Harry Potter and the Brokeback Phoenix

[WreckedCannon]

omg 1:00 - 1:19 ... I lost my shit there

[rlcgreen13]

god, hermione is such a fag hag

[WolfieSparrow]

"We've been at it for hours, If I could just rest!" *Harry tries to make a run for it but Snape runs after him* Pmsl

[trickso]

Prepare your anus.

[truebloodfan92]

LMAO at 1:23 to 1:28!!

[PianoPlayingDave69]

Harry: That's private! Snape: Not to me! loooool

[XyIceY]

@jennyismyname2 faggot

[LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000]

1:16 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHHAH

[EddyTh01]

i couldnt finish the video cause i was laughing so hard.. had to rest a bit first!!!! hahahaha

[Thatonetheycall]

"Please, stop it! We've been at it for hours! Can I just rest?"

"NO!"

"That's private!"

"Not to me."

[TheAwwWtf]

1:25

IF WE COULD JUST REST

*scary pedo run towards harry*

[liam1060]

@TheAwwWtf We've been at it for hours!

[mrgreatauk]

Haha 1:00 to 1:29 was so perfect! :D

[lilgretzkypro187]

Did anyone else find the end of this video fucking hilarious? "My Prince, we cannot burn it, it's a gift from the Gods!" "...Father...Burn it..."

[misswiggy982009]

omfg this is amazing! "I will attempt to penetrate you will attempt to resist" "Stop it! We've been at it for hours if I could just rest. I seriously cannot breathe from laughing!

[inlovewithamalfoy]

SNARRY. unfffff

i shouldn't like this as much as i do.... i'm not sorry ;P

ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship

[PikaPiism]

0:21 - S&M!!!! xD xD

[Rhianna7]

This gives me the creeps - nice work!

[TazminTv]

Hermionel-Yes I've seen it...Some strange shit there

[XxClaugiexX]

i wonder if daniel radcliff has seen any of these hahaha

[sillygal25]

hilarious

[WreckedCannon]

1:13 poor harry is getting penetrated :(

[TheRawmenBby]

By the look on Harry's face at 1:13, Snape was successful with penetration.

[inutitanic]

ok so like

Brokeback Goblet: harryxron puppy love

Brokeback prince: DumbeldorexHarry forbidden love..then

Brokeback Phoenix: SnapexHarry rape sex???

[MaDzZz14]

this makes me feel sick. snape, you dirty muffafucka

[saskiaartiste126]

this is hilarious but weirdly poignant at the same time :S

[skywalker072]

0:20 Snape's instruments of torture

[skywalker072]

"I will attempt to penetrate.. you will attempt to resist.."

LOL

[KaleidaJay]

at 1.34 he magically loses his cape :O

[1208Leah]

We seriously need to add a pedobear onto this.

[hollistergal1011]

why is everyone in love with harry

[1Lanavis1]

@hollistergal1011 It's the scar. It secrets pheromones that's like wizard catnip.

[ilanarox247]

SNAPE RAPE

[TashandShanshow10]

hahaahaahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaa­hah we have been at it for hours

[Bodchubbz]

Snape likes to play the cat and mouse game :D

[kalebnoon]

"i will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist""

[Bodchubbz]

19 people got chased by Snape!

[alexkvaskov]

Snape musta penetrated Harry 19 times..!

[xavishep]

17 people have no sense of humor

[emergencyme1]

Snape is one sadistic bastard :L

[PNEFansChannel]

I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. funny... that's just what the priest said o.O

[madchick901]

is harry gay lol

[edwardluver666]

O.o awkward

[maichips]

You can read so much depth into this one! Snape does these unpleasant things to Harry because he is simultaneously attracted to AND repulsed by him. Attracted, because of Harry's connection to Lily (he has her eyes you know!), and repulsed, because of his connection to James. It's like he's forcibly taking what Lily never gave him while getting revenge on James! Wow!

[franinconverse]

Epic epic lolz. "Yes, I've seen it."

[MyNameIsPwag]

1:13 By the look on Harry's face, Snape was successfully able to penetrate Harry :)

[MyNameIsPwag]

0:20 Snape's kinky sex devices LOL

[LOVxxE]

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! OMG... This made my day! 'I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist' HAHA! 'I Knew it was only a matter of time'.

[elvasarte]

my favorite of the bunch! :)

[b3ccaOx]

This is absolutely perfect

[Sandsibscrazy]

ur my hero!

