Portal Cake Recipe

[migster111]

I think the first ingredient (Chocolate cake mix) is enough...

[LuvMeerkats]

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire

[NarutoUzumaki3441]

Wheatley \o/

[456weirdman]

Whats GLaDos doing she is going wild!

[Stellapatorted]

rhubarb, on fire.

[smithaxe1]

i will make this recipe sometime

heh think if the test subject said this

[lasplagasband]

i am having trouble finding the geosenthetic membrains, that is the ONLY thing i need to finish my cake!!! GRAHH!!!

[Nikifuj908]

GLaDOS in the back looks like she has to pee...

[BobtheBobking]

lmao "candy coated peanut butter pieces... shaped like fish" haha

[Mateuuuuusz]

Is the Wheatley a modificated Cake core?

[HawkLeer]

my favorite part was when chell just flat out died halfway through the recipe. I know it was because of the Neurotoxin, but still, it just made this video so much better.

[martimouse1]

@HawkLeer Haha, it looks like she died out of boredom while listening to the core XD

[J14ngL00]

In the event that this inspires you to make your own cake, be advised that it's also being totally serious about those garnishes as leaving those out will lead to an undesirable cake product.

[toasthasbutter]

I'm gonna go make that right now :D

[Xidphel]

*Takes note*

[Kaine852]

He says "1 cup lemon juice" like he's singing.

[Berrybunny1]

Erm... I'll just go ahead and make a regular chocolate cake instead. o_o

[Kaine852]

Chell died of boredom. LOL

[ZexionRoxasIsZero]

Does GLaDOS have a rubarb and fish-shaped-things fetish?

[youdougit]

fish shaped dirt

[Bigserann]

1:11

TF2 spoiler !!! =D

[ms14344]

Damn I'm missing the sugar

[theshane118]

the ball is a lie

[Creatortenten]

thats a lot of rhubbarb

[1aundulxaldin]

This is probably the kind of cake you don't want to bring to a little kid's party.

[evilwolf678]

remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "goodbye" and you were like "NOWAY" and then i said " we were pretending that we were going to murder you" that was great

[icydragon542]

deep penetration asians??

[xan0therxnumberx]

electromagnetic imaging rhubarb.

[ZombieGamer63]

I'd rather be killed by a deadly neurotoxin than eat that cake...

[greyskull161]

don't forget fish shaped rhubarb

[sonisphere098]

I made the cake with all the right ingredients and it was goooooodddd. Lolz

[jonathondeane]

Needs moar rhubarb! 

[Timur2010]

the cake sounds..... delicious



[pie0eats0unicorn]

candy coated peanut butter pieces

......... shaped like FISH



[RKftw68]

fish shaped solid waste

[Nvidbeast]

i wonder how many calories it has?

[likitty20]

@Nvidbeast OVER 9000! calories

[0owirtao0]

The portal cake has 1337 calories ofc!! daah ;P

[limkinnation]

even if the cake is alie, i still want to taste it

[BBsgalore]

ETHYLBENZYNE

[TheLarryBiscuit]

So much Rhubarb and fish shaped stuff..

[0zzyp0zzy]

love how you ramdomly die

[EliteGam3r]

@0zzyp0zzy It's from the neuro-toxin in the air. Derp derp

[BlueShambala01]

I loved this game and thought the humor was outstanding but this little guy was just plain hilarious.

[BunnyBou66]

for a split second u see the black mesa logo on the screen on the front f GLaDOS.

So Funny LMAO XD

[WakefulBurrito]

SO FUCKING FUNNY

[theuberawesomchannel]

did they mention rhubarb or needles?

[MurasakiYugata]

Nope. :(

[Inuyashacrazy1]

both 8D

[Hikoriee]

Fish and Rhubarb! xD

[alifewithoutsolace]

deep penetration asian? 2:00

[clilmama33830]

Deep penetration agents

[BlueBaboon481]

@alifewithoutsolace

deep penetration AGENTS

I know, the other one would've been so much funnier ;P

[PYROFIREMANIAC]

racist robot!!!

[PoopyPants43]

wow that was messed up

[SwedishREFan]

An entry how to kill someone with your bare hands at 1:11 okay....

[cavs200]

electro magnetic blue bar??????

lol i think the cake is an hologram

[masterclan12345]

Electro magnetic Rhubarb

[CheatEnginer]

Shake like fish

[Morninjuice]

is any one going to use thie recipe? i would like to see a video of it being made and the end product, and i do mean all ingedients listed

[bringyourownbombs78]

i wood so love to see that!

[SethiXzon]

Fish Shaped Dirt.

