The Boner Zombie (8 Dates)

[justleland]

Thumbs up for being a Pre-Vet major :)

[RockinTheBassGuitar]

It's too bad Matt is her cousin; he's hotter than all the guys she keeps finding.

[komquatgirl]

I completely agree with the boner=no brain theory. Completely.

[TheQwerty99999]

Matt I subscribed to your channel it has given me some awesome advice on what to do and not to do on dates and talking to women!

[zekehart95]

Lol now it's just a game for me in the first five seconds I have to find the kitty lol go ADHD

[alexandrabutiri2000]

Date Matt just for fun ^_^

[ajoyerz]

i think a little is okay but don't give urself up! ur a human! don't dress in a snuggie with a hat and stuff idk

[ajoyerz]

Nerd thinks he can get her!!! ahh!!!

[oakridg625]

boobies



[gazmend328]

only s**** do that to attract man don`t be one

[CakiePieSquared]

If you want to go anywhere farther than the dinner table with a guy, don't start blatantly lying to him about your abilities. It'll be a downer later.

[Luis0J]

Hey i'm Matt, I'l be your server tonight what the hell!? Lol

[ftgv1]

demtitties

[Sabertooth2012]

You shouldn't put out if your not ready to go all the way with the dude.

[InkAndFeather]

you're so nice and pretty :)

[makinmesmile96]

yeah its a bad idea because once he gets what he wants he'll leave ya

[MamaPojo]

I had that happen, I told a guy I was a dancer and he got the slimey grin, looked EVERYWHERE but my face and said 'Really? Where do you work?' I said 'I'm a Ballerina' and glared at him. He left.

[unknown12345323]

HOLY SHIT NICE BOOBS 00:46

[SpellCheckAssassin]

nude brazilian boogaloo lolololololol

[MrSnowman817]

Lies i say LIES!!!!

[chompet123]

OH LOOK! SHE BROUGHT HOME THE BONER ZOMBIE! hahaha

[skull0candy]

Hahaha the zombie part was soooooo funny!

[rocketscience297]

BOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEES!!!!

[chopsticks4ever]

Is this guy supposed to have a "Mark Zuckerberg" thing going on? LOL.

[spawn138]

why not go and date me IM sure it be better than these guys

[squidofthedesert]

haha i have noticed that when a guy is talking to a girl he likes (with exceptions, i think people will get this though) his voice changes. gets lower or something?

[nico3641]

I miss this series

[lquert]

I'm a ZOMBIE :(

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

Matt is one caring cousin!

[Zwindyy]

@runeguy221akaredguy2 my cousin cares more about my social life than my brother does lol :)

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

@Zwindyy awhh your brother cares, he just hides it to have a tough brother figure :D

[Andyman3k]

Actually when either a man or a woman is sexually aroused, the part of the brain that controls logic and reasoning is effectively "switched off"

[redhawtchilly]

ahahaha boobies!!!!hahahahaha

[SixthShotNation]

Thumbs up for a hot chick saying "boner" :D

[SevenWondersHD]

Haha dress code

[Inuyashaluvah1999]

BOOOBIIIEES :O

[xEm7x]

if your desprite in bed, play the sex card. If you honestly want someone to like you for you, DON'T.

[vzimr]

Thumbs up for nude brazillian boogaloo!!! :)

[MrHank404]

i wanna waltz

[butter808fly]

i've told seen and dated boner zombies... what do i think about playing the sex card? Play the sex card then all u get is sex. cool little series!

[heavendude101]

She kinda looks like Emily Rose (Elena Fisher from Uncharted).

[Th3Disturb3d]

Is this scripted?

[JayX181]

@Th3Disturb3d obviously...

[drCasey555]

shes soo cuteee :)

[yukibanes]

BOOBIES!!!!!!!!

[riddick0846]

He looks like Sweets from Bones

[TheShabby101]

u look really pretty with that hair due

[manena101]

you know..... the SHIRTS she wore (in other words the fact that her cleavage was showing..)in the last episodes really ruined the "innocence" or naiveness of her character. sorry :/

[Nadesiko85]

@manena101 That was the idea...

[rageboyRM]

boobs.

[topspin13]

i guess it would vary when to use the sexy card

[peaceout7426]

That person that said the waiter advice thing is from a howcast video- 'is your boyfriend pyhco'

[katastrawphique]

That IS a lot of boobage...

