Mappy Land is Hell

[MikeyGeeFrankieRay]

I recently played Mappy Land at an arcade. I was promtly kicked out for screaming and banding my head against the machine.

[Slash0mega]

if I did what games told me to do, megaton would have been blown to bits, but it not.

now I'm off to go cover myself in radiation because some shopkeeper told me to.

[Babaykiller1984]

hard game that's for sure hahah

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Holy shit--does THIS take me back.

My God, I am an old fuck.

[tyebillion]

It looks better than Pac Land.

[sbierwagen]

>I'm leaving this place for the west

but you're going east

[mackazonia]

THIS IS MAP....

*cats attack*

*bird attacks*

[corjonbett]

No! THIS! IS! MAPPY!!!!!

[Link1021l]

XD Simons quest references.

[andymission]

Mappy is Mappy time! and don't eat a fish with a fishie!

[burningflurber]

I love this game.

[rasen013]

Mappy Land is Hell, and Mappy Land is where you go when you die... so... we all gonna go to Hell? Mappy Hell :D

[stevegauch]

Thats-

*DC throws bricks* NOT ONE WORD!

DX

[maruproductions]

Why does the pirate look like Mario?

[keepthebeat929]

I don't want to go to Mappy Land when I die!!

[TheNeoLoneWolf]

4:30 Ok, I'll make it two

"Game Over"

[killbunny90210]

Is this a sequel to "Mappy" or a prequel?

Mappy has the same stuff: little pink cats, trampolines, the mouse, etc.

[fnatsy]

In the girlfriend level, when you lose she says "sorry Mappy, you are late for MY birthday" but when you win she says "here is a gift to celebrate YOUR birthday." This is how things work in Mappy Land.

[MLGPro17]

the guy at 1:33 looks like an Irish leprechaun

[sharinganmaster7]

4:16 SURPRISE. . . . . . fish. >.>;

[Anevexn]

ha ha when he dies he actually goes CRAZY and continuously does cartwheels! GO MAPPY HELL GO!!!

[LordCard]

People really don't know this is an NES game? I thought they were joking..... ahh getting old.

I thought this game was awesome, if not frustrating as all hell. It was fun and the music is great!

[artmanadvanced]

ARGH! I effin' hated this game! No matter what I did, the girlfriend at the end was always upset with me!

[ChoocoboYao]

I actually enjoyed Mappy Land...in fact I loved the whole thing, except for the graveyard parts that just freaked me.

[abermants]

Mappyland physics is not messed up. MAPPYLAND IS MESSED UP.

[tylex101]

03:50... surprise fish really never leaves dc alone

[punkr]

Golly. I totally remember this game. In fact, I never forgot it. I just forgot the name of the title...till now. Thanks again DeceasedCrab. :D

[icequeenskadi]

This music sounds so much like the music from Super Mario Bros. 2. Great memories.

[Skullbuggy]

Oh Mappy where did it go so so wrong

[andophiroxia]

Mappy Land is ass.

[xenol]

1:01 Cat rocket?

[Flumpansamonga]

It's no longer the nineties!?

[Mattie2013]

The 90s can go klax itself.

[phionexth]

No the ninties had to go on a vacation. A permenant one

[theiriw]

Good Crab, Deceased job!

[kinghellguy]

welcome to 1985

[domngel]

Where else would you here:

"These cats needs to get distracted so i can grab this fish ... and this cross"

Only here :-)

[kirk064]

You're wrong, heck is way better than Mappy Land.

[kkslider555]

oh god this is terrible.

I want to play the original Mappy now. Luckily, I know of a restaurant only 10 minutes away that has Mappy! (which is awesome)

[gunsage]

I loved this game when I was younger. Good job, DC!

[Shanoshi]

Me and my compadres tried playing this game one time during a lazy and smooth afternoon... I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT.

[TheAkatsuki357]

Be warned olde villigers of youtube for DEACEASED CRAB Blender of cheeses, Destroyer of mice beware BEWARE

[BygPhattyPlus]

Well, that game really got under DC's skin...

[AxonZin]

This game reminds me of Flicky.

[Raenas]

Wow. This game has catchy music for an NES game.

Do dod odoo dodoodo... doo.. Whoosh!

