Chris Rock on white girls & Bush

[BjerkeWestminister]

Excellent video quality!

Thank you uploader:)I

[chucky2141]

I wonder if Chris Rock is blaming Obama now for Americas economic situation or if he is still blaming bush... I mean, clearly the economy is in terrible shape because of Bush. Obama has been such a good lawyer... I mean president these past couple of years he will prob be go down in history as the best president ever......

[mrwhatever213]

@chucky2141 He knows the truth. that the presidents do nothing the bankers control everything.

[iliketoeatchildren12]

:48 suit and tie at :50 leather jacket

[ninetailfox1983]

1:55 funny yet so true.

[whorebucks]

TEAR THAT ROSIE PUSSY UP

[Schphelgm]

pause at 6:39, its worth it... :)

[karikthething]

@Schphelgm It automatically pauses!

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

Now could you imagine if their was a video of Jon Stewart, and the title of the vid read..."Jon Stewart on black girls and Obama"? I bet you 100% he would be asked to apologize/resign for being racist...Why is it according to the media that only white people are racist?

[FreshSinceMyGenesis]

@TheWackadooFuckhead Because everyone knows for a fact its all a joke and in good fun. White people have a nice track record of being completely serious and racist when they talk about shit like this. Chris Rocks best friend is white...I mean c'mon.

[ghostandgoblins]

@TheWackadooFuckhead

he is making fun of black guys... not white women. And all comedians ALWAYS make fun of presidents. And actual racist shit gets said about obama every fucking day with out any one batting an eye lid. Hell the nigger hating party has been having a fucking ball! Dont be such a dumb motherfucker.

[rudolph20]

He changed clothes? This guy is amazing.

[Luxegr]

At 00:50 he changes jacket

[Pairadeese91]

@Luxegr in this movie or whatever you call it..he filmed it in 3 places and so it is just all compiled into one movie.

[achillesPoint]

jerk off at gas station LOL

[kentuckygrannie1960]

chris rock should keep to movies because there is nothing funny in this video.

[Lotrioni]

@kentuckygrannie1960 u are sad and dead inside .

u shud keep to suicide videos this isn't 4 u

[TheBearrish]

@kentuckygrannie1960 It's funny you say that because people normally say his movies suck

[JazzyJeff233]

true about Bush

[Tubbs4810]

3:30 is that the dad from kenan and kel?

[FuhnyProductionz]

check out my channel for beats

[wickedpissa25]

Chris Rock can change clothes really fast.

[sydbob16]

dunno why but i am in love with his voice

[prasad604]

3:30 guy in back isnt entertained....guy in the back is stupid

[lucent0617]

i dun give a fuck. LOL.

[arturgoskpoland]

have you noticed that this is an compilation of videos

[vonversace]

BET..if the whole bin laden & gadafi situation happen under G Bush administration..Bush would have been a fckin hero, savior 1 of the best ect..same situation different guy. Obama..no credit..smh

[jmxbox]

"some people in here already fuckin' for gas!"

*someone raises hand ecstatically* 5:04

[Jerseybaby00]

My routine is Its not Blk women's falt that they have aids it's niggas falt bitch ass motherfucker niggas not wanting to use a Condomn on a Blk women and these niggas are on mother fucking downlow nigga get yo shot together and u berttter not do that to a good women like a Blk women nigga u best be giving yo aids to somebody is white bitches that's who nigga if u want to give aids to somebody bitch ass MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER y'all pissed me of so fucking much fuck

[zethiopia]

0:52 nice!!

[klassklassklass]

My stand-up routine about black girls all stinking of shit, wearing wigs, having herpes/AIDS, having no self-control, being unable to conduct themselves in an orderly manner etc didn't go down so well. But then again, I'm not black, so I am bound by the constraints of 'political correctness'

[bilal1001]

the best comedian/politician who makes statements that will get your ass burned.

CHRIS ROCK RULES, THE FIRST BLACK AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN A MOVIE

[shamoan85]

120 people are black woman

[TheSuperMuvis]

Why do his clothes change but he's still on the same subject?

[InspaceClique]

@TheSuperMuvis They dont get full clips on his show so they get the same shit hes talking about from another show and put the clip together on his dvds

[cougher989]

"Here's a fuck... sike" LOL

[JoshuaRosenberg2010]

Move that gut to the side! There some good pussy under there!