[MsIzabellaTemper]

"what the hell" XD ROFLMAO

[LOOZ0R]

shes hot.

[etchedout]

ah well, its arrousing LOL

[dannyville211]

my favorite part: "Hey, i'm Matt. I'll be you're server tonigh...what the hell? " lmao

[thechristinenorth]

hahahahahahahahahahah

"HA. well. Its arousing."

[farieedust]

A little is fine but when you're placing your boobs on the table and saying "come, eat!" then there's a problem.

[heartsandrainbows11]

This one's my favorite xD

[ssaammyy626]

im a kid well 13

[MusicByCecil]

I'd say don't wear that dress (dare I say it is skanky?), but definitely keep the hairstyle. Very pretty.

[lightsxcamera]

What's the girls youtube channel?? cuz i know she has one idk what's the name

[GHalfa]

nude brazilian what??

i am a 14 years old boy from brazil

what the hell??

[petmel19]

how many chicken cutlets in that bra???

[bottlecap1999]

"kids, click away!"

lol that's hilarious

[omgcowshaveudders]

When Matt repeated "we have a dress code" I could just hear the Carol Fupler leaking out. Just a little.

[ZeroSyndicate]

me personally, when girls over do the sexuality thing I immediately stereotype the girl and they seem to come off as either too strong, or i assume too ignorant for my time or too trashy. (I came up in a high school filled with that type of girl) Girls should just be themselves they don't have to over do anything, when a guy is attracted to you you'll know. there are plenty of fish in the sea goes both ways, and girls always have the right bait. Guys just have to work harder... usually.

[FlypaperGirl]

Do guys really are like that in America? here you can walk practically half naked and nobody cares - cause half of the street is that way ( girls I mean), looks pretty stupid to me - well I am a girl and when it is -10 preffer to have something warm on - not a damn mini skirt and V-necked blouse and no hat and some short fur coat - gives me the creeps even thinking about that

[rbaleksandar]

"Aaaargggh, boobieeees..."

:D Love these date-videos. So funny.

[runeskypex]

the thing with the father smell and the repulsion of his own daughter is a TOTAL BULLSHIT AND it's exactly the oposite, a guy smelling like a girls father will make her be attracted to him , feeling safety when she is with him

[ajfromthecali]

no

[FluffyMuffina]

Matt is a great actor/writer. I hope that after this series is over you'll have some new creative idea thats as amazing as this.

[heythereitseva]

she's hot <3 he's cute (: like, matt (:

[crazyboisattack]

1:59 who chews gum at dinner lol :D

[Angelgrave1982]

CAn't play plants vs zombies anymore without hearing Boobies!! instead of brains....

[liarosalia1]

nude brazilian WHAT?

[yousef6182]

so that means that we should walk upsidedown to keep the blood in our brains

[wpyeoh]

stripper pole dancing? Nude bogey dancing? (or whatever that was) That's really one sexuality card! lol

[BrittanyCherie1]

his eyes got REALLY big when she said stripper poll dancing lol guys are gross

[TheSQRLGIRL]

Nooo, blood Is poisons to your brain

[CHEZLOVEABBY]

i am dying. u are amazing, Ava. nerdy, classy, cat lover, sexy as HELL, mm boobies! but yeah, i love u much! can me and u be 9th date? LOL

[hiroo360]

BBBBOOOOOOOBBOIIEEEEEZZZZ

[nicywicy]

@RETARDOFTHEWEB Yeah I know, realized that when I watched more episodes.

[cgwei93]

MOOSH ARMY WILL DOMINATE!!!!!!!!

[nicywicy]

I think Matt likes you, you should try going out with him instead. : )

[ididntvoteforobama]

Small ajustments lol!

[tobywatcher]

why is he chewing gum on a date?? hahahah

[firejack007]

Being a guy my normal response would be that the sex route is great. Now being an experienced guy, no. Not if you want something meaningful that would last. There's always a happy medium.

[iamapotatochip90]

booobies! lololol

[n2bbuilding]

well, sexuality has it's place.  IN the dark, in the park..........bye, gotta go!

[Xx0Razz0xX]

"Hey I'm Matt, I'll be your server tonigh-what the hell?!"