[hobokiller1]

:V *brain can comprehend the "badness" of this game*

[jprice451]

6:38 - What's that whoosh noise? This isn't Fox News. Hahahahaha. Love it.

[CaptainWii64]

So...Did the game "Flicky" copy this game? Or vice-versa?

[EternalNightmare1]

So the objective of this game is to keep your girlfriend from having to walk 10 feet to get her own damn cheese?

[PMforL]

Was this an old arcade game?  Because this looks terrible compared to the one I played.

[NamratsTheStarman]

04:13

That's... not how Newton's first law of motion works.

[Vinifera7]

What a strangely random game...

[Timonl77l]

Only D.C can make a frustrating game look entertaining. Well done!

[djKanda]

Mappy Ridge racer team!

[ForgetfulDreams7]

this video made me laugh like i haven't laughed in quite some time. and I needed that. thank you.

[SoaChiPudding]

You spin me right round baby, right round.

[spawnxiv]

Like a compact disc.

[thegameulost]

like a record, baby, right round round round

[LookingThere]

I'm amazed surprise fish don't kill you in this game.

[jamminjago]

Mappy Land? Hmph more like... CRAPPY LAND! Hawty hawty hawty haww.. oh Dimitrios, your so head snappingly clever.

[MagikGimp]

how do you listen blindly?

[ZagZagovich]

Wow, I never knew mappy had a sequel and it's apparently madworld for the nes.

[AndrewRedroad]

This game needs a large dose of the Eversions.

At least Eversion doesn't try to lie about itself. It's hell, and it tells you so before you even begin to play it.

[Bobstew68]

Every time I see surprise fish in one of your videos, I crack. It's become a trigger.

[Malefact]

Wow, a game where the surprise fish don't kill you...but instead give you a powerup?

Mappy Land really *is* messed up.

[xdonthave1xx]

Well, in defense of the murderous surprise fish. There are two types of fish in that level, one of which will in fact kill you.

[S73V3N0D0]

You should've sung the song

[codemasterda]

Ahhh yes a game with cats and mice, what a glourious game... until it kills you, and yes, you will spin when you die for that is the will of mappy.

[Chworktap]

I happen to like the mini-LPs. It's like a smorgasbord, with hamburgers, and sausages, and cat, and some Cave Story that got found at the back of the fridge.

[WaningGibbous13]

This reminds of the Elmo game where you learned shaped, simple math and stuff like that on the NES. XD

[DPadJockey]

At face value it looks like a decent platformer...if a little on the boring side.

[Fattlerank]

COME ON DC. This doesn't come NEAR hell temple and you know it.

[supermario64644]

I remember this game. I always thought it was unfair for some odd reason.

[Ballisticgoat]

I remember playing some crappy knock-off of this game... Or maybe it was this game.

[sconethief]

DAMN YOU MAPPY LAND!

[TheGM86]

I agrre it is hell.

Die over over in a never ending quest that you can't because your painfull death only makes you start back and ther first area!

HADES HOW HAS THY OFFENED THO!

[justinbrosam]

DC, if I was you I would turn those cats into the proper authorities seeing as this is Mappy Land and only those of jolly and murderous habits are allowed in Mappy Land.

[Negrenade]

If this game turned into ghostbusters the game, then the screen would show a big picture of a pile of crap on the screen.

[jacobgoldbergsongs]

i havnt been to mappy land in a while

[Jigglysaint]

The second level's music kind of reminds me of Xemn's area in Legacy of the Wizard. Man, I still can't get over how the same person who composed that game also composed Ys I & II, and Actraiser.

Taxan hun? Wait, I think I'm understanding the logic behind Low G Man's controls now.

[spike0804]

any plans for another game that requires a series of videos....or has a story....

[Raivu42]

O.O I find very much irony that to head to west, you had to go east. >.>

[EcoEclipse]

Nice Simon's Quest reference

[cookiehours]

mappy land is hell.

[Hobbit696]

Huzza.......Hooray!!!! Another DC video!

[Trodlgrimm]

Hi DC! I have missed your videos, pal. Great work, as always. :)

[monopside]

what console is this game for?

[DrakeNightwing]

Looks to me like this would be for the old NES, myself, from what I can tell.

Seems fairly obvious to me, at any rate, although I could be completely wrong.

