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  • Sean you're great,just ignore and keep loving the audiences who love you x

  • love the exit sign in the background its saying fuck off leave the stage mr nasal

  • sean maloney is theee best meatlo tributearound !!!! amazing x

  • no im not , i can fight my own battles get back inside!

  • does anyone else agree how pathetic it is that dean porkinton feels the need to create a fake profile just to insult sean ... dear god man get a life

  • its nearly as sad as me making a video of a bus with porkingtons name on it , hey but as i said to dean wheres your sense of humour!!

    best wishes sean nasal maloney!

  • i might redo that pic actually dean 'screechy squeaky voice' porkinton is shit!!!

    aaah the wonders of photoshop

    prick

  • i really think u need help ur having a convo with urself prick

  • god i am shite!

  • Hey everyone, thanks for the great comments.

  • that was fucking amazing mate, you actually sound jus like meat in 77 before his voice started to go. absolutely brilliant, especially the last high c

  • I think you sound stellar Sean!

    Although i would like to say to 55meatloaf55, that Meats voice may have gone when he had voice problems after BOOH. But his voice did return in superb form, especially for Bat 2 and other albums. IMO the guy still has it!

    keep Rocking Sean!

  • i know that meat loafs voice came back after a rest after dead ringer for love and in some ways was better. if you can find any bootleg live recordings of him around 1990 or if you have the bat attitude live vhs im sure u will agree. im afraid these days his voice aint up to scratch but after 3o years of hard rockin i guess i cant expect it to be

  • @55meatloaf55 actually I checked it's a high B =) not trying to prove anything or saying he's crap cuz its a damn hard song to sing I was just saying is all =) I agree with ya he did a fantastic job of this song

  • That's really great sean, one of the best tributes i've seen...it's a pity some others want to try and take the shine off it with some very cheap comments, jealousy? probably...either way it's sad...

  • dream on... FAKE DEAN 1. SAD TWAT...

  • He sounds like the real deal to me. Who else would know he is playing in Blackpool tonight and that his gigs are not cancelled?! Surely posting crap would be bad publicity for someone in that business(!).

  • Dearest Sean,

    I am shocked to see so many imposters here posting such hurtful and crazy messages. Please believe me when I say this that these usernames are not from me. I'm not sure how people are getting hold of my videos and posting these.

    BTW nobody has cancelled any gigs of me. I am performing tonight in Blackpool. If you see people posting messages at that time you can be sure they are not me.

    I am glad you are honest and for that I love you.

    Your friend and always your fan,

    D.

  • Is it you that shags sheep mr sean(sheep shagger)maloney ??

    you,d make more as a shephard sweethart than u ever will at trying to sing dumb ass lol xx

    dean (awesome tribute)= 1k a gig

    sean (nasal) maloney = £80 a gig

    lol lol lol lol...WHOS THE FUCKIN DREAMER DARLIN.

    END OF !!!

  • Dear bestElvis,

    I really think you have your wires crossed? First of all, I as a professional performer would never openly debate such financial matters as you are pointing out. Furthermore I condone the use of foul language except for during my impersonations of Meat Loaf.

    I am not sure what you are trying to achieve here. I appreciate your support for my act and nice things you have said but please do not be harmful to my fellow tribute act/friend Sean.

    Your friend,

    D.

  • that's right Dave, but is it illegal to felch badgers?

  • Not in my purple gang it ain't

  • people can stop sending me messages now saying im a lying talentless miserable sack of shit fat fuck.

    AND NO I DONT KNOW WHERE MADELINE MCANN IS

  • hey dean, r we meeting tonite? You bring your macaws and I'll bring the lard.

  • i will give it a miss tonight dave , i have to go dave my volume is stuck and i cant take any more of this

  • oh well, mt ass is a bit sore anyway. I think it mite have beena mistake using that lard to fry our chickin 'n' chips b4 we lubed up.

  • why dont you ask that gay fucker off mlukfc you know the one the german with no personality and a weasel face im sure you know him??? RADIOMASTER!! thats him he stalks me day and night im sure hes a gaylord! , he thinks he is a meat tribute yet he is 7 stone wet through , cant sing [like the rest of them!!] you must know him hes the biggest wanker on the planet!

  • DEAN...This terrible karaoke singers shouldnt be allowed on here posting himself as even the joke meat tribute he is. TOTAL DISGRACE

    1* RATING FOR THIS FUCKER THAT SOUNDS LIKE HES FULL OF FLU AND MOVES HIS HEAD LIKE A FUCKIN CHICKEN ROUND THE MIKE LOL LOL

    WHAT A TWAT EH!!!! LOL

  • thats right Dave. but im a lying talentless miserable sack of shit fat fuck who sounds like Ozzy fucking Osbourne so what the fuck would i know

  • Hey suckers, my pal Dean has just bagged an AMAZING gig with GARY GLITTER as his warm-up act. Yes, I know he's a sad old never-been with wierd sexual tendencies who can't sing and dresses up in stupid clothes and a wig to hide it, but Gary says he don't mind.