I have to say, i would say the exact same thing if i saw my cousin on a date in something like that XD

[babeesquid]

nude brazilian boogaloo?

[slasher298]

sheee has rly nice BOOBIES lol

[camcas2]

she shows more every night

[Sluttabanna]

Haha! Love your face at 03:28 ;D lolololo

[jesxe69]

2:32 looks like sha just came back from giving a BJ

[thhorrorthepain]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[PacGirlSHOW]

BOOBIEEES xDxD

[STNDV7]

hahaaa....funniest episode ever! :D love the part "what the hell???"

[qussay86]

These clips and series proves how talented the young generation and not demanded on hollywood guys, keep it up guys amazing and funny work

[WizmummyProductions]

but i like how my dad smells D: it's comforting

[MattGloer]

Poor guy, you led him down the path then left him there to drown in his own blood loss.

[ros4211]

boner zombie lol!!!

[jhunt123456]

the "what the hell?" cracks me up every time.

[Nadesiko85]

@jhunt123456 That was the funniest part!

[QBALL85]

You know its like they say. a little goes a long way

[eusacioWa]

Oh. AND, sometimes it's hard to get guys to not go there.

haha it seems like certain guys will just try and get the conversation to drift towards... sex. it annoys me.

[eusacioWa]

That explains why I hate how my dad smells.

Sometimes I wanna tell him to wear cologne. You can smell him even if you're in the other room...

eck.

[DarkBeef197]

This video unleashed my inner boner zombie.

[omgitsshivi]

your such a good actor!!!!!

[kiwichan54]

it's not a bad idea to take advantage of the fact that your a female most of the time, but don't go so far as to try and get them aroused on the first date or you get.......

[Nihilanthe]

haha my fav date so far, the waiter was hilarious too

He seemed like a casual (and rich) nice guy before turning into a boner zombie

[PunkGoddess17]

LOL "...WHAT THE HELL?"

[iluvzacefron93]

shit! shes hot here

[rafasilva1]

BOOOOOBIES!

[viiviiixxtactic]

OK SO I LMAOED AT TWO PARTS. The "BOOBIES!!!" at the end and the spray from the photo frame lol. I also have to say this is the only web type series that I haven't missed one of, and have been hooked on since the beginning. I love you guys, keep it up - and don't quit after you find Mr. Right.

[MattKoval]

@viiviiixxtactic Great to hear - thank you!

[viiviiixxtactic]

@MattKoval It's also amazing that you actually reply to comments - this is like the 3rd one you've replied to from me. You, SuperEd86 and JPizzle1122 are the only "famous" YouTubers that respond so often... I try to do the same. :)

[thegamefree1]

@MattKoval hows it going have you found the Mr. Right after this 8 dates events you look great

[Leader190Productions]

HAHAH! Whether u covered up or not ur beautiful to me!

[valero1946]

After seing this video, i really like you.

[omsigbug]

when she said ''i raed it online'' did anyone else hear ''i rather dont mind'' ?????

[anniethefanny10]

hahahahaha, horny boner zombie. HAHAHA

[1700tt]

she's hot here.haaha

[Salohcin8940]

A friend once said that god blessed us with enough blood to power the brain and the penis. Unfortunately, not at the same time.

[TheFragileHearted]

What's wrong with ballet? :(

[LaPetiteArtiste]

@TheFragileHearted Ikr! I've always wanted to do it xD Ballet seems the most beautiful Imo

[notsosupermario]

@TheFragileHearted nothings ballet is quite atttractive.

[LinaLatte]

nice vid! I think u should probably go classy/sexy, but that was covered in the vid after this.

[JayB213497]

bitch

[BryceKurtis]

lmao i love you so much

[Drama91J]

lmao what's that on his lips XD

[ambarr17]

haha Matt: WHAT THE HELL??

[rojinegrafer]

Why is there no new video? :( it's saturday ;-(

[The2DumbPlumbers]

@rojinegrafer its up :)

[CheeseFreaky]

It is ALWAYS a bad idea. You'll be questioning all the way through your relationship whether he likes you for your (insert female body part) or your personality. Being picky about how a guy treats you is never wrong, it weeds out all the ancient cheapos, easily offended amputees, and boner zombies, and narrows it all down to the winner!

[spiritwolf54]

EWWWW! Next time don't date that nerd and pervert man! Find the right guy who's not staring at your boobs! 'KAY?!

