Countdown: Factor Fiction

[1961arnie]

Doesn't it hurt your feelings to be know as a liar and jack ass bill

[1961arnie]

Doesn't it hurt your feelings to be know as a liar and jack ass

[IoEstasCedonta]

That opening narration... really? Really?

[thomas7250]

LOL keith pwned lolrielly

[TheRebel2007]

Really, Mr. O'Reilly posting comments under ASSumed names.

Bad form.

[JCRReality]

olbermann.. YOU are the worst sack of shit in all of America.. Why don't you take your hollywood ass to france.. and take that empty suit, piece of shit, obummer with you !

[mjwatts1983]

fail

[lovosazul]

'Wow', lol, so the truth of bill O'Rigley Is finally making sense to some people. =)

[shaansmsm]

at first it was embarassing to see kieth hitiing on bill but after listening to bill o for an year, i do love keith's show and especially when he goes against that lying sack of dirt

[aces3123]

keith overbite is a bitch. He isnt worthy to even shin bill o'reilly's shoes. The lying sack of dirt is the left wing loser, keith olbermann. Olbermann is a lying bitch!

[clay56]

Olbermann calls O'reilly the "Frank Burns of News?" Never thought I'd say this, but how DARE Olbermann insult poor Frank like that!

[mjwatts1983]

lol

[nationalsroc]

all u bitches who say olbermann sucks and all ur other shit should be shot this show is damned funny so 2 quote keith (keith is the only democrat bigger then me) this advice shut the hell up!!!!!!!

[thetrainables]

Olbermann calls out O'Scumbag weekly. However, if you even mention Olbermann's name to O'Really, he'll throw a hissy fit and get the Fox Noise police after you. O'Really is nothing but a big pussie.

[ilmmad]

Oh I agree with everything you said, except for the childish "O'Really," "Fox Noise," and "O'Scumbag."

So yeah man, thumbs down.

[aces3123]

the big pussy is you! You arent shit compared to Bill O'Reilly! I cant stand you mildy retarded liberal idiots who don't know your asshole from a hole in the ground! Keith Overbite does nothing but name call and use insults to pass his leftist, anti-American agenda. Olbermann is a piece of shit!

[mongoose63124]

agreed aces- the highlight of my olbermann watching career was when chuck knoblach(sp) threw a ball to first and sailed it into the stands only to smack olbermanns mom in the face, while he was doing the broadcast live....olbermann is a sarcastic liberal pussy to the extreme, loves to be sarcastic and talk shit, has no ideas that work, id love to pop him in the face....

[richie19190]

Then how come Olbermann backs up his facts with sources, unlike Bill-o and fox noise who uses propaganda and lies for their stories. Where are Orally's(I mean O'Reilly's) sources? Billo is garbage.

[fullmetalchemy]

@aces3123 HEY!....dont say retard, you might offend Sarah Palin...lol the truth is yes, Keith is leftist, and yes, i would like a lot more fairness from him, but that doesnt change how wrong Bill was here. He picked and chose what he wanted to present to prove his point, which would be fine...if it wasnt so dishonest. Fox News pundits are idiotic in the extreme righty ramblings, MSNBC pundits blindly kiss ass on the left, but at least once in a while, we get a few facts. If only that was common.

[tvdinatale]

ya know its funny how o'reilly NEVER even mentions KO because oreilly cannot even get KO on anything!

[tvdinatale]

haha this never gets old.. billo is such a slimeball!!...like those other conservative morons

[billnuxoll]

why doesnt Olberman bring on some guest's or something to defend Orielly. This is very boring to watch. This should be called "Olberman's brain washing hour"

[baronerin]

Cuz he's a pussy. I'd like to see a cage match between the two, Billo would pile drive this pudgy little prick.

[JonMGilbertson]

Right, Billo isn't pudgy. You're either blind or stupid. I'm going with stupid.

[tvdinatale]

ya ok, and oreilly IS SOOO moderate!

[GiveWARaChance508]

olbermann is a slimebag

[SouthwesternEagle]

I searched for that on Google and I came up with two results. Try searching for "The rise of the perfect newscaster" and see what you get.