[Samurai0316]

Bottom of the title screen states: "Licensed by Nintendo of America Inc." So... even though I've never played it.. I'm gonna go ahead and assume based on that and the 8-bit graphics, that it's the NES.

[FLAW2K8]

This is a NES game.

[skyrunner14]

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

[TheFMC]

Welcome to the late 80s!

[rmyoung87]

"This is madness" I am going to guess you're gonna block anyone who says in reply to that the line from a mediocre movie based on a comic book about an ancient war.

[DeceasedCrab]

I should. I really should.

[rmyoung87]

Well it seems like something you'd block for, and you've done so for less. Personally I hope the phrase goes into oblivion, it's not even funny .

[Fattlerank]

"I should. I really shoud"

I agree entirely. You don't have to put up with fools all the time if you don't want to... oh wait, you'd be spending hours on end blocking people. Relocation, then? Maybe that's the answer.

[WatGob]

Maybe you should get into a car and bang it into one of the cats. Or maybe Cat ball.

[DeliriumSC]

I understand completely...

...who am I kidding, this is bizzare =(

[CelerityNova]

But is it the nineties? ^.^

[Jeshikun]

since when is west to the east too :P

[BBPatterson12]

It is the eighties, where trampolines are abundant, steel girders defy the laws of physics in an organized fashion, and the background is made with construction paper.

[herooftime1000]

Does Mappy spin in his grave?

[underthepale]

Good to see you again... I guess...

[Ulttimaa]

HEY DC YOU SHOULD LP FF7 AND I WANNA BE THE GUY IT WOULD BE SO COOL

No, seriously, I'm kidding. Don't block me.

[DeceasedCrab]

Hahahaha... okay, okay. You get off with a warning :)

[Ulttimaa]

Oh okay, phew.

[SoraKurosu0]

Mappy? I love you, you mother fucking bitch you! =D (Fact: Mappy was one of the games that came with my 1st comp)

[mynameisnotalfredo]

Oh, DC, why are you so amazing?

[Jockolantern]

"If you don't have enough cheese for your date, I guess you get killed or something."

Tell me about it. ^_~

[RichieEastside]

the "horrible" night ;-) ...it's so lame that I know that

[FunETman]

I think these LP's are a way for DC to commit virtual seppuku/harikari.

[Beldrama]

Mappy Land is hell, indeed D:

[ConcealRise]

"The wily mouse always carries a healthy supply of catnip and fish to distract all manner of pursuing cats."

[Madamluna]

Mappy Land noooooo

[Nack289]

XD, I own Mappy Land.

[NIMPAK1]

Hell is not filled with pools of fire it is filled with TRAMPOLINES!

[FSinWCR]

It is still the 90's?

[Xenav14]

I must of been the one of the kind person, who actually loved playing this game. The music is really good on the ears, compared to worse games.

[jeran42]

heheh, it hates you

[jumpmansbro]

Haha, oh dear... DC, you silly, what're you up to now?

[Keelalizard]

This game goes from American Tail, to Donkey Kong, to Pirates Of The Caribbean, to Castlevania, to Super Mario Brothers and back again.

[Aduross]

Watching this was oddly funny. Then again watching Deceased Crab play video games is always oddly funny. :D

I wasn't aware you could collect fish until 5:34, I thought they were an enemy. In fact, you could say I found that fish... SURPRISING. Ah ha. Ah ha. Ah ha ha.

[mfighter96]

The old west that is to the right..

[dmell]

So is not the nineties, some evil cat, death traps and a surprisingly good surprise fish.

This is really a Hell... of the temple variety.

Nice one as always DC

[Boltothemage]

Mappy Land. The only game where you can drown on land.

[darktetsuya]

it's been a while, good to see you back!

This should be fun, though... but thank deity for unlimited continues!

[Fairtravian]

Haha, "Cat"-tle rustler :)

[robfathah]

Not one word, perhaps, but two are applicable:

it hurts

[TotalSimpleton]

It is Mappy, and you die when you spin.

What if you die of old age or a peaceful death? Are you going to spin around in your bed or something?

[TheBronzeDog]

Do I do whatever videogames tell me to?

Not always. I have a bad habit of doing what videogames tell me not to do.

"Don't throw anything in the ring of stones!"

