Jagermeister - Comedy Time

[XiownedyouX]

@thekayzer1 it isnt shit you moron..

[XiownedyouX]

Jägermeister is very very nice and the fun fact is that its an Medicine from origine..

And we all should know its germanic from its roots even got an ancient germanic god as icon... =)

[TheKayzer1]

@XiownedyouX dont talk shit.

[plutoamun]

I wanna hear the rest of that

[lolbomb1234]

negromeister: 1 ounce Jager + 1 ounce Henny

[TheRagnerral]

maby it's from germany,,,, but its awsome !!

[Jefrma]

honest to shit, I cant no longer get drunk from a medium size jägerbottle. That´s why I buy strong (7,5%) longdrink/cider with which I mix jäger and THAT does the job well after few drinks. I know jäger is a clean SHOTdrink but each to their own ways ok ;)

[thesaltyd619]

@OppaSchulze i drink my jager just shots and chase it with monster energy, works for me, but i'm in high school and probobly dont know what im talking about

[shantibloo]

aye dolf hitler....

[872463051]

...I have a white friend Josh who love Jager =]

[1CME90]

He bit the Redbull part from Kat Williams... Lame...

[terran698]

he forgot that Russians have vodka and Rednecks have whiskey

@dctim i am guessing that a 35'er is a 35oz. beer

[gordon16663]

@terran698 actually scottish people have whiskey !!! we drink it like water !!

[Tommy10013]

i love my Jägermeister <3

[Smomolyno]

FUNNY!!!!!

[MAK14356]

You are so frickin funnay!!!

[DuellMeNoob]

L O L

15 shots of jägermeister? whether its a story or real, what the fuck are 15 shots? lol

one bottle (0,75l = 35 shots) should be a minimum if you want to brag about somethin... lol 15 shots... children in europe drink more than that to breakfast

[TheRealChaos666]

@DuellMeNoob that is true.. XD 

[Vakrian]

1 word: absinthe try it but for the love of god don't do the same mistake as i did don't mix it with vodka and tequila...needless to say i don't remember that night at all but people say i did some wired shit can you believe that?

[ydnasyxes]

This reminds me of Katt Williams "Drinking with your white Friends" routine.

[brucejingles]

@ydnasyxes Not the same, Dude.

[ydnasyxes]

@brucejingles Yeah, I know. It just reminds me of it. :)

[dctim]

I'm English.... Whats a 35er?

[nani1591]

kool-aid..lmfao

[tonycns]

I'm a beaner and Jager is for me

[tonycns]

No matter how fucked up jager leaving you feeling the next day you still drink that shit the next time. Thank You Jagermeister

[19dec1981]

jager is from germany. red bull from austria

ze germans are coming

[beebudly]

@19dec1981 Actually, red bull was invented in Thailand^^ But yes, Germans are awesome!

[biancoluke]

jager + redbull = jagerbomb :P half glass redbull shooter jager and drop the shooter in the glass and tell me what your drinking :P

[MrDonutty]

jager + redbull <3

[Kur0H3b1]

MIXING JÄGER IS 4 PUSSIEZ

[trench124]

its christmas eve and I've just downed a shitload of jager. JAGER FTMFW!!!!

[KruseTSF19]

Greets from germany great show :) Jager is amazing

[amberstar91890]

Actually, in a way Jägermeister is a laxative. Jägermeister was invented (by the Germans, of course) in 1934 as a digestive drink.

[EpicAdventureQuest]

@amberstar91890 cures headaches and due rent.

[sirenloud]

hey man I'm Mexican & i Lover jagger

[3n03m05]

i think it was joseph goebbels who called it V4. after V1,V2 and the V3 he planned to drop jägermeister over england after the V1 and V2 didnt work.

while developing the V1 and V2 more germans died in accidents than enemies. same to the V4. at the distillery most employees drank all that jägermsiter and so we lost the war... well... and the employees went blind hehe

[SyphonFilterr]

I think Best way to drink jager is just straight up ice cold shots. Still Jager bombs are always great.

[operamudflower]

Dude, damn. I hurt myself laughing!

[68965]

fuck jager bombs, i drink it straight from the bottle(NO SHOT GLASS OR RED BULL) bitches!

[1245TA]

LOL!! This guy is hilarious!! He landed Jaeger-bomb joke quite good.. LOL!!

IMHO

Absynth kicks Jaegermeister's ass all the time..

You don't need 15 shots of Absynth to lose it..