[DennyMclain2008]

OReilly is part of operation mockingbird. google it. it is the real deal.. bill hates our guts and wants this country ruined. the filthy scumbag. he is a pervert.. ask his former employee he paid off.

[ddyjjooee]

If Billo's ratings are higher that means we just have to educate more people.

[DillonX]

"The Frank Burns of news..." gotta love that comment about O'Reilly.

[acerusso]

it is sad that instead if having his own content he constantly tries to go after bill oriely. it like a strange obsession. we dont care what u think about his views. present your own and we will decide which is better

[InvestigatorDave]

acerusso:

That's a good point. KO doesn't do it, but perhaps he should.

[SouthwesternEagle]

Guys, just ignore these haters. If these haters didn't have something about which to gripe, they would literally explode.

[wesmantooth24]

Billo sychophants are hillarious. Did Billy, or did he not try everything in his power to cover up his perverted sex calls to Mackris? Oh yeah, Bill has better ratings. lol, I could give a fuck what the 70-100 year old demographic in this country thinks is news. T

[pimpdalyrical]

Ahhh. I love it when Olbermann gets fired up about his own inability to catch FOX in the ratings, and he has to resort to senseless jokes and insults. It's funny that olbermann never chastises edwards for not clarifying what he meant by "Homeless." What the hell does "Frequently homeless" mean. They have a home now? Then who cares?

[KyoxXxlove]

@pimpdalyrical: Frequently homeless refers to people that can occasionally find shelter, like a... homeless shelter, but don't have a steady shelter. It's funny how Billo lies to the American people. Oh wait, that's just sad.

[baronerin]

Thanks Keith, I feel sooooo much better about what Edwards did now. I hope Liz was watching too, I'm sure she could use the pick-me-up right about now. You're doing gods work.

[Cindi3847]

I'm sure Edwards wife takes comfort with Keith's comments.

[Klineact]

I cant stand Keith Overbite..All he does is insult others...He is a freakin jackass...I would rather listen to Oreilly then a grown man who sits and mimics someone else on national TV day in and day out instead of reporting the damn news....Grow up Overbite..you are an idiot!

[smisyt]

Why would you want to listen to O'reilly? He's nothing more than an angry man, but will never question those in power. O'reilly is a guy who talks about kids enjoying rape. You'd rather listen to him than olbermann?

[grazon]

Nice job refuting what Olbermann said.

Oh wait you failed.

[baronerin]

What's there to refute? Edwards boinks a skank, Olbermann blames Billo for picking him, replete with funny voice imitations and facial gestures. Powerful stuff. I get the feeling though that there are folks out there who don't realize his show is entertainment.

[grazon]

At no point did Olbermann deny that Edwards had sex with the lady.

It is weird though that Billo can with a straight face claim to be outraged at what Edwards did when he had tried to do the same thing though with a woman who had no interest in Billo.

BTW Billo lied about vets again.

[baronerin]

Look, I understand that people are upset that Billo emasculated Edwards over the vet thing. Who cares about Billo? What about the fact that a guy who was almost our vice president may have used campaign funds to cover up an affair? That's a no no. And Olbermann wonders why most people don't take him seriously....

[grazon]

Bill hardly emasculated Edwards and that is far from what upset people namely that Billo claimed America doesn't have any homeless vets.

[GstateBALLER925]

lol he tore oreilly a new asshole on that one, as usual!

[BenjaminFranklin2u]

Brilliant!

...Fucking Orielly bitch.

[asdffd]

Billo the Clown

[highnrising]

Got to score this one a KO for KO.

[skidawg22]

The stalker-producer that Keith mentions: wasn't that the same Billo stalker-producer who got pwned by Bill Moyers at the NCMR?

[grazon]

I see no reason why we should differentiate between Billo's flunkies.

[skidawg22]

Just a fun little fact. Also, I was about a block away resting at my hotel when Moyers destroyed the guy (I had gotten into town at 3 in the morning, so I was quite tired).