[skorchable]

julia gillards a worse primeminister than bush was president

[varmkorvsmaskinen]

It's funny that he keeps changing clothes and scene but still same subject and sentence

[koss121]

turns out bush wasn't as bad as Obama lol

[kc86er]

This should be the first video that comes up when someone types "Bush" in the YouTube search bar.

[adambennett08330]

lol "BUSH!! I needa F**K!"

bush: "Nope i dont give a f**k" LOL

[coretrustnlove]

The worst president ever! Amen!

[portigoza]

I am a white girl and this is a TRUE STORY!

[Armagedonyourface]

hes a little monkey, should be in a zoo

[dapa1871]

@Armagedonyourface Yo answer this question!WHY THE FUCK?Do you RACIST peices of shit go to clearly black videos!That shit is annoyoying!FAGET!

[Armagedonyourface]

@dapa1871 shush little jigaboo shush

[y512516]

@Armagedonyourface

TROLL!

YOU MAD RACIST?

not enough attention in real life?

no one cares about you?

boohoo

need a tissue?

[Armagedonyourface]

@y512516 oh for crying out loud shut tup ya bellend twat

[y512516]

@Armagedonyourface

awwww....

did i hurt your feeling?

poor thing

you want your mommy?

Conclusion : felt good didn't it? now go reflect on your actions

[BerkayCavs]

WHOSE ARM IS THIS?! LOOOL

[biglou993]

if robin williams was black....

[45ccd]

5:00 hand goes up for fuckin for gas! <3

[djmax5481]

pretty soon white ppl are gonna b able to say nigga

[ninetailfox1983]

@djmax5481 what you mean they already do.

[mottafooka]

I think people are fucking for gas for real. Lol true funny shit. Everyone needs a good sense of humor! Great days, great days..

[julio13wrathchild]

That awkward moment when you're gonna be hit by a truck, you need a FUCK to save your life, and G.W.Bush is the only person next to you.

[HarryDickus]

Chris looks like he borrowed Bono's Zoo TV jacket....

[dzntms144]

LMAO! I'm crying! 

[Docmananoff]

Don't believe this BS he's talking! LMAO!!!!

[Kenny3821]

Am I the only black guy that likes nice looking white women?

[jimmyrules989]

Chris Rock is so wise

[zwinub]

0:16 alone in the dark

[gayhomosexualcock]

AMAZING how does he keep changing clothes like that! what a show! :O

[florastacey9229]

@gayhomosexualcock haha, its scenes taken from different shows compiled together

[lilvin69]

Ill smoke weed till i die

underground canadian rapper

dissing lil wayne

/watch?v=5BcJTYu6EN4

[NISMO150]

Just me or does his coat keep changing

??

[c00lizz]

@NISMO150 This show is a cut&paste of three identical shows, one in London, one in New York and one in South Africa.

[jhonny3245]

The most talented comedian...EVER

[koreanass]

Tear that rosie pussy up boi

[jancek2]

TI RASIST!!!!!!

[befr33]

@MatthewDavidParr it's called humor

[Whatisimportant1]

Russel Peters completely stole his first joke!

[masu485]

i love how he didn't even try to do a Bush impression. he just uses his own voice. so good.

[PatrikForLife]

Boss Quality, oh, and the video quality is good to.

[sacr3]

This guy is a comedic genius. 

[shinyLucario36]

Uploaded on my birthday.

[rangerinthesky]

I really like Chris but...it's old man get some new s.h.i.t.......

[NotEvenPerfect]

ahahaha, you should see your face at 6:46 XD

[MrPlayaoftheyear]

6:38- crazy face

[TimppanK93]

When Ross Geller and Chris Rock both talk about gas I roll on the floor laughing.

[fosm4]

Just need a crease lol

[NatDuv121]

@Aftemathe pssht...beyonce and rihanna...Mariah Carey son

[1SlickDon]

0.40 - 0.43 funniest bit, kept on clicking it bk... could make a tune of them 3secs :) hahaha best comedian out :)

[fuckniggermonkey]

ALL THE PEOPLE HATE NIGGER!!!!

[ewyguewyboy]

this is some ignorant shit all around. Bush lobbied more aid to africa than any other president.

[grtyuj]

@ewyguewyboy yea by bombing all the way. all he wanted was the oil

[ewyguewyboy]

@grtyuj no, by giving money so people can stop spreading aids and so they can eat. Also, don't complain about him doing things for oil. mostly everything you come in contact with either runs on or was created using petroleum products.