"Don't push that button!"

It's their fault. They keep rewarding me for disobeying, like giving me a Quake spell I need to open the next dungeon.

[Xaio30]

I can relate to that.

Like when the game tells you to

"DONT F*CKING DO ANYTHING!"

And then sends 500 guards/ogers/whatevers at you!

[magicalkiwibird]

are you referring to a link to the past?

[ZarroTsu]

I ponder if DC is making the mini-let's players to distract while he waits for Cave Story Wii to come out ;P

[DeceasedCrab]

If you think I'm LPing that, you're crazy. I'm not going to open up that can of worms again.

I will be PLAYING it, just not recording.

[IPAgoose]

oh it shall be recorded, tis the will of BALROG...LORD OF HUZZAH!

[Yoshiswords]

Then what prey tell are you distracting us from with these mini LPs because it is quite clear thats what your doing?

[DeceasedCrab]

Pray tell, not Prey tell.

I don't see how this is making it clear that's what I'm doing. If you make baseless statements like this you might find yourself without a voice.

[skyrunner14]

Heh, that so? OK then what WILL be your next BIG LP? Is it a secret? O__O

[supernicktendo64]

I think we all are wondering though what you'll be true LPing next. I know I'm eager for whatever you choose at least.

[onematty01]

You'll be playing it? Awesome! Let me know how it is before I go to the trouble of hooking my Wii up to the internet AGAIN(It deleted my settings and it won't work anymore for some reason...), AND buy Wii points JUST to play the Wii version. Give us your opinion, we'd really like to see if it's up to your standards DC!

[ninjaboyz101]

cave story for VC? or do you mean there making a remake?

[DeceasedCrab]

WiiWare.

[ninjaboyz101]

cool.

[MapleData]

Cave Story Wii? Sweet!

[CaptainPlaz]

*La-Mulana wii. Third time's the charm.

[TonyMeman2486]

Oh, I remember this game... torment indeed!

[GamingSzoul]

And I thought regular Mappy was crazy...

[FierceDeityKirby]

Dude, you haven't made a video in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooong time.

[vyre7749II]

not to sound rude, but everyone needs a break every once in a while.

[FF7ACJW]

What's the most frustrating game you've ever played?

[OrderofMertuary]

I'm guessing Journey to Silius (I THINK I spelled that right.) Well at least it's the most frustrating thing he's LPed for YT.

[JinnToken]

Oh DC, you always make my day.

Keep up the good work. :]

[1triggerhappy1]

I think I'll go cry and rock backward and foreward under a cold shower now.

[izraqthedark]

I second that.

[TheHelldragon]

NEW: Death! Now with happy banjo music! (Please consult your doctor before Death.)

[TheAkatsuki357]

in mappy land? soooo we're not in the nineties?

[demonhuskfang]

its funny to go west you have no go east

[mmyers1]

Well, you go right. We don't know how Mappy is situated in relation to the primary compass directions.

[monkeymac3]

oh god i remember this game. well at least a game like this.

[xdonthave1xx]

Remember? I used to have this game as a kid.

[MetaKnight345]

Mappy Land may be hell, but is it Hell TEMPLE?!

[MaryxG]

I remember this game. Cool music.

[jasonsgroovemachine]

I seem to recall playing this game as a young whelp.

The music isn't too bad.

[Tanukitsune2]

I didn't know there was another Mappy game!

Is round 2 the same as round 1, but harder?

[Dawsham]

10:09 is the funniest part! XD

[frank0127]

how do you make a cute game fiendish?

-instant death traps

-elements of impatience

-collectibles that must be obtained before exiting a level

Mappyland is hell.

[JokkesenDK]

YaY! Awesome video as always!

[sphingxx]

awsome DC

[Quadraxis14]

I understand everything now, it is the future, and DeceasedCrab is on an oldschool binge.

[IceWolfSV]

Mouses , cats and trampolines? That somehow reminds me of something.

[StarbowBreak]

IT IS THE NINETIES AGAIN

WITH A MOUSE

[kawaiininjakat]

Mappy Land is hell? If that's hell I'm more than willing to go there. I always loved that game.

[FearTehFan24]

I spin when I die as well.

[Drkdominatordom]

ohh noo not mappy land O_O this game realy is hell