[grazon]

Had I been there I don't think I would have handled myself as well as Moyers.

[emmjay701]

Bill- is the biggest hypocrite that ever lived! He paid Andrea Mackris 4 million to keep her mouth shut and not put out his own dirty little secrets.

At least Edwards' mistress actually WANTED to have sex with him... she wasn't barfing on the other end of the line like Mackris probably was.

Fuck Falafel Man...

[tuft112]

mccain talks about obama, because he doesn't have much else to talk about. why does ko talk about bo?

[RocStarr1983]

Because it's hilarious and Olbermann knows it gets under Mr. Bill's skin

[InvestigatorDave]

Because KO cannot build up his ratings to the level of BO, so he is hoping to tear down BO in an effort to make BO's ratings fall.

Just a theory mind you, but a common practice.

[grazon]

And Mc'Ds sells the most burgers.

[InvestigatorDave]

Because in the market in which they operate, they provide the product preferred by more people than their competitors. Just like BO beating KO month, after month, after month, . . . so, good comparison, grazon.

[grazon]

Do they make the best burgers though?

[InvestigatorDave]

Within the world of burgers, that is a matter of individual taste. Their is also the matter of speed, location, price . . . but we have gotten far away from the comparison of BO's greater ratings (popularity) over KO as these qualities to not apply to news opinion shows. As with any comparison between unlike things, the comparison falls apart when one digs too deeply into the comparison.

Fact remains: BO routinely beats KO. KO can't beat BO, so tries to tear BO down in this childish fashion.

[grazon]

So McD's makes the worlds best burgers?

[InvestigatorDave]

Grazon:

That question was previously asked and answered. Feel free to read the response again, (more slowly if it helps with comprehension).

[grazon]

Is that a yes or a no?

[InvestigatorDave]

Grazon:

Seriously, you cannot be that thick.

As stated in response to your question asked one day ago: "Within the world of burgers, that is a matter of individual taste."

Therefore, there is no yes or no answer that can be provided.

What is your obsession with burgers? Or is it an obsession with McDonald's? In as much as the video clip does not mention burgers, and I have explained that the comparison of talk shows to burgers is difficult, you've spent too much time on burgers.

[grazon]

Is that a yes or a no?

[InvestigatorDave]

It is neither.

[grazon]

So that's a no?

[InvestigatorDave]

grazon:

I have concluded that because you can operate a computer, you cannot possibly so stupid as to not grasp the points I'm making vis-a-vis hamburgers (of all things!). Therefore, you are probably being intentionally obtuse. What I can't figure out is why. To what end? Do you find it entertaining? What's the point?

[InvestigatorDave]

Question for you:

Do you still beat your wife?

[eljefereal]

Yes, but only in Charades.

[InvestigatorDave]

eljefereal:

What?

[eljefereal]

You asked, Do you still beat your wife?

I answered, Yes, but only in Charades.

Just a random answer to the question you had.

P.S. She kills me at Checkers.

[grazon]

lol this isn't the first time you've been confused by humor is it?

[InvestigatorDave]

Grazon:

Your use of the word "humor" is inappropriate. The confusion came from receiving a response that was a non-sequitor from a screen name with which I have not been interacting.

But you love non-sequitors, as evidenced by your obsession with McD's burgers during a conversation about talk shows on tv.

[grazon]

"Your use of the word "humor" is inappropriate"

cry me a river.

[InvestigatorDave]

I just told you that you used a word inappropriately. Why would I be crying?

[grazon]

It's an expression.

[InvestigatorDave]

Inappropriately used. Big surprise there.

[grazon]

i.e. you didn't like it and now you're whining.

[eljefereal]

First off, I apologize for creating such confusion and giving someone ammunition to use against you.

Second, I see both your points.

Dave: What is most popular isn't always best.

Grazon: That being said you can't deny it's popularity.

[UsTube]

lol olbermann for the win! (: he looked so excited when he was about to talk about billo stepping onto the rake xD

FUCK BILL OREILLY

[Sinistertino]

powned

[il128]

Comedy Gold!