[theoneandonlysarab]

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[BellaBllack]

OFMGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOM­FGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG­OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOM­FGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAA!!!

[MasterSokka]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS IS PERFECT

MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

BEST PARODY YET

[iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia]

Snapeyy can have me anytimeee ;) xx

[96tay69]

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHHAHAHAH



[DJSmithers52]

They do it fully clothed?? It's like magic. Oh wait.......

[TheDBST]

this isn't brokeback, more like rape o.o

still greatly edited :)

[anacondagivesyouooo]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER HAHAHAHAHA

[Suripuri11]

OhGod. XD Words cannot describe.... Day = Made.

[ViablePlayground]

hahaha

[stefanisteph]

i have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

[RunningWithSnails]

DOHOHOHO

[nham666]

this video only lacks mcgonnagal's "potter is a boy! not a piece of meat!"

[RSFilmers]

@nham666 thats the goblet of fire not order of the phoenix. fail

[nham666]

@RSFilmers i know imo, just seeing it from a Snarry point of view, not really divided movies.

you guys should check a video "Snape song - Let me penetrate you" to understand why the mcgonnagal thing xD

[regmania]

music?

[rainbowcasoup]

"Yes! I've seen it."

[KaleidoPixy]

Harry Potter: Brokeback chronicles, in which Harry bumps ALL of the wizards.

All of them.

[nickgracie26]

These wooden dildos we wave about here at hogwarts chanting things really do splinter.

[MrILickLollipops]

This is brilliant.

[jfskillz]

I lolmfao'd when snape said " I will attempt to penetrate"

[followtheowl7]

I'll never be able to watch the Order of the Phoenix the same again.

[xxN00Rxx]

LOOOOOOOL !! "i will penetrate & u will resist" LOL

[pal0oz]

what the fuck hahahahaha

[pastelpeach22159]

So wrong but so funny lmao

[Seethlaw]

1:28 omg what happens next, i want to see it *_*

[Sarnius26]

AHAHAHAAHA GENIUS

[k3l2p]

For hours?!

[disasterxbrewingx3]

can I get penetrated by Snape?

[Hornyflipper]

dear god this is....wow.............so fucking wrong. xD but roflmao hilarious

[Aprilwolf94]

haha this is just hilarious and so well done, you are a genius! XD

[melodyjm]

"I will attempt to penetrate...you will attempt to resist" Pure genius. :P

[ceeejayyy]

omg when harrys like "if i could just rest.." and snape runs at him lol i lost my shit there

[Squishytheoctopus]

I absolutely love you and your timing! :D

[sillygal25]

TOO Funny!!!! I am a big HP fan, but this was soooo hilarious!!!

[thegreataustralia]

this one deserves the most views

[Verris54321]

wow this is so BAD LOL omg this is hilarious

[disasterxbrewingx3]

Haha this made me horny.

[catfishy08]

Hahahahahahah

[Amarynthine]

why is there a clip from troy in the end??

[424Natasha]

I will attempt to penetrate you will try to resist...

[Waterlou25]

OMG Harry got raped!

[NeveahLi]

'We've been at it fr hours, can't we just rest?' that killled me!! loooool!!

[Amarynthine]

1:15 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MINDFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

[fcbjm328]

Thanks for ruining my childhood...

[cshepherd30]

Well Snape did say Harry has his mothers eyes and we all know what Snape thought of his mother.

[theo123metallica]

"In these lessons i will attempt to penetrate you... prepare yourself... we've been at it for hours, if i could just rest..."

[iLoveGrannyy]

This is the best one.. should have more views.

[MyAlwaysSS]

Couldn't Harry sue for that...? Lol

[smellyduke]

this is so fucking funny!

[MultiJessibell]

lol when he said "we've been at it for hours" he was totally limping too like he had just gotten some...

[iwillalwaysdream96]

THE DARK LORD IS NOT RESTING! (Snape would know that wouldn't he?)

[Kirstin091]

"I will attempt tp penetrate" LOLOLOLOL

[ABeautyBunny]

‎"STOP IT.We've been at it for hours, if i could just rest!"

*Snape does awkward rape chase after Harry*

[crisis1991]

@ABeautyBunny Your comment had me laughing my head off for ages!

[ABeautyBunny]

@crisis1991 hahaha thanks XD

[iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia]

@ABeautyBunny i am the hundreth person to like your comment, and boy was it worth it :P xxx

[ABeautyBunny]

@iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia oh wow! 112 likes O_O thanks :D

[iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia]

@ABeautyBunny LOOL :DD Well deserved :P xx

[TheSouthernKiller80]

@ABeautyBunny LOL, I never thought of it as a "rape chase".