[CognitiveNetwork]

This is the best shit ever.

[CognitiveNetwork]

I'm white and blond. And he is my favorite star. I love his sence of humour.

[SirCumference4]

@CognitiveNetwork

Really> cause i like his sense of humor

[MsMojoRisin1981]

If u was hangin from a cliff, and all u needed was a fuck...and Bush had a pocket fulla fucks....HE WOULDNT GIVE U ONE!!! Hilarious! Bush just dont give a FUUUUUCK!!!

[MsMojoRisin1981]

Just a crease nigga..just a crease!! LOL

[SSJBadrock16]

I'm white and find this funni

[gernie8668]

u got to feel sorry for bush getting the blame for poor bank lending standards. Not American

[SolomonKull]

@gernie8668

Bush is to blame for much of Americas problems. Anyone too stupid and isolated from global politics should take along, hard look at the way the rest of the world views America.

We pity you.

[gernie8668]

@SolomonKull oh dont worry i understand how the world views America im australian as stated in my comment NOT AMERICAN. blaming bush for the current situation is flawed if you actually understand what occured. go look up gaussian copula and CDO's and CDS's aswell as the regulation of said derivative in america. But these topics are probably a little complicated for your simple uneducated mind.

[SolomonKull]

@gernie8668

The "Bush Doctrine" and the Neo-Conservative platform literally sunk America into what can be considered a depression, not to mention the dissolving of many American freedoms and social rights. Let's not forget the 3 wars America is fighting, 2 of which are illegal. Rejecting the ABM treaty and the Kyoto Protocol, something *you're* probably too simple to understand, caused many problems in America that have even had an effect on my country, Canada.

[gernie8668]

@SolomonKull oh yes because correcting someones grammar helps validate your arguement. Is there a problem with Anti-Ballistic Missile defence systems? I don't think protecting your country against the potential threat of nuclear weapons is a real problem. As for the Kyoto Protocol that was a token guesture at best 5% reduction of 1990 levels is nothing and they believe that it actually distracted people from address the real issues once they signed it. GFC caused by what i said above.

[gernie8668]

@SolomonKull Also my country has way less freedoms and social rights in comparison to America. We don't even have a bill of rights. So dont complain to me about the rights etc of Americans.

[kralle7611]

america must be the most racist society on this planet.

[Kenny3821]

@kralle7611 Yes it is....

[CalHasChillDay]

@kralle7611 Definitely is.

[simplychaotic66]

@kralle7611 Bro...not even close. Spend a day in South Africa, or any place not half as diverse as America.

[kralle7611]

@simplychaotic66 and @all who replied to me:

if all of what i get from US media is even half true, your everyday life seems to be (silently) structured depending on ones race. that would be true racism, not calling each other names.

at least with american comedians, black, white, hispanic, its a constant theme. they talk about it over and over. people laugh at it over and over, so at least in its core it has to be true.

[Trifonsdude]

@kralle7611 who gives a fuck

[dapa1871]

@kralle7611 I agree

[mimoo11111]

@kralle7611 Trust me, there is worse

[latinopitt]

i wish i could change my clothes so fast 0:50

[urmommaisfattt]

this title is very misleading

[1995ARM]

0:40 haha sounds like my Gramps. damn, he pulled ass.

[spiritfired]

"I don't give a fuck" really got me out of my guard like the guy in 3:29.

[NineInchLongSchlong]

CHRIS ROCK IS AN OVERRATED MOTHERFUCKER

he doesn't suck, but he's REAL overrated

[McGauley93]

and that's why we see alot of these black guys with ugly ass women

[3StormyKnights]

Perfect editing, I didn't realize until I realize he had on white at some parts and then a black shirt.

[momo44444444]

Shiiiiiiiiit ! move that gut to a side there some good pussy under there !

[u2hubbard]

I'm not gonna be the one getting with big White women. I'm not gonna get laughed at by the White guys taking their undesirable women. When I first got with my babies momma she was 110. Nice slim White chick. Then after some drama (that she started herself) and when we broke up she started to gain more and more weight. past 160. I had to distance myself from her. I have the grandparents to drop our daughter off because I don't want no one seeing me with a big White chick.

[UntitledVision]

@u2hubbard damn rite this stereotype gotta stop i will never date or fuck a fat women

[noahofhearts]

@u2hubbard not a good reason retard.

[doge12388]

i'm playing some weird snake game on this video..........