  • me and Gary go back a long way Dave, ever since he asked me if i wanted to be in his gang and i said YES! i love that bloke.

    btw Dave I sent my camel out to pick up that lard so do you fancy a rub down?

  • anyone know if it's illegal to felch badgers?

  • Hi there Sean,

    Good to see you on YouTube! ;-)

    Actually I must confess I have acted like a real pig over the last few years. I have been doing some thinking and I think it is time for a change. So no more nasty comments. I will obide by YouTube's community guidelines from now on.

    Your performance is good here, any more vids? I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for thins in the past. Perhaps we can even do a gig together someday.

    Your friend and always your fan,

    D.

  • so many comments so confusing! but, it's an ace performance sean, only wish you were closer to manchester :-). These comments are amusing but they kinda detract from the video :S xx

  • I agree it is distracting and Sean did a good performance here and it's a shame to see this place so polluted with crap.

    Reason being: Some people like to hijack video commenting threads because they will never admit that there are far superior Meat Loaf tribute acts out there (like Sean) than themselves and they have to try to fool the world and themselves as that is the only thing they can do. :-)

  • I HAVE TO KEEP MY CAPS LOCK ON AS OTHERWISE PEOPLE WILL NOT READ MY MESSAGE. loser with capital L!!! :-)

  • Do we honestly have to believe that you two guys/gays just so happen to wake up at the same time? Well I guess anything is possible. Lol :-)

  • I want to apologise to all you fucking cunts for some of the upsetting things I've said. I know I'm not a very good Meat Loaf tribute act and have a personality disorder due to overuse of slimming pills.

    I know my van is shit and I do sound like Ozzy Osbourne but I can't get a proper job since being in prison for interfering with animals.

    Anyway I'll buy each and every one of you twats a block of lard at my next gig.

  • Only 2 pallets this time? You must be starving Dean. Thought that's why you drove that silly van. Full of Tesco pallets wherever you go. Good idea though. :-)

  • Every little helps :)

  • I'm sitting quite happily. :-)

  • sorry mate, forgot me job there for a minute. Your lard or mine?

  • The "fuckin screeching wailer" said he left. And about time too.

  • Yeah I agree keep Dean Torkington locked in his nutcase motorhome forever. :-)

  • What are you talking about. I am the best, don't you think? Ha.

  • Make that Europe's. HAHAHA

  • "UK's Number 1 Cocksucker tribute" On tour, fully booked till July 2009.

  • hope u tribute me better than this useless twats trying to tribute dean sweethart.

  • too late sucker, i got there first.

    Those slimming pills aint working. I scoffed the lot.

  • Yeah sleep tight you two, but not too tight mind you. :-)

  • The way some people are talking here, some may be better to sleep with one eye open don't you think? Ha!

  • Lol this thread of comments is really funny. Why is everybody arguing so much?

  • Your fat ass would never fit in a Lotus. The dealer will shut the door in your face before you are able to set foot in the showroom.

  • OK, I admit it, im a crap singer whose too fat to be a gay elton john impersonator anymore and only chose meatloaf coz he cant sing either. I lied about the 6k and 3k and all the other numbers. I can only get 100 fans to watch me and they all want their money back coz i iz a lemon.

  • lol lol.

  • Yup Dean's a lemon. A big fat, ugly, bald, sun glasses wearing lemon.

  • lets see your tribute to me honey ?? lol xx

  • you forgot the words rich contented fully bookedtribute with rave reviews and endorsements by all meats former band mates inclu ellen foley carry on cunt im enjoying this

  • ye... me to dean...

    wheres mr tax man gone. i could do with that sweetie to sort my returns out.

  • im sure he is threatening me dave lol bring it onass wipe

  • LOL.

    hope youve got your volume off on your comp as well dean

  • volume is deffo off dave!!

  • Like a Bat out of Hell you'll be gone when the morning comes!

  • Believe all you want dude. :-)

  • Hi My name is Dean and I love gay lard sex. Fuck me Elvis! Fuck MEEEEE!!!

  • You are a UK resident spending at least 183 days per annum in the UK, therefore any foreign earnings attract UK income tax. I do hope you were not thinking of avoiding paying the due tax. Doing so is a serious offence.

  • Yeah go get him tax office. I am fed up paying for skiving bastards.

  • Some of us do have good jobs and earn good money and are just on the internet to see amusing little men making fools of themselves...

  • dean needs some staff when he goes to Dubai.

