinda like nanosuit 1's strength mode. The red glow, the firing stability, the powerful throws... you can almost feel the strength of the suit.
i lol'd so much at this video. I would say the first level in crysis 1 is probably the best level in the whole game series. you could screw around so much and do funny shit.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. I have spoken. .
Nanosuit: "Maximum Speed"
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...
*masturbates furiously*
cheater30 2 days ago
Teacher: today we will ask..
..
*cloak engaged*
Strauss234 3 weeks ago
how do u do this on ps3?
ahc2599 3 weeks ago
0:40 not a single fuck was given today
SimplyNonsensicaI 4 months ago
Although the nanosuit 2 can send cars flying, I kinda like nanosuit 1's strength mode. The red glow, the firing stability, the powerful throws... you can almost feel the strength of the suit.
ManintheArmor 4 months ago
3:48 LMAO
aleksaPW19lvl 7 months ago
AWARD WINNING AI
GIRLIKESTACOS 7 months ago
:39 HI.
Johnnydude117 7 months ago
I find this hard to masturbate to...
Rachamacha 8 months ago
Maximum Erection
bristol148 8 months ago
i lol'd so much at this video. I would say the first level in crysis 1 is probably the best level in the whole game series. you could screw around so much and do funny shit.
CHAOS88100 8 months ago
1:06 Poker face ? Autism ?
MrLaveVaisselle 8 months ago
LMAO at the part where he was punching the birds
57Blackwater 9 months ago
Maximum strange....
KillerKrax 9 months ago
Lol, asians. They all look alike...
In this game.
TheAlceaos 9 months ago
Fapping with maximum strenght will cause you Penis loss.
Fapping with maximum speed will cause you to have a fast time.
Fapping with maximum armor will have nothing caused.
Fapping with upgraded stuff ... uhh i dunno
Zimer100 9 months ago
@Zimer100
Fapping with cloak will cause cumshot surprise.
Daputti 9 months ago
@Gerimax333 True.
terminegger 9 months ago
MAXIMUM TROLLING
nor94 10 months ago
This video is proof that Crysis 2 is a step backward from Crysis 1.
RalphCQ 10 months ago
6:33 rofl
TheDanseSociety 10 months ago
PETA angry!!!!! 3:05
regginwrangler 10 months ago
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0:44 Shot me, I DARE YOU!
Paintchk218 10 months ago
2:15 Thumbs up for Crysis Lowrider !
Ofanziva0099 10 months ago 2
Nanosuit: "Maximum Strength!"
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...
*Opens pickle jar*
seusgordo 10 months ago 40
0:25 NO NOT TIMMY!
TheUnit538 11 months ago
maximum boner !!!
chimera14893 11 months ago
1:08 O.O The guy is tremendous
2053005 11 months ago
Needs maximum erection
LordNeanderthal 11 months ago
2:43 -> Typical asian
DaDude9211 1 year ago
I was hoping the turtle at the beginning would be used to bludgeon somebody to death. :(
Ah well. Duck-punching made up for it.
DaRkLoRdZoRc 1 year ago
Whats you computer build?\
sausyyy 1 year ago
Crysis 2 is really going to have to pull out all stops to improve on this kind of AI!
stevensonbak 1 year ago
1:02 lol calm korean
he is totaly cool with you being on his boat
RJHTommy 1 year ago 4
what is this I don't even-
jewggernaught 1 year ago
3:45
ROFL
Jaythre 1 year ago
ooooooooh poor guy, he is scarred :(
ecdkLowBird7 1 year ago
i never liked this game so many glitches I've even fell down the map a few times at different places.
MegaDeathwarrant 1 year ago
maximum bug :D
vvoy 1 year ago
Insert maximum joke here?
uzumakinaruto246 1 year ago
3:17 NANOSUIT PENIS
MAXIMUM ERECTION
no wait
profet24 1 year ago
the guy with the machine gun looks bored
davemichels 1 year ago
lol, looks life he have a lot of fun in this game xD
GreenSunTheFur 1 year ago
Final Fantasy!
CraineMalcolm 1 year ago
and btw. LOL
shivanthing 1 year ago
5:30 LOOL!
karolek6436 1 year ago
2:15 pimp my ride!!!
BrookssRobinsonn 1 year ago
what game is this?
bucketbotrevenge 1 year ago
@bucketbotrevenge call of duty 2
G4MShinyPidgey 1 year ago
@bucketbotrevenge
it CRYSIS
imthegodhand 1 year ago
@imthegodhand it's halo 2 you idiot
Bazatage 1 year ago
@Bazatage this is NOT halo 2. I know this for a fact.
bucketbotrevenge 1 year ago
@bucketbotrevenge lol im trolling
Bazatage 1 year ago
@Bazatage
you motherfucking idiot , this is crysis
LOSER !
imthegodhand 1 year ago
@imthegodhand you motherfucking idiot , it is joke and im trolling
LOSER!