[jk4t7]

y do black comedians only talk about race. fuckin racists

[jesse112693]

i <3 jager and 15 shots i would be well on my way and the most ive ever had before passing out was 21

[jager18903]

I think Jager tastes like high-octane Ny-Quil.Not that cherry-tastin' shit either,I mean the original Green Death taste.All I did was fall asleep.Big deal.

[gwallace12664]

Last night i tried yager bombs... i got naked and did the windmill. Try yager = D

[57worldwide]

@gwallace12664 It isn't spelled with a 'y', but a 'J'.

[gwallace12664]

@57worldwide thanks, i posted that 10 months ago, and am fully aware.

[57worldwide]

@gwallace12664 Sweet. I would suggest removing the comment, but it's up to you. At least you know.

[tmux]

@gwallace12664 NAKED WASTEDDD!

[DancingSpiderman]

Jager is effective on sore throats and cough.

[SeriousSam20042003]

@DancingSpiderman

haha, sure thats the reason I drink it.

[DancingSpiderman]

@SeriousSam20042003 I used to drink Black Label Southern Comfort to cure my sore throat and cough, and realized that it does help, but the sore throat and cough always returned the next day.

I realized self-medication wasn't the answer when I ran out of money being unemployed so long, and I couldn't afford the liquid medication for several months. The sore throat and cough went away. And I started thinking mathematical and logical thoughts I hadn't thought before, I said DAYyum...

[ShitCrap]

I thought jager bomb is jager + beer, red bull sounds real pussy way to drink it.

[player1vladimir]

@ShitCrap beer wtf?

red bull has coffeine and taurine and has the same effect on alcohol like viagra on dicks.........

[ChocolateFlux]

You know what's great? Jägermeister with Jägermeister.

[sunn0isamazing]

@ChocolateFlux how did you get those little dots over the a ? LOL

[ChocolateFlux]

@sunn0isamazing

I have a german keyboard :D

[votumseparatum1]

@greggschneider He stole the idea or word for word? Because there are quite a lot of Black comedians who use the "don't this with White people" jokes.

[cumulo25]

I'm a little more old fashioned.

Whisky!!!

[agar2]

Jägermeister is good, but finnish salmiakki koskenkorva (licorice vodka or stmh like that) is da best liquer out there. Unfortunately its only available in Finland.

[4fingies]

JAGER BOMB = REDBULL + JAGER--- AUSTRALIA .... GETS THE BLOOD FLOWING

[masteroftheobvious86]

He sounds like Eddie Murphy doing an impression of his dad around 1:50...good stuff

[EbClectic]

Not for a Black man? Brotherman, you don´t know shit about our "wundervollen" Jägermeister!!!!

Jägermeisteeeeeeeeeeeer. You need to come over here and party with the real crowd

[Haribujana]

Jaeger rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

[JagerforSatan666]

Jager Bomb is definately a shot of jager in a glass of red bull.

jager in beer is called a trainwreck.

JagerforSatan!!!

[dmob420]

this guy is wrong. a jagerbomb is a shot of jager dropped into a glass of beer. you dont use redbull

[cammicam]

no dude,

jager bomb = jager and redbull...

[brend080a]

@cammicam agreed

[EmteC2000]

@cammicam Jägermeister and redbull is called "Flying Hirsch"

Hirsch = Deer (the thing which is Jägermeister's symbol)

[Boahnico]

@EmteC2000

As far as i know "flying hirsch" is 1/3Jägermeister +1/3 Wodka + 1/3Red Bull or Coke...

[hisop]

Wrong!

[surfdudezuri]

there are different types of Jagerbombs dude.

[dreadly101]

@dmob420 Stupidest comment on youtube!!! lmfao

[endotoker420]

@dmob420 absolutly not, that's retarded. there may be another drink that involves beer and jager, but not the jager bomb. The red bull is the"bomb" because it adds to pow! hahah

[AndrewLover117]

You are ALL going to jail. lol love this guy :P

[MakefunNotwar]

i like how he makes fun of his white friend's name, voice AND accent yet look at HIS name & if you close your eyes, you would think he was a whiteboy.

[vancecrofoot]

Search for "Dog cheers up mentally challenged man"

if you want to see a funny video. :D

[itskinetic]

you get a cup of red bull, then drop a shot of jager in it and drink it all down.

[raveityo]

beer*

[Foggemannen]

jägerbomb is when you put a shot of jäger in a bear.

[604Ronnie]

@Foggemannen Dude, it's when you put aJager shot in a glass of Redbull.

[Foggemannen]

@604Ronnie yea i looked it up. what have i been smoking? i have driked that for a looooong time, dident know it was a jägerbomb.. but i am sick of that. i drink redbull vodka nowdays or only bear (not american bear) .. sorry but it taste nothing...