[polikia22u]

sediment shaped sediment

i think the logic core is malfuntioning

[lolacoke]

alot of rubarb.. and needles

[polikia22u]

the rhubarb is in its poisones form

[VariousPickle]

lol 3 tablespoons rubarb juice on fire

[justpostin123]

SHAPED AS FISH FTW :D

[ChibiBuizel1]

sediment-shaped sediment

[Juggylocko]

Fish Shaped Solid Waste

[SMGvideos2009]

she slightly overdone it with the pull and peel liquorice.slightly

[IncredibleGoliath]

needs moar rhubarb

[DrCarl]

fish shaped ethel benzine sound delicious!

[killer1055]

u must not forget the rubarb plz dont forget the rubarb

[yoda846442]

rhubarb on fire? SOUNDS GOOD!

[CDog2910]

GLaDOS made this recipe to poison anyone who beat her and eventually found the cake

[smallfire321]

1 Cross Burahole Magnetic Imaging RUBARB!!!!

[ghostrider655]

18.25oz packaged chocolate cake mix, 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margarine, 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar, 2 cups all-purpose flour, fish shaped crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethyl benzene, pull-and-peel licorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds, sediment shaped sediment, candy coated peanut butter peices--shaped like fish,

[ghostrider655]

1 cup lemon juice, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fiberglass surface resins, and volatile malted milk impoundments, 9 large egg yolks, 12 medium geo-synthetic membraines, 1 cup granulated sugar, an entry called: how to kill someone with your bare hands, 2 cups rubarb-sliced, 2/3 cup granulated rubarb, 1 table spoon all-purpose rubarb, 1 tsp grated orange rubarb, 3 tablespoons rubarb on fire, 1 large rubarb, 1 cross (something) electromagnetic imaging rubarb, 2 tablespons rubarb juice

[ghostrider655]

, adjustable aluminum head positioner, slaughter electric needle injecter, cordless electric needle injecter, injecter needle driver, injecter needle gun, cranial caps, and it contains proven perservatives deep-penetration agents and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorise and preserve putrid tissue

there is the incredibly long recipe

[Katsujosh]

actually its "deep penetration asians"

[kayfire242]

lol, sediment shaped sediments.

[fotogameslol]

LOL

[flyguy955]

Ethyl benzene. Its a 'volatile organic compound'..

[goaliemandp]

rhubarb... on fire.

lol

[bswant99]

GlaDos goes nuts and knows she's gonna die and knows the cake is a lie

[NiceToKnowFo]

you really cant eat it. its suppose to be some insane cake recipe so you know the cake is a lie. it tells you right from the start!

[k8ebug101]

You can too eat it! My brother was at his apartment with like, 8 of his friends and playing the game, and during this scene they wrote down the recipe --minus the crap that'll kill you and stuff that's inedible-- and made the cake and ate it! He said it was delicious, too.

[343gagster]

*Watches GlaDos goes nuts while Cake Mix dude teaches me how to make cake* Neat!

[davidng5000]

entry how to kill someone with ur bear hands lol wtf

[thur117]

fish shaped ethel benzen ?!?!?!?!?!?! sediment shaped sediment?!?!?!?!?!?!

volitile milk empondments?!?!?!

entry how to kill someone with ur bear hands?!?!!

[zappy329]

wow i want that cake

[MagikGir]

this recipe lacks rhubarb...

[Ookamiboy12]

needs moar rhubarb!

[chozei]

This can't be the real recipe! She forgot the Fish Shaped Rhubarb!

[TheFlayedOne2870]

Never touch another man's rhubarb.

[kuwaizair]

you can't eat this!

[legoultrastarwarskid]

rofl "an entry in the book how to kill someone with your bear hands" wtf????

[trepxtrechi]

LOL xD

[LamaPaj]

rhubarb! =D

[Jinthey]

GLaDOS is one year old? o_o

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

rhubarb

[TheEye114]

Rubarb on fire?

[crazy5647]

yep

[darklordxavier]

the recipe is also hidden amongst the gibberish in some of the computer monitors.

[iKennedy2007]

LoL GlaDOS looks rly annyonned back there :D

[CrazyJay537]

AHHHHH JESUS SO MANY THINGS!

[sk8rboi226]

coconut pecan frosting ftw!!!

[sk8rboi226]

coconut pecan frosting ftw!!!

[jezzyen]

i love you ball!

[KaidarZyrius]

lol

[darkhand412]

Yay rhubarb! lol, rhubarb on fire...

[kingofallpie]

is the purpose of portal really to get a cake recipe?

[yams801]

no did you hear what he said fish paste ike . . .

[ensenhest]

the recipe is hidden on MUCH more places in the game.

[ieatnuggetswithafork]

like where?

[blackthunder33]

lol fish shaped cracers ....fish shaped everything!!!