Does anyone else here think that Ganon and some of his minions have their way with Zelda before Link saves her? The game might of been more realistic if Link busts Ganon's chamber doors open right before he bangs her, beats the living shit out of him, and then really saves her. What about Ganon's minions though? They could of done with her as they wanted before transporting her to Testicle Rock. I'm sure several of them at least copped a feel. That is unless all Ganon's moblins were gay.
@koalaswrath his minions have the same instinct as people do with animals, we simply just dont see them as a potential mate. and normally dont see them as sexually attractive either. it is difficult to think how dodongo would do that. and as far as ganon, I think he would rather have his way with link; or at least his horse.
@blizzardballz Both Ganon & his Moblins are homonids. They walk upright, have hands with opposable thumbs, wear clothes that cover their genitalia, etc. Even then there are taboo fetishes such as zoophilia a.k.a. beastiality. It wouldn't be too far-fetched to think maybe a group of lonely MALE minions that wander around in a forest without females, might get a little hot & bothered around a cute BLONDE female? Jus' sayin'.
i still havnt heard a better rendition of this than the 8 bit audio here. which is not to say the 8 bit is any good but no one does the opening theme for some stupid reason.. i know its a bit short but w/e
How did this become a sex debate on whether or not the minions all raped Zelda. Keep it on the porn sites.
dobbyfan48 1 month ago
i miss the engrish from the original
krazykool305 7 months ago
I miss the original GANNON.
sfried 8 months ago
PLEASE LOOK UP THE MANUAL FOR DETAILS
DaveMacDave 10 months ago
Just in time for the original Famicom game's 25tyh anniversary! Thanks
theoddronin1 1 year ago
I love Link's face as he helplessly holds onto the 'Please look up the manual for details' sign.
ProjectJAY64 1 year ago
@ProjectJAY64 thats because the sign is make of lead
blizzardballz 11 months ago
Does anyone else here think that Ganon and some of his minions have their way with Zelda before Link saves her? The game might of been more realistic if Link busts Ganon's chamber doors open right before he bangs her, beats the living shit out of him, and then really saves her. What about Ganon's minions though? They could of done with her as they wanted before transporting her to Testicle Rock. I'm sure several of them at least copped a feel. That is unless all Ganon's moblins were gay.
koalaswrath 1 year ago
@koalaswrath ....no.
theoddronin1 1 year ago
@koalaswrath his minions have the same instinct as people do with animals, we simply just dont see them as a potential mate. and normally dont see them as sexually attractive either. it is difficult to think how dodongo would do that. and as far as ganon, I think he would rather have his way with link; or at least his horse.
blizzardballz 11 months ago
@blizzardballz Both Ganon & his Moblins are homonids. They walk upright, have hands with opposable thumbs, wear clothes that cover their genitalia, etc. Even then there are taboo fetishes such as zoophilia a.k.a. beastiality. It wouldn't be too far-fetched to think maybe a group of lonely MALE minions that wander around in a forest without females, might get a little hot & bothered around a cute BLONDE female? Jus' sayin'.
koalaswrath 11 months ago
@koalaswrath it's not clear that any of them is male except Ganon is it
still you're probably right
Zelda was laying octorok eggs for weeks after her rescue, most likely
Bananadine 11 months ago
Awesome! Thanks for the memories!!
roadrage503 1 year ago
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roadrage503 1 year ago
i still havnt heard a better rendition of this than the 8 bit audio here. which is not to say the 8 bit is any good but no one does the opening theme for some stupid reason.. i know its a bit short but w/e
bokxybabee 1 year ago
Fantastyczne...
Link399 2 years ago
lol this is gana be my computers screan saver
Linkstman 2 years ago
Cool, it's a good thing.
legendarybattlechip 2 years ago
ya (-=
Linkstman 2 years ago
Why did it sound wierd at the beginning?
fzerolink 2 years ago