[ABeautyBunny]

@TheSouthernKiller80 As if haha, you can totally see the predatory look on his face XD

[Tokiogrl09]

hahahahaha "we've been at it for hours, i just have to rest!!" nice editing! this is crazy!

[SkyyLim]

Snape : In these lessons I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist.

*harry getting owned* Harry : That's private! Snape: Not to me.

LMAO !!! HAHAHA CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !! XD

[TheAlexis1246]

damn snape must have a lot of stamina if they have been at it for hours! whos willing to spent 24 hours with snape???!!! i know i want to!

[journalismgrl]

lol @ snape chasing him in this context!

[LookACreativeName]

LOLOLOLOL.

[shawnlhmh]

I like the part where Snape starts chasing him. XD

[Nikf90]

THIS WAS HARDCORE XD LUV IT !!!

[OogletheOwl]

One of the most hilarious things I've seen for a while :D

[SalisburyBoy123]

1:16 "Too much Cocaine!"

[BlackOpVideos100]

Snape No swiping....Little boys

[TheSchleichCollector]

This made my day haha!

[VERYLATEST]

yes i've seen it!! ha

[BelleTheStarkid]

"We've been at it for hours, if we could just rest!"

[loljona]

Yes...go to the gay headmaster for advice on how to deal with being buttraped. .....He might actually have sympathy. ;D

[hrkelsey]

Snape's only doing all of that because Harry has Lilys eyes.

[cypressdiesel]

genius! huge lols at Snape's 'I am going to attempt to penetrate...' just briliant.

[LeoGeo100]

they should have used this song as the trailer for the last movie

[lilsi93]

14 people got penetrated by snape

[YourZombieStalker]

@lilsi93 Or maybe they didn't get penetrated by Snape.... That's a better reason to dislike it :)

[readthesecomments]

@lilsi93 LOLOLOLOL

[meow3585]

1:24



[haadi1228]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO! <3 how I love Youtube (:

[kickodude]

That's just inappropriate! LOLOLOL

[rjlolo224]

so funny lol

[SaiyanKid9000]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY IT"S WRONG

[darkfoot]

That was hot! Well of course it's always hot when there is Snape/Alan Rickman!

[WhataCowify]

Harry: "That's private"

Snape (in creepy rapist voice): "Not to me"

AHAHAHAH

[mkretzsch]

I love when ron's eyes dart back and forth at harrys crotch

[ascrazyasanyone]

Its kinda scary how easily these scenes can be manipulated.

[ilanarox247]

"We've been at it for hours! If only I could just rest!"

-SNAPE RAPE-

[alltimemovie]

LMAO brilliant..

[rerepeat20]

omfg

[Ryanfarrick]

Snape: PREPARE YOUR ANUS

[LilPinkFuzzyMonster]

these movies keep getting more and more suggestive XD

[wdemon85]

"STOP IT....We've been at it for hours...if I could only just rest." LOL Sooo funny!

[45cletrab]

@GenaroeBonds I want to roundhouse kick you in the taint.

[ameliaconstantine]

I WISH I'D BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS

[hothellrider69]

WTF LOLOLOLOLOL XD WE HAVE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS

[diegostarusa]

hahahahaha, this was hilarious, very clever!

[lronPriest0fMetal]

lol snap scene is SOOOOOOOO bad

[mir2k9]

ha snape rape

[XxMarMarx]

Ahhh rape!! D:

[tzynia10]

i dont get how its funny...

[missemilypatricia]

In these lessons, I will attempt to penetrate...and you will attempt to resist.

[Jarad100]

"that's private"

"not to me"

rofl

[LionAngel]

snape is the king of it all!

[LionAngel]

this will always be my fave among the other brokeback series, hhahah!! everything is just perfect! LOL

[kantimamath]

Ummmm interesting scene....LOL

[Jarad100]

1:01 - 1:12

thumbs up if you agree

[AceOfBlaydes]

We've been at it for hours!!

[JadeFreaxx]

Lets all go to Snape's rape dungeon!

[taaayll]

@JadeFreaxx Funniest thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!!

[richa700]

when snape said he would attempt to penetrate...I couldn't breathe any more lol this was so funny

[Shunt1900]

Prepare your self!

[reallyhealee1514]

we've been at it for hours!

[just4commenting1]

LOL I am breathless with laughter ;)