[604Ronnie]

@Foggemannen I hear ya. I can still drink Jager, but I'm getting to the point where I have to find something else. I've never had Jager an other way than a Jagerbomb though.

Cheers :-)

[shkodnik]

just make sure the bear is dead

[alpinestar7272]

Im drinkin JAger bombs right now!

[hoemmed]

good stuff!:D

[Frakanisourimoneslie]

did he died?

[19amerika]

nëgromeisters  LOL

[OverdriveGabber]

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!!

from Germany

[loku221]

lmao this is so damn funny

[incomlive]

aplause :-) fun stuff

[Slapppppp]

awesome white impression

[Elk4758]

lol

[OppaSchulze]

mkay, i´m from germany, the jägermeister factory is in wolfenbüttel, nearly 24 kilometers away from my home... well, jägermeister with orangejuice or cola, thats grate. we´ve got a new way to drink, fill a 200ml glass with jägermeister, then in a 2cl glass cola, o-juice or whatever, let the small glass fall into the bigger one, drink it, we call this a atomic-submarine (atom U-boot) it will smash you away :D greeting from othfresen!

[604Ronnie]

@OppaSchulze Nice, I'll have to try that one :-)

[OppaSchulze]

jo! and if you tried it, just say : es perlt!

eng: wow, nice drink ^^

[isoperuna2]

@OppaSchulze

that's old thing here in finland : - D

[morbiddenflower]

@OppaSchulze well what do you expect with 20 cl of jägermeister?? :D. what you can do too is, fill a shotglass with jägrmeister, lit it on fire, put a long bi glas above it(don't put it over it, but let it hover), w8 till it stps burning. put a carton you put under your beer uner the big glass so it's totally shut, drink the sotglass empty with the straw, then put the straw between teh glass and the carton an inhale the 'air' in it. it'll get you floating like an angel in 7th heven!

[mycrimsonregrets]

@OppaSchulze you lucky man, i love jager, its great straight up or mixed.

[TalesFromTheKeyboard]

@OppaSchulze You mean a Jäger-bomb?

[OppaSchulze]

@TalesFromTheKeyboard something in the same "classification" ;D

[stipplegripple]

@OppaSchulze nice one, here we call that a jaeger bomb

[emobarney]

@OppaSchulze hallo from usa! Sprechen sie deutsche?

[jsilkepolo]

Guinness is not beer...... its stout. Having a shot of jager with a pint of guinness not glass of guinness is called a jager-stout. A jager bomb is is a shot of jager with a half can of red bull and any shot with any pint of beer is a car bomb.... can't believe you called Guinness beer......

[privtutor]

Hey, as soon as I pressed 'post comment', I remembered it's called, car bomb. Also, I'm more of a vodka drinker so the difference between beer and stout is not keeping me up at night!

[jsilkepolo]

but Guinness "beer" i mean its black....

[privtutor]

Well if it quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and even if it's black like some ducks it would still be called......beer. It's a generalization sure, but it's not vodka it's not rum it's not a liquore.....it's .............b.....e......e...­..r. hehe

[privtutor]

That was sooo funny!  The jeager bomb I know is a glass of Guinnes beer with a shot of Jager dropped in then down it all! Tasty stuff!

[huhne09]

Its called Jägermeister not Jagermeister.

Best German Drink

Achtung Wild !

[AveNullusMajestic]

Me an one of the guys drink a bottle of jager each as a carryout before we go out, then we blow 40/50£ @ the bar on Tequila & Budwieser, find some1 with a party, so get a bottle of Buckfast tonic wine for that then stager to a taxi, an no1 see's me for days lol. I love being Irish lol its gr8! Funny vid...

[unikat73]

awesome dude :D dont forget to put the Jägermeister in the Freezer, it have to be ice ice cold !

[DarkheartTheHeritic]

yager is evil :shudder:

[gogetaguitar]

hey jingles,man, lets go drink some jager,man

[lopez7874]

dudes funny

[FuerVolkundVaterland]

lol -15 shoots haha ,

we germans drikn 30 and more

[LordCaseor1]

hell yea!