[ChrisKooltv]

I meant wouldnt

[ChrisKooltv]

If bush had a pocket full of fucks he would giv u one lmao

[doge12388]

how does he keep changing outfits?

[darkassasin54]

Ugh...i swear i miss the old youtube. Since when did this site become a chat room? It's always someone gotta argue about something on a good and funny video. Videos are here to give us joy. Not hate. So please...yall better chill out because they may cancel the WHOLE internet one day. Stop fucking arguing man. Go to facebook with that shit.

[krizzkrozzapplesauze]

@darkassasin54 lol facebook.

#Win

[cacatow]

more cushun for the pushin

[TheBigezee77]

what race is chris rock?

[suzukiSJ88]

RAMONES! (0:17) who ever you are gabba gabba hey!

[dunmer2007]

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[J1GGYP3PP3R]

@dunmer2007 i might consider open the link if it's rick roll'ed

[harryc1971]

What does he say about Barrack these days?

[racepoltergeist]

We needed gas to fuel the vehicles to get into countries with oil. Besides that, funny as fuck video lol.

[bwood21390]

Search Chris Rock Ron Paul 2012!!!!

[vamtheanomaly]

Quarter tank = hand job

Half a tank = hand job with blowjob

Three quarter tank = hand job, blow job, pussy

Full tank = hand job, blow job, pussy and you givin up the brown eye.

[gur0004]

Oh u go I dont a fuck lmfao

[RedDoorLover]

Legend!

[Xplayers1112]

damn this nigga funny. LMAO

[bedlambikes]

I wonder if he's going to start saying Obama is the worst president EVER because of the shit that is going on. Oh wait....Obama is a fellow nigga....nevermind.

[elskerikkehat]

@bedlambikes he got all the debt from bush you know

[Deivekas7]

When i read the title "Chris Rock on white girls & Bush" i though it will be white girls and there shaved bush, not George BUSH

[nemzz9st]

Look its pookie from new jack city

[2012fake]

0:45 - 0:51 ... did he change clothes?

[iiiProtoType]

@2012fake its a compilation of his tour, same content but different city's across the world like london, johannesburg etc

[ReggaeAddict123]

at 5:05 someone raised there hand :) lol

[Sadden4o]

5:10 isn't that that actresss who used to be in his show? I can\t remember her name.

[68W2010]

FACT: It was Democratic Senators that passed the housing and mortgage rules to allow more people to qualify for a house when they never should have.. The Dems controlled the Senate and caused the problem.

[ratbagization]

@68W2010 Maybe, but stop trying to make it look like only one party is at fault.

[68W2010]

@ratbagization I'm not trying to make it look like anything. I did not name call at all. I simply stated a fact. But if it makes you feel better, yes, the Republican party is not doing so well either. Both parties have their hands in the cookie-jar.

[SweetlilCC]

why he make bush's voice sound like santa?

[Kellogs43able]

black men like a woman with some meat on her bones....black men like something they can grab..

[Kellogs43able]

rosie's a lez...so a black guy can forget about hitting her up...keira knightley's pretty but she has no boobs and no junk....rachael ray...now, i would seriously tap her fat italian ass....

[villkid1512]

Bush really didn't give a fuck

[dextc]

0:48 damn... he changed his jacket and suit and everything in a split second...



[5033481boy]

lol im at the library and i play this video and i forgot to plug in my headphones, and the first thing he says is "theirs white women in this room right now" and it just stops cuz it didn't finish loading.lol all them whit chicks start lookin at me like im some crazy ass nigga tryna do some shit, smh it was fun got a laugh out of it.lol

[pnh92]

@5033481boy WHAT? you can get on youtube at your school??? at mine they have almost everything blocked except google :\

[5033481boy]

@pnh92 damn i didnt know i got 107 likes.lol and yeah nothing is blocked at our school exept for inappropriate sites, but they blocked facebook this year but we can still get on through our phones just gotta download an app

[rabbitphobia]

@5033481boy Now thats funny

[XxsneakybastardxX]

@5033481boy sorry i meant thumbs up lol i was laughing to hard. :D

[lslewis]

@5033481boy OMG dude...made my day w/ that one! Peace out-SIDE, man.

[nickjpatrick123]

move that gut to the side and theres some good pussy under there.

[KingKris006]

Never dropkick Keira Knightley for Rosie O'Donnell. Not me.

[blakeyonthebuses]

brilliant