Bazatage 1 year ago
@Bazatage
cut the crap and stop this bullshit
imthegodhand 1 year ago
@imthegodhand u seriously dont know what is joke or trolling
Bazatage 1 year ago
@Bazatage
i know it
imthegodhand 1 year ago
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DaFunyKid 1 year ago
1:20 he's just like ''I don't give a fuck''
govnajedemdanas 1 year ago
EXTREAAAAAM BASKET
bob13377 1 year ago
MAXIMUM AI RETARDATION
wooterz 1 year ago
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thenextcoltrane2014 1 year ago
@thenextcoltrane2014
MAXIMUM CHAIN LETTER
Draykid 1 year ago
I like to punch ducks, too.
KllopZ 1 year ago
what game is this?
methtrooper 1 year ago
@methtrooper : Crysis
FuckinNicname 1 year ago
that blowed up car humped like a low-rider. :P
apxeli 1 year ago
Kelp is more dangerous than we have thought.
tommysasaki 1 year ago
maximum strength is when the nanosuit injects stedroids on you HAHA
DemonXY2J 1 year ago
What game is this!?!?!
TheUltimateGeek1 1 year ago
@TheUltimateGeek1 Crysis, friend.
Colethecon 1 year ago
@TheUltimateGeek1 AH thanks!
TheUltimateGeek1 1 year ago
@TheUltimateGeek1 How can your name be "TheUltimategeek" if you DONT KNOW WHAT CRYSIS IS?!?!?!
xD
Zolofgonnakillallya 1 year ago
@Zolofgonnakillallya You shut your whore mouth! LOL
TheUltimateGeek1 1 year ago
OMG 3:32 I laughed so hard eh xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ty for that
ThePCMaster2000 1 year ago
maximum brofist
redtails 1 year ago 3
@redtails
Maximum strength.
BUNP.
1337Citrus 1 year ago
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olatheswde96 1 year ago
1:59 Feed the sharkies.
olatheswde96 1 year ago
2:20 lowrider :D
dylandionrakiman 1 year ago
Unable to spot the funny (or any other point for that matter).
nappaa 1 year ago
haha ending was hilarious :D
Untility 1 year ago
@Untility wtf, just HOW did he got it???
GGorsty 1 year ago
MAXIMUM STRENGTH
1CaptainAustralia1 1 year ago
1:00 im so high i have no idea whats goin on
Travinskie 1 year ago
at 3:0 the guard doesnt the chicken getting thrown at him... talk about numb
denied125 1 year ago
at 3:0 the guard doesnt the chicken getting thrown at him... talk about numb
denied125 1 year ago
n1 5*
dmftt 1 year ago
The guy @ 3:40 = EPIC :D
renshammar 1 year ago
I spotted a KPA patrol...
r4v3nh34rt 2 years ago
3:49 LOL
Leetard179 2 years ago
ROFL
toastedguy 2 years ago
That part from 0:58... lol thats hilarious. Its like awkward almost... and whats with the car??? Whats it humpin??
Freedomfoe07 2 years ago
lol @ 1.08 korean's arms are shaking with fear
mrcuboid 2 years ago
Nice ending :)
SlashDance333 2 years ago
Haha,. at 0:57 the guy goes from looking mildly bored to shivering wildly, what the heck?
nopushbutton 2 years ago
this vid makes me want crysis just to throw ppl
kellark12 2 years ago 3
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Sooooooo.....
It's a video game where you go around killing asians and the game says "maximum strength" every time you do something?
WTF?
m0bi 2 years ago
Maximum strength means you've entered strength mode.
jeezulz 2 years ago 54
@jeezulz o really?
XGunzAlexX 1 year ago
1:03 lol hes like"ahhh im so calm atm" when the enemy its just on his front
Meteorito494 2 years ago
532 gahahahahaha
JoeyTerrifying69 2 years ago
2:47 best throw ever hahahahahahahhahaha
JoeyTerrifying69 2 years ago
0:57 i'm quite annoyed.. *yawn*
Dirxano 2 years ago
ROFL! 6:26
"You're taking fire!" *Tree*
Talln 2 years ago
i sense shenanigans abound.
chuajyj 2 years ago
This will get Lanced Jack raging.
Lolwarcraft 2 years ago 3
Touhou isn't Lanced Jack
Also Jack is banned
Blaxxx2 2 years ago
1:23 thats a load of cum O.o'
shan735 2 years ago
1:00 XDDDD
Angelslayer007 2 years ago
5:01 hhahah xD
94Ponyboy 2 years ago
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fuck i hate games -.- nerds
muruonu 2 years ago
er nice sterotyping... wanker
rorytc2003 2 years ago 29
HAHAHA!
your an idiot :DDDD
Love the video! 5favsub
UltimatePotato 2 years ago
ROFL!! I CRIED XD
razielmasta 2 years ago
6:17 lol
One of the best Crysis vids I've seen yet on Youtube.
SuperHaloStarwarsFan 3 years ago
lol
coolglock19 3 years ago
Dude the very end made me lol. That was pretty funny
Biscoid360 3 years ago
it's great how you look around like "um.." xD 5/5
cloudsword321 3 years ago
1:47 pwned!
cankarales 3 years ago
3:30
Lol a Korean in the Reference Pose!