    Now which one of you sweeties is gonna be his tea lady

    lol xx

  • If the staff is for lifting his fat arse into plane then you can forget it. You need some industrial lifting equipment for that job. :-)

  • Hopefully he'll be flying via Madrid. Assuming that is that the plane can get off the ground with his fat ass in it.

  • you can be his cleaner sweethart xx

  • it took you 14mins to work out a reply sweethart lol lol

    READ MY LAST MAIL PUNK...IT SAYS TEA LADY. YOU KNOW ..HOT WATER, TEA, SUGAR MILK...

    dont you get that at your care home dear lol lol

  • Why don't you do the job since you are so far up Dean's ass anyway?

    Choccy you are right, that plane would be grounded solidly forever. :-)

  • oh sweethart.

    ive got my own very successful life, i dont make the thousands a week dean does but im very comfortable honey xx

  • your doing great dave i have seen the lotus!! dont waste your time with these cunts they are nobodys hi cunts!!!! lol

  • thnx dean.... but i was just looking for a washer. i must be on the wrong page coz these twats couldnt even do that proper lol.

    jesus i dont know how anybody could listen this nasals noise. i had to turn the volume off after 2mins... fuckin shockin

  • he needs vicks sinex nasal spray malcolm lol

  • JESUS H CHRIST Dean would be better off impersonating Ozzy Osbourne he's that shit. He'd have to lose a bit of weight though, OK he'd have to lose a LOT of weight. Perhaps he could buy him and and his missus a stomach stapling operation for their civil union anniversary.

    Anyone think it's bizarre that for someone who claims to earn all this money that he has the shittest camper van known to man.

  • I see you mentioned the "thousands" he earns each week. That doesn't seem to tally with his tax return. We expect him to make a full declaration of actual earnings on his return from Dubai.

  • I hope in Dubai they don't mistake his missus for a camels arse.

  • surprise surprise tescos chorley posts in the same time frame as tax office wats the odds of that happening

  • Lol the tax man cometh, i pay my taxes do you, and for the record money earned in dubai is exempt of tax! shows how much you know, wats even funnier is mr taxperson just created that youtube acount 30 minutes ago , how fucking sad are these cunts dave!

  • I agree with a lot of the comments here. This is by far one of the best Meat Loaf tribute acts I have come across in my day. Keep it going! :-)

  • hey dean...this knob tryin to be a tribute to me elvis2 lol lol

    what a lowlife tosser tryin to bring deans wife init it.

    JUST FACE IT, HE AS LOTS OF TALENT

    YOU DONT PUNK...

    BIG ATTITUDE WITH ZERO TALENT,

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  • dave , i dont give a fuck what any of them have to say, whos the one laughing all the way to the bank!!! im out of here , wont be returning , i aint playing verbal tennis i have a bussiness to run,

    hey dave just got a gig in Dubai for 1 night only 6 fucking grand!! thats where the money is!!

  • NICE WORDS TO LEAVE THESE FUCKERS STEAMING ON.

    they wont earn that in a year as road sweepers will they.

    6k... NICE.... VERY NICE.

    you,ll storm them dean. them super rich folk only book the best. good luck to you and your lovely wife dean.

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  • His wife is called Dean too? Now I am really confused. It started with Pork, but I am guessing that was a joke? Now it's Dean and he has a wife called Dean?

  • Looks like schitzo Dean has been chatting to himself again. He looks like Jabba The Hut and has the mental state of the mad bastard Gollum.

    As anyone can see he's obviously earning a tonne of money, which is why he's on the net talking to himself and insulting every other Meat Loaf tribute out there all the time because he's booked up solid. If he was that booked up then he wouldn't give a fuck about what anyone else was doing, but he does, because he aint.

  • HEY...sweetie,

    wheres my shopping delivery ASS HOLE lol

  • You have a "shopping delivery ass hole". What does that do? Oh forget it, I don't want to know. :-)

  • i asked tescojerk for the delivery DUMB ASS. not some prick that thinks hes me coz he cant sing meatloaf either lol xx

  • I'd rather not kiss a man, thank you.

  • Pretty good, for a tribute. I had the misfortune to stumble across a guy called Pork Lardington (or summat similar) last year, calls himself a tribute, bad wig, and what an ugly old bag he got with him, looked like his gran lol, avoid lardington, Steve Steinman and the guy above are much much better. Question do'yer reckon Porky is doin his sidekick/granny?

  • Pork Lardington? That's a crazy name. Never heard of that tribute. I've seen some clips of Steve Steinman (is that his real name?). He sounds good and seems to have great back up bands on stage all the time.

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  • Are you Pork Lardington?

    Do you do Meat Loaf tributes as well?

    I had a look on the Blackburn Empire website but it says this about the 6 sept? "Due to unforseen circumstances this event has been postponed to Friday January 23rd 2009".