[disturbaholic]

and russians drink vodka like water

[xxxKAYVAANSHRIKExxx]

yep they start drinking when they are 2

[xxxKAYVAANSHRIKExxx]

bull shit

[AveNullusMajestic]

Lol, yeah its like weak cough syrup to us aswell, we drink a bottle each b4 going out lol "then" we start the bar race! Would love to see U Germans after 3bottles off buckfast tonic wine, since u's apperently are the only one's in europe to keep up with us lol, we still import way more alchohol than u's though so don't start lol! =D

[player1300]

maaaaaaaan thats great xD

[derwrisi]

yeah jägermeister is delicious ^^ i like but i never heard that it does weird things to mexican people .. well i learned something^^

greets from germany too

[bestqlimaxcrew]

Love that shit 2 <3

[bulldog9481]

"Jagerbombs, I shower in that shit"- The Broski hahahaha fuck I love Jager and yess, suprisingly White hahaha

[i986scripto]

LOL So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Psychodelic79]

LOL, greets from Germany!

[biromiklos]

it's called jagerbull,jagerenergy or energymester here in romania!we also drink it with apple juice,coke,cherry,i'we even seen people drinking it with tonic!

[Holzpfahl90]

And its called

"flying Hirsch"

I think that means flying deer :D

best wishes from germany

love it :D

[Gilarius]

this guy is great!!!!

xD greets from germany

[abominabletreachery]

jager is delicious. it's the best when that shit creeps up on you.

[Praetor69]

ROFL! Great !

[TheMexican02]

lmfao OMFG LMAO!!!!

[XxAjfanXx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kthxbye13]

who the hell would drink jägermeister with red bull xD

jägermeister is a shotdrink, to get hot on col' nights ;]

[leemckrims]

its called flying deer in austria(home of red bull)

[champ23100]

lol he iight

[sussantavo]

"What you call me???" hahaha funny shit

[cruncher221]

Negromeisters(1:59) lol he is great.

[AMANOTAVANTA]

funny as hell !

[merle1991]

jägermeister IS a laxative

in germany old people drink it to help digest food better. all my friends drink it but knowing that just totally turns me off..

[VanillaSlap]

ja mann... jägermeister is ja auch lustig xD

[CreeWilly]

isaac hayes-lookin mudda!

[Lewman]

jeagermeister bomb is called a sub in Europe. that thing is a trap! Its so delicious but you will get drunk soo fast!

[mrbite21]

not rly...a sub is a shotglass of vodka or jager dunked in beer...that's why it's called a sub lol

[Lewman]

thats not what i get when i order a sub :p

[TheRustyOldTractor]

I think you should might want to get a friend to draw you a picture... and soon!

[brucejingles]

Thanks for ALL the nice comments, please add me on Myspace or Facebook. Just look my name up.

[GheTToCoreRecorDz319]

i drunk jamaican rum last week xD 85% i was wasted after 10 shots xD

[CreeWilly]

haha! i bet it was that wray n nephew shit!!

[Jombress1]

I drink Hungarian pálinka 50% its god.

[Jombress1]

I drink Hungarian Pálinka 50% its god and beer . I hate Jager . That just the Germans drink and 40% all drink.

[2007niko2007]

its not a new drink lmao maybe new in america :S i dno

[420WeedAk47]

jeagermeister taste bome as fuck never knew its becuse im white

[thekatily]

it is sneaky drink indeed

[Dominus357]

This is fucking hilarious! :D

Good job man.

[forestgumpaed]

what do you get when 10 clowns sitting a seance.....a happy medium.

[Itsooz]

Sure as hell it tastes better than whisky or vodka, but mixing a strong alcohol with red bull is a really bad idea indeed, unless you're planning on staying up till morning. Physically you're wasted, but you can't keep your eyes shut and your brain is riding on sixth gear all night.

[AgressivelyPassive]

stolen from dave chapelle..

[aakkoin]

katt williams dude

[brianwildemusic]

I'm white and Jagermeister is probably the nastiest alc. beverage I can think of.

[MrT1000]

He stole these jokes.

These are the same jokes that kat williams tells. :|

[fartcry]

kat talked about mixing drinks, not this....get ur facts right....

[aakkoin]

katt talked about coffee, this dude about redbull. the joke is the same.... get your logic right....

[brucejingles]

No, I don't steal jokes. Learn about what you're talking about.

[willporno]

Jägermeister <3

[LIL2REDD]

LOL..josh is joesk

[MichaPlaya]

Its german and it means Huntermaster ^^

[daveobhoy]

what a dick

[SamuGER]

Jägermeister, not Jagermeister

[Itsooz]

Yeah cause people will change their keyboard language specially for you

[THEDEMON1989]

jagermeister is some lovely shit, gotta try a suicide bomb =)

[Ryancuasay]

great stand up.

[SheSpeakstoJesse]

lol

that was hilarious

but im mexican and i love jager

i rarely drink tequila

[Appule69]

Jager is pretty damn good tasting stuff. And this vid is hilarious!

[Elyk1045]

all alcohol is white man's drink its our culture

Jäger means hunter