[mask0mimi]

Btw my friends and i watch the webseries religiously!!!

[mask0mimi]

Kudos for boobies.

Advice= Playing the sexuality card aint always such a bad idea. I mean give him a lil somethin somethin ;) BUT dont give it all. I mean harmless flirting will get you further than handing him your whole deck of cards. Know what Im saying?

[sacrosanctSUn]

uhm... how about trying to date a girl? XD

[MrSuper225]

wait this isnt porn

[panterafan1223]

you should date a person exsaclie like u but with arms

[churchhillchillin]

That zombie scared the shit outta me.

[JYCprestige]

Did u guys know ava is from the u.k. I think not sure but i do know outside of acting she has a british accent. check for ureselfs on the behind the scenes of the first episode

[eyebrowzs]

bewwwwwbies!

[boredcow]

It's not always a bad idea, but just don't overdo it, especially on the first date together. Maybe you can play the card a little more each date rather than turn him into this "boner zombie" right away.

[KaediChaos]

Maybe you should try dating the opposite sex.

[SebGarth]

Ha! Nice recovery, Ava. I don't know, I was thinking more like "handsome nerdy guy who also happens to ride a motorcycle" or some such...

[steventylerrockon]

Richard Ryan <3

[kassysoyasauce]

Well, you CAN flirt, just don't over do it. DO NOT lie about sexual stuff because that's all they will think about for the rest of the date. If you just casually hint something, but still enough to make the guy want to know more about your personality, then you can get away with it.

[xQueenKristinx]

I think the idea that women use their sexuality to manipulate man is a very lame, worn out trope, and it suggests that the only kind of power women can have comes from their bodies. Besides, you can't be manipulated by boobs unless you want to be.

[natno910]

Matt you are a genius. Your type of comedy has thought behind it which is definitely more difficult to write than a lot of the other stuff that's been uploaded as of late. Everything you do has a good amount of wit behind it...Plus, you've introduced me to Tobuscus so I'm forever in your debt.

[goldenprincess4994]

mem kennedy is adorable! 

[guavagirl1101]

I think you should have dressed more modest BUT your hair and makeup was super cute!

[JillyxDee]

AHAHAHA omg, this was jokes :D

[toybote]

i'm matt i'll be your server tonig.. what the hell? (;

[drinkupXgorgeous]

woman can use their sexuality to their advantage but not in a 'wearing low cut tops and short skirts' kinda way.. more like a 'arching the head back while you flip your hair to expose your neck' kinda way. SUPTLE. not slutty.

[MattKoval]

@millerliteisgud her father's repelling scent.

[MattKoval]

@bobjenz Yay Bobby J!

[SweatyBunghole2468]

2:54 is the best part ever!!!!

[lmfaolol59]

Did you know ava really has an australian accent!

[SummerBug26]

@lmfaolol59 nope, how do you know?

[lmfaolol59]

@SummerBug26 Yes.....check out the behind the scenes.

[nattube2212]

I think the "sexuality card" must be used carefully and tastefully; there's a difference between looking "alluringly sexy" by leaving some things to the imagination and looking like a complete whore by exposing all... :)

[BakedUp]

@nattube2212 well said! Thumbs up! (Not)

[ktq202]

aww im gonna miss this series when its over. i always look forward to every saturday.

[villalpand]

It's quite obvious that physical attraction is important as the physical aspect is the first thing we all notice in a person. What's important is to keep a balance, look NICE without revealing too much, after all, you don't want your date to keep thinking "Is that a moustache?!" nor you want him to spend the night distracted with your "BOOBIES!!!". Sexuality is important in a relationship, but it shouldn't be the central issue on your first date.

[MCBakano]

Nice Cleavage!

[Shortstickman]

Interests*

[Shortstickman]

I say that a girl shouldn't have to use her sexuality to attract a man, a guy should be paying attention to her personality and interest. However that does not mean the physical attraction part the dating scene, just don't make it your only option. Unless that's how you like to do it, then by all means, but be prepared to go on dates with more guys with more then just a date on there mind.

[pragdelicious]

Dress to whatever makes you feel confident and comfortable. If the guy is really interested he'll like you regardless. Obviously if you go out dressed like a hooker they are going to think 'easy' but if that's what you are comfortable with, go for it.