  • Look for the six foot fucker with the ponytail and tats on a big black harley,that'll be me, i only live 30 mins away so see you there you fat fuck, time to put up deano boy, you called me out, and i'm a comin.

  • Honestly, i thought it was your gran, man shes f'ugly. More wrinkles than a shar pei, mind you i suppose looking like the troll you do you have to be gratful, whats next dogs off the street.

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  • He makes more money than you make combined from 2 gigs than this sean dude earns from his so called meat tribute will make in 4 months lol

    WHOS THE WINNER HERE.

    ONLY 1 PUNKS LOL LOL

  • This is a really good Meat Loaf tribute. Does he do any recent Meat Loaf songs at all?

  • yes, I do songs from the latest albums as well as the classic stuff.

  • Thanks. How about songs from Welcome to The Neighbourhood? That is my favourite Meat Loaf except for the bat 1 and 2 ones.

  • Sean,as said before.great video,great performance...if there was an award for being the best dickhead and most foul mouthed, abusive tribute then im sure MeatloafTribute1 would win hands down,followed very closely by his mate elvis...Sean you are good !!

  • MORE VIDEOS PLEASE... I LOVE A GOOD LAUGH

    lol lol...

    how about I would do anything for love ??

  • And what 'shit' is this that I'm supposed to have given you? Find one thing that's been posted that isn't true. And as for the drinking beer thing - did you not see any of the shows on Meat's, say, last FOUR tours?

  • lol lol...

  • "He had worked with 5 other meat tributes and i blew the lot of them"

    Yeah, we heard about that inclination.

  • Great stuff Sean!

  • Wow, thats really good unlike some others I've had to endure - not mentioning any names (~~. ~~~~~~~~~~) ;)

  • Very good great vocals, you will have to come up to Newcastle.

  • Really good Sean..look good and sound good ..well done..

  • nice one Sean!

  • well well, a Meat Loaf tribute that can actually sing, not something you can always see on Youtube that!!!!

  • thanks for your input :-D

  • Porkington doesn't need to be checked out; he needs to be checked in to somewhere that can treat him for his multiple personality disorder.

  • lol and we need to be treated for severe distress

  • He has a huge gut and huge ego. Success however eludes him. I'm sure "you" know "him" well enough to know this.

  • How come you make exactly the same spelling mistakes that our friend Dean makes? Separated at birth or just cut from the same cloth? Or can we just assume you and he are the same.

  • You mean "you're" not "your", "I've" not "ive", "I'm" not "im", "Meat Loaf" not "meatloaf", "fucking" not "fuckin". Oh and you're missing a question mark, and correct capitalisation. But then, you're mad enough to think that Porkington is better than Sean and Steve Steinman, so you're not too bright are you?

  • "to clouds" - WTF? Is English your first language?

    Still, Porkington needs all the friends he can get, even dumb ones.

  • Dean Torkington is a useless fat fuck who crashed his gay car in our car park. He's caused us nothing but trouble buying us out of lard week after week.

    You don't need to be grotesquely fat to be Meat Loaf but the ability to sing does help. I've seen Torkington pretend to be Meat Loaf and he was shit which probably explains why he performs in some of the backstreet toilets like he does.

  • Obviously you and Dean are having a gay relationship. I'm not homophobic but the very thought of a clown dressed up as Elvis and a grotesquely obese Meat Loaf impersonator with a bad wig having lard sex makes me want to throw up.

    He really isn't a good Meat Loaf impersonator and you're an even worse Elvis impersonator. Praise the Lord Elton John hasn't made an appearance.

  • Damn right your not a tribute Mr. theBESTelvis because your shit just like Dean.

    Interesting you haven't denied the gay lard sex with the useless fat fuck.

  • Just been on the dickheads site and there is a picture of someone that looks like a bloke but he calls his wife, is that you in drag?

    I never said I would give you a list, you said name a better tribute than Dean, you really are a clusterfuck, learn to read your own bullshit. The sooner the fat bastard Torkington has an heartattack and stops murdering Meat Loaf in the gay bars of Lancashire the better for all concerned, he really is the shits.

  • once again, thanks for your earnest criticism.

  • I think you'll find you mean someone else. You see, not all of these comments are from the same person. That is usually the general idea ;-)

  • I like the clip, you're out there having fun not claiming to be THE best like Lardsexboy.

    They say self praise is no recommendation, which is probably why no one has ever recommended Dean as a decent Meat Loaf tribute act apart from himself and his schitzo alter-ego's.

    I hear Dean has been invited to perform for the Nantwich gay lard wrestling competition.

    "I would do anything for laaaard, but I won't do that!"

  • Excellent stuff!

  • Great job Sean, and whats even better is you look like meat and you have your own hair instead of a silly wig. Good luck

  • I forgot the fire alarm went off lol. Tpoo much use of smoke machines lol

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