DOTHEKOOPA 3 years ago
3:37 OMFG I LOL'D SO HARD haha LOOK! ITS RAMBO! XD
pkpgpkpg 3 years ago
pots and pans are better.
fishyfish777 3 years ago
i prefer throwing grenades under cars,so they fly up (sometimes up to 40m!!)and hopefully kill someone..not max strenght,but its fun:-)
theGoldenAgeOfBoredo 3 years ago
(stormanator01) fuck u
alzaibak 3 years ago
woooooooooow
that's god
alzaibak 3 years ago
i:16 he's dead
what a punch
stormanator01 3 years ago
that with the machine gun is fun i tested it with a tank ( not the machine gun in the tank^^) wow.
Peter134679852 3 years ago
ROFLOL THE LAST ONE WAS AWESOME couldnt stop laughing *fav*
Yoshi92 3 years ago
1:00 to 1:10 LOOOOOOOOOL hahahhaha
alessioboscolo 3 years ago
OMG, i just couldnt stop laughing!
James92may21 3 years ago
LOL haha
Guauldenos 3 years ago
lol
Agent47Hit 3 years ago
LOL 5/5
DooMx35 3 years ago
I wonder who does the voice for the nanosuit
ryker012 3 years ago
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1:15 that was me and ur mom last night
animefan132 3 years ago
MASXHIMUMMM SHHTRENGTTTH lol
Merrick0001 3 years ago 6
0:30 : PAAUNCHH! Captain falcon :D
Halobotti 3 years ago
4:48 - The Korean looks like a lost child looking for his mother LOL
lmSource 3 years ago
lmao dont you love those random unexpected deaths?
MaximuMMaximus1 3 years ago
LOL ! the last part scare the hell out of me XD
xJianwei92x 3 years ago
damn it the game is so good, yet so... exploitable. but its still fun either way!
wizzzer1337 3 years ago
lol 1:07 he looks bored...
TACOSROXMYSOX 3 years ago
Rofl 2:50 Owned XD Hahahah awesome vid! =)
bajskorven2221 3 years ago
Pwnt
Ra3nMaN 3 years ago
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bad graphics
lilpudintator 3 years ago
holy crap how can u say that!!!
crysis is awarded the best graphic game so far
stompee500 3 years ago
Tell that to Fallout 3.
Kcocsinep 3 years ago
xD loool
cabarifader89 3 years ago
lol rapist truck
stopmotionguy39 3 years ago
!!MAXIMUM STRENGTH!! chicken puncher
iddqd768 3 years ago
chiken ownage!!
atwfury 3 years ago
u gotta throw the chicken's up in the air then punch with maximum strength
moemess103 3 years ago
lol the corpse at the end "maximum strengh" haha great vid
realger 3 years ago
LOL! at the last part...
theoverlordofdarknes 3 years ago
MAXIMUM STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pooptastica 3 years ago
lol you have to stop with steroids man, this maximum strenght is making you very agressive
homostraculeo 3 years ago
is he in love at 0:40 to 1:05
SystemJuanelo 3 years ago
this was so LOL
HaGGaRd447 3 years ago
6:02 haha "we've spotted KPA --Nyuh huh huh
Johnny300Rider 3 years ago 4
0:44 Funny :P
ShocQ 3 years ago
fucking boring....
goober805216 3 years ago
hi i just got crysis but when i try to destory a buildin nothing happens whyyy
Pagie2 3 years ago
your physics are on low.
tocard3 3 years ago
pfft, koreans high.
XoPpPp 3 years ago
jaja malo pa nadar el amarillo
hanbrujo 3 years ago
hahaha, look at the face: 3:37 xD
d0zin0Cs 3 years ago
Good training video in the art of maximum strength.
Hossinfeffa 3 years ago
At 0:42-1:16,you just stood there watching the peacefull korean look around,blinking,and breathing. Why didn't you just kill him?
rockmandrum 3 years ago
5:30 what
flonga1 3 years ago
rofl
321MaZa123 3 years ago
nice lol 5/5
DooMx35 3 years ago 2
3:40 :D :D
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BerkoGames 3 years ago 2
I like your sense of humour. Very refreshing.
Headhanger 3 years ago
The ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagus12 3 years ago
MAXIMUM STRENGTH =)
CryZword 3 years ago 4
LOL dat was funny when dat guy was putting da gun in ur dick!!!!!!!!!
goodlittleboy559 3 years ago
excelent!!! =D
DooMx35 3 years ago 5
Crysis bugs are fun. One time, I had a gun who was dancing in mid air. He had invisible bullet and moved faster than everyone else. Loads of fun.
Shade0591 3 years ago
nice LOL! =D
DooMx35 3 years ago 7
5:50 xD
ReactorLoL 3 years ago
5:50 xD
ReactorLoL 3 years ago
nice 5 star;)
baturhanthedarkside 3 years ago